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Once the growling stopped the minish was dragged into the room on the fabric of the robe, feeling a bit ready to just quit this adventure here. He was dragged from this thought by Snape saying "Wingardium Leviosa." Vaati, who then peeked from behind the fabric saw the grim charachter pointing a stick at the paw of a giant dog with three heads. The sound of the tinkling music box didn't fit the scene at all and while that was going on, the large man holding the box was moving towards the mouth of the dog. He stopped and started patting the thing on it's snout. Vaati decided this was not safe for a school filled with children and wondered if the old man was insane. He looked over when he heard a thump and saw that the paw had been moved by Snape revealing a trap door where the paw had been.
"I'll stay here and keep o'l Fluffy asleep."
"Try not to get covered in slober." Mumbled Snape as he walked ontop of the trap door followed by Dumbledore.
"Ah didn' know you cared so much Snape but donn worry. Ahl be fine." Said the giant man. Vaati thought he heard Snape muttering under his breath and imagined it was somthing like 'I don't care about you oaf'. He waved the stick again and pointed it at the trap door and said "Wingardium Leviosa" again. The trap door started moving downwards and Dumbeldore said "Luminos" With his stick in his hand making the end light up.
Is this magic the same as mine? Why do they use sticks then? No this must be diffrent. Vaati could feel the diffrent magic and could tell that they were using a kind of restricted magic. It wasn't as wild feeling as what he was used to. They then were taken down into a dark chamber of stone. As they neadred the botton Vaati could hear some squirming and could barley make out tendrils moving in the dark. They seemed to be moving away from the light as it got closer to it. They walked over to a wooden door and Vaati could see behind that the strange things reached as far as they could go towards the three without touching the light.
He kept watch of the tendrils until the door was closed behind the old wizard. When he looked around the room he saw alot of keys with wings flying over the heads of the men, far from their reach let alone the tiny minish's. There were arches and pillars in random places.
"Tell me Flitwick included another way to get around this one." Said Snape as he looked at a broom they were walking towards. Then up at the swarm of keys.
"No need to worry. He was clever with this one's hiding spot." Dumbeldore reached into the end of the broom and brought out a silver key as large as hid hand. Snape sighed in relief that he didn't have to get on the broom. They walked towards an enchanted door and Dumbledore opened it with the key. As soon as the door swung open the key vanished. They walked into a room with stone figures on tiles of black and white. Snape walked into the middle followed by the old man and stood there for a second. He then pulled out his stick into his right hand and held his arms up like he was a conductor. He stood still for a few minutes then turned back to Dumbledore.
"Bombarda!" A wave of power launched from the stick and was directed at the white stone peice with a sheild and swors. It seemed to try to move out of the way as the statue at it's feet tried to make itself taller so it could block the shot. It failled and the peice behind it was shattered. The statues that had been in obvious panic stilled. Snape then walked past them quickly. "It figures that a woman as to the ruels would think no one would try to cheat"
"I see you've read about the chess match of 1956." Said the Headmaster.
"I don't waste time on games Headmaster. You seem to forget that i've created my own potions, figuring out the holes in her magic was as simple as she is predicatable. Have her fix that." Said Snape as he walked on to the next chamber, leaving the shattered statue in his wake.
(Warning there is shipping! in this crack story.) In how misunderstandings happen because of wording. Part one crack.
There was a muggle in Hogwarts who didn't get the memo that the other schools (Durmstang and Beauxtopix) were coming to Hogwarts that day so she had been in the library studying. She soon found there were unusual faces on the school grounds wearing diffrent uniforms durring lunch. So she walked up to one of the students, a boy in a military like outfit.
"Who are you guys?" She asked.
"He looked down at her and said "We are Durmstrung students."
"How did you get here?"
"Go ask our headmaster." He pointed to a man sitting at the head table next to Dumbledore. Taking his advice she walked up to the head table like she owned the place. She even placed on some shades that were enchanted to have heart eyes on the lenses that opened and closed. By the time she got to the head table she had a goblin gold chain, a silver grill, and a wizard hat that she wore backwards... you can't really thell because it's bassically a cone with a rim around it but whatever. She got up to the table and slammed her hands in front of the headmaster.
She slowly took off her shades and threw them behind her. "How and when did you people get here?"
"I went shipping and brought the students here." He said with a German accent looking for any reason in this story. (There is none)
"You went shipping?" She asked.
"Yes."
"What did you ship and was it cute?"
"What?"
"What did you ship?"
"The ship."
"What ship!"
"The ship outside!" At this the girl took a second to look out the window of the dining hall.
"Huh... what did you ship it with though?"
"I shipped it."
"With?"
"Myself?"
"You... shipped a ship... with yourself?"
"I mean how else would it get anywhere?"
"Well... I don't think i'd ship it..."
"Good because it's my ship!"
"But why don't you want other people to ship your ship?"
"Because it's mine!"
"That makes sense... although all you headmasters seem to have some weird fetishes. I mean previous ones have done werid things with giant squids, have prefect kinks, and Dumbledore has this weird thing about the light. I don't think he'd be able to get it up unless there is a light on in the room honestly." At this the old wizard mentioned looked away. "Although he might be too old to do that at all anyway." The wizard then slammed a thing of on the dinner table. "Never mind apparently with the power of muggle science he can."
"I still have no idea what that has to do with my ship."
"You ship yourself with a boat!"
"It's I ship my boat."
"Same thing right? ...you meant you sail your ship didn't you?"
"Oh yes! Woopsies."
"English mother *****!" Minerva then used a magic spell to snap the girl's mouth shut and then proceded to turn her own hat backwards. She then turned it into a cap with the words 'Dark Wizard' on the front which was now the back with a "Hautious Wizardusss".
"Shut up and sit down you hooligan." She said as she crossed her arms.
Well... not going to update in a while due to myself moving and going to Britan. It's going to ba a crazy start to the break.