Okay guy's let me get 1 thing straight. As I've told you I'm 14 and I'm obviously not Taylor Swift or any part of 5th Harmony, so I don't own these songs. And for the ones that pmed me (You know who you are) If you don't like the fan fic.. Why are you reading it? Bye felicia! Any way! So I was looking at my email and...

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Y'all freaking blew up my email.. I'm talking about getting Fav's, PM's, Reviews, everything. Thanks so much! -squeals- -sounds like a dying horse-

(LUCY'S P.O.V.)

I ran through the house, up the stairs, into a room, and did a front flip out of a 2 story window as I heard the police come through the door. I landed in to a front roll and stood up. Levy looked at me and smirked. We ran to the fence in the way back of the backyard. I expertly climbed over it. As Levy was coming over, the cops came into the back yard. It was dark so they barely noticed us, but I knew they would in approximately 20 seconds. Levy got stuck on the fence so I climbed over to unhook her belt loop. As she went over, the cops were 15 feet from me and the fence was 10 feet high. I jumped up and started to climb it as 3 officers reached for me. I jumped off and we ran into the woods, leaving the police in the back yard. We ran the length of the street we were on and went over a street, diving between houses. The streets were crawling with cops at the point. We ran down to my house and went through the back yard. The police were hot on our trail. I opened the back door and we went through to see the guys in the living room, with Erza and Juvia, watching the news. We were on the news. There were shots of me leaping from the window, my waist-length hair looking like a cape, of us climbing the fence, and many more. The guys, Erza, and Juvia looked at us shocked. Levy and I smiled as we heard the police beating on the door.

"POLICE. OPEN UP!"

"WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!" They yelled. I opened my mouth to explain, but the police came in and slammed me and Levy against the wall. they put the handcuffs on us and led us out.

"See you guys tomorrow!" We yelled and laughed.

Confused?

Let me start from where we left off.

"Okay I'll do it!" I smirked. I grabbed the smoke bomb and took out a lighter. Erza and Juvia decided not to go so it was only me and Levy. We went into my backyard and went around the pool. After we climbed the fence, I got a text from an unknown number.

Unknown number

Lucy, it's Erza. Gray, Gajeel, and Jellal are over at Natsu's house. Good luck. ;)

I saved her number and texted back a thanks. I cuffed my hands and Levy jumped in. After a pump to be prepared, I launched her up and she landed on his balcony. I was to short (by 8 inches -_-) so I climbed up the gutter, walked on the roof, and jumped onto the balcony. I saw the guys in there. We were still in out pj's, except we had put on bunny slippers. We could've easily been seen. I lite the bomb, opened the door, and threw it in. As soon as I threw it, smoke came out to block us. One of the guys screamed like a little girl. Levy and I heard footsteps so we got down. Levy, by safely sliding down. Me, by jumping off. I front rolled and stood up. We ran and climbed the fence. As soon as we climbed over we ran into my house and locked the door. We saw Erza and Juvia looking at us worriedly.

"You actually did it!?" Erza yelled.

"Yup. And their on their way." As if on cue, the door opened, revealing 4 pissed off (hot) guys.

"Yes?" I asked innocently.

"You did it!" Natsu came over to me pointing at me.

"Did what?"

"You know what!"

"What ever do you mean?" I asked with a pouty face. His face got a little pink and he turn away.

"We have to spend the night. The smoke is too much." Gray said with a shade of pink on his face.

"Gray-Sama!" Oh, jeez, Juvia.

"Okay, you can stay." I said as Levy and I settled on the couch. I grabbed my computer and logged in.

"Oh Lu-Chan guess what!" She yelled excitedly. I giggled and asked what.

"The school is having a famous modeling producer come and recruit about 5 girls to model for them. They can be big!" She squealed. I'm confused. What did this have to do with me?

"And?"

"We should try out!" She stood up, making me stand, too.

"What? Why me?" I asked.

"Because you're pretty, have model features, and your boobs are huge as hell so why not?" I saw Gray and Natsu blush and turn away. I agreed to try out with them. I got a text from an old rival of mine about 30 seconds later.

Michelle Bitch :(

Com me bitch.

I showed it to Levy and she nodded. I texted her back saying: Come* at* Learn to spell slut. We went upstairs to change. I put on a black crop-top, black half jacket that was as long as the crop top, black leggings, and black ankle boots. I left my hair down and put on a black hat. Levy had the same look, except she had on sneakers and no hat. We quickly went down stairs.

"We'll be right back," I said and went out my house. I know Michelle's house wasn't far. In fact, it's over a street. She just doesn't go to school. Levy and I walked up the street, over 1, and down the street to her house. We saw her, a girl, and 3 guys. Levy and I walked up to them.

"Look what the cat dragged in," She said as she got up from her spot on the porch and walked over to us with her ugly ass posy.

"You talking shit," Levy asked as she stepped up. We were only 2 feet from each other now.

"At least my daddy loves me," she smirked. Levy's eyes widened and she looked at me. I kept a straight face, knowing she'd go there.

I then proceeded to beat her ass.

I grabbed her hair and brought her head down to my knee. She came back up with a broken nose and everyone else jumped in. I kicked Michelle in the face and she fell backwards. A guy about 6'6 came behind me and grabbed my arm. He but it behind my back, but before he could raise it, I leaned back, stepped forward, turned, and elbowed him in the face. I wrapped my arm around his 2 arms. I kicked him in his stomach 3 times and then punched him in the face, then let him go. Someone came up behind me, and I roundhouse kicked them in the face. I looked at Levy and she did a flip over someone and kicked them in the back of the head. They fell unconscious. Michelle got up and pulled me by my hair to the ground. When she tried to attack me, I brought my knees together and flipped her over me. I wrapped my legs around on of her arms and her head and started to punch her continuously. I stopped when I heard," Freeze!"

"Shit," I muttered and let her go. Levy and I ran to Michelle's house (Luckily, the door was unlocked), and ran throughout her house. We saw the police coming through the door.

Britt: That was a lot of work.

Lucy: But you put it off for 4 days.

Britt: I didn't ask you!

Lucy: Well I was telling you.

Britt: ANYWAY! Next.

Angel: -pulls out Lunch box. T or D Dren Daviez.

Dren Daviez (Natisb): How did you know it was mine?

Angel: Because the chocolate gave me inhuman powers..

Dren: -snorts- yeah, okay. And I'm a unicorn

Angel: -puts horn on his head- that's for being rude.

Dren: -takes chocolate- That's for being annoying.

Angel: CHOCOLATE! -tackles-

Dren: I think she's addicted to chocolate.

Angel: -eats chocolate- Anyway. T or D.

Dren: Dare.

Angel: I dare you to prick Lucy with a tack. -smirks-

Dren: ... That's stupid.

Angel: JUST DO IT!

Natsu: Nike!

Dren: -takes tack- -pricks Lucy-

Lucy: And then I was- WHAT THE HELL! -tackles Dren-

Dren: Oh shit!

Britt: Well while he's dying (Dren: NO ONE'S GONNA HELP ME?!), We'll move on to the credits.

Wendy: Thank you all for reading!

Levy: Brittany didn't make a riddle because she's lazy as fuck! (Britt: Hey!)

Lucy: And she should've posted sooner, but she was too busy being ugly (Britt: I resent that!)

Natsu: She's not ugly.

Britt: Thanks Natsu!

Natsu: -mutters: Not as pretty as Lucy-

Britt: Y'all are so mean!

Erza: Stop complaining.

Britt: Bite me.

Erza: What? -glares-

Britt: I said-

Sting: That's all guys! Bye!