Hello I'm Mr. Vic... 88 and I'm here today to talk to you about something serious... Or At least i think it's serious i totally forgot what i was going to say just now don't you hate that. Anyway's Some people may not like the fact that my story is going to have the Glee kids smoking Marijuana and Drinking Alcohol and to that I say... TO FUCKING BAD. We've all done it We've all smoked the Ganja and Drank from our parents/Guardian's liquor cabinet when they weren't home I'm just keeping it's reels so there. Also I'm having a huge case of Writer's block when it comes to my other stories for some strange reason i'm not getting anything. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS CHAPTER. ALSO I'M NOT INSANE I'M JUST RANDOM THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

DISCLAIMER: FOX. RYAN MURPHY. GLEE. NOT MINE

"Where is this guy?" Dro asked as he leaned back into his seat.

"He said twenty it's only been fifteen." Quinn said with a shrug as she looked down at her cell phone. The five teens were currently seating in the blue S.U.V. in the Breadsticks parking lot waiting for Puck to show up. Rachel and Brittany were cuddled up in the back while Santana had taken the entire middle seat for herself leaving Quinn in the passengers side. Santana kept her gaze set on the sign of the restaurant.

"Is the food good in there?" She asked Brittany who turned and looked at the restaurant.

"It's ok. The only reason people go is because you get free breadsticks."

"Free breadsticks." Santana said salivating at the thought of free food. "Quinn what are you doing on Friday?"

"Nothing, why?" The blonde asked turning to look at the brunette

"Wanna get a bite to eat with me?" Rachel, Brittany and Dro all looked at the two girls who were staring at each other.

"Uh…. S-Sure." The blonde haired girl answered hesitantly. Dro raised an eyebrow as he looked over at Rachel who seemed to be looking at him with a 'Later.' stare. For her part Brittany seemed to be happy as she was bouncing up and down on her seat. A knock on the window made the five teens jump and puck laugh as he held his stomach. Quinn quickly pushed the door open hitting the mow hawked kid on the shoulder sending him to the ground.

"Puck you freaking idiot." Quinn hissed as she kicked the boy in the ass.

"Ah shit Q what the hell's up with the abuse?" The boy said as he got up to his feet avoiding the kicks and punches that were being thrown at him.

"You scared the shit out of us you jack ass." Santana shouted from inside the car.

"My bad shit."

"Get in." Dro said as Quinn shot him one last glare before hopping into the back seat of the car leaving the passenger side for Puck.

"Ladies the Puckster's in the house." He said with a grin which quickly dropped as the four girls all flicked him off. "So who's buying?" They all pointed to Dro who had a hundred dollar bill in his hand.

"I knew you smoked." Puck said pumping his hand up in the air. He happily took out three baggies and handed them over to the other boy who handed him the money. "Bro I ain't got no change." Puck said looking at the hundred dollar bill. "I can run into."

"Keep it." Dro spoke up cutting off whatever the boy was going to say. "Wanna spark up?"

"Oh hell yeah son let's do this." The four other girls just watched as Puck reached into his pocket and pulled out a small glass object while Dro reached into his glove compartment and pulled out a much bigger glass object which made the other boy whistle in admiration.

"Dude that bowl is sick. All I got is this little guy." Dro looked over at the small blue and brown glass bowl in his hand. "Named it Squirtle."

"Nice." Dro answered as he handed one of the baggies over to Puck. "Meet Poseidon." He held up the black, Blue and white glass bowl up. He then packed the bowl and passed it to Santana who happily took it. "Right here's how it's going to go down." Dro clapped as he turned in his seat so he could look at the girls. "We've got tow bowls Poseidon and Squirtle." Both Santana and Puck held up the bowls for everyone to see.

"Pretty." Brittany said as the light reflected off the glass making them sparkle.

"Indeed." The blonde smiled at the boy "Now First and foremost who's smoking? Don't worry I'm not the kind to peer pressure If you don't want to, you don't have to, so who's joining?" The four girls and two boys raised their hands. "Perfect. Why I just raised my hand I don't know."

"You're a weird dude." Puck said with a smile. "But that's cool man I like it."

"Your not my type." Rachel and Quinn couldn't help but giggle as Brittany and Santana straight up laughed at the comment. "Sorry it was right there." The four girls started laughing even harder. "Right well moving on. Santana is going to start your rotation while me and Puck work on Squirtle then once that bowls are done we'll repack and switch everyone understand?" The five other teens nodded in agreement. "Very well off we go Santana explain to the girls how the rotation is going to go." While Dro pulled out of the parking lot of Breadsticks, Puck started smoking out of Squirtle. Santana turned and looked at the three other girls who were staring at her readily.

"Aright listen I'm gonna start then I'm gonna hand it off to my Quinn I mean Quinn, I'm going to pass it to Quinn." Rachel and Brittany smiled knowingly at the embarrassed look on the brunettes face as she looked at the ground instead of the shocked blonde who was sitting next to her. "Anyways Once Q has had her hit she's going to pass it to Rachel."

"When am I going to get the pretty bowl?" Brittany pouted.

"You'll get it after me Corazon." Rachel said in a sweet voice which made the taller blonde smile and lean into the smaller girl. Quinn made a gagging motion while Santana flicked the lighter on and started hitting the bowl. Four rotations later and the girls had never felt more relaxed. Santana was leaning against the window with Quinn lying on top of her back to front

"SHIT." Brittany shouted causing everyone but Dro to turn and look at her. "I am soooooooo happy right now." Rachel couldn't help but start to giggle as she covered her moth with both of her hands. "Baby why are you giggling?"

"I don't know." Rachel quickly said before she broke into another round of giggles. Brittany couldn't help but join in as she wrapped her arms around the brunette and pull her onto her lap. "B."

"Yeah gorgeous." The two girls looked at one another. Rachel's hands went up and traced the outline of Brittany's face and lips as if trying to remember her face down to the very last detail. Brittany couldn't help but smile. "What are you doing baby?"

"I'm drawing you. I'm drawing you in my head." Rachel said seriously as she kept staring at her. "I'm trying to remember you."

"Why?" Brittany furrowed her brows as she looked at Rachel.

"For later on tonight." Rachel answered in a husky tone making the blonde shiver. The smaller girl leaned in and seductively whispered into the blondes ear. "Tonight when I'm touching myself I'm going to be thinking of you and those big blue eyes and that warm delicious mouth." Rachel let out a small moan as she kissed Brittany who eagerly returned the kiss. Puck was about to turn around and look but a quick swat to the back of his head followed by a rather painful quick to his arm made him keep staring forward.

"Alright you two stop making out." Santana chided. Quinn nodded in agreement while Puck just groaned. The two girls slowly broke apart only to share three short kisses.

"Seriously you two enough." Quinn said as she hit the bowl.

"Just because your to chicken to get your mack on regularly doesn't mean you have to spoil it for the rest of us." Rachel countered with a smug look. Sensing his lovely cousins were going start an argument Dro decided it was the right time to step in.

"This looks like a good place to park." He said as he turned into a park. "Nice scenery."

"Hey this is where we met." Brittany said to Rachel who nodded before kissing Brittany. Quinn and Santana groaned as they looked at the two girls. "Don't hate."

"Alright you two hand over the bowl." Puck said as he turned around. "Oh Baby." Quinn and Santana glared at the boy while Dro just chuckled. "Dude you got to admit this is fucking hot."

"You do know I'm related to the little one."

"Hey." Rachel said breaking away from the kiss. "I'm not little I'm just."

"Short?" Santana joked.

"Small?" Quinn added.

"Tiny?" Puck added.

"No, no, and fuck you." The brunette said as she flicked Puck off. "I'm vertically challenged." The group minus Brittany broke into a fit of laughter making Rachel pout and cross her arms. Brittany tightened her hold on the brunette and whispered in her ear.

"Don't worry baby I think your just the right height for me."

"Alright then let's start again shall we." The six teens passed around the two bowls and by the third rotation on Poseidon and the fourth rotation on squirtle they were all on another level.

"So what's up with this town man." Dro asked looking over at Puck.

"What do you mean?" The mow hawked haired boy asked as he lit the weed.

"It's like I've been here for like." The Hispanic teen counted his fingers as he mouthed the numbers before coming up with an answer. "I've been here for six hours and it's like I haven't seen a decent girl."

"THANKS." Brittany and Quinn shouted.

"Hey you two don't count as hot girls in my eyes." He said looking over at them.

"And why not?" Quinn asked raising an eyebrow.

"Cause girl Britt's is constantly making out with Rachel." The group all turned to the backseat and see Rachel blowing smoke into Brittany's mouth before closing the gap with her mouth. "And you…. Well I'm just gonna hit this bowl." the group went through six more rotations three for each bowl. And then Dro rolled a blunt.

"Alright so if you could have any Pokemon…. Which one would you choose?" The group all pondered the question asked by Puck who was leaning back on the door arms crossed over his chest and a smug look on his face.

"Charmander." Dro said with a shrug. "Lil' Dinosaur with a fire tip on his tail bad ass."

"Which one was the little red fox with the big brown eyes?" Rachel asked making gestures with her hands.

"Vulpix." Puck answered. "Hey Vulpix would actually be a good match for you." The group all nodded as they looked at the brunette.

"I like the little duck Pokemon." Brittany said putting her hands on her head and tilting her head to the side. The gang couldn't help but burst into a round of giggles and laughter as Dro lit the blunt and handed it off to Quinn who took two puffs and then passed it off to Rachel.

"What the hell Q?" Santana complained as she looked down at the blonde who was resting her head down on her chest.

"Sorry haven't you heard the rules." Quinn asked before releasing a puff of smoke.

"What fucking rules?" Santana asked raising an eyebrow.

"Pass the duchy to the left hand side." Quinn sang before breaking into a fit of giggles.

"Your such a dork." Santana chuckled as she looked down at the smiling girl who stuck her tongue out at the brunette. "Don't tease me babe."

"You like it." The blonde said with a smile. The two girls kept staring at each other. The Pokemon conversation was a faint whisper as brown eyes connected with Hazel for the third time that day the two girls found themselves hypnotized by one another gaze.

"What's your Pokemon S?" Brittany asked making Quinn look away.

"That's easy." Santana answered with a grin. "Growlithe."

"What's up with your family and fire Pokemon?" Puck asked as he took a hit from Squirtle. "I'm a Squirtle man myself, little turtle is boss."

"What about you Quinn?" Rachel asked as she handed the blunt over to Santana once Brittany declined.

"Um." Before the blonde could answer a low moan was heard The two girls looked over and saw Brittany and Rachel once again making out. "It's like two dogs in heat." The blonde mumbled making Santana chuckle and cough on the smoke.

"Ah shit chokester." Dro said from his seat. "You know the rules S."

"God damn it." Santana grumbled as she grabbed Poseidon from Dro's hand and hit the bowl sucking in a large puff before handing it over and lifting the unsuspecting blonde up.

"S What the hell?" Before Quinn could protest any further she found herself face to face with the brunette who rested her head on hers and pointed at her mouth to open up. Not know what the hell was going on Quinn decided to oblige and opened her mouth, Santana blew the smoke into the girls mouth which the blonde happily sucked in.

"FUCKING NICE." Puck shouted making the two girls look away from their fourth staring contest. They both felt it the growing tension was there at full force. Quinn wanted to jump on the girl and kiss her passionately and she could tell Santana wanted the same but something was holding her back so Quinn looked away feeling that she would allow Santana to approach her.

"Quinn you haven't told us your Pokemon yet." Rachel said with a knowing smile.

"I never really watched Pokemon…. Although the one time I did see an episode I saw this cute little creature that had scales and rolled into a ball."

"SANDSHREW." Both Puck and Dro shouted at the same time.

"Sandshrew was my boy." Dro said as he held his hand up. Quinn smiled as she high fived the boy then did the same to Puck. "You know what this is our group. This right here the six of us this is our group." They all nodded in agreement. The group was quiet for a moment as they let the smoke filled car fill their lungs. "Guys…. We clambaked the fuck out of my ride."

"Yeah we did." Puck said with a look of pure accomplishment.

"How much did we smoke?" Quinn asked

"Two G's down to one." Dro said holding up the small baggie just to prove his point. "Worth it though."

"Shit you know what here." Puck said reaching into his pocket and tossing two other baggies at Dro. "That should cover the hundred."

"Aight then hold on." Dro reached into his pocket and pulled out a fifty. "Gas Money." he said with a shrug. "Oh shit hold on." Dro reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone. "Bueno….. Yep…. Uh-huh….. What…. No…. Maybe…. You wish….. I swear on grandma if you eat another one of those I'll buy her ticket…. Try me…. Alright see you in a few." He closed his phone and looked over at Puck. "Gotta go bro." Puck nodded was about to get out of the car but was stopped by Dro who put a hand on his shoulder. "I'm dropping you off first though." The drove out of the park and headed back to breadsticks where Puck unceremoniously fell out of the car.

"I'm good." He said from his spot on the floor before kicking up. "I'll catch you guys at school tomorrow." Puck looked at the girls one last time before turning to look at Dro. "I'll see you around." Puck asked nervously. "You know if you need a hook up…. I got you.

"Yeah man most def." Dro answered eagerly as he nodded his head. "Or you know if you want to chill sometime." Puck nodded his head and looked down at his phone. The two boys quickly handed their phones to one another and punched in there numbers before giving them back. "I'll catch you around Puck."

"Yeah, You gonna attend McKinley?" Dro shrugged as he looked over at the girls who were staring at them with a look of amusement and affection. "Well if you do…. You know I'll be around and we can chill."

"Sounds good….Take care Puck." The boy nodded and closed the door giving one last wave before running towards his truck. The girls all awed as they watched Puck honk his horn as he drove away.

"What was that?" Rachel asked looking at the three other girls who had the same ridiculous smile on their faces as she did.

"You guys Dro has a BFF now." Brittany said clapping her hands.

"What?" Dro couldn't help but chuckle as he drove out of Breadsticks.

"You guys were totally having a Bromance moment." Quinn said with a smile. "It was cute."

"Aw Dro's got a Bestie." Santana said in a mocking tone.

"You know what all ya'll minus you Brittany can go to hell."

"Hey what did I do?" Rachel pouted.

"Sorry Force of habit." They pulled back into the parking lot of Eric's apartment and got out of the car. "I'm going to feast on those Tamales."

"Like hell you are." Santana said as she grabbed Quinn's hand making sure to lace their fingers before making a dash for the door. Dro chuckled before walking towards the closing door and held it open for the two other girls who were taking their time. "If we get up there and there isn't any Tamale's I'm gonna be upset." Rachel rolled her eyes as she passed her cousin who just smiled at them. The three of them rode the elevator in silence as the weed was beginning to ware off slightly.

"Cotton mouth like a motherfucker." Dro said hoarsely as cleared his throat and tried to wet his dry lips. The two girls nodded in agreement as they did the same. Once the elevator opened the three teens walked out and headed towards the apartment where Quinn and Santana's laughter could be heard followed by Eric's loud booming chuckle. Rachel was about to grab the door handle when Dro grabbed her wrist. "Let's see the eyes you two." Brittany and Rachel turned and looked at Dro who was happy to see that the girl's eyes were not red at all. "Your good how about me?"

"A little red. Nothing noticeable."

"Niceness. Let's do the damn thing." Dro pushed open the door and walked in. "Hey Tia." He said with a smile as he spotted Shelby on the couch.

"Oh my goodness Alejandro you've gotten so big." Shelby says as she springs from the couch and wraps her arms around the teenage boy. "Look at you so handsome and those muscles." Santana and Rachel rolled their eyes at their mother's gushing over their cousin who was red with embarrassment.

"Um thanks Tia." He said looking down at the ground. "Ma wanted me to give you this." Dro pulled out an envelope from his back pocket and handed it to Shelby who took it. "She said you'd know what to do with it." Dro shrugged as he looked to Rachel and Brittany who were waiting by the doorway. "Tia I think your daughter has someone she'd like you to meet." Shelby looked up and saw her daughter standing next to a very pretty blonde girl.

"Is that?"

"Go and find out." Dro said as he gently guided her aunt towards the two girls. Shelby straitened her posture and walked over towards the girls confidently ignoring the envelope that was currently in her hand.

"Hey baby how was school?" Shelby asked as she leaned down and placed a kiss on her daughters cheek.

"It was fine Mom I made the Glee Club."

"Oh that's awesome I knew my little girl was a star." She then turned her attention to the Blonde girl who was just staring at her with wide eyes. "Rachel who's your friend?"

"Oh sorry." Rachel cleared her throat which made the other Corcoran's and the Howitzer roll their eyes at the girl. "Mom this is my girlfriend Brittany." Shelby looked over at the girl and smiled, she wanted the girl to know that she understood and accepted them as a couple. Brittany for her part had lost all her nerve and resolve that she had gotten in the car.

"Hello Brittany it's a pleasure to meet you." Shelby said as she stuck her hand out. "Take care of my baby girl now."

"Mom." Rachel said in an embarrassed tone that didn't go unnoticed by Eric who had walked over. Brittany once again paled as she stared at the two authority figures in her girlfriends life and felt like throwing up but decided that wasn't a good first impression so she went out to shake Shelby's hand making sure her hand didn't shake.

"I." Brittany quickly cleared her throat as she shook Shelby's hand. "I will Ms Corcoran."

"Please call me Shelby honey."

"Ok…. Shelby." The four of them laughed and Brittany seemed to be relaxing. Back over at the Couch Dro looked over at the two girls who were staring at the group with vast interest.

"Ten bucks says Uncle Eric says something that'll freak Brittany out."

"I'll take that bet." Quinn said pulling out a ten from her socks. "I'll even go an extra ten and say B will hyperventilate."

"I'll take that and say Brittany throws up." Santana said holding up a twenty.

"Twenty says she passes out." The three teens threw the money on the coffee table and waited.

"Well now that we're acquainted let's get to eating." Shelby said with a smile and began to make her way towards the kitchen. The two girls were going to follow but Eric stood in front of them and smiled at the two girls.

"Brittany I'd like you to know that I love my niece with all my heart and the last thing I ever want to see is her crying over someone." Rachel was about to speak up but a look from Eric made her clamp up. "Now I trust you Britt and I know your intentions are true with my niece but I want you to know that if I ever see my baby girl crying over you…. Well let's hope we never have to find out what I'll do." With that statement Brittany's knees went weak and her eyes rolled to the back of her head before falling back.

"OH MY GOD BRITTANY." Rachel shouted as she quickly grabbed the falling from hitting the ground. "TIO ERIC THAT WAS NOT NICE." Shelby rushed over and saw the unconscious girl wrapped around the smaller brunette who was glaring up at her uncle.

"Eric you ass." She hissed as she went back into the kitchen and wet a napkin. Santana and Quinn reluctantly handed their money over to a grinning Dro.

"WOULD YOU GUYS COME AND HELP ME." Rachel shouted making the three teens jump to their feet and rush over.