An: pls suspend your belief harder than usual.
Chapter 7
Superman woke up astounded when he realize he was floating several feet off the bed. He forgot how flying feels like and he amost cartwheel on air as he tied to breaststroke on air. He couldnt seemed to get the knack on grounding himself on the ground.
"Alfreddd!" superman cried as he helplessly cling to the chandelier.
The bro-bins trained to go towards danger instead of fleeing were scrambling towards superman's room in a desperate bid to shush superman from waking up Bruce.
"What in the actual f***?!" Jason gape as he watch superman trying to go hand over hand downward towards alfred who was gripping a mop to help him get down.
"Imma goin back to bed." He said with a salute. He decided he needs cuddle and so he reroute and headed towards bruce.
Bruce was so out as jason grab his arms and put it in his shoulder before he snuggle at his dad's chest.
Later
"Hahahahahahaha." dick and damian were in hysterics as they tried to put on an aerial dogfight between a balloon version of batman against superman.
"Cut it out guys!" Tim was hissing a few minutes later as he tried to untangle superman from a tree.
Superman was nearly in tears and he was almost crush tim in gratefulness as the 3rd robin chained his wrist to his so that he wont fly too high.
"So what other uncontrollable powers do you have?"bruce was dismay when he discover that his garden become a winter wonderland
Superman couldnt reply as he spit, gag, vomit crushed ice due to an uncontrollable ice breathe.
"Thats it! Im goin to my homebase! Ciao! Adios! Sayonara!" Tim finally snap especially when superman began to lit with fire everything with his laser vision. He jump dodge and roll while making his way towards the garage.
"Wait brother!" Damian normally doesnt address nor acknowledge tim as a siblingbut he is desperate to escape. "Im coming with you."
"Lets go " bruce take command as he tuck dick and jason on his armpit and bolt towards the garage as well.
"Alfred bye." Dick was screaming while waving his arm at alfred in farewell.
Alfred glare at superman who was pressing his hands over his eyes while helplessly floating at the ceiling and then at his escaping wards and sigh.
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Superman was finally, finally able to control his superpowers and is now trying to make himself smaller to avoid alfred. He was on the chandelier on the main living room when alfred return with a shotgub after declaring that he is going to put superman out of his misery. Luckily, the phone rang before alfred starts hunting.
"Wayne residence," he greeted crisply. Superman watch as he turn pale. He watch as the older man turn on the tv and collapse on the sofa with bothhands hiding his face.
Superman floated gently downward and watch the tv where the wayne family were freezing their ta-tas while a hidden camera were seeming to record them.
"f****" superman cursed and without seeming to move at all was soon dressed in his costume and the sonic boom rattled the windows.
"Bruce, damian,dick, jason where are youuuuu." Soon he was screaming in the atmosphere as he made a pass around the world.
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"Well fuck me sideways." Jason was saying amaze when he woke up to find himself inside a deep freezer with his brothers and his dad.
"Language." Tim hushed him as he tried to help damian scrape icebits and make it into a snowman.
Bruce was looking thoughtfully about trying to see a way out. Dick was busy screaming and kicking at the door in sheer frustration.
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It was a surprise when Tim was the first to go unconscious considering that among all of them he is the one who stayed and work in airconditioned places the longest.
Hebravely tried to stay awake but despite the shared body heat and exercises, he give them an apologized look before his eyes rolled up into a dead faint.
"Tim." Damian tried to slap tim awake
To no avail."you are such a disgrace." he said between yawn. He was the next to surrender. Dick had a sinking suspicion that the only reason why damian last the way he did is because he is waiting for tim to be the first to surrender. Damian kick Jason with glee before he was gone.
Dick Jason and bruce look helplessly at one another.
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Superman came back to the wayne manor hoping to get an update on the waynes condition and whereabout. He is very upset to discover that tim and damian were gone.
He decided to focus on gotham especially since previous kidnapping reveal it was usually where the wayne were when kidnapped.
The sky over gotham was soon filled with his jet trails crisscrossing at one one another Alfred meanwhile was at the city talking with lucius fox about the ransom money
Now they were down to two. Jason half heartedly tried to swipe the ice forming in his eyelids but instead he collapse on the floor.
"Jason."bruce cried as he tried to craddle his soldier in his arms. "Jasonnnn!"
"Dad...stop embarassing me…dad." Jason said faintly before he lost consciousness.
Bruce stiffle a sob before he flung himself in trying to stay awake. His inner bats was showing as fueled by rage and pain he push his body to its limit.
Superman wasnt the one who rescued him unfortunately. Superman was driving himself to a frenzy as he went scanning from warehouse to warehouse.
Gordon feels deja vu as he cover the shivering Bruce Wayne with his jacket. The first time he cover the boy, the boy was lookin lost, helpless and alone. and he was 8 years old This time though…
"Thank you jim." The man said gravely. His voice a total contrast to his furious, deadly eyes. The idiotic playboy persona was gone. Ignoring the medic's advise, bruce, after making sure that his sons made it and are stabilize, left for home.