A/N: II'm obviiou2ly the wor2t piiece of 2hiit there ii2. Anyway! 2016 hiit me hard and ii'm le22 of an awkward,2ecretiive, weiirdo thank2 two the A-hole II had dated when II fiir2t got to hiigh2chool (cau2e datiing iin general for a fre2hman ii2 2uch a great fuckiing iidea) So yeah. My mom fiigured out II had an addiictiion two Wii-Fii and roleplayiing so II wa2 rehabiliin rehabiiliitatiion iin my room for 2 month2 wiith no phone or computer acce22. IIt got me iin the riight track 2o talk about a fuckiing new year, new me bull. Anyway II remembered that II haven't updated thii2 iin a long whiile 2o here you go. I don't remember what chapter thii2 ii2.

Karkat's POV:

So this has been an awkward fucking week all together. It's mostly due to the fact that I woke up snuggling that stupid fucknut two nights ago but also due the fact that my dad just moved Sollux's room down the hall from my room. Luckily I surprisingly woke up early enough to escape that night before he got his ass up. The weird thing was I actually wanted to stay a little longer. His chest was surprisingly a good pillow. Like what the actual fuck me?! All I can think about is how nice that was. If Sollux knew anything about it, he sure as hell had nothing to say and was fucking good at hiding it. It's still a little weird to have him at the breakfast table every morning instead of him serving us. He'll occasionally help out in the kitchen only to have Mituna or his dad scold him about princely manners and behavior. Usually Sollux would brush it off and other times he'd make remarks towards them about being royal pains in his ass. I'd chuckle at some of the things but quickly remind myself that it's none of my fucking businesses. Who am I to keep fucking tabs on him anyway. He isn't my servant anymore, he is technically a guest. I say guest lightly due to the fact that he still helps me pick out my clothes and still scolds me about not brushing my hair in the morning. It's not my fucking fault that I have crappy little knots in my hair. Plus I'm not the one being disturbed by it anyway so he can go shove his rantings up his nook.

So the basic of the week was getting Sollux to act like a prince and not a servant. I think it's harder for this fuckass to do it after all these years. He's started his studies for being a prince this week but has decided to keep ditching the classes every fucking day. Not to mention that every time I go to look for him he is no where to be found. Take today as an example. I'm trudging through this huge ass place trying to find that big steaming pile of hoofbeast shit and 'surprise, surprise!' I can't find him. He left way before breakfast was over and didn't even leave a clue to where he is going. Like what the fuck! Now that alone, is how life likes to fuck me over, not to mention that I was distracted rushing around looking for him that I tripped down the last step of the main stairs. He is a literal pain in my ass. "GOG! WHEN I FIND THAT GOOD FOR LISPING FUCK MOUTH I'M RAMMING MY FOOT SO FAR UP HIS FUCKING NOOK, HE'LL THINK IT'S THE KINKIEST FUCKING BLACKROM EVER!" A small chuckling scoff took my attention and I quickly took a look at the other who had just appeared out of what seemed like air. "Hehe. Oh gog plea2e don't tell me that wa2 2uppo2e to be a threat. Liike 2eriiou2ly what kiind of threat wa2 that? IIt 2ounded more liike your 2iick fanta2y to ravii2h me iin BlackRom." I growled a bit." AND WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN CAPTOR?" The stupid little fake confused pout made me want to rip it right of his face. He shrugged his shoulder a bit." Ju2t about. Why? Were you lookiing for me? Diid you need 2omethiing?" I pouted softly crossing my arms across my chest trying to puff out my chest." YEAH. I DO. I NEED MY FUCKTARD OF A CLASSMATE TO ACTUALLY COME TO CLASS. YOU MAY HAVE SEEN HIM AROUND. YOU KNOW; MIX MATCHED EYES, STUPID LISP, COCKY ASS SMIRK SPLATTERED ON TO HIS IDIOTIC FACE. SEEN HIM?" Sollux chuckled then half heartedly made an effort to look offended. "Aw..Karkat..II'm wounded by your word2...II'm..II'm-ACK!" He grabs at his chest where his heart is placed and the stupid fuck 'faints' on me. "WHAT THE SHIT?! GET OFF CAPTOR, YOU FAT FUCK!" "II'm 2orry Karkat...your word2 ju2t cut too...deeep.." He closed his eyes letting his whole weight on me as I struggled to carry myself up. "CAPTOR! CAPTOR GET THE FUCK OFF!" I tried to keep myself up but I felt the weight come crash on me as I sucked in a breath and was sort of prepared for the pain. That was until the stupid 'dead' fuck kept us up by his arm slung around my waist. "You alriight...KK?" Gog dammit I can hear that smug grin in his voice. Why was I suddenly aware how close we've been this whole time? "J-JUST LET GO OF ME! WE HAVE A CLASS TO GET TO!" He groaned a little too close to my ear that made goosebumps run all over me. "Can we ju2t 2kiip iit today?" He slumped against my back and I pushed myself free. I turned looking at him, annoyed. "NO. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO CLASS ALL WEEK. SO. UPSTAIRS NOW CAPTOR. I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE ONLY IDIOT IN THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHEN THE WAR BETWEEN THE WILD AND HONK KINGDOM BEGAN." "IIt began iin-" "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET UPSTAIRS" He sighed as I pushed him up the stairs.

I panted softly as I looked at the other. Looking up at him, I growled. I lay there sweating softly while he looked like he barely broke any. That small smile as he had me pinned made me glare softly. "You ready to giive iin KK?" I turned away a bit as I swallowed my pride and looked back at those daring eyes that made ever hair on my body stand. "...FINE. I GIVE."

And with that he got up and put his practice sword in the hilt then offered a hand toward me. I sighed and took it with a huff. To make things exciting for Sollux, my dad scheduled sword fighting classes for us. Surprisingly the other was skilled and this was the 22nd time he got me pinned. I pouted a bit trying to accept the defeat in a non-childish way but I still don't think they were fair challenges. "Aw come on KK. You almo2t got a liittle better." I clenched my teeth a bit. "SCREW YOU CAPTOR. YOU'VE PRACTICED THIS BEFORE." Sollux smiled as he looked at me. "What can II 2ay? IIt come2 naturally." I rolled my eyes. "WHATEVER." He pestered on. "Yeah. IIt'2 2o natural II'm comfortable wiith iit. 2o comfortable that you can 2ay II can...cuddle wiith iit." He whispered the last part into my ear and I froze a bit. What did he say? He looked at me casually then glanced out the window. "Well II beliieve cla22 ii2 now out of 2e22iion. 2ee you tomorrow KK." With that he walked out leaving me standing there stiff. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. SHIT.

A/N: Thii2 took way too long. II triied to po2t iit by Valentiine's but...diidn't work out. 2orry but here iit ii2. hope you enjoyed and II wiill try to work on the next chapter soon.