HEY THERE WHAT'S GOING ON? I'M DOING GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING. ANYBODY BEEN WATCHING THE NEW SEASON OF TWO AND A HALF MEN? IT'S ALRIGHT I'M MOSTLY BEEN WATCHING THE PLAYOFFS AS A WAY OF GETTING INTO BASEBALL. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING... YES OWNING A KANGAROO WOULD BE AWESOME. AND NO THE PLAYOFFS MAKE ME CREDIBLE TO BE A BASEBALL FAN.

ANYWAY LONG CHAPTER. LONGEST CHAPTER I'VE EVER WRITTEN SO ENJOY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT

RYAN MURPHY AND FOX OWN GLEE

Monday morning found Rachel and Tina once again sitting on the bleachers watching two sets of practices taking place. Rachel kept her attention on the Cheerios while Tina watched Dro scramble around until he found the correct receiver and in one point she cheered as Dro ran thirty four yards down the field before he was tackled by a fuming Karofsky.

"NICE RUN CORCORAN." Coach Beiste shouted from the sideline. "WHERE'S THE DEFENSE COME ON YOU'RE PLAYING LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER RIGHT NOW."

"THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND." Tina shouted from the bleachers which earned her a couple of glares from several girls who had also been watching. "WAY TO GO BABY." Rachel couldn't help but smile as she watched her cousin send the Asian girl thumbs up. "Isn't he just awesome?" Tina asked as she took a seat next to Rachel.

"Yes Alejandro is very athletic you should've seen him when we we're younger he was always climbing trees and jumping fences tagging him was always very exhausting." Tina couldn't help but laugh as she imagined a kid versions of Rachel, Santana and Dro running around playing tag.

"I can actually picture that going down." Tina says with a smile. "Oh you look so cute."

"Yes we we're very cute growing up but now Alejandro is a wall. I'm excited for this Friday night I haven't seen him play football in so long ."

"Carmel's not going to know what hit them they're going down. and when those scumbag Vocal Adrenaline bitches get a hear of your singing oh man that's going to be sweet."

"Vocal Adrenaline?" Rachel asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah their like the best of the best." Tina did air quotes as she rolled her eyes. "Pompous bastards who attend this private school across town. Bunch of uppity rich kids who think they're better than the rest of us. When in reality that's just as screwed up if not worse than we are"

"You seem to have some sort of personal grudge against them." Rachel pointed out.

"Oh I have a good reason to be pissed at those assholes."

"Which is?"

"New Direction's has never had enough people to compete and every school in the district knows this some are understanding and sympathetic but then there's V.A. those jerks always remind us just how much we suck. Two years ago when I first joined New Direction's, V.A. sent a little care package which Artie received."

"That was nice of them."

"I'm not done yet."

"My apologies please proceed "

"Like I was saying when Artie showed up at practice with the package we all stood around as and watched as he opened the box you know what we got?"

"No." Rachel answered truly curious.

"We got purple and gold paint to our faces. Artie, Kurt, Mercedes and I all got covered in this oil based paint which smelled like gasoline."

"That's awful."

"You're telling me. But that didn't stop there. Last year, last year was worse."

"Who much worse?"

"Last year they got Kurt where it hurt him the most."

"No."

"Yeah. They threw tar at him then covered him in feathers as he was making his way to school."

"Oh my god that's terrible."

"I know Kurt can't even see feathers anymore without bursting into tears."

"Well you know what that's going to end now. I Rachel Barbra Corcoran and My Sister Santana Alexandra Corcoran will not stand for any bullying from any of those idiots in Vocal Adrenaline nobody should be subjected to that type of cruelty, and if they even think about doing something to anybody in this Glee club they'll feel the wrath of the Corcoran's."

"The Corcoran's?" Tina asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I had a wrestling phase." Rachel admitted with a blush. "Oh Stacy Keibler you Sexy, Sexy woman."

"I was more of a Victoria fan myself."

"Yes she was rather sexy but I've always had a thing for long legged blondes."

"Speaking of long legged blondes." Tina said wiggling her eyebrows. "How was your date with Brittany?" Rachel found herself smiling at the mention of Friday night. "That good huh?"

"It was amazing. She made me a vegan dinner and got my favorite movie although we didn't get a chance to watch due to other activities."

"O-Kay then to much info there."

"Oh come on Cohen-Chang it's not like I went into specific detail about our sexual."

"RACHEL." The Goth shouted with a deep blush.

"You're such a prude." Tina gasped as she playfully slapped the brunette in the arm. Over on the sidelines Finn was glaring Dro who was under center.

"You alright man?" Puck asked walking over. Finn nodded his head but his glare was still kept. "Come on man what's wrong?"

"How can Coach do that to me? I've been the starting QB for the past two years it's my year to shine the scouts."

"Dude." Artie cut in. "Not to burst your little bubble but you kinda sucked." This made Finn turn and glare at him which he shrugged. "Sorry to have to tell you like this but you did."

"Well maybe if I had people to throw the ball to I could've won some games."

"Dude Dro's got the same guys you had and he's making the plays happen." Puck pointed out. "Face it man you're Derek Anderson he's Colt McCoy."

"No way I'm Brett Favre."

"In your dreams maybe, that is if you're still not having wet dreams about half the cheerios."

"Why are you even here?" Finn asked crossing his arms. "Shouldn't you be out with the defense?"

"Bro I'm a Cornerback and right now Karofsky's got this stupid idea that more linebackers are going to get the job done. But, as you can see." The two boys look out into the field where they see Dro scrambling out of the pocket dodging and avoiding tackles before launching the ball to a wide open Matt twenty yards down. "That's not about to happen anytime soon."

"How the hell does he do that?" Artie and Puck look at each other before looking back up at Finn who is staring at the play happening in front of him. "Seriously how the fuck does he make it look so easy?"

"Some guys are just born with it." Artie chimes in. "Y-You know something Finn. Perhaps Quarterback just isn't your Forte."

"What are you talking about?"

"Just hear me out." Artie had talked about this with Puck, Mike, Matt and even Kurt and they all came to the conclusion that Finn was better suited for another position. "You are what 6'4?"

"6'3 but thanks for making me feel taller." The boy said with a goofy smile. "I still don't know what you are getting at."

"Have you ever considered playing the Defensive End position?"

"Defensive End? You mean like Greg and Brian?"

"Yes but I'd figure you'd be a lot better than both of them cause let's face it those two couldn't get to any Quarterback if their lives depended on it." Once again the three boys looked out to the field and saw how two massive boys we're trying to get passed Azimio and another heavy set black guy but we're stopped quickly.

"How the shit am I supposed to get passed Azimio and Harris?"

"You'll figure it out." Puck said happily patting the boy on the shoulder pad. "Come on man you can't tell me that you've never wanted to sack any of the other QB's from the other schools?"

"I have." Finn said with a nod.

"Well here's your chance and besides you also get a few shots at Dro." Artie pointed out hoping the tall boy had taken the bait.

"That does sound like fun…. You think Coach would actually go for it?" The two boys shrugged when in all actuality they had all been talking and trying to convince Coach Bestie to give Finn a shot at the spot. "I'll go talk to her." The two boys waited till Finn was over where their coach was before fist bumping one another.

"Told you it would work." Puck said smugly.

"If I recall correctly I believe it was I that told you that it would work."

"Eh details man, come on let's go check out the cheerio's stretch."

"You've got a one track mind my friend." Artie said chuckling. "And I'll take a rain check on that one."

"Bro let it go already." Puck sighed as he looked down at the handicapped kid. "I know it sucks but you've got to move on."

"Easy for you too say." Artie mumbled. "You weren't the one that got dumped over the summer only to find out your ex girlfriend is now a lesbian."

"Dude let it go."

"I can't alright. I've tried but it's just been bugging me how could Brittany do that to me?"

"Bro it's not like she fucked some guy and besides we all saw the signs."

"What signs?" Artie asked looking angry.

"Dude don't even start with that bullshit you know exactly what signs I'm talking about. The constant flirting with Tracy, the way me and her would constantly check other girls out. Bro she was a lesbian before she admitted it." Artie had to sigh as he recalled the events that Puck had talked about. Yeah his ex girlfriend was a lesbian before she knew it but to her credit certain things always managed to slip pass her.

"Noah what am I going to do? How the hell am I going to get another girlfriend? It's not like there's a line of girls lining up to go out with a cripple."

"Hey no putting yourself down. That's my job." Puck said with a smile. "And as for the other part. Stick with me my man and I'll have someone sucking on that limp little noodle." Artie couldn't help but laugh as he rolled along next to Puck who was making his way towards the cheerio's practice.

"I'll have you know that my noodle isn't limp and it works just fine thank you."

"Really didn't need to know that Man."

"Coach, Coach, Coach."

"What is it Hudson?" Shannon asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I was wondering if I could sub in for Greg."

"You want to give Defense a shot?"

"Yeah…. I mean if that's alright with you?" Shannon looked a the goofy smile Finn was wearing and couldn't help but smirk and nod her head.

"Get in there and run Buzz weak roll. You understand."

"Got it coach." Finn said as he put on his helmet. "GREG TAKE THE BENCH." Finn shouted as he approached the defensive huddle. The husky white kid nodded his thanks before jogging off the field.

"Hudson what the fuck are you doing on my defense?" Karofsky barked.

"Just shut up and run the Cover 3 Dave." Finn instructed as he got into position. Azimio couldn't help but smirk as he lined up right in front of Finn.

"BLUE TWENTY THREE, BLUE TWENTY THREE, SET, SET, HUT." Dro shouted and the ball was snapped Finn shot off his stand and blew past Azimio and straight into Dro lifting him off the ground before slamming him down hard onto the turf. The rest of the team watched as the football slowly rolled out of bounds.

"I think you found your calling Finn." Dro whispered from the ground as he looked up at the blue sky.

"Dude that felt awesome." Finn muttered as he looked at Dro.

"Yeah…. Mind getting off me now this is starting to get a little weird." Finn jumped off the fallen boy and held his hand out. "Thanks." Once Dro was standing Finn was turning around but was stopped by a hand on his pad. "Next time widen your stance and get up higher when you jump off the ball it'll make it harder for Azimio to push you to the side."

"Got it." Finn nodded his thanks which we're returned. The rest of the practice was spent with Dro scrambling away from a charging Finn who managed to sack him four times and force two fumbles from the running back.

"ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN HIT THE SHOWERS." Coach Bestie shouted from her place on the sidelines. "HUDSON." The tall boy stopped in his tracks. "God job out there kid. Carmel's not going to stand a chance this Friday."

"Thanks coach. "

"COME ON YOU CREATINS GET MOVING I WANT FIVE MORE LAPS BEFORE YOU HIT THE SHOWERS." Sue shouted into the bullhorn.

"COME ON PIERCE DON'T YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND HOW FLEXIBLE YOU ARE?"

"YES COACH." Brittany shouted which earned several stares from the other cheerio's but one glare from Quinn and Santana and the girls all looked away quickly.

"ALRIGHT YOU SAD SACKS HIT THE SHOWERS AND TRY NOT TO LET THE SMELL OF FAILURE STINK UP MY LOCKER ROOM."

"I swear to god that woman is bat shit crazy." Santana grumbled as she made her way into the locker room. Quinn and Brittany just smiled as they followed the brunette inside.

"I had fun on Friday." Quinn whispered to Santana who smiled.

"I did too. Want to do it again sometime?"

"I'd like that." Brittany couldn't help but smile as she watched her cousin and her girlfriend's sister flirt in front of her. "Maybe this Friday?"

"It's a date." Santana whispered into Quinn's ear which made the blonde shudder.

"I'll catch you guys later." Brittany said to the oblivious couple who had tuned everybody out. "Me and Rachel are so going to have a sex tape." The blonde muttered as she made her way out of the now deserted locker room.

"You wanna hit the showers?" Quinn asked with a raised eyebrow.

"As much as I would love that idea I actually have to go meet up with Rachel who's been bugging me to find the right song for tomorrow."

"Oh god the Glee tryouts." Quinn groaned as she rested her head on the brunettes shoulder. "Remind me again of how we got roped into joining?"

"Our relatives used their Disney eyes to trick us into joining." Santana mumbled her answer as she wrapped her arms around the blonde's waist. "And now my crazy little sister has been shoving lyrics after lyrics of songs at me until she's convinced I can sing perfectly."

"Your sister is insane." Quinn said with a chuckle.

"Don't I know that." Santana responded with a chuckle of her own. The two girls looked at one another before Quinn swooped down and captured Santana's lips with her own, the brunette let out a moan of pleasure as she kissed back with equal hunger. They hadn't been able to see each other over the weekend due to Santana and Rachel having to nurse a very hung over Shelby back to health.

"I missed you." Quinn said in between kisses. "I missed you so much. Talking to you online just isn't the same."

"I know I wanted to see you but things got in the way." Santana mumbled as she trailed kisses down the blondes neck. "You smell delicious." Quinn lifted the brunette of the ground which Santana responded by wrapping her legs around Quinn's waist. "God I missed you."

"It's good to know I'm up there with the big guy." Quinn joked as she nibbled on Santana's ear lobe.

"Shut up and kiss me Fabray."

"Yes Ma'am." Quinn husked before reattaching her lips with Santana's the make out was getting heated as Santana removed Quinn's top. "Eager are we?"

"You have no idea. Sexting just isn't enough." Santana palmed Quinn's breast thru the sports bra which earned her a moan. "You like that?" The blonde could only nod as she arched her back. "You know I think I could work better without this sports bra in the way, don't you agree?" once again Quinn nodded frantically and just as Santana was about to reach for the hem of the bra her phone went off.

"Don't answer." Quinn husked. As she went back to kissing Santana's neck.

"It's Rachel I have to answer." Santana tried to sound stern but when she felt a sharp pain she couldn't help but groan as she lifted her head to give the blonde better access to her neck. "If I don't she'll come and look for me." Once again her phone started to play 'Don't rain on my parade' which made Quinn look at her. "She chose the tone don't judge me."

"Just answer it Barbra."

"Don't let her hear you say anything bad about the Barb she'll knock your ass out."

"You sound like you've had experience."

"Yeah well she's got a vicious right hook."

"I'll keep that in mind. Now answer before she does come in here."

"Yes Dear sister." Santana all but growls into the phone.

"Santana where are you? Have you forgotten about our appointment?"

"Rachel chill its only glee club." Quinn giggles as she watches Santana roll her eyes at the gasp the is heard from the other end of the phone.

"It is not just glee club Santana. This is our club. Now finish making out with Quinn but I expect you in the library in ten minutes."

"Rach-"

"TEN MINUTES SANTANA DON'T MAKE ME COME LOOKING FOR YOU." Once the click was heard both girls turned and looked at one another.

"That was scary." Quinn said with wide eyes.

"Yeah…. We still got eight minutes." Santana said with a smirk. "We can do this."

Rachel was in the library with Brittany, Tina and Dro when she finally spotted Santana and Quinn making their way towards them.

"You two look happy." Tina said with a chuckle. "Did you get some?" Quinn blushed while Santana gave a proud smirk. "I'll take that blush and smirk as confirmation."

"Can we please move on?" Rachel said in a huff. "I don't need to know about my sister's sexapades." The brunette made a face which made the group all chuckle. "Santana we need to find the right song for tomorrow if you wish to join the glee club."

"What about Brittany? You aren't going to help your girlfriend choose a song?"

"I have the upmost confident in my baby's musical selection for her audition tomorrow." Brittany beamed as she leant over and placed a chaste kiss on Rachel's cheek. "The same unfortunately can't be said about you."

"She's got a point." Dro said from his chair. "Last time we let you pick something we ended up in trapped in an elevator for six hours."

"That was eight years ago let it the fuck go you pussy." Santana growled as she threw a piece of paper at her cousin. "And how the fuck was I supposed to know that shit was going to happen."

"Well I believe me telling you repeatedly that you shouldn't jump in the elevator because it would eventually stop should've been the indicator for you to stop." Rachel replied with a raised eyebrow.

"Ugh fine but I want the record to show that I hate you two bitches." Santana said pointing at her two relatives.

"I can live with that." Rachel answered with a shrug.

"Feelings mutual cuz now shut up and get practicing. I'll catch you girls at lunch."

'Where are you going?" Tina asked with a smile.

"Coach wants me to do an interview with some kid named Jacob Ben something?" Brittany and Quinn shuddered at the mere mention of the pale gawky teen with the huge afro. "So I have to go find him. See you at lunch." The five girls watched as Dro left the library waving and nodding at several students who passed him by.

"How does he manage to make friends in such a short amount of time?" Quinn asks the group.

"His stripping might have helped." Brittany answers with a shrug. "Didn't you see the size of the notes he got?"

"Yeah B we saw. Didn't we Tina?" Santana asked with a grin.

"Santana don't." Rachel said in a serious tone.

"Oh come on Rach she knows I'm joking." Santana defended

"Does she?" Quinn asked with her arms crossed over her shoulders. The brunette looked over to where Tina was and frowned when she saw the Asian girl looking down at the table

"Tina you know I was joking right? Come on Dro's with you. Why are you upset?"

"S stop it." Brittany says with a sad but serious tone. "Please."

"Oh this is bullshit I can't joke around cause the Goth has fucked up feelings?"

"Santana." Quinn and Rachel hissed.

"That was mean." Brittany said in mad tone. "Apologize."

"For what it's the fucking truth why the hell is she so damn insecure about she's not ugly. Bitch could probably get with all kinds of dudes if she changes it up." Santana turns to look at Tina. "SHOW some fucking tetas Tina and make sure to flaunt that ass of yours so a homey knows your interested."

"Santana while your language is an issue that we will heavily discuss with mom later on." The taller brunette rolled her eyes at her younger sister. "The fact that you have decided to be so heartless and insensitive to Tina is just disgusting. Who could you say those things about her?"

"Seriously Santana what the fuck was that all about?" Quinn demanded. "That was completely un-called for. You know what I don't even want to look at you right now. I think you should leave."

"Are you serious? You want me to leave?" The three other girls nod their heads. "Well fuck then fine." Santana snaps as she jumps out of her chair. "Didn't want to be here anyway." She goes to walk away but then turns back around and points at Rachel. "And I'm fucking picking my own song and you know something."

"What?" Rachel asks with a glare.

"I'm not even going to fucking practice it." With that final promise the brunette storms out of the library knocking some kids out of the way and making sure to slam the door open. The girls wait until the Latina is out of sight before they turn and look at Tina.

"She's right." The Gothic girl says after a moment of silence. "Dro is extremely attractive. God Tina how did you ever manage to believe you could actually have such a hot boyfriend. Stupid, stupid."

"Hey, hey hey." Rachel quickly says as she grabs the girls' fist keeping Tina from hitting herself. "You do have him and you can keep him. You want to know why?"

"Why?" Tina asks.

"Because my cousin really does like you Tina. He thinks your beautiful."

"He does?"

"Yes he tells me often and Friday night after our dates and had a pleasant family moment." Quinn and Brittany smiled as they thought back to Saturday morning when their respected brunettes had called them complaining about headaches and cursing the magic leaf. "He wouldn't shut up about you long enough for me to finish my story of my date with Brittany. He was rather rude."

"He was?" Tina asked with a watery smile. "Oh god he likes me."

"Duh. That's what we've been trying to tell you." Brittany says with a sarcastic eye roll. "Gosh Tina have you seen the way he looks at you or the way Mike looks at you?" Tina froze as she thought about Mike and how they're relationship had ended or was yet to end. She really needed to talk to him.

"Tina I know that I've just met Dro and we hardly ever talk but…. He does like you Tina don't listen to Santana she was being a bitch."

"Nice way of talking to about your girlfriend." Tina said with a chuckle.

"Oh she isn't my girlfriend she's still got to take me out on two more dates and that is if I'm willing to speak to her right now."

"Quinn no." Tina said with a huff. "You don't have to be mean to Santana for me go on your date. Don't worry I'm fine." The three girls looked at one another then back at the girl "I swear I'm fine and I know your cousin likes me but I'm still getting used to that, but I promise I am fine now please let's talk about something else."

Dro was walking by an empty hall when he spotted a girl with curly black hair walking in towards him.

"Hey Alejandro." The girl said with a flirtatious smile.

"Jasmine how are you doing today."

"I'm doing much better now." The girl responded as she moved closer to the teen that just smiled and slowly backed away. "Where are you headed to?"

"Oh got an interview with this Jacob kid that coach wants me to do."

"Sounds fun." Jasmine answers with a fake smile. "Make sure Jacob doesn't ask you any creepy question's alright he tends to do that kind of stuff."

"Alright…. Thanks for that. I'll catch you around Jasmine."

"Bye." The girl answers as she leans in and wraps the boy in a hug. Dro instantly tenses up and has his hands up in the air as he starts looking around. He fails to notice Kurt and Mercedes down the hall behind him and the two students gasp.

"Girl are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Kurt asks in a shocked tone

"Oh I'm seeing." Mercedes responded as she quickly started to text.

"Jasmine could you please get off me." Dro said as he pried the girls grip from around his neck. "Sorry it's just that I have a thing about people…. Hugging me."

"You don't like being hugged?" The curly haired girl asked with a look of confusion.

"Kinda…. I don't hug unless it's someone I really care about or if I gives the hug. I'm not big on people hugging me."

"Oh I'm sorry."

"It's cool you didn't know but now you do." Dro said quickly. "I'll see you around I've got to go find this Ben guy so later."

"Bye." Dro quickly walks away and lets out a deep breath as he practically jogs down the hall. Santana was sitting in hallway leaning against a locker when she heard footsteps making their way towards her.

"Hey." The brunette looked up and saw Brittany staring down at her.

"B." Santana answers as she looks back to the wall in front of her. "What's up?"

"The ceiling." Brittany answers looking up above her.

"Why are you here Britt's?" The blonde sighed as she took a seat next to the brunette.

"You we're very mean and rude to Tina, Santana."

"I know."

"Why'd you say all those mean things S?" Santana sighed as she looked up at the lights.

"I don't know B…. I-I just can't help it sometimes." She put her hand up when she saw that Brittany was about to talk. "I know it's a bullshit answer but it's the truth. Growing up in the shittiest rat hole in Illinois made me realize that I couldn't do feelings if I was going to survive where I lived."

"Rachel's not like that." Brittany added seriously. "She's very nice and sweet."

"I know that. But that's not me B. I can be nice but I'm like those sweet and sour patch kids with feelings."

"So since you we're sour to Tina are you going to be sweet to her next?"

"Something along those lines B but you know without the part of her having to put me in her mouth." The two girls laugh fall back and hit the lockers with their backs. "Come on B let's go find a way to make me look like less of a bitch to Stu- I mean Tina."

"So my readers would like to know if the newest member of the McKinley Titans Football team is single at the moment." Dro looked at the weird looking kid sitting across from him and couldn't help but shiver as he sat in the dark room.

"Uh I'm not single I am currently in a relationship."

"Ah so he moves fast now doesn't he."

"Well I wouldn't call it fast but it was the whole feeling the magical spark there." Jacob smiled as he typed faster into his computer.

"So how long have you and Jasmine Navarette been dating."

"I'm sorry what?" Dro asked confused.

"You are dating the Hispanic bombshell Jasmine Navarette aren't you?"

"No I'm dating Tina Cohen- Chang."

"Oh so a double affair how interesting."

"There is no affair man." Dro all but practically shouted. "I'm not seeing Jasmine in any romantic way I'm in a relationship with Tina Cohen-Chang."

"So the rumors of you and Jasmine sharing an intimate moment are all false?"

"Rumors? What Rumors? What are you talking about?"

"It's all over the gossip line. Here take a look." Dro reaches out and grabs the phone from the bony and sweaty hand of Jacob.

"Well this is going to be something." Dro says with a nod as he reads the text.

OMG JUST SAW THE QUEEN AND THE STUD GETTING COZY – CEDEZ

"I'm assuming I'm the stud?" Dro asks handing the phone back to Jacob. "So how long before her boyfriend comes looking for me?" a knock at the door answered his question. "And that would be them."