Team Neuro
Alex and Derek had set themselves up in the attending's lounge.
"What's our play ?" Alex asked Derek.
"Well I think you know who we should target first".
Alex nodded in response.
"She'll kill you" Alex replied.
"Oh I'm sure but not as much as Robbins will kill you" Derek replied with a smile.
Alex realised it was true, this was the mentor who'd once threatened to hit him with a brick after all.
"I 'll make sure I keep the heavy objects out of her way. think I know how we do this- but it might cost you".
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"Remind me again why this is just my money Karev", Derek said rifling through his wallet. He'd been unimpressed to hear how many children would be on the peds ward tonight and so their plan had taken them to the cash machine on the ground floor.
"Oh give me a break mr fancy neuro surgeon, you can give some children pocket money".
"Why do we need money at all ?"
"Robbins has obviously gone straight to Peds and will have them help her. Those kids love her and she'll have thrown in pudding as well. And there's only one thing that will trump pudding."
"My cash" Derek said.
"She'll have sent someone out to try steal sashes as well I'm betting Sam will be one so we're waiting for him".
Derek was impressed at Alex's dedication to the Peds department, he'd known exactly how many children there would be tonight and he knew all their characters as well.
Sure enough after a while a little red haired boy eventually rounded the corridor in his pyjamas and Alex went to speak to him.
"Hey Sam" Karev said kneeling down.
"Dr Karev" Sam responded with a smile.
"I'm looking for sashes"
"Are you, did Dr Robbins ask you to do that ?"
Sam nodded "she said she's playing a game".
"Yeah she is and I'm playing too do you want to help me get sashes ?"
Sam looked unsure "Dr Robbins asked first and she said she'd give us pudding".
Alex held the ten dollar bill in front of his face "I can give you this".
Sam's eyes wideded and Alex knew he was hooked.
"You can have this and the others can get one too and in my plan you'll get pudding as well"
"Deal" Sam said as he high fived Alex.
"Great stuff .So here's what I need you to do ...".
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Alex and Derek quietly creeped to the back of the peds ward. They'd sent Sam off with their two golden sashes to take to Robins and Grey as a ruse. Sam then had to let the others know of their increased bribe and what they'd have to do.
It involved a complicated game of Chinese whispers as each child told the next and all agreed to betray Dr Robbins for cold hard cash.
Sam briefed Alice next who was busy playing with Meredith's hair. She giggled as Sam had done when she heard the final part of the plan.
"We tie her to a chair?" Sam laughed
"Yeah buddy so we can escape- do you think you can do that"
Sam nodded.
"Good guy lets go".
As soon as all the children were briefed Sam laid the final part of the trap.
Sam returned to Arizona just in time for the curfew she'd set for the thieves. He held out the two golden sashes to Arizona.
After she'd congratulated him with pudding Sam grinned -cash and pudding he thought, awesome !
He then joined his friend Ahmed as they quickly tied up Dr Robbins before she could escape after she'd been brought to a chair by Alice in the guise of a new makeover model.
Sam then nodded to Dr Karev who he saw creeping in.
Alex and Derek entered peds with smug smiles.
Team Peds
"Who did" Meredith asked amused.
"We did" Derek gloated coming in with Alex.
The two guys quickly relived Robbins and Grey of all their four sashes taking the chance to dangle the sashes in the captive doctor's faces.
Derek kissed Meredith resulting in some disgusted groans from the children.
The two guys then preceded to give all the children a ten dollar bill to their utter delight and Arizona's disdain.
Flashing their four sashes in the captive doctor's faces one last time Derek and Alex made to leave the ward.
"Aren't you going to untie us" Arizona asked
"Don't think so" Karev responded bending down to whisper in Sam's ear.
"Keep them here til we've gone" he said to Sam who nodded.
"See you later ladies" Derek and Alex called as they left the ward.
"I'll get a brick this time" Arizona called out prompting Alex to laugh.