"Good evening, Death Watch fans, and welcome to another evening of blood, death and mayhem. Now we have word that several new competitors just joined into the bloodbath that is Varrigan city. My name is Howard 'Buckshot' Holmes, and I am your commentator alongside Kreese Kreeley, having access to the games so we can bring you play by play action. So, Kreese, what do you think of these new guys?" Holmes asked.
"Well, Howard, I see a lot of familiar faces. I see Knuckles, the most recent champion of the fighting tournament known as Furious Fists and the guy who toppled the previous champ, Heracross." Kreese said. "I also got my eye on the Investigation team. They went toe to toe with each other in the P1 tourneys, and being a veteran of Death Watch myself, I can say that gives them a shadow of a doubt in my book."
"Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I also see Ranma Saotome, the guy who not only beat Gurdurr, but recently triumphed over the undefeated warrior, Lucario." Howard said.
"Kee-rect, Howard! That guy's a powerhouse! He mastered not one, but four fighting type moves, and is a well respected fighter in Pugulis." Kreese said.
"Well, that does it for the more important fighters. We'll be back with more carnage action soon." Howard said.
The heroes came into the first area, seeing lots of traps and scattered debris.
"Okay, so we're all here. Hey, announcers! What do we do now?" Luffy shouted.
"Hey, don't talk back to us. We just do the commentary." Howard replied.
"As for the rules, leave it to yours truly." Kreese said. "The main idea in every area is to beat up or kill as many baddies as you can. As long as they are unable to fight after being beaten, it counts as a win."
"Each team or contestant that executes kills that are stylish earn more points. The more points you earn, the more rewards you get." Howard said.
"Keep your rewards. We just wanna get through this as fast as possible." Zoro said.
"Oh it gets better, Zoro. If you get the points required, your team gets to face the boss." Kreese said.
"So all we gotta do is beat these guys and the get the guy in charge?" Yusuke asked. "Sounds perfect to me."
"Then let's get started! Ladies and Gentlemen, we are following Jack Cayman and his crew as we give you live coverage of…. Death Watch!" Howard said.
"So much fun, it hurts!" Kreese said as the competitors began to pour in.
"Remember, same business as usual." Jexi said cracking his knuckles.
The team rushed into the battle as they began beating any sort of grunt that got in their way.
Jack rushed one guy as he punched him in the face. He then revved up his mechanical arm and produced a chainsaw from it, slicing the guy in half.
"Holy crap! That guy's got a chainsaw coming out of his arm!" Natsu shouted.
"It must be a combat prosthetic. They're pretty common for people who lost body parts during wars." Hope said.
Naoto then came over to another person who had a tire. She shot it out of his hand and stuffed it onto him.
"Nice job there, Killjoy Detective! Now run him through with a street sign!" Kreese shouted.
"Forget it. I'm not some sort of killer." Naoto said.
"Hey, its your loss." Jack said doing what Kresse said. However, the guy was still conscious.
"How are these guys still standing after that?" Alibaba asked.
"They must be used to a lot of punishment like this." Robin said.
"One more hit should do him in. For the most amount of points, I recommend sticking that guy onto that." Kreese said implying a black trap full of spikes.
Jack then picked the guy up and tossing him into the trap, killing him.
"Ah, the good ol' Rose Bush. A rose by any other name, hurts just as sweet." Howard said.
"These guys are sick." Jexi said.
"I dont see any problem." Hiei said as he sliced one in half.
"Of course you don't. You're use to killing tons of demons and people." Yusuke said.
The team continued to rack up points until they came to a large room with a turbine.
"Looks like those guys have found a Bloodbath challenge. They did rack up 200,000 points, so of course they would get this. Now this one is simple, simply toss the unfortunate losers into the turbine before time is up and they'll get a ton of points!" Kreese said.
"Okay, so we fine leaving this with Jack?" Jexi asked as the rest of the team agreed.
"Guess they wouldnt be heroes if they didnt do things by the book." Kreese said.
"We don't care if we're in a killing competition, we aren't going to kill people." Jexi said.
"They're missing out, but since when do heroes ever do stuff like this?" Jack said as the challenge began. He tossed and punched the contestants into the turbine on after another, racking up a lot of points for the team. After the last one was thrown in, a bell dinged.
"Well would you look at that. These heroes actually scored enough points to face the big baddy of this area." Howard said.
"They still have to get to the bell first, and they went through so many people that all of the freaks, including the Big Bull Crocker's, are out there waiting for them to show right up." Kreese said.
"What's a Big Bull Crocker?" Pit said as a giant man with a bull head crashed in front of him as the heroes dashed through the station.
"Oh I get it now." Pit said dodging the man's slashing attempts.
"We gotta get to that bell!" Yu shouted.
Jack quickly caught up and parried the Big Bull. "Go!"
The heroes hurried to the station inside where they saw a large bell.
"Okay, so we need to be careful about who goes in there, so we need a few minutes to.."
Pinke slammed the bell hard as Gates shut around the unfortunate Sour Sweet.
"Why did you do that? We weren't even finished yet." Jexi asked her.
"Sorry. Just seemed fun to hit a bell." Pinkie said.
Sour Sweet then turned to see a train pull up. It was carrying a giant Mutant with a chain flail.
"And here he is, the literal big baddie of Central Station, Little Eddie." Kreese said. "Y'know, I cant figure out why they call him that when he's so frickin big."
"I think it's supposed to be ironic." Howard said.
"What?" Kreese asked.
"Ironic, like when something is named to mean completely the opposite of what they really are?" Howard asked.
"You got beat up a lot in school, didn't ya?" Kreese asked.'
"Yes." Howard replied as the large mutant rose up with the wrecking ball in hand. It growled as it stared at SourSweet.
"I'll murtalize you!" Little Eddie shouted smashing his ball into the ground to intimidate her.
"Well, this is so exiting I get to face a boss all by myself!" Sour Sweet said Sweetly. "If I survive, I'm having a long talk with Hope about this." she added as she got out the sphere. The Gemini Armor surrounded her, splitting into two as she looked up at the monster.
"This is the power of my Gemini armor." the sweet one said.
"Whenever I put it on, I split into two versions of myself." the sour one said.
The two dashed on opposite sides of Little Eddie, confusing the guy.
"I dont you about you Kreese, but I think these heroes are lucky that girl got trapped in there." Howard said.
"Oh, why's that, Howard? Glad to get rid of some dead weight?" Kreese asked.
"No. That armor of hers split her up, and Little Eddie's got a brain the size of a nail. He cant tell which side of her is the real one." Howard said.
"Gemini Laser!" they both shouted firing lasers into Little Eddie's legs, forcing him to kneel. He grabbed Both copies, forcing them into his hand.
"It's Power Struggle time!" the commentators shouted as both copies began struggling and breaking free of the monster's grip. They then both kicked him in the face, fracturing his skull and knocking him down.
FINISH HIM!
"Why did you just say that?" the sweet one asked.
"I have no idea." the sour one said grabbing the ball. "Let's play a little more, big guy!" she shouted as she began swinging the ball, repeatedly hitting the guy, causing a lot of damage before finishing it by smashing his head in with said ball.
"Sour Sweet wins. FATALITY!" came a deep voice.
"Boy. That can get annoying real quick." the sour one said as they fused back together.
"What a match! Little Eddie has permanently left the top rankings and the Heroes have taken his place!" Howard said.
"You said it. These guys are going places. But they better hurry cause Subject Zero is climbing up fast." Kreese said.
"If we run into him, I'm gonna pull a Fatality on him personally." Jack said.
"Yeah. I mean, its Flux. What could he have created that's so bad anyway?" Jexi said.
"And here we have our first images of the competitor in question." Kreese said as a picture of Subject 0 appeared. The heroes looked at it in surprise.
"He looks like an evil version of…" Natsu began.
"Mewtwo." Luffy finished.