I'd be better at writing Crack fics but better to push my limits! Would have writen another crack fic chaper but time for the acctual story. XD

Vaati now had his cover to move about without beeing seen. He could swear that the big man had saw him and realized that these people must have great magic as well. If the scool itself could do magic he was curious on the ability of the people who lived in there. Not curious to be captured by them, mind you.

He looked out from under the table and located the cart that was likley waiting to pick up the dishes. Vaati hoped it would go back to the kitchen and not dissapear. Vaati waited a bit and worked up his nerves till he felt ready to make the journey over to the cart. Of course Vaati gave himself a pep talk as he normaly did before somthing he was nervous about.

"Alrigth Vaati you can do this. You think these fools can catch me? I'm the master of sneaks! I broke into the castle and paraded as the king for days with no one knowing!" Said Vaati. Ready now to get going Vaati took a slow step out from under the table. It seemed like the cart was a yard away so it would take the tiny minish some time to get there going as slowly as he was. Vaati decided he wanted to get there before they finished eating and talking and weren't distracted enough for him to make his way across.

Vaati soon started running and stopping evry so often when the conversations started getting quiet. Vaati was inches from the cart and decided to make a break for it. Abandoning his cover he grabbed onto just above the wheel and was given cover by the white cloth. He continued to listen to the conversations.

"Dumble door you've got to... you've got to... make a parade of..." The big man then fell over.

Vaati then was able to identify the man with the insanley large beard that exeeded Elzo's. Vaati then sumrised that he must be as annoying as the owl's had described. He also realized that stupidly long beards made old people annoying. The beards were obviously metaphors on their over extending into other people's problems. Vaati waited and watched. He learned nothing about the chosen one and realized it was simply old chatter about strange things he didn't understand from this world.

As Vaati was getting bored the people started to leave until the table was now empty exept the leftovers of the meal and the table wear. Vaati watched from his cover as the house elves appeared and used their magic to levitate the things onto the cart. As soon as they were done one of them snapped and sent the cart back to the kitchen with Vaati holding on for his life. Of course as his arms didn't stretch all the way around the metal he was holding onto he soon fell off and found himself in a hallway with many paintings and a suit of armor. The painting seemed like windows into other places with the inhabitants of each frame going about whatever biusness they decided upon.

Vaati didn't want to now how these people got trapped into those frames he decided he wanted out and fast. The school seemed to hear his thoughts as a tunnel soon showed itself in the wall. Vaati quickly went through the passage and it closed behind him as he proceded. Vaati walked until his tiny legs felt like jello and he reached the familiar small room. He then exited to the owlery and saw four owls playing a card game with the others watching. It looked like they were betting some kind of cracker as the pot.

"Hey can someone help me down?" Yelled Vaati. The owls seemed to freeze and Petro and Maji soon meet him up in the rafters.

"My goodness Vaati we thought you had begotten a cruel and unusual fate!" Said Petro while swooning.

"So I have a few questions for you guys." Said Vaati. "Who is the Chosen one and why is he called that?"

"That would be the boy who dah vanquished the dark lord when he was a child." Said Maji.

"Wait so the chosen one killed a child? Was the child predicted as evil?! Thats still so messed up!" Said Vaati.

"No Vaati the chosen one was a child when he reflected a killing curse back on his attacker, the dark lord." Said Maji. "Dumbledoor has said he dosn't belive the dark lord is truly dead. He also belives the boy will be able to acctually defeat him when he returns."

"The great evil who has made his quarry the muggles and all those who will oppose him." Said Petro. "We have been worried that when he returns he will seek vengance on Dubledoor and attack the castle."

"So this dark lord... what is his name?" Asked Vaati.

"No one says his name anymore. It's considred a mood killer and bad luck to boot. People call him he who must not be named." Said Maji.

"He must not be named? But that is technically a name for him isn't it?" Asked Vaati.

"Why yes it is Vaati. Wizards are supersticous to the extreem. They take many stupid things seriously and many important things like the newspaper article discribing how to clean a window." Said Dave who landed on the beam next to Vaati.

"So where did the castle lead you?" He asked.

"The kitchen to get somthing to eat." Said Vaati.

"The castle dose feel the need to take care of it's geusts." Said Dave.

It's 10:04 right now and i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!