"Hello and welcome back to another horror filled episode of Death Watch. We are winding down to the end of our little competition as only a handful of bosses and competitors are left." Howard said.
"Lets check in on our heroes as they take to the big boss of Mad Castle, Elise." Kreese said.
The heroes cautiously walked through what appeared to be a cathedral as they looked around it.
"Wow. Didn't think they'd have a church in a castle like this." Weiss said.
"Its classic vampire film right here. They always attack in holy churches." Lemon said.
Bats soon swarmed the heroes as they fought them off, turning behind them to see the most bodacious she-vampire ever.
"Damn." Sanji said as his nose started bleeding.
"And here we have the biggest blood sucker ever to be born. Bitch drained me of 4 pints of plasma, declared officially dead for a week." Kreese said.
"Awesome! Finally, a vampire who goes with the classics instead of those modern ones." Lemon said. "Luckily, we can beat her by hammering a stake through her heart."
"Awesome Stack on her, though." Howard said.
"Do not disappoint me, children." Elise said as she flew high into the air.
"Bring it, cupcake!" Gray said.
Hope then had an idea.
"Oh, no. He's got that look again." Jexi said.
"Hey, Juvia! I hear that Elise is into boys who can use ice make magic!" Hope said as Juvia fumed.
"Someone better bring me a wooden stake here and now." Juvia said.
"You've got balls of steel, pissing of that Rain Woman, brother." Kreese said.
"Well, not like its the first time I've done this." Hope said.
"Yeah. He's nearly killed us several times doing it too." Jexi said.
"But, have you ever wondered if Juvia's misplaced anger can work in your favor?" Hope asked.
"Yes I have but I don't bother doing it with the rest of the team in mind." Jexi said.
Edward then caught on. "Oh, I get it!" He then charged to Elise. "Y'know, Gray called Elise Cupcake, and wants to propose to her!" he shouted as water began to rise as it morphed into a large stake. Edward then clapped his hands and slammed them on the rising water, causing a huge explosion.
"Steam? How's that supposed to help you?" Elise asked.
"Theres an aqueduct under this chapel, it turns out." Edward said. "If we can get Juvia mad enough to bring the whole thing up here-"
"Please. I'm a vampire, kid. You can't kill me with water, well not tap water anyway." Elise said.
"No, look." Edward said splashing some water onto a bat, making it burn.
"Holy Water?" Elise said in shock.
"It's time to play…. Enrage The Water Girl." Edward said. "Hey! Elise is talking about running off with Gray and having six kids!" he shouted at Juvia.
"What? He's mine!" Juvia shouted as the chapel began to shake.
"We better go. Like now." Jexi said as they moved out as Juvia and Ed stayed. The chapel erupted into Holy Water, taking all the bats and Elise with it. Elise still stood, burning all over.
"You… havent beaten me…" Elise said.
"Man, youre durable. Oh, and I still dont see how Juvia pictures these thoughts in her mind but…" Edward said creating a stone golem.
"I can still do...THIS!" he said as the Golem smashed Elise out of a window.
"And would you look at that. It looks like another fight is over and done with, with sexy results." Kreese said.
"That's right, Kreese. Edward Elric and Juvia Lockser have just killed off the vampire Elise and rocketed up to 18th rank." Howard said.
Edward then looked at Juvia. "Uh...no hard feelings about the whole misconception thing?"
Juvia growled as the heroes saw Ed flying out of a chapel window.
"Well, you started another one." Jexi said as Hope sheepishly smiled.
They then saw Jason waving goodbye as he returned inside the castle.
"Guess he and the other Horror stars can live outside the screen as long as he stays in the castle." Lemon said.
"That makes sense." the other heroes said.
"Uh, guys, I think Juvia's not done with her tantrum yet." Hope said as water spouts rocketed out of the castle.
"Guess the aqueduct reaches all over the castle." Jexi said. "Never again." he said to Hope.
"Yes. Now we gotta run like heck." Hope said as the heroes ran from the oncoming water.
After several blasts, Juvia walked out just as the castle crumbled down to the ground in a large heap of rubble.
"Well, that makes another thing Fairy Tail is getting the bill for." Howard said.
"That's right. But it makes cleaning up after the contest a whole lot easier." Kreese said.