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Since I've been doing nothing but sneezing all day (I've either got a dust allergy or hayfever), I thought that this was a very appropriate prompt for today. Also, there's a massive time skip from winter (prompt 86) to now.
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89. Sneeze
'Become human, they say!' Castiel thought bitterly. 'Sacrifice everything for Dean, they say! I should never – never –'
Castiel's thoughts were interrupted when his nose began to tickle again and he let out another massive sneeze. He now wished that he'd taken the time to sift through Jimmy's memories when the man's soul also inhabited this body because, not only had he discovered that he was deathly allergic to peanuts (not from any incidents, thankfully, but through Charlie's amazing hacking skills to obtain Jimmy Novak's files), but he'd also found that he suffered from a very bad case of hayfever throughout March.
"You alright, Cas?" Dean smirked, his fingers threaded through Castiel's as they made their way to the Impala from the store. Castiel looked at him balefully.
"I should never have given up my grace," he said thickly, his voice affected by his congested sinuses. "This is your fault, Dean, and I don't like you anymore."
"It's just a bit of hayfever!" Dean said cheerfully. "Loosen up a bit, Cas!"
Castiel fixed Dean with his deadliest glare. Even though he was no longer an angel, his glares could still be terrifying and Dean's smile wavered.
"I hope you've got a spare bed prepared because you're sleeping on your own tonight," Castiel snapped, stalking off ahead. Sure, it would be uncomfortable to sleep without Dean for one night but it wasn't the end of the world and Dean needed to learn a lesson!
"What?" Dean hurried after Castiel. "Wait! No! I'm sorry, Cas! It's very serious! C'mon, let's go get some stuff from the drug shop! I'm sorry! Don't leave me, Cas! I'll have blue balls all night!"
Castiel just smirked to himself.