IIIIIII'MMMMMM BAAAAAAACCCCCKKKK! Lol. Hey peeps! Sorry I haven't written sooner, I had cheer practice... A girl was dropped on my head... ANYWAY! I hope you like this chapter! I'm soooooo sorry for not updating... I know I'm a lazy ass, but right now my computer is in the shop... Okay you can enjoy!

(LUCY'S P.O.V.)

After I left the classroom, I went towards the office. I reached for the office door to open it.

"Wait... Fuck this I'm not goin' to the office." I said. I turned and got an idea. I walked to the bathroom and pulled out a wig from my bag. Sometimes I carry one with me for on-the-spot pranks. I put it on. It was black and went to my shoulders. I put in green contacts and hid my uniform with an extra one I had. The last thing I did was put on glasses.

I took one last check and walked to the classroom. I knocked on the door. As I waited I put on a recorder on my jacket. As soon as I finished, He answered with a confused face. I cleared my throat and said:

"You are needed in the office and I was told to watch the class for you." I said with the most innocent smile I could.

"Aren't you a senior?" He asked. Crap!

"Yes, but you they couldn't get anyone else," I said.

He stepped out the door and walked off. I walked into the class and smirked. I went and erased his name off the bored and wrote Mrs. Lucy. Everyone was even re confused. I walked around the desk and took off my wig. Everyone was surprised.

"LUCY?!" I heard Levy yell. I started to take off my skirt, and I heard cat calls... really?! Levy ran to the front blushing and blocked me.

"Lu-Chan! What are you doing?!" She yelled. I looked across the room. Most of the boys were smirking/smiling. Natsu was one of them, Gajeel didn't care, and Gray was whistling.

"I have on another skirt..." I said with a 'duh' look. I took off the uniform and put it in my bag. I took out a mirror and took out the contacts, too.

"Okay, class.. This is Lucy 101.!" I said. I walked over to the door and locked it... Just in case.

"Rule number 1, Don't fuck with Lucy's friends or family. Rule number 2, Don't fuck with Lucy." I spoke in third person. Everyone was laughing. I got a tick mark on my forehead and yelled:

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Everyone went silent.

"Rule #3, Don't wake me up.. Period... Ru-" Someone rose their hand. It was a guy with red-orange hair. He had on sunglasses and a smirk.

"You with the creepy smirk..." I said pointing at him.

"The names Loke, sweetheart, but you can call me your boyfriend." He smirked.

"Thought you had a question." I said rolling my eyes.

"Yes, what happens if we wake you up?" He asked

"Great question," I said." How about you be my volunteer." I said and walked over to the teacher's seat and acted like I was asleep.

"Okay." He said. I think he caught on to what I was doing and begun to shake me awake. I immediately got up and flipped him over the table. He was on the floor and I walked over to him and slapped the shit outta him. He moaned in pain.

I turned to the class.

"Anymore questions?" I asked with a smile.

Everyone shook their heads vigorously 'no'.

"Good. Now-" I heard the door knob jiggle.

"Oh shit" I whispered. I heard keys jiggling and grabbed my crap and went to the window.

"I wasn't here I said with a glare. As the door opened I jumped out the window. I heard multiple people gasp and yell 'LUCY'. I did a flip and landed on the ground softly. That was fun.. I stood up and walked back into the building. I pulled out my IPhone 6 and looked at the time. Class was almost over. I walked to the bathroom closes to my last class and waited. While I waited I saw fliers for random crap. I heard the bell ring and walked out to my class and saw Levy running to me.

"Lu-Chan!" Shit.

"Yes?" I asked innocently... Oh who am I kidding I'm not that innocent...

"Are you okay?! Are you hurt?! Are you bleeding?! Why did you do-" I stopped her by slapping her lightly... but apparently I still slapped the shit put of her..

"I'm okay, and you're rambling lets go to our next class," I said. I looked past her and saw Pinky eyeing me up and down. I see a white-haired girl look at him, then follow his gaze to me and glare. I flip her off out of instinct.

"Okay let's go," She starts pulling me with her too our next class.

I walked into the art classroom with Levy and sat in the seat next to her. There was paint everywhere and.. those things you paint on.. whatever those are.

"Uh.. Lu-Chan that's-" Someone cute her off.

"You can't sit there." I looked up to see the girl flipped off earlier. I looked at her with the look that said 'so?' and slowly said," I don't give a fuck.." (like in haunted housed XD) She looked taken aback, but it went away quickly. She leaned into near my ear. Does she not know personal space?

"By the way, Natsu is mine!" She basically yelled in my ear. I was confused. Who's Natsu?

"Who?" I asked. Then it clicked," OOOHHH. Pinky. I don't know, he seems to have taken a liking to me." I said smirking. She was about to retort but the teacher came in and told her to sit down. She looks pissed. She walked over to a new seat, glaring at me. I yawned and put my head down and everything went dark.

"Hey wake up. HEY. HEY!" Who the fuck is trying to wake me up?! I open my eyes and saw someone with black hair shaking me awake. I looked up and the teacher was out of the room. Levy looked terrified. I stood up.

"Just who are you?" I asked looking into my backpack.

"I'm Justice, and you aren't suppose to sleep in class," She said with a hint of a smirk.

"Oh well obviously no one told you-"I pulled out rope,"-to never wake me up!" I pounced on her and punched her in the face. She started to cry and I flipped her on her stomach. I tied her hand and feet together with extra rope left. I walked over to the teachers desk and got some duct tape. I smirked and pulled the tape and cut it. I attached it to her mouth and dragged her to the closet in the back of the room with the left over rope. I opened the door and threw her in there. I closed the door and turned around to see a lot of people terrified.

"What?" I asked.

"Lu-Chan!" Levy yelled at me. What? She knows the rules.

"What? She woke me up." I said. She sighed and sat down. the teacher came in and looked around.

"Where's Justice?" She said. Just then the bell rang and everyone left for the next class.

Levy and I (Is that right?) walked to the girls' locker room to change. Since it's my first day, I had to borrow Levy's clothes. Mind you, Levy is, like, 4'9 and has no chest or ass. I'm 5'2 and all my weight is in my ass and boobs. The shirt was so small it was a crop-top and barley covered my chest. The short were so small, it put a stripper to shame. I pulled them as far down as possible and they were 3 inches above mid thigh. Basically my ass is all out. If I bend over there will be little to the imagination. Oh well.

We walk out and we go sit in the bleachers.

"Why aren't you running?" I asked.

"Cranberry," She said. Cranberry is code-name for 'The Time Of The Month'. I nod and looked at everyone else. There was barely anyone out. The few girls that were, were getting ready at the track. I guess they are running today.

"So why-" I was interrupted by whistles and cat calls. I turned to see the boys looking at me. I notice Pinky is one of them and an angry white-haired girl. Well life keeps getting better.

Okay guys! I'mma update more. BTW: I tweaked the 1st chapter, just towards the end. I change Lucy's Schedule a bit and Natsu's reactions. Love y'all!