The Prank
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice or the German language.
After a boring day at school Wally decided to go straight to Mount Justice. At least there he'd be able to cause chaos with Robin and have a bit of fun with the team.
When he was a couple of minutes away Wally had an idea. It would drive the team nuts! This is going to be awesome, he thought.
Inside Mount Justice it was fairly quiet. M'gann was trying to make cookies and Conner was watching static. Robin had gone to do some training and Artemis had just arrived. A gust of wind sounded the arrival of Wally.
"Hallo, mein freunde!" he said happily.
Everyone including Robin and Kaldur stared at him confused.
"Wie geht es euch allen?" This question was followed by silence.
"Dude, what are you on about?" asked Robin.
This is where the fun begins, realised Wally, smirking.
"Ich spreche in Deutsch!" he shouted.
There were more confused glances.
"Ich werde Deutschland, tschüss!" and with that he disappeared.
He may have told them he was going to Germany – not that they understood him. Well he would get a sausage from Germany and then find Barry.
Ten minutes later he and Barry were sitting eating dinner in Central City (Barry's house). Wally had told him all about the prank and now he was going to join in.
"I know quite a bit of German," Barry told Wally as they were running to Mount Justice, "so ask me questions and I'll try to answer them!"
"Yes!" said Wally, pleased with himself.
"Jeder ist hier!" said Barry.
"Lässt auf eine Show!" replied Wally.
"Ja!"
"Welche Art von Chaos warden wir Verursachen?" asked Wally conversationally.
"Essen Sie alle ihre Nahrung!" exclaimed Barry.
"Groβartige Idee!"
Throughout this exchange the team had decided to call a code red. This being crazy, hyper speedsters on the loose. It was called often – too often. When it happened Batman got an alert on his phone and he would then excuse himself from whatever he was participating in to help the younger heroes and sometimes the league.
Today however Batman was just sitting in the Batcave looking through files. When the alert popped up he immediately took a zeta tube to Mount Justice where he was greeted by the sight of the team looking confused towards Barry and Wally who were sitting on the sofa eating sandwiches, talking in German.
How did Batman know they were speaking German, you may ask? Because he's Batman! After a while he decided to but in.
"Was sind Sie zwei redden?" he asked.
Barry and Wally not being that surprised that he knew German courtesy of the fact that he is Batman!
Wally answered, "Die Tatsache, dass Sie Wonder Woman mögen!"
"Was! Ich nicht mag sie!" Batman shouted.
"Ja, Sie tun!" Wally and Barry said synchronised.
"Nein, ich nicht," said Batman.
This went on for another hour before it was stopped when the team were given a recon mission to complete.
Even though Batman doesn't agree, Wally and Barry believe they won, years later the team still wonder what the bat and two speedsters were arguing about.
Translations:
Hello, my friends!
How are you all?
I am speaking in German!
I am going to Germany, bye!
Everyone is here!
Let's put on a show!
Yes!
What kind of chaos can we cause?
Eat all of their food!
Great idea!
What are you two talking about?
The fact that you like Wonder Woman!
What! I do not like her!
Yes, you do!
No, I do not!
A/N – This is my German themed chapter which I hope you liked. I'm currently learning German but for this I also used a bit of google translate. If any one who read this chapter has any ideas for a Christmas chapter then please tell me because I will post one either on Christmas or Christmas eve.
cutie0612 - Thanks! Yeah he does deserve what's coming his way. I'm pretty sure she won't kill him.
7h1n9 - Thank you, I hope you liked this one as well.
May the force be with you
~superheros17