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173. Cool
"I hate your dad, Cas."
"You hate my Father for many things, Dean. You'll need to be more specific."
"Why'd he have to create the frigging Sun?"
"Without the Sun, life on Earth would not exist. You would not exist. Sam would not exist."
"I get it! But did he have to make it so HOT?"
"It has to be this hot in order to provide the Earth with enough heat from its distance."
"Stop being a smartass, Cas! I know you're dying just as much as me!"
"While dying is a hyperbole, I have to agree. This heat is almost unbearable."
"Almost?"
"We can't even have sex, which is very disappointing as I am very aroused and yet too overheated to fix it."
"Don't talk about sex, Cas, or you'll get me excited too."
"My apologies."
"…Wanna get an inflatable pool and fill it and just lie in it?"
"Does that involve going out into the heat?"
"Yeah. We gotta go and buy one."
"I don't have the energy. You go."
"Why do I have to be the one to go and get it?"
"Because I gripped you tight and –"
"NO! Don't go there again, you son of a bitch!"
"So you don't appreciate my efforts?"
"I've saved your ass plenty of times! If you wanna guilt trip me then use something else!"
"But Dean –"
"Nope. Not gonna happen. Go and get it yourself."
"You suggested it."
"So?"
"If you can cool me down enough, I'll be able to give you pleasure tonight. Hand or tongue? Your pick."
"…Gimme the frigging keys. Stay right there, baby! You can't overheat!"
"Very well, Dean."