Good luck to everyone collecting GCSE results tomorrow! I'm going in at 9am and I am so screwed it's not funny anymore.

Have some gays to make up for it though!

Fez.

"Neeks!" Nico looked panicked at the door to his cabin. A tie hung around his neck and his shirt was untucked. His pant legs were just a bit too long and they felt loose and scratchy around his thighs. "Are you ready?"

"No!" Nico cried.

"Are you naked?" Will asked, and Nico could hear the smirk on his face. The door began to swing open and, out of a lack of any other options, Nico picked up one of his dress shoes and lobbed it at the door.

This did not deter Will, who opened the door a little more cautiously, peeking around it. He looked down at the shoe and then at Nico with an offended look on his face.

"You threw a shoe at me?"

"It was to keep you out." Nico explained, but Will had moved on from the shoe and onto Nico's general appearance.

The god's were holding a party to celebrate the New Olympus, and all of the Seven and heroes who had been involved were invited. Nico had agreed to attend if he could bring Will with him as a plus one, and he was already regretting that decision.

Hades had given his son a new black suit- complete with a black silk shirt, a striking white tie and black leather dress shoes- supposedly all tailored to him. Perhaps Hades thought Nico was taller because Nico was in danger of tripping over the hem of his own trousers.

Will looked good in his suit-given by Apollo. His tie was perfectly tied, his blazer was tight-fitting and the trousers were sharply creased.

"Do you need a hand with…" Will waved a hand at all of Nico's body. "That?"

Nico felt his face flush but he nodded.

Will stepped closer, and picked up the ends of Nico's tie. "You really don't know how to tie a tie?" He teased lightly and Nico glared at him.

"I lived in a massive arcade for four decades, then lived on the streets for years. I can wear a toga well though."

Will laughed softly and deftly tied Nico's tie for him.

"All done. What do I get?" Will asked, and Nico scrunched his nose up at him.

"Thanks Will?"

Will rolled his eyes right back at Nico and, pulling him in by his tie, kissed him. His free hand immediately settled over Nico's hip, his thumb rubbing the jut of his hip gently as Nico pressed against him. When Nico tried pawing at his jacket, Will drew back, letting go of his tie to wag a finger at him.

"No touching. It took me half an hour and three siblings to get dressed. Plus we don't have a lot of time. No, not even for a quickie." He gave Nico a knowing look and Nico's face flushed and he opened his mouth to retort angrily.

"I wasn't even thinking of that!" He argued and was cut off by another kiss.

"No quickies at the party either." Will added and Nico glared at him, but it wasn't heated.

Will retrieved the other shoe while Nico tried to do his own cufflinks up. He had managed one by the time Will returned and his boyfriend snickered at the small skulls in his cuffs before doing the other one for him.

"You can tuck your own shirt in." Will told him with a laugh, before nudging him towards the bathroom. Nico followed, just trusting Will to do whatever was best. He was handed a tub of hair wax when he was in front of the mirror and Will hooked his chin over his shoulder, giving him half a hug.

"Slick your bangs back. Not that much, no, no more than that, less, less!" Will directed over Nico's shoulder while Nico tried to scoop some hair gel out of the container. Nico gave a frustrated noise, but finally he seemed to have the perfect amount and he began running his slicked hands through his hair, slicking it back until it looked… kind of good.

While he was trying to tame his hair, Will's hands had snaked around his waist and then into his pockets. Nico froze when he felt Will's hands concerningly close to his… crotch.

"Will!" He yelped, as his boyfriend's hands were right there. Will gave him a smirk in the mirror and kissed his jaw.

"What?" he asked innocently and Nico tried not to lean back into his touch. He didn't lean away though.

"You said no quickies!" Nico didn't quite know why he was complaining but he was sure they were running out of time to be at the Big House to head to the party.

"Did I say that?" Will asked, his hands moving even closer and Nico swallowed hard, staring at his dilated eyes and flushed cheeks in the mirror.

"Hmmm, guess I did." And Will removed his hands and stepped back and Nico cursed himself for protesting.

Finally they were at the door to the Hades cabin and Nico was still somehow breathing after Will's stunt in the bathroom and when Will had knelt in front of him to tie up his shoelaces and looked up at him with wide eyes and slightly parted lips when Nico had complained about how lewd he was being.

Will straightened Nico's collar one last time, and gave him an appraising once-over.

"Are you ready?" He asked, reaching for the door handle. Nico patted himself down, checking the sword hanging at his side and nodded.

Will smiled at him- softly for once, not seductive or suggestive- and pressed a delicate kiss to his cheek.

"You look fine." He told him and Nico grinned back at him.

"Not as good as you."

"Nope, you look better than me, handsome."

"You're the handsome one here-"

Nico was interrupted by a bang on the door.

"That's so cute guys, but c'mon there's a party we gotta go to." Piper called, and the door swung open to reveal her and Jason smirking at them.

The two boys followed them, both mildly embarrassed.

"You're the hottest thing here." Will leaned in to Nico to whisper.

"Oh my gods, Will."