"where you at ?" Pepper called bobbi. Bobbi took natasha to the mall, to buy things for the wedding, but it was really a 'distraction' for natasha. When they finish their 'shopping', the two girls got on natasha's black corvette and drove heading to the avengers tower. In a traffic light, when natasha stops the car in a red light, bobbi's phone rang
"oh hey mom !" bobbi answered the phone, and seeing on the corner of her eye that natasha turned to see her
"she's around you ?" Pepper knew natasha was near bobbi
"YES, I miss you too" bobbi acting like talking to her mommy, natasha smiled and started to drive
"all the guest are here now"
"actually mom, im heading to the avengers tower" mockingbird looked out the window to see at which street they were "we're, one block away from it"
"okay okay, when you guys enter, come directly to the living room, ok ?"
"yes momma, I will"
Pepper smiled and quickly hang up, she turns to see the guests that were gathered in the living room, talking and giggling to each other, they all come to natasha's bachelorette party "girls, natasha and bobbi were be here in any minute ! So hide behind something and wait until she enter, we'll scream surprise !" all the girls nodded and hide themselves, while betty, jane, and pepper hide behind the kitchen island "were are they ?" jane asked pepper who was next to her
"bobbi just send me a text saying, 'at the elevator now', so any sec -
Pepper was interrupted by a certain bride-to-be "God ! I'm so hungry !"
"SURPRISE !" all the lady in the room revealed themselves and smiled at natasha's face
"what the hell !"
"welcome to your bachelorette party !" Pepper said and gives her a hug
"wow, thanks girls" natasha said hugging the rest of the girls, while she waves to the guests
"well, all the girls planned this, hope you have fun" betty said "so let's get started !" she screamed and guides natasha to her seat.
Natasha was now seating in front of everyone, really amazed by the party, the room decorative with banners that have written 'bachelorette party' , 'future bride' , 'congrats' and many more, good snacks, drinks, (vodka, too) and men boxers decorating the tables, in the chairs were jockstraps hanging there, giving a nice touch with all the decoration. Pepper and bobbi were seating all the guests on their places, while betty and jane seeing if everything was in order, natasha smiled at all the women who attended to her party, it was like 15-20 guest 'the girls did a good work planning all this' natasha thought when she see the girls running to a place to another hurried so the party can start how they all planned, until she noticed something missing 'wait... We're on the living room, where the couches go ?'
"ladies ! Ready for natasha's bachelorette party ?!" bobbi asked and the guests scream excitedly "ok ! Frist, we will begin with giving natasha her bachelorette sash" jane handle it to bobbi "and it says, Mrs. Rogers !" bobbi said while putting to natasha's shoulder
"Awww !"
"wow this is so cool, bobbi !" Natasha smiled at her black and red colored bachelorette sash
"wait for the rest" clint's girl winks and it earned a bright smile on natasha's face. Bobbi turned to the women who attended to the party and says "ok now, let the party get started ! So let' s began with a traditional game, and the best...to the final" all her friends smiled to each other and even the guests giggled
"what're you guys have on your dirty mind ?" Natasha asked them
"Don't worry nat, just relax" jane said to her
Bobbi began to say "this game it's called 'Mr. & Mrs. Quiz' ! This game technically is for the future bride" mockingbird turned to looked at natasha who was seating behind and continue "I record someone who will ask you some questions, and if you score, we all gonna drink a shot of vodka, and if you answer wrong, you will have a shot of whisky, got it ?" natasha nodded to her "natasha ? There is someone that what's to say hello" bobbi smiled at natasha and orders jarvis to low down the lights and put the video
"hey tasha" Steve said in the video, he was seating in a chair saying hello to the camara and making natasha's stomach feeling butterflies when she heard his voice, all the guests pining for love while seeing the captain waves to his fiancée, natasha rolled her eyes and bobbi quickly ordered jarvis to pause it
"ok ok ! He is taken ladies ! So control yourself please !" bobbi screamed at them and told jarvis to hit play
"so, uhh, my first question is...how do we meet ?" the video paused, natasha smirk and answers casually
"piece of cake... December 14, while he and coulson were exiting the quinjet"
"ok, let's see if steve answered the same as you" bobbi said, and the record resumed
"the right answer is, December 14, and agent phil coulson introduce ourselves, definitely love at first sight" the video pause and natasha smiled at herself because it was true what steve answered, it was love at first sight
"drink it up ladies !" bobbi yelled and she and the rest drank up their shot "God that's a strong one !" bobbi said still making funny faces of the strong drink
"question number two...what's my worst or annoying habit ?"
The red head laugh "definitely snoring very loud" bobbi smiled and put play to the video
"the answer is, that I sometimes forget to lift the toilet seat"
"sorry natasha !" bobbi screamed and give natasha a shot of whisky, when she finish it up, bobbi continued the game "put play jarvis !"
"number three...what is my favorite book and film ?"
"okay, the first one is the bible" she said "the film... uhhh...ahhh !" Natasha took a moment to remember or think of what movie was steve's favorite"I don't know ! Can't remember !"
"let's see what cap said"
"favorite book, uhh, the Bible, because my mom used to read it for me...and I know you'll laugh" the women laugh at the groom "and *sigh* film ? I think I don't have a favorite one" bobbi pauses the video and says "ok, you only answered one right -
"but he even dosen't have a favorite movie ?!"
The ladies agreed with natasha, so bobbi just rolled her eyes up and well, it was her party, natasha could do whatever she wanted "okaaay ! We'll give you that one as a right answer...next question ! Jarvis ?!" the video played
"what's the most... Steve read the rest of the note in his hands and look to the person who was behind the camera and sigh while asking "do I really have to ask this ?"
"yes you do ! Know ask her !" it was clearly bobbi's voice
"okay ! ...The most embarrassing moment that happen to me during..d-during... You know, what kind of thing I'm talking about"
They all burst into a laugh, knowing of what steve was trying to say "it have to be... when he was in the middle of his orgasm and he had to pee" natasha said while still laughing with the rest of the females in the room "he went to the bathroom and while he was peeing, it sound like an old man was peeing... oh wait, he is an old man" natasha said and laughing more harder when she remembered that moment. When they finally control their laughs, bobbi continued the video
"I'm not gonna answer that question, bobbi" steve cheeks went light pinkish when he read the full question
"steve ! You have to !"
"I'm not !"
Bobbi quickly pause it and turned to the guests"okay, let's say, I've lost that battle, because, he was not saying it for no reason, so I leave it for the peace" all the guests growled in protest "ladies ! His going to married this women here ! And she's the most dangerous one !" the women widen their eyes and gulped nervous when they saw natasha's stare at all of them "that's what I've thought !" bobbi smiled and says "ok ! Last, but not least question ! And I'm going to ask this one, because, again, he didn't want to ask it -
"does it involves sex ?" Natasha interrupt her
"yes"
She leaned back to her seat and smiles "proceed" bobbi nods and look at her
"what's his favorite sexual position ?"
Now all the girls silenced to hear what is the favorite position of Captain America "ah, tough question" natasha bring her index finger to her chin while thinking "hhmm... natasha concentrate and think in what of the many position he loves more "...doggie style, he loves my ass" she finally answered and all the ladies giggled to each other
"okay what steve say" bobbi play the video
"bobbi, I'm not -
"cap ! Answer this question, I swear it's the last one !" bobbi screamed to him
"really ?" Steve asked with his blue and sexy eyes
"fine !" he yelled and took a deep breath "doggiestyle" Steve said quickly
"what ?" bobbi asked him
"doggiestyle"
"what !?"
"I said doggie style !" steve told bobbi and she began to laugh "what's so funny ?" in the recording, bobbi didn't respond and instead she laughed more louder "what is it ?!"
"I've understand since the first time you told me ! But I wanted you to tell it right !" bobbi said still laughing at him while steve screwed up his eyes
"really funny"
"okay sorry ! Now say bye to natasha"
When he heard 'natasha', his face quickly went happy, so he waved to the camera and says "bye natasha, I hope you have fun in your bachelorette party, and I also can't wait to making you, Mrs. Rogers... I love you" the video comes to the end and the lights turned on
"awww ! How sweet is he !" bobbi squeezed while all the ladies were smiling at natasha's bright red face "ok ! We will bring you the other game ladies !" bobbi nodded to betty while she go to the little stage "hello, my name is betty, and, the game rules are these, natasha will stand over here" she smiled to natasha and grabbed her hand so she can guide her next to the presents table, that was full of gifts "and natasha will guess who gift is from who, and if she guess right, the person who she said, will have to put a pantie and bra, take a pic, and upload it to her social media" natasha smiled and so the rest, agreeing to the rules "and, if natasha guess it wrong, she will have to do the same...but ! She'll send it to a random phone number"
"oh my God !" Natasha said
"nat, any question?" she asks natasha and the the little red shook her head "ok then ! Let's get the game start !"
"the guests win this game !" betty screamed when they count how many natasha didn't scored "with 9 points for the guest and 6 for natasha !" betty finish the game
"okay, now we have the recess ladies !" jane said to the women "feel free to get everything you want !" Mrs. foster pointed to the LARGE table who has a lot food of different kind
When bobbi come from the buffet table to get her and natasha some food, the spy called all the girls to thank them personally "girls, I wanted to thank you all for this fun party"
"aww, natasha" pepper hug her and released natasha from her embrace
"you're welcome, but the big gift from all of us, it's still left" bobbi told her and smiling evil to the girls who did the same, while natasha frowned and ask
"oh really ? What is it ?"
"na-ha ! We're not telling you !" jane said
"come on -
"no ! It's a surprise, nat !" Pepper quickly cut her
Natasha smiled and screws her eyes "okay !" the girls nodded to her and joined her to eat. While they were eating, bobbi and jane talked about their relationship with the two avengers, pepper and betty about that tony and bruce
"I wish you happiness and love, friend" pepper says
"and i hope you and steve can get over all the obstacles together, that life will give you guys" betty pat her hand
"thank you"
"I only want to say, love steve what ever happens, and don't let no one get on your life" bobbi said
"i will be fast, i'm saying you... That, you and cap, have babies" jane told her and the girls started to giggle
"yeah, imagine, a little black widow on the tower !" Pepper continued saying, not noticing natasha's reaction
"or a tiny human clone of steve !" bobbi buried more the dagger on natasha's heart, the red head faked a smile to her friends
"aww ! I just wanna hear them call me aunt betty !"
Natasha couldn't take it, so she stand up and said with a lump in her throat "excuse me" tasha make her way quickly to somewhere she could be alone
"where you going ?" bobbi asked her and natasha turn to see her friends
"uhhh, just, need -
"need to pee ?" pepper said "I told you not to drink to much juice"
"yes, sorry, you're right" she let out a fake smile "I'll be back in a sec" natasha said while going towards the elevator
"okay hurry up !" betty yelled
"we're giving you, your gift !" jane finished saying her.
Natasha entered her room and slammed the door behind her, entering to the bathroom, she was furious and sad with herself 'I don't know why you're still getting like this, romanoff !' Natasha said at her reflection on the mirror 'why this happen to me ?' she lower her head and go to the sink, she check her hair and make-up, when she finish, natasha go again to the mirror and said "you can't feel like this every time someone tells you about pregnancy, you can't be pregnant with nobody's baby" she narrowed her eyebrows "you'll never, NEVER, be pregnant, you don't deserve it !" she yelled and fall in her knees while she was in tears. Natasha cried for a long time, she could't resist the the sadness in her soul, and she didn't realize how much she been there when betty knock the door
"natasha ?" betty voice was concerned, natasha quickly stood up and wipe her tears on her face
"yes ?"
"are you ok ? Because you've been there for a long time, and the guests already have asked for you" betty didn't finish when natasha opened the door of the bathroom
"im fine, it's just, that meat didn't fall good on my stomach" nat make a excuse and rubs her stomach circling it
"oh, do you have stomach bug ?"
"uh, no, it already left"
"are you sure ?" the browned hair said with worry and natasha just nodded "okay, so in that case, you future Mrs. Rogers, will have to put this" betty shows her a funny blindfold that says 'sex slave'
Betty quickly put it on her eyes, but natasha throw herself back grabbing betty's wrists "for what ?!"
"Because your surprise already arrived ! And you can't see, until we tell you !"
"okay but don't let me fall !" betty smiled and nodded at her, natasha let betty to put the blindfold on her eyes, so she can guide her to the 'surprise'. While betty guide natasha to her surprise, she could sense that they were not in the tower anymore, because natasha heard cars and people walking "betty ? Where we going ?"
"to your surprise, like we promise"
"natasha, just enter to this limo, and chill, okay ?" bobbi said to her and grab her head so she can't hit herself, natasha sat down and sighed 'well, let's see what's the surprise, they got me' Natasha said to herself. While they reached the "surprise", natasha could hear the girls giggling and talking to some other women, that she couldn't quite recognize their voices, maybe because she didn't know them... Well, anyway, they arrived at the place they were going, and helped natasha to get out of the limousine, jane and bobbi on her side so they can guide her
"girls ! What is - natasha's jaw drops when she heard loud music "are we on a club ?!"
"yes we are !" bobbi said very excited
"guys I thought my surprise will be in the tower !"
"be patient natasha ! We're still not there yet !" jane finished saying and natasha sigh heavy. They walked a little more and sat natasha in some kind of sofa (very comfy actually), natasha was anxious to know what was her surprise, and her gift was...
"oh my Goodness !" Natasha yelled when the blindfold was gently off of her eyes, seeing a naked guy doing a lap dance to her (well, almost naked, only with his underwear) she widen her eyes and quickly turned to see the girls who were clapping and giggling to their a male stripper "what is this ?!"
"natasha ! This is our gift !" jane smiled to her
"all the guests have a stripper too ?!" natasha said while seeing the guests laughing and spanking the strippers butts "you guys are crazy !"
"tasha, calm down ! You only live once !" Pepper continued
"and it's only for today ! It's not like you're going to cheat on steve !" betty laugh while natasha was deep red
"oh come on nat ! Maybe the boys are doing the same !" bobbi finish and natasha sigh and turned to see the guy who was stripping on her 'it's only this time... And it's the last one I'm trusting the girls' natasha thought and relaxed a little... Well, bobbi was right, maybe the guys were doing the same damn thing...