Dragon Ball Z: Alternate Directions

Third Dates are Chaos Incarnate:

Since he had most of the day to be ready for his third date with 18 and just hanging around at home made him nervous and anxious, Gohan convinced his Mother to let him go back to Satan City. He did not tell his Mother the only reason was he did enjoy helping people and stopping criminals. Landing on top of one of the taller buildings he began to look around. Slightly hoping to hear trouble he leaned against the wall, to wait. "I will just do this for five hours then head back and get ready for my date with 18." To his pleasant surprise, he heard sirens and gun fire. "Excellent." Concentrating he became Super Saiyan again and flew towards the trouble.

It did not take long to find it, a high speed performance car was speeding down the main road with two police cars in pursuit. Dropping down in front of the car he smashed the front of the car, stopping it almost immediately. Causing the back end to rise then slam downward with a crunch of metal and sparks. One of the criminals jumped out holding a automatic rifle. "What the hell!" He blurted out and started to fire at Gohan. With a increase of power, his Ki energy deflected the bullets into the ground. Striding forward he put his hand on the barrel of the rifle and bent it easily. The man gasped and dropped the rifle, then pulled a knife. Lunging at Gohan, who with a flick of a finger knocked the man several yards back unconscious. Looking into the car Gohan saw that the other Criminal was also knocked out. Before the Police arrived he flew upward. This time though there were plenty of eye-witnesses standing on the sidelines gawking at what he had done. Streaking back to his observation building he returned to normal and landed, a huge smile on his face. That was fun, but not as fun when 18 was around. Thinking perhaps he could convince 18 to do this with him. A sort of couple thing.

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Videl was not happy when she arrived at the scene of another sighting of the Golden Warrior, that is what some of the bystanders had dubbed the Blond Haired Man that had stopped the Criminals. As she talked to each of them, she felt that they were exaggerating. Constantly reminding them that no normal person could fly, or stop bullets or smash a car into a dented husk. All of them of course told her that was exactly what they had seen. Stalking back to her Jet Chopper. "Golden Warrior my ass. It is just some type of trick." Her father had told her about those ones at the Cell Games, how they did tricks like that. Flying, energy fields and even throwing some type of explosive rays at things. She believed her father and now hearing that another was doing the same here she was essentially pissed. The other thing was she wanted to find and expose this trickster and make sure he knew that he was infringing onto her territory. She did not need some showoff upstaging her, she was Videl Satan daughter of Hercule Satan. As she flew she began to think over some of the younger girls comments at the scene; that the Golden Warrior was in their estimations Hot. Extremely gorgeous and built like a mountain. She would like to witness who those girls thought was that impressive looking. Mainly for curiosity. Though if he was close to her age, maybe he would be strong enough to defeat her father; so she might be able to date him. She wanted to date someone, but due to her fathers unrelenting rule. She could not even look at a boy without thinking if the boy would be able to defeat her father. "That is what sucks about her father's rule. Due to that I will probably be a virgin until I am thirty." She laughed to herself, then flew in a circle looking for the Golden Warrior and any trouble.

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Two hours before the date, Gohan left Satan City. He had noticed the Jet Chopper flying overhead so flying upward into the clouds he then headed home. He would have to take a shower then get ready for his date with 18. He would have just enough time to clean up and be on time to meet her. He wondered what she wanted to do tonight for their third date. As he flew he daydreamed about her, and was amazed on how much he liked her. He could actually see himself becoming involved with her. Landing at his house he ran inside and headed straight to the bathroom. Showering quickly and putting on the an orange pair of pants and white shirt. Then finally a brown vest. Walking into the kitchen his mother looked at him with confusion. "I have a date tonight." He said as he finished brushing his hair. She stared at him wide-eyed.

"You have a date, with who might I ask?" Chichi stated firmly as she watched Gohan straighten and begin to dust himself off. Making sure that he looked perfect.

"A girl I met the other day." He answered then splashed a thin amount of cologne on and smiled. "How do I look?" He asked his mother as she frowned.

"You look like fine. I do not think I am ready for my little boy to go out with girls yet." She said looking at him as he smiled and shook his head. He doubted that she would ever be ready for such an event. "Now remember young man, most girls are only after one thing." He stared at her wondering what the one thing was. "They want to trap unsuspecting young men into marriage and children. I am not ready to be a grandmother yet, so be careful." With that she sat heavily watching as Gohan walked out. She immediately started to cry stammering. "What happened to my little Gohan?"

Outside Gohan could not help but chuckle at his Mothers statement. "Girls are only after one thing." He was afraid she would have said it was something else they were after and he could not imagine his mother telling him it was sex. The embarrassment factor would have made him want to never make eye contact with his mother again. Taking off he headed for the Bluff and to his surprise 18 was waiting. His eyes bulged out as he stared at her. The blue skirt was really short and stopped barely below her area, the blouse was so tight it revealed her top and it was so low cut that he could not help see the cleavage. "WOW." He stammered out as he could not take his eyes off her.

18 spun around one eighty, with her hands outward. "So do you like my outfit?" She asked with a seductive smile, easily telling that he did. Stepping closer and using her left hand to gently close his open mouth.

"WOW." He said again as she laughed and stayed close, liking the appreciative stare he had for her.

"You are so cute." She said then pulled him down to so she could kiss him. "Now shall we go on our date. You told me to choose and I think that we should just fly around and have a little privacy." Taking his hand and interlacing her fingers into his. He seemed to be in a stupor as she gave him a gentle tug. "Come on Gohan, you have several hours to gawk at me." She laughed again especially when his face started to redden.

"Sorry, it is just. Wow." He said then followed her into the air, soon he could focus on the surroundings and not how sexy 18 looked. Almost immediately he had no idea where they were. He had been so focused on her that he could not tell. "Ah, where are we?" He asked her as she looked over at him, then moved closer. So that their held hands were against her and that he had his right arm around her. She gazed into his eyes and kissed him. Not really answering him. She slipped her tongue into his mouth and he felt it dance within his mouth. Jabbing against his. A few moments later she parted from kissing him and stared at him.

He noticed that she was concentrating on something then she exhaled. "Gohan this is our third date and I want something special." She glanced ahead and Gohan could see a small town ahead. "That is where my Temporary Dwelling is." She told him as she angled towards the town. He looked where she indicated and he saw about fifteen houses and two larger buildings. One he could tell was a small store. Pointing him towards a small house she started to land. Once outside the house she unlocked the door and opened it. His eyes widened slightly as he looked at her then at the house.

"Why did you bring me here?" He asked as she smiled up at him, gripping his hand tightly afraid that he might fly off.

"I think we are ready to be intimate." Then she moved closer and kissed him, pulling him inside the house. "I think we are ready to have sex." Inside she flipped on a small light and still held unto his hand. "Gohan do you want to have sex?" She asked fearful that he would decline and say no. Instead he kissed her and pulled her closer to him and she relished in the experience. She wrapped her legs around his waist and squeezed, then began to thrust her hips against him, he moved his hands down and put them on her ass, squeezing both her cheeks causing her to moan loudly. Moving her head besides his and where her mouth was near his left ear, she licked it. She rasped out in a harsh whisper. "Is this a yes." He nodded and she gestured over to the bed. While he carried her towards it, she began to pull her blouse off, then her bra. Leaving her topless. At the same time he was removing his vest and shirt. She bit his bare shoulder playfully and he grunted. Laying her onto the bed, she reached down removed her boots then unzipped her skirt, pulling it off then pulled down her thong panties. He was also taking his boots, pants and underwear off. All the while staring at her body. She was admiring his as well. He laid down besides her and they began, running and touching each others bodies. Moving on top of Gohan, 18 kissed him as he put his hands onto her top and began to caress her peeks. She moaned loudly as she enjoyed the sensation. Several minutes later she pulled out a small packet and tore it open, reaching down to put it on him. He groaned at her touch and after it was on, she mounted him. Her internal clock told her that it took thirty eight minutes and she glorified in the action. Both were either on top or on the bottom during that time. Grabbing another small packet they went again, which her clock told her that this time it took forty three minutes and she was pleased that she had several orgasms both times. Flopping besides him in what she knew was a spoon position, she exhaled happily. "That was most satisfying."

Gohan was trying to catch his breath as he inhaled and exhaled sharply. "Yes it was." He glanced at the clock on the wall and soon he would have to leave, otherwise he would not get home in time for his ordered curfew. He did not want to leave, but soon he would have to. "18 I will have to leave soon, if I am going to be home before my curfew." She stiffened in his arms then turned her head towards him.

"Please do not leave me, stay sleep here with me." She pleaded sadly and Gohan could not say no as he pulled her more tightly into him. Reaching up to touch her face and wipe a tear from her cheek.

"Okay I will." He replied then closed his eyes and felt her snuggle more into him and he felt content. An hour later he saw her holding another packet and she had pushed him onto his back and moved on top of him. He saw her smiling seductively at him. "I take it you want to go again." She answered by kissing him passionately.

Near the end of the third time, 18 heard herself moaning and groaning with pleasure as Gohan pumped away. She was in pure ecstasy and pulsating with multiple orgasms as he continued. Then suddenly as she was experiencing another one she blurted out. "I love you Gohan." He unfortunately stopped as she was nearing another orgasm. He was staring at her and she saw his broad smile.

"I love you too, 18." Then he kissed her and proceeded to give her the best round yet, blowing her mind with continues orgasms that made her scream in pleasure.

Near dawn, Gohan held the woman on top of him tightly. She was holding him just as tightly. He smiled as he looked over at her seeing that her hair was a mess and she was still beautiful. When he looked at the clock he knew he was in deep trouble, his mother would not take it lightly that he had stayed out all night and at this point he did not care. Deciding if she pushed him too hard he would just leave and stay with 18 if she would have him. "It is too early, you should be sleeping. Unless you are rested enough to go again." She said as she kept her eyes closed. He closed his own and gave her a gentle squeeze, which caused her to snuggle more into him. He exhaled and went back to sleep.

At noon and after two more times, Gohan took a shower and dressed. 18 had already done that and was staring at him while he dressed. "I am just admiring the view." She said as he pulled on his shirt.

"I take it you like what you see?" He asked as she stood and moved to stand before him, putting her arms around his neck and kissed him. After a few moments he smiled. "If you keep doing that we never will leave here and my mother will probably kill us both." She laughed and stepped back.

"I cannot help it. I am happy and extremely horny." She jested as he shook his head and laughed. Taking his hand they stepped out of the small house and with a reluctant glance 18 was ready to go. What she wanted to do was go back inside and go a couple more times, but Gohan was right. They could not keep doing that until later, by now Chichi was probably going insane. Taking to the air they headed south. She knew Gohan was nervous as he flew, he had decided to tell his mother that he was in love with 18 and she was in love with him. He would then take the consequences no matter what they were.

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To say Chichi was angry was a understatement. She paced to the window, ranted and raged then went back to the kitchen. Goten had stopped even coming into the room afraid to have any of the anger thrust towards him. He had also stopped asking where Gohan was, that seemed to enrage her more. Sitting in his room he felt Gohan approach and he ran to the window. He was holding hands with a pretty blond girl and both were reluctant to enter the house. "Brother you are in so much trouble." Goten said with concern.

When the door opened, Chichi was ready to at first yell and scream at her son, then she saw who he was with and she could not speak. "Ah mom, I would like you to meet my girlfriend Android 18." Gohan said as he saw his mother shake her head in astonishment.

"Your, your. What!" Chichi said in shock as she stared at the blond woman holding her son's hand and smiling up at him.

"His girlfriend." 18 answered as she moved so Gohan could put his arm around her and hold her tightly.

Chichi just stared at first then she spoke, slowly at first. "You can't be his girlfriend, he is too young for you." She said as she tried to think and react to what she had just heard.

"No actually mom, we are basically the same age." Gohan informed his mother as Chichi could not seem to fathom what has happened.

"Is that why she came the other day to seduce you into being her boyfriend?" Chichi did not want this, she could not even consider this. Her son was involved with the same person or thing that at first wanted her son, her husband and everyone else she knew dead and now she was with her son doing who knows what.

"As for seduction, we only recently had sex. The first two social events at most we kissed." 18 stated. Noticing that even Gohan was staring at her in shock. "Oh I was not supposed to say that was I." She shrugged and Gohan closed his eyes and waited for the dictates of doom to be announced.

"You two had sex, oh great Shenron! Please tell me you used protection?" Chichi said in a squeaky voice putting her hands over her eyes.

"Yes of course, all five times." 18 announced proudly. Hearing Chichi moan and begin to shake and cough loudly.

"Not helping 18." Gohan whispered as he glanced back at his mother who was not taking the announcement that her son had sex five times.

Chichi was not ready for any of this and she just did not know what to say. Opening her eyes she just talked. "You young people nowadays, three dates and you are jumping into bed. No feelings, no understanding the consequences and no thinking of the future. What am I supposed to do with either of you?"

"Except the fact that we love each other and in time, 18 will be your daughter in law." Gohan said then smiled over at 18. "That is if she will marry me once I am out of high school that is?"

18 did not need time to process or think she just nodded. "Yes of course I will."

"Great and I suppose in the meantime you two want to live together, well if I cannot stop you. Then I have to accept it." Finally Chichi stood and with a lot of reluctance hugged Gohan, then 18. "Please tell me that you two will give me grandchildren, all of this will be worth the aggravation if you give me some grandbabies."

Neither 18 or Gohan knew how to answer that, so they just shrugged. "Great you two are already doing things like that at the same time. Oh well let us sit down and have a little chat. There is a lot that I want to know." Chichi led them over to the table and then smiled at 18.

To be continued