"look... At... This !" steve said seeing the penthouse furniture
Bruce adjusts his glasses "what a awesome place"
"everyone have a bedroom to itself, so choose the one you want" tony told the guys while giving a nice tip to the bellhop and tony close the door "oh ! At 7 we'll go somewhere, so rest, and take normal clothes"
"what is the place, friend Anthony ?!"
"a cool place, thor.. Just rest and you'll see" tony winked to him.
- $teve & natash -
Later that night...
The boys gathered at seven, like tony told them, freshly, well rested and ready for action, the males got on a limo that tony rented for them "stark, where we gonna go ?" clint said while he put their seat belt on
"to a paintball battle !" Tony quickly grabs the bottle of champaign
"awesome !" bruce and clint respond
"what is that ?" Steve asked and grabs the champagne flute that tony offered him
Stark rolled up his eyes and sighed at steve's not knowledge of 'modern' stuff "to make it shortly, cap, we're going to shot ourselves with paint bullets"
"and what is the point of that ?" Steve continues confuse
"ughh ! You're killing me, Rogers !" Tony was losing his patience with the Cap "when you're shot, you lose... You'll be out of the game !" the billionaire screamed and giving the rest of the guys a glass of champagne. Steve nodded, understanding the point of the game
"I will not play, stark" bruce tells tony
"why not, lord banner ?!" thor says while asking tony for more champagne
"Because, there's 5 of us, and it will not be fair if is two vs three"
"oh yeah, ho -
Clint was saying when tony said "don't worry, some people will come" the boys frowned at him "I invited agents" stark told them while having a sip of his drink. When they finally got to the place, and got out of the limo, the avengers saw what was tony talking about...,..
"sam ?!" steve said when he saw 'the Falcon'
"cap !" wilson turned out to who said whis name, and it was the one and only, Captain America
"what're you doing here ?" Steve said while giving him a brotherly hug and broke it off
"come for your stag-party !"
"Thanks man" cap says and pat sam's shoulder
"and you're not thanking us, rogers ?" a familiar voice says to steve
"director fury ?" Steve asked amazed with nick's presence, the blonde man smiles at him and go towards his boss and sees someone behind fury, hiding shyly "agent coulson ?"
"hello captain" phil says more shyly
"stark invite us" fury said
"it's ok, I've thought you didn't like... this kind of stuff" the groom-to-be told fury
"well, you thought wrong, I remember you, im a human, not a robot without emotions and feelings, I need to get some fresh air sometimes, you know"
"you're right, sorry... And thank you for coming" steve hand shaken him and turns to see phil standing awkwardly next to the mens"and you too, coulson"
Agent phil coulson was about to faint, because his hero was thanking him ! "uhh.. T-thank you, Captain... I-i'm honored to be he-here" he hardly finish without falling down while steve and fury smirk at him. The avengers, (except tony, because he went to reserve a spot in the paintball place), fury, sam and coulson were talking to each other, chatting about sports, missions, cars and whatever mens talk about "guys ! The entrance is over here ! Let's get going !" Tony said to the rest while going with the instructor who was showing them the battlefield and how to use the paintball guns
So the teams will be of two persons and it will be like this:
Red Team: will be conform by, Anthony Edward Stark, the billionaire, playboy, philanthropic man, with partner, Samuel Thomas Wilson, aka The Falcon, he meet the captain while running, very nice guy and here to find some chicks
Yellow Team: Thor Odinson, the god of thunder, going to the battle with, Nicolas Joseph Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D and the avengers boss "are you sure that it will be fair ?! Because you only have one eye !" Tony screamed to fury while tony puts his gear "shut up, stark !" fury yelled at tony.
Purple Team: Robert Bruce Banner, known better as, "the hulk", or like banner says, "the other guy", together with, Agent Phillip Coulson, the right eye of - *cough* I mean, the right hand of director fury and fan number one of captain america
Blue Team: Steven Grant Rogers, the mighty Captain America, the leader of the avengers and future husband of a red hair woman, partnering with his "brother in law", Clinton Francis Barton, the hawkeye, the avengers bullseye and troublemaker partner of tony stark "I see better from distance, cap" steve nodded to him "you'll take from high, while I took the ground" cap says and handed him his helmet
"okay gentleman ! The rules are these !... Nah ! They are no rules ! Just the the team who survive will be the winner ! And if only one man wins, his team will win ! Any questions ?!"
"no !" the mans said
"ok ! So we start in, three ! Two !... Battle paint !" the instructor quickly got out of the battlefield, each team got together, but the blue team split out, steve was behind a wooden barrier, and clint was nowhere to find
"steve and clint didn't got together, ja ! Error novice !" Tony said
"why ?" sam ask
"Because it's better when you're with your partner, we've go -
"shut, and let's win this shit up !" sam screamed to tony ear
"ouch ! That's my ear !" tony said while rubbing his ear "take right and I'll take left" tony and sam nodded to themselves and took cover.
"thor, we need to win this, I want that trophy in my office" fury told thor. They were hiding behind a barrel, while the god of thunder was struggling with his paintball gun
"how you fire this metallic thing ?" thor tried to slam the gun on the floor, but fury saw what he was about to do and snatch the gun from thor's hand
"like this" fury shows him the trigger "shot to everyone who is not me, okay ?" the director of S.H.I.E.L.D told him while he hide behind another barrel,thor nod and grab his gun. While they were hiding and searching for targets, fury turned to see thor that was still having problems with his gun, when nick sees coulson near the god, and aims "thor ! Shot coulson, he's behind you !"
"where, lord fu - a paintball hits on thor's helmet, making him instantly out of the game, fury sighed and peeks if coulson or anyone else is there. 'clear' nick said to himself and walked carefully to thor, alert if somebody tries to shot him. Fury knees next to thor, that was seating on the ground, holding his gun and finding out how to shot it
"return to your hammer, you're not made to shot a gun" fury grabbed thor's gun and put it on his back for more ammo
"I don't like this game !" thor yells and stood up and fury stands too
"go and seat over there"
"why ?"
Fury smirk and says "because you already lost ! Now I'm alone !" the eyepatch man sighed heavily "look, I'll give you pop tarts when we get to the penthouse, ok?"
"really !?" thor's face lights up
"yes ! Now go and see how I win this" fury points to the seats that were on the outside of the battlefield and facing to it, thor smiled and quickly got out.
Bruce and phil were in a trench, when they heard fury's voice, yelling at thor and smirked maliciously to each other "this is our opportunity to shot them"
"yeah I'll go, and you'll cover me, okay ?" the agent said "let's see if we shot anybody, stay alert if thor or fury run out"
"okay, go.. I will cover you" banner finish and they jump out of the trench, heading where fury and thor were 'talking'
"stay here, and I'll go" phil told bruce while they stop by a barrel "stay alert" bruce nods at phil and the agent goes forwards the god and the spy. Bruce wasn't the best at shooting, but at least he isn't a bad one, he watches coulson's steps closely and sees he stopped his step and points with his gun to someone
"thor ! Shot coulson! He's behind you !" bruce hear fury scream to thor
"where, lord fu - agent coulson shot at thor and runs towards where bruce was, before fury can shot him. The doc sees if fury run, but he didn't
"I shot thor, did fury escape ?" phil kneel with bruce
"no, maybe he hide" bruce said while seating and puts his paintball gun down"do you feel like this while in a mission ?"
Coulson frowns and seats next to him "what're you mean ? You've been in missions too"
"that's not what I mean, like covering each other, this adrenaline, feeling the blood rushing through your veins !" bruce yelled
"wow ! Calm down doctor banner !" phil says with a little laugh
"uhhh... sorry for that, it's cause, I'm not used to this 'soldier mode' "
"it's okay... Let's get going, before someone see us distracted" agent coulson said while standing up and bruce does too, they headed to a new target.
"I'll be the bait for tony and sam" Steve was covering himself behind a small wooden barrier, but he was talking... to 'nobody', or that's what he wanted his "frienemies" think "when they come over here, you will shot them okay ?" cap adjust his helmet and chest protection
"copy that" clint said from a kinda tree or something like that, watching of any moves were around and sees a familiar shoe "I see tony's shoe behind those barriers, over there"
Steve look where clint pointed out "yeah, I see him, stay with the plan, okay ?" clint nodded and steve starts to walk carefully toward his two friends and kneeling nearby where they were. Steve watch them closely and read their lips 'talking about girls, like always' Captain America narrow his brows seeing them talking about that, but he decide to focus on his plan, so he do low but on purpose noises, earning tony and sam's attention, steve quickly turned to see clint, seeing his signal that tony and sam were crawling to steve (why are they crawling ? by the way) anyways, steve nodded to clint and slowly walked were clint was climbed "long life to the captain amer - tony 'surprise' steve with a ambush, when a shot from nowhere was in his chest, steve quickly lift his gun and shot sam in his forehead "noooo !" Ironman and falcon said very disappointed, cause everything passed so fast, they even didn't have time to at least aim to cap or the one who shot tony, thay was probably clint hide somewhere
"we're a perfect team !" Tony screamed
"yeah... Oh man ! I wanted that trophy !" sam hit his feet with the ground like a little boy, steve smiled and confiscate their guns and says
"gentleman, please guide yourself to the exit door, please"
Sam and tony lowered their heads and go out of the field. Clint waited them to go out, so he climbed down the tree and stands next to cap "bruce and phil, took down thor, we got out two, fury is still out there, it's only three left, steve" the groom-to-be nods at him and turns to see clint
"any suggestions to bring them down ?"
"bruce is a newbie on this 'soldier mode' , like he said to me back when we're on our way to this place, fury's weakness is... well you know"
"his right side" the two partners said together and smirked at itselfs
"yes... And coulson, he's one of S.H.I.E.L.D'S best agents and have experience in this kind of stuff"
Steve sighed and looked at the battlefield "we'll separate, you take over there, near the trenches, and I'll go to the barrels" he said while giving clint sam's gun
"on your orders, cap" clint grab the gun that steve handle him and goes where cap order him.
Hawkeye walked to the trenches and climb them down. Once clint was inside the trench, he was searching for phil and bruce's sight, but no luck. He scans through the maze, but still no luck, 'not even a nibble' clint says in his mind while checking another small trench, he was about to climb out of the trench, when he hears whispers and smiles to himself knowing who was that voices 'boo-yaa !' hawkeye smirks while preparing to shot those two
"we need to see who's left" bruce said like a whisper to phil
"yeah, I'll check by -
Phil was cut by a shot in his back and seeing a shot on bruce's back too, they look to each other and turned to see clint laughing at them "I think you guys, are out !"
"awww ! not fair !" bruce yelled while throwing his gun to the ground
"well, of course it is fair, I found the perfect time to shot you guys, and the time was, when you were distracted"
"damn it, I told you not to ask about cap" bruce said again and coulson's face went red
"w-whaaaat ?!" phil blushed while seeing clint's jaw wide open "I-i wasn't asking y-you things of captain rogers !?" clint and bruce began to laugh at coulson's blushing. They still laughing until clint stops and calmed himself down "uh-huh... Okay, bye now, cap needs my help to win this !" bruce and phil nodded at him while clint climbed out the trench.
Meanwhile on the other side of the battlefield...
Captain America went towards the barrels, hoping that fury was hiding behind them, and steve was aiming every time he sees behind a barrel
"looking for me captain ?" a voice said to him and steve quickly turned out and saw fury pulling the trigger and shoot, but steve dodges more quicker, hiding fast behind a barrel to protect himself from the paint bullets thay fury was shooting at him
"you should surrender !" steve yelled while pressing his gun on his chest, the shooting stops cause he hears that fury chuckles loud "I don't wanna get fired or something like that, cus you know, you're my boss !"
"well, if you don't want that, you give up first !"
Steve let out a sarcastic laugh and says "not on your wildest dreams, fury ! I want that trophy so i can show it to natasha !"
"you'd choose the hard way, cap !" fury warned him. Steve quickly put his mind on action, so he can build a plan to get rid of fury 'how I do this ?, I need a distraction ! But how?... If only clint could be here, he would help me in something' steve thought while planning on a strategy... 'got it ! ' a plan comes to captain's head, he peeks to the battlefield to see signs of fury, but he was hiding too, maybe thinking on a plan like he was, but what fury didn't remember is that, steve was Captain America, he was great on 'last minute' plans. 'here's go nothing' steve took a breath and prepared himself to start his plan. He walk-crawls towards to another barrel and hide there, walk-crawl again to other barrel and do the same, but this time, steve could sense something behind that barrel, so he grabs tightly his gun and put his finger on the trigger, preparing to shot fury's ass... Steve stands up and he not even doubts on shot his boss on his head (helmet). Steve smiles while seeing fury's surprised face and the captain put himself straight and says proudly "my girlfriend is a spy, fury" fury still seeing him with surprise and disappointment, steve hears that clint is cheering when the instructor announce that the Blue Team won the battle, the blonde guy offers his hand to fury so he can help him to stand up, fury smiled at him and accept his hand while steve continues saying "so, she kinda teach me some things about it"
Nick claps to his friend "very proud of you rogers, since we meet, you have.. he stop for a moment to think in a right word"let's see, "improve" your skills"
"thank you, sir" Steve smiled while stretching his hand to fury
"yaaaayyyy !" Clint screamed and give steve a big hug and steve accepted happily
"that's not fair !" sam says
"we only left you win because you're the groom" tony lied
"cap ! We won !" barton still hugging steve and then broke the hug
"congratulations my friends !" thor yells and hugs them
"Thanks thor" steve said
"thor ! *choke breath* I can't breathe !" Clint was becoming purple cus no air was not oxygenating to his lungs, while steve was normal not bothering thor's strong hug
"gentleman, may I present you" the instructor takes out something behind his back and shows it to them "the glorious trophy ! Congratulations to the Blue Team !" the guy handles the trophy to steve andthey all cheer and clapped for the Blue Team: Steve Rogers and Clint Barton.
"my bachelor party is in... New Orleans gentleman's club !?" Steve yelled when he exit the limo and saw the door's sign. then he turned to see tony who was hiding behind thor "stark ! I told you a decent party, NOT your crazy stuff !"
"Capsicle, chill -
"I'm not chilling ! I was so clearly to you !" steve's face was red of anger
"cap, stop... clint came from behind of tony and pat on steve's back "look at the good part, if you don't wanna be part of tony's plans, you can have fun, drink some beer and eat" clint could feel he relax a little"if you don't wanna be part of tony's plans, you can do that"
"friend Steven ! Do not worry, I will be watching friend Anthony for you !" thor grab tony's arm like if he was a toy
"come on rogers, have fun in your stag-party ! Right coulson ?!"
Fury says to phil who was standing next to him. Everyone turns to see the agent and he blushes with all the eyes staring at him (to be more specific, because cap was seeing him) "uh-uhhh, yes ste - I mean, yes captain rogers" coulson answered. Steve was still not convinced to enter to the club, and he was taking to long to decide while they were trying to convince him and sam had enough so he yells
"are we going to enter or we are gonna wait here and see each others faces ?!" falcon finished and the men stopped talking to steve
"cap, you can leave whenever you want, and I will leave with you if you want" bruce said, all the man nodded at steve
"alright !" steve says and the mens let a relief breath, finally their captain agreed to enter to his party
"so let's enter then !" tony screamed, and he, clint and sam runs towards the entrance of the building, the pretty receptionist lady greeted them and tony quickly said thet they had a reservation for a bachelor's party on the VIP place, so the lady smile and looked at the computer "oh, mister tony stark, you and your friends are welcome, please follow me" the receptionist said and guide them to the nice and cozy place, well accommodated so the guests and the stars of the place could walk free, a bar with all the drinks that you can imagine, and what tony was expecting "a dance pole !" the black hair man says when he saw the big scenario while the clients of the club turned their attention to the man who screamed and his accompanies, that were trying to hide because of the embarrassing moment, the lady receptionist smiled at them and stops in a small area from the end "this is your table mister stark" she show the mens the area that had a great view of the main dance pole, the mans entered and sat on the seat they chosen "your lovely waitress will be here in no time" the lady exit the area and a gorgeous waitress showed up, making the attention of tony, clint and sam on her
"what can I bring to you gentlemen ?" she asked very friendly
"to start, bring two bottles of 'Le Mesnil' , and we will be more than happy to call you later if we need anything of your lovely presence" tony said with a seductive wink, making the girl smile and nod at him
"right away, sir" she said and turned around towards the bar. Tony, clint and sam whistled in surprise while seeing the waitress firm butt. Steve, bruce, fury and coulson rolled up their eyes
"stark, I feel so uncomfortable" Steve said while seeing the ladies dancing and doing lap dance with fat guys, stripping their clothes on the stage, serving the clients dressing with small and revealing clothes
"relax rogers" clint says
"cap, why you're being such a drama queen ?" tony asked
"look who's talking" fury stares at tony and the billionaire screws up his eyes at him
"definitely the girls are doing the same thing we're doing" sam continues 'cheering' up the cap
Steve lifts his brow and ask "you think ?" sam and the rest saw each other and nod to themselves, cus it was true, the girls were doing the same damn thing... So, tony snapped steve out of his thoughts and says "I have a special gift for Mr. Romanoff" tony announced the guys while they were sitting on their private VIP area. Stark gets a bag that was next to him, and handle a t-shirt to steve, cap took it and reads loud what the t-shirt said
"it says, 'last night of freedom' " cap says smiley and show it to the others and they laughed
"put it on !" thor yells
Steve smiled and put it on while the rest smirks, when he finished putting the t-shirt, tony grab the bag again and gives a t-shirt to the rest of the team and friends "we even have ours !" Tony screamed and put on his own personalized shirt that said, "steve's favorite groomsman" , clint's shirt said,"bachelor support team" , and thor's was, "keep calm and love this best man" , bruce's t-shirt says, "game fucking over" , fury's with, "buy him a shot, he's tying the knot" , coulson's say, "groom's wolf pack" , and finally sam's said, "warning, bachelor party in progress" . Steve smiles at all the funny and stupid sign of his t-shirt and the shirts of his friends.
30 minutes later...
Now they're all a little drunk, well, almost everyone (you know who can't be drunk, steve, cus his super serum, and bruce, for security). Tony went to the stage with a little trouble with not to fall and says "so ! The groom has just been through months of hell" his friends and the mens who were in the building turned their attention to him when he started talking. Steve arched his eyebrow at him, warning him to watch his words, but like always, tony ignore him "he's watched his girlfriend morph into a card-carrying bridezilla, a woman who now erupts in violence over smoked crabcakes, table decorations, and whether the wedding invitations are written in Courier or Regalia. The groom's nerves are shot; so we are doing some fun games !" Tony said excited and so the little crowd of mens, including the avengers, fury, sam and coulson. Ironman goes down and go toward the groom-to-be, tony takes his arm and leads him to the stage "what're you doing ?" Steve asked while he was taken to the stage, tony sighed and not putting attention to him "this game it's called, Swinging Dick !" Tony said and steve face went red, not wanting to know which game was about "uhh, waitress ?!" stark yells to the girl who was serving them "we need beer cans please !" the girl nodded to him and goes quickly for the requirement that tony order her "okay ! Swinging Dick rules ! So listen up ! ... It will be two teams, one of the groom, and the other for the best man... A banana is attached to a string around a player waist, hanging 12" from the ground. 6 beer cans are placed on the ground in a semicircle 8' away from the player. Using only the banana, the player must knock down all cans in 1 minute" tony finish up with the rules and they all nodded, so the groom's team, will be, well obviously steve, with clint. The best man team, thor and fury, they will team up like in the paintball battle "the team who is able to complete, wins a prize" tony said with a evil grin.
Minutes later...
"we let you win steve ! Because it's your party !" the director said while going down of the stage with thor
"yeah yeah, whatever you say fury !" Clint answered him
They smiled to each other and tony come quickly to the stage with a glass of whisky on his hand and say "team groom ! Congratulations ! Please, let me introduce your prize !" Tony ordered the two winners to seat down next to each others side. When they finally got seated down, tony grabs a microphone and announces" the prize is comimg, and they are the stars of this place !" tony screamed while two ladies came behind of them and one of the girls started to do a lap dance to steve and her friend to clint. Steve widened his eyes and his face was bright red like a tomato, while clint was enjoying the view from his seat. When that embarrassing moment for steve finish (not embarrassing to clint ;) They played some other typical games like, 'beer pong', 'I never have ever' , and had a tons of fun, and like tony said, it will be the wildest stag-party ever !...