The following rap battle is a parody of Drake & Josh vs the Blues Brothers by Epic Rap Battle Parodies.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Kevin and Buizel!
VS.
Jak and Daxter!
2!
BEGIN!
Kevin and Buizel:
Buizel:
Hey, it's me, Buizel, a Pokemon you sure ain't catching!
Don't step to these brothers, 'less you wanna tussle both of 'em.
We'll blast you like a Hyper Beam, you're pathetic, ya know
We got this cool flow that'll poison you more than Dark Eco!
Kevin:
I'm the one with the "soul", so let me play my guitar!
I'm Kevin, rocking the Sinnoh region while I spit bars!
So keep yourself silent, before Marcus uses Thundershock,
And you wish you were back with Praxis doing jailhouse rock!
Your games are old and dated,
Buizel: Daxter's jokes all stink!
Kevin: His best attack is using a bug spray, I think.
Buizel: We're friends with REAL magicians, they got nothing up their sleeves!
Thinking you can take us?
Kevin: Dude, you're crazier than the Rocket Team!
Buizel: Referencing Hot Coffee? You Naughty Dogs better scram!
Kevin: Time travel's in your plot? Why not just go back to where you began!
Buizel: You came back for a rematch,
Kevin: And you'll still get beaten!
Both: And your racing game failed for X different reasons!
Jak and Daxter:
Daxter: All Kevin cares about is being an N hack!
And Buizel's Hyper Beam makes him look like he used HAX!
Surrender now or prepared to get schooled,
Awesome weapons and vehicles, come on, you know that we rule!
Jak: Here we have two fools,
Daxter: I see one and a half.
Jak: I'll unleash bombs and blasts to show off Dark Jak's wrath,
We all need someone to love, but you two took it too far.
And Kyla and Cedric are just totally bizarre!
Your little bromance drama
Daxter: is pure FanFiction murder.
Jak: You fools can't stop us,
Both: We're fighting for the Precursors!
Daxter: And I'm one of them!,
Jak: True, we're not faking it.
Both: How could you ever beat us if you can't beat Team Rocket?!
Kevin and Buizel:
Kevin: Playstation stinks.
Buizel: Nintendo rules!
Both: Haha, that's right pal!
Kevin: You're only famous 'cause of All-Stars Battle Royale.
The best friends in Sinnoh and Kalos, there ain't no other,
Buizel: We're owning these fools, hug me my beloved brother!
We've got Bone Rushes to Peck with you, Double Slap you like ping pong.
Kevin: If you can't withstand our heat then put your red goggles on.
Buizel: I don't need Hyper Beam to win here!
Kevin: Me Neither, bro!
Both: Quit it you Zelda knockoffs! Please just GO!
Jak and Daxter:
Daxter: This is taking forever, Jak! I can't leave Tess waiting!
Jak: Then let's just hop onto our JET-Board and send these fools sprawling.
Daxter: We're the heroes of Haven City
Jak: And I will have my revenge!
Daxter: We'll call you Team Rocket cause we'll blast you off again!
Jak: You're story's so contrived!
Daxter: You're journal's too sentimental!
Both: And your painting scene made us think you went totally mental!
Jak and Daxter won this, we're simply fantastic!
Pokemon's just repetitive, we're a video game classic!
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Daxter: "Alright, CUT! Where's the director?! I can't work like this. Jak, you're such a wimp! I could've taken them myself."
Did you miss their first rap battle? Check out Season One of Keldeo the Critic, Chapter 5, Comedy Skit 1.
Actually, on the second thought, don't. Just don't. That battle stank big time, just focus on this one. Please.