Karkat found Sollux and he made-out with him and let him get felt up. and they lived happily ever after. the end. :B


A/N: lol ju2t kiiddiing. iit2 Apriil Fool2 Day and ii felt liike doiing a really lame prank 2o ii typed liike John. ii claiim thii2 day a2 John Fool2 Day. Happy John Fool2 Day, everyone! NO FUCK THAT YOU ASSHOLE I WAS LIKE READING THESE CHAPTERS AND YOU LITERALLY JUST-ASDFGHJKL FUCK IT KARKRABADMIN IS BACK AND IS NOW HELPING YOU TYPE THIS THING~KARKRABADMIN


Aww but ii've already po2ted mo2t of the2e chapter2. jumpiing iin unexpected that ii2 rude. ii already po2ted thii2 2o whatever.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT I AM FUCKING HELPING YOU, AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK HOW RUDE IT IS, I AM NOT FUCKING KANKRI SO I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FLYING FUCK ABOUT ME BEING RUDE OR HOW I DO NOT CARE IF ANYONE GETS OFFENDED~KARKRABADMIN

whatever ii gue22 your tiimiing ii2 a2 good a2 ever, the next chapter ii2 Karkat'2 POV
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

YES IT FUCKING IS AND I AM FUCKING HELPING~KARKRABADMIN

whatever 2o you goiing two type iit or what?
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

YES I FUCKING AM BUT IT WILL TAKE A WHILE~KARKRABADMIN

gog dammiit there are reader2 now 2o don't make iit liike take forever iif you do ii'm takiing over and ii'll fiinii2h iit my2elf.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

I FUCKING WON'T SO SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT TO FUCKING DO AND ITS GOING TO HAPPEN TODAY, I HAVE INTEREST TO DO IT SO I WON'T BE GOG DAMN LAZY, SO ARE YOU GOING TO READ MY MESSAGE OR NOT FUCKASS?~KARKRABADMIN

hold on let me do my multii ta2k mode on my hu2ktop.

~2olluxbeeAdmiin

THERE I'M FINALLY FUCKING DONE SO YOUR FUCKING WELCOME~KARKRABADMIN

yeah yeah yeah. ii know, thank you.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

AND HEY I WAS THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE JOHN DAY SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!~KARKRABADMIN

no you diidn't. ii diid. ju2t now.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

NO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I TOLD YOU DURING SCHOOL YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCK! I FUCKING TOLD YOU NINE FUCKING HOURS AGO~KARKRABADMIN

liiar. you 2aiid iit'2 John'2 day. II 2aiid iit2 John Fool2 Day. thii2 name ii2 completely diifferent.

~2olluxbeeAdmiin

READ THAT SHIT AGAIN YOU BLIND DUMBASS . . . . !~KARKRABADMINWHOCLEARLYCAMEUPWITHTHEIDEA

whatever.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

HA I FUCKING DID, AND YOU ADMIT IT! WHAT NOW DUMBASS?! ~KARKRABADMIN

no ii diid not admiit 2hiit. ii ju2t don't want two have thii2 argument.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

YES YOU FUCKING DID, YOU SAID "WHATEVER" WHICH IS PROOF THAT IT IS A TRUE FUCKING FACT, AND WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO ARGUE BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS FUCKING *TRUE* ARE YOU REALLY ADMITTING IT CAPTOR?~KARKRABADMIN

...
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

MY POINT EXACTLY! IT IS TRUE! YOUR NOT DENYING IT YOU CHAIRFUCKER SO ADMIT IT THAT I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG!~KARKRABADMIN

what? that ii'm chaiirfucker? no ii'm not a chaiirfucker.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

YES YOU ARE, AND I DIDN'T MEAN THAT DUMBFUCK I MEANT THAT WHAT I SAID WAS TRUE ABOUT THAT IT WAS *MY* IDEA SAYING THAT IT'S JOHN'S DAY! ~KARKRABADMIN

whatever two the reader2 iit2 my iidea 2o haha.

~2olluxbeeAdmiin

FUCK YOU IT WAS *MY* IDEA AND ALL THE GOG DAMN READERS ARE READING THIS AND THIS IS PROOF THAT I AM RIGHT ABOUT YOU, BEING A CHAIRFUCKER, AND ME CREATING JOHN'S DAY AND WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION EARLIER! ME: OH MY GOG TODAY IS JOHN'S MONTH MEANING IT'S JOHN'S DAY" YOU: SO? ME: SO THAT MEANS HE GETS TO PRANK PEOPLE! YOU: WHATEVER.. *POSTS IT ON THIS AND CLAIMS IT AS THEIR FUCKING IDEA*~KARKRABADMIN

thii2 ii2n't liive broadca2t and you don't know how two ediit iintwo the 2tory but ii can but ii won't 2o haha. and whatever.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

FUCK YOU LET THE READERS READ THIS! THIS IS MY PROOF! YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING SENT TO COURT FOR NOT! BECAUSE I AM THE LEADER! DID YOU FORGET THAT?! SO I COMMAND YOU TO FUCKING EDIT THIS INTO IT!~KARKRABADMIN

no.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin

YOUR SUCH A GOG DAMN ASSHOLE! I FUCKING HATE YOU- WELL KINDA BUT YOUR SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR NOT EDITING THIS INTO IT I T-THOUGHT WE WERE FUCKING BEST FRIENDS?! WHY MUST YOU BE SO FUCKING RUDE GOG!~KARKRABADMIN

fiine. ii'll fuckiing ediit iit but 2o you know iif reader2 2tart hatiing me and ii get depre22ed iit2 not my fault.

~2olluxbeeAdmiin

NO I'M THE HATED ONE SINCE I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE, AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HATE YOU? YOU MAY BE AN ASSHOLE, BUT FUCK YOUR ALSO AWESOME OKAY? ~KARKRABADMIN

*shrug*whatever. ii'm ju2t ediitiing iit.
~2olluxbeeAdmiin