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134. Dark
"Dean."
"Hngh?"
"It's too dark. I can't see anything."
"Dark 'cause 'm tryin' to sleep. Y'should try it."
"I can't see the bed to go to sleep!"
"Not my problem."
"Ouch! I hit my foot on the bed!"
"Aww, poor angel."
"Dean, can you please turn on the lamp –"
"Nah. Don't feel like it."
"You are the most infuriating – ouch!"
"Son of a bitch! Hit me in the nuts, why don't you?"
"I can't see your 'nuts', Dean!"
"Just hurry up and get up here so I can sleep!"
"I would already be in bed if you had turned on the light!"
"Yeah, well – ugh! Go ahead and elbow me in the ribs!"
"I will! You deserve it for this!"
"No, don't – dammit, Cas, don't put your knee there!"
"Then move over!"
"You're kneeing me in the crotch! Move your frigging leg!"
"I would if you weren't writhing around! Hold still, Dean!"
You're telling me to hold still when you're the one trying to make my balls fall off?"
"I wouldn't be attempting to damage your genitals if the light had been turned on!"
"Just – move a bit that way – leg up – no, not that way! Lemme move the blanket – okay, I got you – you good?"
"Yes. I'm good. I'm sorry about my accidental attempt at castration."
"…Whatever. Just go to sleep."
"Of course, Dean. Goodnight."
"'Night, angel. Love ya."
"I love you too."