A male Absol stood with his eyes closed, sipping a Berry Juice through a straw and making a loud noise with it.
The Absol opened his eyes and looked off screen.
"Oh, are you waiting for me?" he asked innocently. After a second, he quickly pushed the empty Berry Juice away and looked at the camera.
"Oh, hello, hello, hello Fan Fiction Fans. It is I, Austin Saturn, Pokemon Musical Performer and Singer Extraordinaire from the story The Absol Danseuse by thatdragonwiththetophat. I'm here to tell you that the fantastic story, The Absol Danseuse, will continue eventually. The author is merely busy working on the current Keldeo the Critic and Spike the Snob crossover on Keldeo the Critic, and another one on Spike the Snob later on."
Austin smirked and said, "That's right! Keldeo is going to be on Spike the Snob in the near future to help Spike analyze the author who tells blatant poisonous lies about Misty, Toadettegirl2012. So then, we have something to look forward to. Of course my story is more entertaining, but hey! Everyone needs to cleanse their reading pallet every once in a while. I wouldn't want to overwhelm you!"
Austin chuckled to himself and shook his head. "Ahhhh. . . Well, I suppose that's it. Please enjoy the review."
Austin went to walk off, but then quickly doubled back and said quickly, "Oh, yeah, uh, if any of you watching are able to contact Lucy the Absol, on Jack Storm's team, please tell her-"