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192. Sneaky
"Psst! Cas!"
Castiel looked over the top of his book. Dean had a very mischievous smile on his face that almost made him want to simply return to his book and ignore his human.
"What is it, Dean?"
"Sammy and Rosie are on their honeymoon and Charlie's off LARPing."
Castiel was confused.
"Yes, I know. We 'celebrated their leaving us alone for a while at last' yesterday by watching Thor and having sex whenever we wanted without fear of interruption."
Dean's grin widened.
"Yeah. But we're alone, Cas. No Sam or Rose to boss us around. We can do whatever we want!"
Castiel raised his eyebrows and set his book aside.
"What things could we get away with?"
"Well, for one, we could use the table out there," Dean said slyly. Castiel felt his heart begin to speed up. "Or the kitchen. Or Sam and Rose's bed."
"That's going a little too far," Castiel said. "And we can do that later. What would you like to do now?"
Dean's shifty smile somehow grew even wider.
An hour later, Sam and Rose's bedroom was very messy, Sam's shampoo had been swapped for semi-permanent hair dye and a variety of other pranks had been played on the absent couple. Dean and Castiel sat together in the kitchen with a slice of pie each and two beers.
"Sammy and Rosie need to leave us alone more often," Dean cackled. "They're gonna hate us!"
Castiel smiled and took a bite of apple pie. Dean reached out to rest a hand on his thigh and began to massage gently.
"We could go and have that other kind of fun now, if you want?" he purred. Castiel smiled primly and had some more pie.
"Later, Dean. I'm hungry."