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Happy Valentine's Day! For mine, I was nearly murdered by my brother, ate disgusting chocolate and worked another night shift. What fun!

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230. Valentine

"What are they plotting about?" Dean said, shooting Zoey and Robbie a suspicious look. Castiel squinted at the children, who were huddled in a corner and whispering.

"I don't know. And I'm not sure I want to know."

They didn't find out what Zoey and Robbie were planning until the next day.

"So, explain again why Charlie's here?" Dean said. Charlie crossed her arms.

"Well," she said, "I could be out hitting the bars and getting lucky with some really hot chick. Valentine's Day, y'know. But I'm going to give all that up to play babysitter to these two brats and the Triple Terrors so that the two happy couples can spend all day doing cheesy love stuff and having hot –"

"We get it!" Dean interrupted. "Dude, not in front of the kids!"

Zoey and Robbie glared at him.

"And what even made you think of this?"

"We did," Zoey said proudly. "We called Auntie Charlie and told her that it was Valentine's Day tomorrow – well, today now, it was tomorrow yesterday –"

"'Cause that makes sense," Dean snickered. Castiel narrowed his eyes, so Dean made a small noise of apology.

"– and we said we wanted to give you some 'alone time' so you could 'make love' and we wouldn't be all disgusted –"

"Long story short, the kids came up with this evil plan," Charlie said. "Give us ten minutes and we'll be out of your hair."

Once Charlie was gone with Zoey and Robbie, Dean turned to Castiel with a grin.

"Well, would you look at that?" He advanced on Castiel, who took a step back, heat rising to his cheeks. "All alone, angel. Nobody to interrupt."

Castiel's legs hit the back of the chair behind him and he fell into it. His heart pounded as Dean straddled his lap, lifted his chin and pressed their lips together. Immediately, Castiel groaned into the kiss and raised his hands to grip the back of Dean's neck. He was on fire, liquid lava coursing through his veins, and a sigh of disappointment escaped him when Dean pulled back and slid off him.

"But first," Dean said cheerfully, "I'm gonna make you some lunch and give you your chocolate and we're gonna have an awesome quiet today together before having a night of hot, wild sex. That okay, angel?"

A flushed, sweaty, shaking Castiel glared after him as his human headed for the kitchen. He'd get his revenge on Dean tonight in bed!