So here's another chapter. Am I posting too much? I feel like I should start posting twice a month, but then I wouldn't want to disappoint any of you. So tell me what you guys think. I don't own DGM, Katsura Hoshino does.
Lenalee, Lavi, and Allen made their way to Mr. Dark's classroom laughing at Lavi's random topics.
"So then I said, 'I don't need your llama fur.' Then he got butt hurt and started to throw a tantrum. I'll have to remind you that he was about 60 years old, and he was throwing a tantrum like a 3 year old would." Allen and Lenalee were laughing so hard, that they had to hold their sides.
"W-what the hell Lavi, why d-didn't you take the llama fur?"
"Well, my giggly friend, I already had that one."
"Are you kidding me? You had a poor llama killed for your own satisfaction?" Allen had a deadpanned expression, while Lenalee was trembling with tears in her eyes and she was hugging Allen.
"What the hell just happened? You guys were laughing a little while ago, now you're all serious."
"That was before we knew you killed the most inspirational animal out there." Allen and Lenalee were now dressed in black and were holding a funeral for the llama.
"Aren't you guys overreacting? It was just a llama, and I'm pretty sure that it wasn't even a llama's fur."
"So you're ok with killing any animal? You criminal." Allen was now looking at Lavi with tears running down his face.
"Can we just get to class already? We're almost there."
"Lavi, you're so eager to get to class. Is someone waiting for you?"
"Yes, someone is waiting for me." Allen was surprised to hear that Lavi actually had someone waiting for him. Allen even pinched himself to check if this was reality.
"Why did you pinch yourself, beansprout? Is it that hard to believe that I have someone waiting for me?"
"Yes, it is hard to believe someone is waiting for you." The trio was about to enter the classroom, but Allen suddenly stopped in his tracks when he heard how was waiting for Lavi.
"Well Allen, if you must know, a girl named Fou is waiting for me."
"Did you just say Fou?" Allen was now trembling, and pale. The more he thought of Fou, he started to sweat more. Lavi, being an excellent observer, saw Allen's change in attitude.
"Hehehe~ Are you that scared to go into Mr. Dark's classroom now? If you want, I'll hold your hand, like I offered yesterday."
"Lavi, I'm not scared of him. He's what you call a 'kind soul'. What I'm worried about is Fou."
"You know her? I thought she was a normal person." Lavi's statement confused the almost forgotten Lenalee. Lavi then remembered that she doesn't know about Allen's identity, so he mentally face palmed.
"She is a normal person, but then again she's not. She's actually a childhood friend of mine."
"Whoa, I've been friends with a girl who was friends with my new friend. It's a small world, after all~" The damned rabbit kept singing 'It's a small world', that was until Allen got annoyed and punched the one-eyed rabbit in the stomach and bonked him on the head.
"What was that for beansprout?"
"For singing. Oh, and Lenalee, you should probably go in first. You know, ladies first."
"Allen, you're such a gentleman, it's no wonder why every girl likes you." Just as Lenalee opened the door, a bucket full of water fell on her. Her once white shirt, became transparent, and showed her undergarments. Allen was the first to move and tried to cover her. He took off his shirt, much to the girls' pleasure, and quickly put it on Lenalee.
"Are you okay?" Allen hen looked around to try to find who did it. After trying, but to no avail, he voiced his question.
"Who did this? If you speak up now, we'll all be saved from the wrath of Komui, except for the one who pulled the prank. There is not hope for you." Everyone in the room was looking at each other in horror, as they realized that Komui had a sister complex. Then, all at the same time, everyone pointed their index finger at their teacher, Mr. Dark.
"So it was you? Do you know what will happen if Komui hears about this? I'm pretty sure he's on his way, be prepared to feel the wrath of Komui, Suman." In the distance, a battle cry can be heard, along with the clanking of metal.
"HE'S HERE!" Someone in the class shouted out, which caused everyone to go into panic. Komui bust in through the wall, and started to look for Lenalee and when he found her, he went berserk.
"Who hurt Lenalee?" His ice-like tone was enough to scare everyone in the room, excluding Lenalee, Lavi and Allen. Everyone, once again, pointed their index finger to Mr. Dark. Komui's bloodshot eye darted to Suman from the top of Komulin, and was ready to charge at him.
"EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!" Every student began to run away in terror. Some students put their hands in the air, and waved 'em like they didn't care, while most just dashed out of there. Once again, Allen was the only one that was unaffected, while Lenalee was getting more embarrassed by the second, and Lavi was getting nervous of the outcome of this situation.
"NII-SAN, ENOUGH ALREADY!" Lenalee whacked Komui in the head with a clipboard. Komui then, from his spot on Komulin, toppled onto the floor.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BROTHER?" Komui asked, with boogers and tears everywhere on his face.
"Because, you're embarrassing me." Lenalee's icy tone cut through the tense air like scissors
"Uhh, hate to break it to you, Komui, but we're kind of in the middle of class. And you, the principal, scared all of the students away except for me, Lenalee, and Lavi."
"Is that wrong? I'm only protecting my little sister." Komui then looked over to Lenalee, and saw that she was glaring at him. "F-fine then I'll leave her in your protection, Allen." And with that, he left the room.
"Suman Dark." Allen, I mean Black Allen, called his teacher by his full name in an icy cold tone. His actions surprised many of the students who were barely returning to the classroom, and made their teacher fidget under the pressure of Allen's intense glare.
"Y-yes S-sire?"
"I see you haven't forgotten my voice, Suman."
"N-not once s-since I left." Poor Suman was trembling, oh and Lavi was also trembling somewhere in the back. Lenalee was just surprised because she's never seen what Lavi dubbed as 'Black Allen.' Allen then turned his attention to Lavi, and when he did, 'Black Allen' was gone.
"Lavi, I thought you said that Su- I mean Mr. Dark humiliates his new students." Allen's sudden change in attitude was enough to leave Lavi wondering if he is bipolar.
"He does, well he did, now that you scare the hell out of him, he probably won't do it anymore."
"Is that so? Mr. Dark, I would like to apologize for my behavior. Would you forgive me?" Allen was bowing to Suman, and it was scaring the poor teacher. But he knew that Allen was polite and very forgivi-
"Is that what you thought I'd say? C'mon Suman, are you still comparing me to when I was younger? People change, but I will tell you one thing," Allen went close to Suman's ear and whispered, "You've been pranked, look to your right and you'll see a hidden camera." Suman looked to his right and saw a lens hidden in between books.
"When did you have time to setup the camera?"
"When Komui got hit with Lenalee's clipboard. Didn't you see me?"
"Allen, if I saw you, you wouldn't have to explain that I've been pranked."
"Oh yeah, oops? Anyway, as you know I got my information from Lavi, and I also told him my plans. Which explains why he's so quiet right now, right Lavi?" When Allen didn't hear a response, he turned around and saw Lavi taking a nap. Allen then winked at Suman, and he already knew what Allen was up to, so he went along with it. Suman went and got a wooden plank, no one knew how, and held it over Lavi's head with a firm grip.
"LAVI WAKE UP, THERE ARE PIRATES ATTACKING THE SCHOOL!" Allen shouted, and made Lavi shoot up. This caused Lavi to feel pain on the back of his head. Allen and Suman started laughing, and kept laughing to the point where Lavi had enough and hit them on the head.
"What was that for? I thought you were my friend, Allen." Lavi started to whimper and sneakily reached into his pocket and slowly pulled out some fart bombs. He then threw them on the ground, and quickly covered his mouth and nose.
"What the hell Lavi, why fart bombs?!" Allen moved over to Lavi, to uncover his nose so he can suffer with them. Lavi, being the rabbit he was, was fast enough to evade Allen's potential attack.
"Fart bombs just happen to be an item that is always stored in my pockets."
"Do I even need to ask why they're the only items in your pockets?"
"If you must ask, I get bored in all of my classes, so I wait for a teacher to bend over and make fart noises, then I throw the 'f bomb'."
"Doesn't the phrase 'f bomb' mean fuck?"
"Not in this case beansprout, not in this case. So, we should get back to learning, right Mr. Dark?"
"Oh yeah, I have a class to teach. Okay, would you all please take out the homework you were assigned yesterday? And Allen, I would like to see you after class, so I can give you an update on the work we will be doing as of tomorrow."
"Will do, teach."
"Thank you, now, back to teaching. Please turn to page 6 in your packets." The sound of papers rustling, heck, some even tearing. Anyway, the class went along smoothly and they never had to worry about another prank, as they were forbidden in the class for the rest of the week. Then the class was soon over and while Allen was leaving the class, he felt a pair of eyes following him. He turned around, searched outside the nearby window and saw no one there.
"Déjà vu." Allen sighed and dismissed it as Sheryl spying on him again. "I'm going to have to tell Neah about that." In the distance, a silhouette could be seen hiding behind a tree. The silhouette took a phone out and dialed a number.
"This is Snake, reporting at 14:30, and I found the target. What should I do boss?"
"Nothing, just follow him, and make sure he does not leave your sight."
"Roger that, sir." The silhouette, now dubbed as snake, kept his eye on Allen.
"So, Allen, this is all that we'll be covering this week. Oh, and here's my number if you have any questions." Allen took the note and say that it wasn't Suman's phone number, but it was a note.
'Be careful, he is back in town, or so I've heard. Oh, and I can't forget about the guy watching us right now. Don't trust anyone, except for the teachers and the friends you made.' Allen seemed to know what Suman was talking about, so he left the classroom with caution. Outside, Cross was waiting for him.
"Hey kiddo, what's got you down in the dumps? Did someone try to steal your boyfriend from you?" At Cross' comment, Allen almost choked on his own saliva.
"B-boyfriend? What are you talking about you old coot?"
"Who the hell you callin' an old coot, you idiotic squirrel?"
"Are you running out of things to say, grandpa?"
"In your dreams, princess."
"Whatever, let's just go, you old baboon."
"Watch what you say, beansprout."
"WHO TOLD YOU OF THAT DREADED NICKNAME?"
"A fellow named Kanda."
"Damn that kitchen knife wielding woman." After their conversation, they drove off to their house. Allen explained the situation going on with the stalker. And let's just say that if the stalker dies by the hands of Cross Marian, he was let off easy.
Hey, sorry for the late update. I was busy procrastinating and such. So I hope you liked this chapter, and I'm happy that I actually made it over 1,000 words. Thank you for all your support; it even gave me an idea for a new story. Of course that story won't be up yet. So yeah, if I post twice a month, then the chapter would be longer. And if I post every weekend (which might kill my brain) the chapter might be around 1000-1500 words. Anyways, have a good day/night!