EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
DAMIAN STONE!
Stone walked into the ruined Tiki Snack Shack, blood all over the floor and the bodies of his victims lying where he had left them. He smirked as he tosses his knife up and down, looking confident.
VERSUS!
ZALTON!
The grinning Zoroark landed in down amidst the Moor of Icirrus, which was currently engulfed in flames. Zalton threw his head back and laughed maniacally.
BEGIN!
Stone:
(Stone put his hand to his head like a phone)
Hello! you're just reached 1-800-CURSE-YOU!
Hows it feel to meet a guy who's killed more victims than you?
(Stone pulled out a pistol and twirled it)
Not even I know how many I've killed
You were frozen in ice, then stabbed and killed
You're a killer clown furry! Less than the weakest ghost
Not even a real phantom, now I'll burn you into toast
You burned the Moor by mistake, I burn faces off
You're a Meowth compared to me, so just blast off!
Zalton:
Hee-hee-hee! WOO! Your raps all suck, Stone!
No real rhymes, you repeat words like knife stabs, you clone
(Zalton extended his purple glowing claws towards stone like a zombie)
That's right you freak, you ripped off of the Joker!
Let me put my Punishing claws around your neck, call it a choker!
You got beaten by a puppy, it took THREE Legends to BEAT me!
What'd you get out of it? Hamburges and Subway subs for free?
(Zalton used his Illusion ability to turn into Detective Shaw)
This is what happens when an assassin fights a clumsy killer
Marshall's more coordinated than you, so get ready for a thriller!
(Zalton turned back into himself and performed the Thriller dance)
Back from the dead, monster inside's been released
I'll Dark Pulse your face, then you will stay deceased!
But I'll admit we're not so different, ha-ha!
I never killed Keldeo, and you'll never kill Zuma!
Stone:
(Stone fires his gun at Zalton's feet)
Go back to Hell, you gay foxy clown! Time for you to die!
Me vs you is like Yvetal vs Beautifly
Soon Shaw will be investigating a new homicide
You know, I think you agreed to fight as your suicide!
(Stone takes out his knife and twirls it in his hand)
What does the Fox Say when he's introduced to Shiva?
Does he scream, cry, or carry on like a Five Nights at Freddy diva?
Sorry, Zalton, I am not an Illusion
Shiva will find your throat so quick, it'll be like Confusion!
(Stoen throws his knife at Zalton. It appear to sink into his throat, but then the Illusion shatters, revealing Zalton grinning as he held the knife in his right claw)
Zalton:
If you're Yvetal, I'm definitely Zygarde, Hee-hee-hee!
You want drugs and junk food? I'd kill you quicker! Just ask me!
I'm a killer, and I still say you should turn it down a notch
Forget Shiva, I'll introduce my claws to your crotch!
You know how I got my scars? Well I do't care how you got yours
You shout "gay" and "furry"? Who knows what you do behind closed doors!
Bad dog, Stone! Now you're the victim!
Now Darkrai's sword can finally have a deep talk with your rectum!
WHO WON?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC-
*slicht!*
-ugh, rap battles of fanfiction, ughhh. . . .
KeldeoXMeloetta Sixty Oneshots and Prompts by DragonNiro
Guy Fawkes vs The Joker by FanMadeStuff