I don't own Zero no Tsukaima, or all of the other stuff I mention in this chapter
Revised January 27, 2013
AN : Yes, I make a reference to TV Tropes in this chapter. I couldn't help myself, I had to. Anyway, this chapter focuses more on Saito, and there really aren't any surprises like the last chapter. Just more Saito trying to get used to his new environment and Louise dealing with Saito leaving.
Now to answer some reviews,
Stavaros the Arcane – I'm glad it came off as very sinister.
Lord Sia – I'm glad you like my explanation, however the runes effects are actually canon, I just made the reveal happen sooner.
karndragon – As you can see, it is continuing.
Anyway, Read and Review please!
Louise was moving as fast as she could. Classes were done, and she needed to get to her room as quickly as possible. She didn't know how much longer she could keep this façade up. She hasn't told anyone about Saito leaving. If she could she knew she would take it to her grave. Today was horrible, each second felt like days. She kept wondering when everyone would find out that her Familiar ran off.
That wasn't all that disturbed Louise, however. She had begun to think about what Saito had told her the previous night. He had a home. It made sense, she had just never thought about what summoning a human entailed. Of course he had a family, and of course he had friends, and of course he had a home. He may have even been wealthy. No, he had to be wealthy.
Louise reached her room, and locked the door behind her. Saito had to be wealthy; there was no doubt in her mind. She remembered his fight with Roger Armagnac de Fézensaguet, and how Saito mentioned that he had luxuries that she didn't even know existed. He even claimed to bathe every day. Most commoners didn't even bathe once a decade. She tried to bathe twice a year, and that was considered a bit much by the other nobles. What kind of society would the norm be to bathe every day? Why would they bathe everyday? Was Saito simply saying things to sound impressive? It wasn't, the school had a bathhouse for the Nobles, but she didn't want to get sick. (1)
Louise made her way to her work desk, and pulled out a text on magic theory. She hoped that if she understood the theory inside and out that it would help her use magic. It hasn't helped yet, but she knew that it would in the end. Louise kept reading the same line over and over again, but she couldn't do this right now. Her mind was stuck on Saito.
What if he had a lover? He was at the age where people would try to find their marital partner. It wasn't a stretch to think that he had a girlfriend, or possibly even a fiancée. Would he even remember her? He said himself that her magic was destroying his memories.
THUMP!
Louise turned her attention to her door. Momentarily forgetting about Saito, she walked to her door and opened it. It was roughly forced open and a fire salamander rushed in, sniffing around her room.
"GET OUT!" Louise screamed. It was Kirche Familiar! What was that stupid lizard doing in her room? Louise shooed the Familiar out of her room, and made her way to Kirche's room. What was that Zerbst harlot doing sending that stupid lizard to her room? She was NOT in the mood to deal with that loose Germanian filth.
Louise arrived at the Germanian's room, and quickly flung the door open. All of Louise's righteous fury left her as she gazed into dark lit room with candles scattered about. There was a faint, smoky perfume in the air, and Kirche was sitting on her bed wearing only extremely risqué lingerie.
Kirche began turning around, flipping her hair in a sensual and alluring fashion. "Good evening, Hiraga Sai-! LOUISE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
Louise stared, confused as Kirche began covering herself. "Why are you expecting my familiar?" Kirche was trying to seduce him, Louise could feel it.
"It shouldn't matter to you Zero. Who I want to spend my time with is none of your business."
"It matters when you want MY Familiar! He is not going to do this!" Louise scowled.
"Saito is a human too, he will decide for himself." Louise froze. What Kirche just said was worse than any kind of insult. Saito had decided for himself, he wanted to be somewhere else.
Louise looked down. Kirche was right. What could she do to stop her Familiar? She wasn't even strong enough to make him stay. She couldn't make him change his mind, even when the spell making him a Familiar was doing it for her.
"Kirche!" Louise turned her attention to the new voice. It was Berisson, a third year student. "I came to check on you since you weren't there on time."
"Berisson, we'll meet two hours later!" Louise sighed, Kirche was too loose.
"That wasn't what we agreed to!" The annoying third year shouted.
Louise marched to the window. She had now officially run out of patience. Since Saito has arrived every day seems to have somehow gotten worse and worse. "I am NOT in the mood for your stupid FLINGS!" Louise threw a powerful fist strait into Berisson's face. "I want you to leave my Fami…"
"Kirche, who was that guy? Aren't you going to heat up the night with me?" Louise widened her eyes, there was another one?
"Oh, Styx, come back in four hours." Kirche said dismissively.
"GO AWAY!" Louise screamed as she slammed the window shut on the mage and closed the curtains. Louise had to finish this now before any more of the fools the Zerbst harlot controls make their way here. "Leave my Familiar alone." Louise finished and made her way to the door.
"Kirche! What the hell is this? You said you didn't have any lovers!" Three voices shouted as Louise left the room. How that Zerbst woman got around so much is beyond her.
It was the dead of night, and Saito was on the march. Following the road, he knew he was heading somewhere. He deeply regretted heading out without a map. Or a compass for that matter. He wasn't even sure if the sun rose and set the same way they did back home. Damn being in a new world.
Saito kept his pace, smiling when a settlement came into view. As he approached he began to realize that it wasn't a settlement, it was a town. A large town. Saito walked into the town and quickly decided that the first thing he needed to do was get some money.
There was a problem with that plan. He didn't know what the people here used as money. It wasn't like he could use any of the money in his wallet. He also didn't know the value of the money here. He could be ripped off way too easily. Even so, he needed money if he wanted anything.
Saito quickly looked through his things, searching for something he could sell. Saito's eyes widened as he pulled out a wand. "Oh damn it. I hope he doesn't send anyone to try and get this back." Saito still had Roger Armagnac de Fézensaguet's wand. "Well, I'm sure I can sell it for quite a bit."
(45 minutes later)
"Only five gold coins? I need more than that for a mage's wand." Saito calmly said with a grin. "50 coins and it will be yours."
"Look buddy, I don't get a mage in here every day asking for a new wand. Six, take it or leave it."
"I think I'll leave it." Saito said as he left the shop. That was the tenth store he was leaving. Wands were not nearly as valuable as he thought they would be. Then again, it was, essentially, stolen. It would probably be worth more if he had gotten it legally.
Saito walked on, searching for a new store to try and sell the wand. It would probably sell for more if he could get into the rich part of town, unfortunately the guards wouldn't let him in. it also probably smelled better in the rich part of town. This slum was blessed with the wonderful scent of rotting dung and piss.
"Excuse me sir." A small kid bumped into him.
"Sorry kid." Saito said as he kept his pace. This town really made him miss home. The streets were too damn narrow; they weren't even ten feet wide. That and home was definitely cleaner, and it smelled better. Saito reached back to scratch an itch, and felt something very important. Or rather, didn't feel something.
Saito quickly turned around, seeing the kid make his way through the empty night streets. "GET OVER HERE YOU DAMN THIEF!" The kid started running. Saito groaned as he gave chase. Saito could tell, he was faster than the kid, he could catch him. The kid turned down an alley, and Saito followed. Saito's mouth dropped as he gazed at the kid climb the side of a building like he was Altaїr. "I am not losing my knife." Saito said with resolve as he ran to the building and tried his hand at scaling the side of it.
Saito saw that the kid was climbing faster than him, already reaching the roof of the building. Saito tried to climb faster, moving at a pathetic pace. The kid glanced down at Saito, and gave a disbelieving stare. "It's just a knife!"
"IT'S MY DAMN KNIFE!" Saito shouted at the little thief. The kid quickly turned and ran off at full speed.
As Saito reached the roof he saw the kid jumping from roof to roof. Saito groaned as he pulled out his Beretta, and felt the runes activate. The kid had a good lead, but he was going to catch that little brat.
Conrad jumped to the next roof, sprinting for all he was worth. He had to get away from this crazy guy. Most people he stole from gave up once he started climbing, but this maniac was actively jumping across rooftops to chase him. Conrad looked back, eyes widening. His pursuer was catching up! The ten year old kid tried to speed up but he was getting tired.
"GIVE UP KID! I'M GOING TO CATCH YOU!" His pursuer vengefully bellowed. He was getting closer! Conrad moved his legs as quickly as possible, getting ready to make a jump. This rooftop was farther away, he wasn't sure if he could make the jump but it was jump or get caught.
Conrad took a great leap, and quickly regretted it. He reached out as far as he could, and grasped the edge of the building. Conrad felt his grip fail him, and he began to plummet to the ground. He closed his eyes, bracing himself for the impact when two arms suddenly wrapped around him and gripped tightly. He felt the hard impact with the ground, but oddly it didn't hurt. Conrad opened his eyes and saw the arms of his pursuer wrapped around him. The pursuer absorbed the fall.
"Damn that hurt. You okay kid?" His pursuer groaned out.
"Yeah, thanks for catching me."
"Dang it I was kind of hoping you were hurt." His captor sarcastically said as he got up keeping a firm grip on him. "Now I want my damn knife back."
"H-here." Conrad nervously responded as he pulled out the weapon he stole.
"And one more thing kid."
'Oh no, what is this man going to do to me. He won't turn me in, will he? They'll cut off my hands for stealing!' Conrad was terrified, in the eyes of the courts, all crimes were equal. The only way to be let off was if the criminal was a part of the Nobility. His captor pulled out a wand. Conrad's jaw dropped. He robbed a Noble, he was officially a dead man. Well, dead kid. He quickly fell to his knees. "I'm sorry Noble sir! I didn't know who you were! A thousand apologies! I beg of you show mercy!"
"Kid, I'm not a Noble, I stole this from a Noble. Just want to know where I can sell it for a good price."
"You robbed a Noble?" Who was this man? He didn't know any thief who had the guts to go up against the Nobility.
"Now that I think about it, mugged would probably be more accurate." He said with a chuckle.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Tabitha gave a short chant and a wave of her staff, making the room silent. She turned her attention back to her book, enjoying the peace of the day of void.
The door silently burst open and her best friend Kirche stomped silently into her room. Tabitha looked up at her friend shouting something, but thanks to the spell not a sound was made. Tabitha waved her staff again, undoing her spell. "Familiar run away before!"
That seemed important. Tabitha looked up at Kirche. "What."
"I think Vallière's Familiar has run away! I had Flame look for him all last night and he couldn't find him! His scent ends at the Academy's gate! Has a Familiar ever run from their Master before?"
Tabitha closed her book. This was very intriguing, a Familiar running away. Tabitha walked to her bookshelf, and pulled out three books, all very rare books about famous and infamous Familiars. If there was a Familiar in history who has run away from their Master it would be in one of these books. If not, then Louise was no doubt the first.
Tabitha placed two of the books in front of Kirche, "Read." Tabitha began reading the third book, searching for a precedent.
Saito was skipping down the streets with a huge smile on his face. Roger Armagnac de Fézensaguet's wand sold for 200 gold coins, or as the people here called them, écus. It seemed that some less than kind people were going to use it to somehow extort money from the Fézensaguet family. Apparently it was an incredibly shameful thing for a noble to lose their wand.
Now all he had to do was figure out what to do. He would need food later, as he had finished his bread. He would need to buy stuff to drink, since the community's water wasn't clean enough to drink. He would also need to get a weapon more useful than his dagger but more subtle than his Beretta. He also needed a job, as stealing wands from nobles probably wouldn't be a reliable source of income.
"You there, sir. You look like the adventurer sort. I've got some maps that lead to valuable tresu…"
"Not interested." Saito said dismissively. How stupid did that man think he was? A treasure map? It was insulting. Most of them would probably only lead to a few worthless trinkets.
"Sir, I swear they are legitimate." The salesman said.
"No, thank you for the offer but no."
"Please sir, they are very good maps. There are ten of them."
"If I buy them will you leave me alone?" This man was annoying.
"Of course sir. It will be ten écus for ten maps."
"Here, now go away." Saito said as he gave the man ten coins and took the useless pieces of… It wasn't paper. It was animal hide. Saito looked at a few of them, seeing that they named their treasures.
The Bow of Shadowhunt, the Sword of a Thousand Truths, the Belt of Hindsight, The Pickhammer of Wellows, The Legendary Thunder Dragon's Raiment, The Hand of Ragnaros, The Great and Mighty Infinity +1 Sword, The Legendary Brisingamen, The Magnificent Sword known as The Glory of Ten Powers, and The Boots of Springheel Jak. "This was a huge waste of money." Saito said as he put the animal hide into his satchel. He could probably use the hides for something.
Saito kept moving, looking at every shop he could see, searching for someone who needed a new worker.
He came across an inn, called "The Charming Fairy's Inn." However, upon entering his hopes of finding a job were destroyed, as he realized that he lacked the proper… assets. All of the women working here had very good assets. Unfortunately Saito decided that since he didn't have boobs he couldn't get a job here. Pity. Being surrounded by beautiful women would have been a bonus, it would have been like working at a Hooters.
"Hello sir, are you by yourself this afternoon?" An extremely talented waitress asked.
Saito grinned at the display of attractive cleavage, before he quickly reigned himself in. He tried to hide the growing bulge in his pants as he said, "I'm sorry, but I actually came here for the job. However now that I'm here I don't know if I qualify."
"You can work here; you can even start right now handsome!" Saito quickly turned to the new voice and felt all of his arousal leave him. Before him stood a macho man in a tank top and short shorts, he also seemed a bit, flamboyant.
"Nice to meet you sir, my name is Saito Hiraga." Saito said as if reciting a script, doing everything he could to hide his confusion over why this man was dressed this way.
"I am Scarron, and you can start here right now if you head to the back and start cleaning the dishes!"
"Yes Sir!" Saito said with a grin. He could tell that he was going to like this guy. Sure he was weird and definitely flamboyantly gay, but he seemed like he was a decent enough person.
"Wrooooongg!" Scarron shouted while exaggeratedly moving his hips around, making Saito take back his previous thought about the man. "Not Sir, but call me Mi Mademoiselle, alright?"
"Of course Mi Mademoiselle, I'll get started on the dishes right away!" Saito dashed to the back of the inn, to the kitchen and made his way to the pile of dirty dishes. It all felt extremely familiar. Saito picked up a plate and got to work. He smiled as he remembered something he had forgotten.
I was scrubbing plate after plate. This was so damn annoying, I couldn't believe that the dishwasher was broken. Everyone had decided that I was the fastest at washing dishes. I now realize that the older workers were intentionally washing the dishes slowly so they wouldn't get stuck with this job.
So now it was just me, scrubbing the pots, pans, plates, and utensils because the stupid dishwasher was broken.
"Hey Sai to the To, thanks for washing this crap." Damn it, it was Marko. I hate that idiot.
Huh, I guess I can remember people I don't like.
"Of course, sir, I'll do a great job." I said, kissing up to that arrogant jerk. He was the boss's son, and anyone who badmouthed him didn't keep their job.
I kept working, I needed this job. I was 14, and this was my first one. The pay wasn't great, but it was still something.
They brought more and more dirty dishes in, and I kept cleaning and cleaning. It felt like it was never ending.
"Dude, how long have you been washing dishes?" I turned, it was my best friend. The boy with blond hair and brown eyes, I still can't put a name to him.
"Since I started."
"Your shift started four hours ago, it should be done soon and then we can head out. There's a party going on tonight and the girl you got a hard on for will be there. It's going to be sextastic." He said with a broad smile.
"What."
"Sextastic, sexy and fantastic combined. I just made it up. It is a great word."
"No, it's a stupid word, and how do you know that - will be there?" What was her name? I had a crush on her, I knew that. I don't even know who she is or what she looks like but I knew I had feelings for her.
"No, you don't like my new word. So screw you and your fat husband."
"Please, -, tell me, it'll give us something to talk about. It'll help me break the ice." I practically begged.
"Saito, don't beg, look, - told me. She is friend's with her after all." I didn't remember her name either, but I knew who she was, she was the girl from my desktop picture. "Alright, I'll finish up fast."
"That's sextastic then." I was sure he was grinning like an idiot as I groaned in annoyance.
"You can take a break." Jessica told the new guy. He didn't seem to hear her. She looked at him as he cleaned, and was glad to see that he wasn't slow. The last boy who did the dishes was some random kid off the street. "You can take a break."
"Did you say something?" He asked, not stopping.
"I said you can take a break. You should rest now before customers start coming for the night shift."
"Thanks for letting me know." The new guy said as he wiped his hands off on his shirt. He turned to face Jessica and calmly said, "My name's Saito Hiraga, what about you?"
"I'm Jessica." She looked him up and down. He was handsome, and he looked very strong. Hiraga Saito, it was an odd name for a cute guy.
"It's a pleasure to meet you Jessica." He said with a grin. "Can you tell me something about our boss, I'd like to avoid doing anything that will make Scarron angry on my first day."
"You haven't done anything wrong, I'm sure my father will like you." Jessica smiled as shock covered Saito's face. People always reacted that way when they learned she was Scarron's daughter.
"Really? He's your father?" Saito asked, disbelieving its truth.
"Most people are surprised."
Saito looked down, as if in deep thought. "Can I ask you a few questions?"
"Sure."
"What's the name of the town we're in?"
Jessica stared at him. This guy considered the capital city of Tristain, the cultural center of Halkegenia, to be a town? "This is one of the biggest cities in Halkeginia."
"Really?" He asked, confused. "There can't be more than 300,000 people living in this town… Well now that I think about it this isn't a town, more like a really small city."
Jessica had to wonder now what Saito considered a big city if the capitol of Tristain was small, "What would you consider a big city?"
"The biggest city in my country has almost twenty million people living in it. It's called New York." Jessica's eyes were wide, she couldn't believe that a city could get that big. "That's not even the biggest city I know of, the biggest city I know of is Tokyo in a country called Japan. Tokyo's population is over thirty million."
Jessica scowled playfully. "Come on, be serious. Don't tell such blatant lies."
Saito groaned. "I'll be sure to tell you things about my home that are easier to wrap your head around."
Louise was getting ready for bed. This would be the earliest she had gone to bed, as it was only 7:00, but she just wanted this day to be over. She had only left her room today to eat. Every second she was petrified that someone would find out that Saito had run away. She couldn't take this kind of stress.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
Louise groaned. Not now, she couldn't deal with people right now. "Go away!"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
"Louise! Let me in!" It was Kirche.
"Go away Zerbst!"
Louise heard her door unlock. It seems Kirche used a spell to get in.
"Louise, this is serious." Kirche said as she walked in, she was followed by Tabitha.
Louise was now growing very concerned. Kirche wasn't acting like herself, this wasn't right. The Zerbst and Vallière families have hated each other for generations, and right now it almost seemed like Kirche was showing her sympathy.
"Louise, did your Familiar leave the Academy?" Kirche asked.
Louise gaze darkened, she was sure that Kirche was just loving this. Here was one of her family's greatest rivals in an unprecedented failure, something that would be a mark of shame staining the Vallière name forever. "Go away Kirche."
"Louise, I'm so-"
"SHUT UP ZERBST! I DON'T WANT YOUR SYMPATHY!" This was too much. This was the last thing she needed. "GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW!" Louise pushed the two of them out, she couldn't deal with this. It was too much.
As soon as Kirche and Tabitha were out of the room, Louise relocked her door. She began pacing back and forth, desperately trying to think of something, anything to grasp for even the slightest bit of hope. She saw Saito's bed, and froze. She thought back to the first night her Familiar was here, how he had slept outside, unwilling to part with his things.
She smiled as she walked up to the small, plain bed. It was the same shade of blue as his sweatshirt. She jumped up and sat on the soft and supportive bed. Saito was coming back for sure. This was his bed, and he would never leave his things behind.
He needed to come back for this.
Louise laid down on her Familiar's bed, ready to sleep. He was going to come back.
Saito got up with a long, drawn out yawn. He hopped out of the bed Scarron and Jessica had provided, free of charge. Those two were extremely kind; they had even provided free food for him. Saito quickly got dressed and grabbed his dagger, leaving his pistol behind in his satchel. He quickly made his way downstairs.
"Good morning Saito! What are you doing awake so early?" Scarron asked flamboyantly.
"I always wake up early. Need any help setting up shop, Mi Mademoiselle?" Saito quickly asked.
"Could you be a dear and fetch water for the dishes?"
"Just tell me where to go."
"The merchant's square, it's close by. Thanks honey!"
Saito grabbed two buckets and made his way to the crowded streets. He walked to the merchant's square, and was greeted by the sight of a fountain. There were multiple people collecting water for their stores. It was necessary for their business. They had to collect their water from the fountain. Saito knew that this had to be common, as plumbing didn't exist here. The only source of water for these people was this fountain.
Saito quickly filled the buckets and made his way back to the Charming Fairy's, and filled the tubs he washed the dishes in. Saito grabbed a rag and went back to the front, then he cleaned all of the tables, making sure they were spotless.
"Scarron, how long until we open?"
"We still have three hours Saito."
"Can I head out for a bit?"
"Of course dear!"
Saito quickly went outside and walked around. It was nice out this fine morning. He could tell he was going to have a great day. Saito made his way through the small city, going back to the merchant district. He had seen a weapons shop, and he knew that he would need a weapon better than a dagger and more subtle then his Beretta.
Saito found and entered the weapon shop, and gazed at the weapons. Maces, axes, swords, spears, pikes. This store was overflowing with bladed and blunt weapons. Then a sword grabbed Saito's attention, it was a very ornate and beautiful blade. He grabbed the weapon only to find himself confused. He didn't feel anything. He didn't feel the runes activating.
Maybe it wasn't a weapon? It could be a decoration that was meant to be mounted on the wall, only practical service was to be eye candy. Saito reached out and grabbed a rather plain looking ax, and felt the Familiar but unwelcome flow of power.
The pretty sword wasn't a weapon.
"Hello, I see your looking at our selection of weapons. Everyone wants them these days, it has even become of fad for Nobles to give them to their servants." A skinny man with ridiculously large teeth said.
"I'd like something nice and durable. You know, practical. Not like this decoration." Saito said, swinging the pretty sword.
"That sword was made by the famous Germanian alchemist Lord Shupei. It can cut through metal like butter because of the magic infused in it! It's not a decoration!" The shopkeeper said, astonished by Saito's bluntness.
"This is a decoration. I'm not looking for something to mount on the wall to gloat about. I want something that was made to BE a weapon!"
The shopkeeper began to mumble something about stupid customers who he couldn't mark up prices on.
"Finally someone who knows something about weapons!"
Saito glanced around the room, looking for the source of the voice. "Who said that?"
"What are your eyes just for decoration?" Saito looked down, and saw a badly damaged and rusty sword.
"People have gotten lost in them." Saito quipped, smiling at the incredible talking rusty hunk of metal.
"Well they don't look that nice to me."
The shopkeeper suddenly yelled angrily, "Derf! Do not say such impolite things to my customers!"
"Hey shopkeeper, I'll give you 50 gold coins for this loudmouth." A talking sword, the only way to make this had to be a mage. It might know something about the runes on his hand. Saito grabbed the sword and felt his runes activate. It was a weapon. It was about 70 inches long. It was a thin longsword, although its surface was coated with rust, and one cannot say it was well made to any degree.
"I look forward to getting rid of Derf, deal." The shopkeeper said as Saito gave him the 50 écus. The shopkeeper put Derf in a sheath, "If you want to shut it up just push it into the sheath."
"Thanks, I'll keep looking." Saito said as he flung the sword over his shoulder and continued browsing the shop. He only had 140 gold coins left, and he had to make them count. "So sword, your name is Derf?"
"Wrong! It's Lord Derflinger! Remember that!"
"I'm Hiraga Saito, remember that!"
The sword fell silent, and it seems to closely observe Saito. After a while, it silently spoke. "So you came… are you a user?"
"A user?" Derflinger definitely knew something, and Saito knew he was going to find out.
"Hmm… you don't even know your true powers, huh?"
Saito grinned. "You'll tell me later, right?"
"Sure thing!" The sword replied, albeit a bit sarcastically. It fell silent as Saito left the weapons shop.
He began making his way back to the Charming Fairy's happy with his purchase. Saito opened the door only to be greeted by a powerful gust of wind that threw him across the street. Saito quickly got to his feet and reflexively pulled out his dagger, staring at a mage wielding a rapier like wand.
AN : Not much happened this chapter. Though I will get around to explaining some of this.
(1) Before the Black Death, bathing was a regular occurrence for the people of Europe. During the Black Death, they got the idea that bathing opened your pores allowing miasmas in that made you sick, so bathing stopped. Contrary to what Monty Python tells you, the peasants weren't covered in shit. In fact most of them bathed regularly, and animal lard based soaps was in very high demand.
On a side note, all of the treasures from the maps are based off of something. Brownie points for knowing what they are. I haven't decided which treasure maps will be legitimate and which will be hoaxes, or if all of them will be hoaxes. Well, except for the Dragon's Raiment.
Anyway, tell me what you all think, let me know what weapon names you all recognize, and Review!
This is Lee, and I'm Out!