The show! Will! Go! On!

Keldeo reared up on his hind legs, his expression serious and his Secret Sword raised and glowing brightly.

Keldeo the Critic

Editorial 1- Mewtwo Returns in Super Smash Bros. 3DS/WiiU

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"It's me, Keldeo the Critic. I review it so you don't have to," Keldeo said in a less than chipper tone.

Keldeo sighed and said, "Well, it looks like I'm eating Murkrow again. After I made the whole editorial back in Season Two about why Mewtwo shouldn't be in the new Smash Bros. game, Nintendo has to go ahead and whip out their secret weapon. DLC."

"So, you probably want me to explain myself. Maybe somehow cover for my mistake. Well, I'm gonna be honest here. That editorial was just my way of rationalizing why Mewtwo didn't get a spot. I mean, come on if Mr. Game and Watch can fight, if Duck Hunt can fight, if Wii Fit Trainer can fight, then I'm pretty sure Mewtwo, a powerful Psychic-type, can fight too. He was in Melee, he was a good fighter, end of story."

"Now, as for why Nintendo didn't have him in the game at the beginning. . . well look, everyone was whining for Mewtwo, so they figured, 'Hey! Let's make some money off of all these people!'"

Keldeo shrugged.

"Sure, it sounds underhanded, but you gotta remember something. Nintendo is a corporation, and corporations need to make money. Just ask Button Mash!"

Button Mash: "Pokemon Shuffle and Pokemon Rumble World still suck!"

"And look at it this way: with the announcement of Lucas being a DLC character, this opens up the opportunity for other old fighters to return through DLC, like Ice Climbers or Solid Snake!"

"And even better than that, Nintendo has recently created something called the Smash Bros. Fighter Ballot! It's a place where you can suggest any video game character that ever existed to become a DLC fighter! Any character! Any character! WOW!"

Keldeo looked really excited, "So, yeah, maybe this is just Nintendo trying to be greedy, but if you ask me, these extra characters are worth a few dollars. Especially if it's a character that you voted for!"

"And as for my previous thoughts and reasoning about Mewtwo, well, It has never felt so good to be wrong!"

Keldeo closed his eyes and thought for a moment. Then he opened them and said, "Now, I think I really need to address something that's been going on with this ballot. . ."

Keldeo put on a serious face and said, "Why are so many people voting for Shrek?"

Keldeo nodded slowly and said, "Well, first of all, Shrek in Smash Bros. started out as a joke a while ago. Then it became a meme that everyone was using. Then when Nintendo announced the ballot, everyone who liked the meme decided it would be funny to actually put Shrek on the ballot in order to make the meme a reality."

Keldeo rubbed his chin and said, "Well, you know what? Voting for Shrek, in my opinion, is just like voting for Goku or any other TV show or movie character. Come on, let's be serious. If the WiiFit Trainer can fight, then I'm pretty sure a big strong ogre can fight too. And the Shrek movies are really popular, aren't they? The Shrek characters are all funny, well developed, and likable. In fact, and to be perfectly honest, I've fantasized about Puss In Boots being in Smash Bros. The reason I don't vote for him is because the rule is video game characters only. That's the reason why people are upset about people voting for Shrek and Goku, because that's breaking the rule."

Keldeo put his hoof down and said, "But you know what? Since Shrek in Smash is such a popular meme, maybe Nintendo should put him in as an exception. I know it would be weird, but you know what they say: 'you gotta give the people what they want!'"

Keldeo grinned nervously and said, "Now, before I go . . . um . . . the next review is gonna be my first non-Pokemon Fanfiction review. I know Pokemon is where I began, but this is just something I really wanna do, so please give it a chance, and I'll use your reactions to determine if I should stick with Pokemon only or not. Just keep and open mind, okay."

"Well, I'm Keldeo the Critic, and I gotta fill out that ballot and get Spyro into Smash Bros.! Everyone, please support Spyro the Dragon! Together we can get him in Smash! Le'ts go! SPYROOOOOO!"

Keldeo quickly ran off to fill out the ballot.

THE END

Credits

Angry Video Game Nerd

Button Mash- Jan Animations

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Pokken Fighters

Keldeo quickly ran back and said, "Oh yeah, and lets hope that Mewtwo is in Pokken Fighters too!" Keldeo then ran back out.