Sword Art Online and WC crossover
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Level 20 cleared." Mia said sighing as she announced this to a bar full of people, all of whom cheered and rushed for the next level while Mia merely collapsed into the empty chair at the table her guild mates were sitting at and moved all plates and cups away from her section of the table.
"You okay Mia?" Athanatos asked looking at the red head worried over her cup of tea. She seemed more exhausted than usual after a boss fight…
"I'm fine. Just got done having to endure a rant by Kaibou and Diablo again." Mia said slamming her head into the table in front of her, causing her guild mates and friends to wince in understanding and sympathy. The two males often times tried to corner Mia so that they could rant at her about how she was stealing their fame (Diablo) or Beta Trash trying to take over the game with her own personal army (Kaibou) and more often than not she only got away when she or someone else knocked them out.
"How'd you get away without calling for one of us?" Kirito asked with a sympathetic wince, he had been at the receiving end of their rants before himself and they were never fun at all.
"Knocked em both out cold and left them tied to a lamp post…upside down…from their ankles…" Mia said grinning slightly while the others began snickering as they stood up, a few wanting to go and see it for themselves. Just before they could leave the table a Message popped up in front of Kirito, causing him to open it only to bust out laughing.
"Awesome!" Kirito said laughing uproariously at the picture before showing it to the others. Showing the message to the others they all laughed at the sight of Kaibou and Diablo upside down hanging from a lamp post…in only their underwear.
"I didn't do that!" Mia said snickering amused and holding her hands up defensively when they all looked at her.
"No. That was us!" A pair of twin voices cried from the doorway, causing Iris and Athanatos to look up shocked. They knew those voices anywhere.
"Tweedle Twins! What the hell are you two doing here?" Mia asked looking shocked at the sight of the two who looked nothing alike aside from their matching mischievous grins.
"C'mon red. You know us. As soon as we heard some of your talks about the game we wanted to try it! Tried searching for you on the lower floors but you're a sneaky son of a bitch." The twin in purple armor said grinning as she walked over and ruffled Mia's hair.
"Last I checked I'm all female. You can ask my wives their opinions on my gender if you want though." Mia said with a snort as she looked at Iris, who blushed, and Athanatos, who grinned.
"Oh I can guarantee you that she's all woman." Athanatos said making most males blush bright red and have slight nose bleeds while the other women turned just as red.
"Way to go red. You not only bagged two hot older women…but you also bagged two of your teachers!" The twin in blue said snickering and making everyone stare at the three in disbelief and shock while Mia snorted and Iris turned even redder.
"Including the ever so stern Head of Detention. It's always the quiet ones who surprise you…I always did wonder what kind of things you were into." The twin in purple said smirking at Iris who turned even redder, if that was possible, and sunk down in her seat embarrassed.
"Apparently her student." The blue twin said snickering and earning a snort from the purple one.
"She also likes being bit given some of Athanatos's… tendencies in bed." Mia said leering at Iris who slammed her head into the table top in front of her, cracking it and depleting some of her life points.
"That was a given. Wonder what Miss Manners is into?" The purple twin asked looking at Athanatos with a grin on her face.
"Oh I could tell you stories so what are your in game names? Can't call you by your real ones after all." Mia asked as the twins pulled up chairs at the table and grinned at the red head.
"That's Raven and that one is Winter. Of course I used Eldora as my name." Another voice called from behind the two while there was a snort from another girl.
"Of course you did." A final girl said looking amused as two teenagers around Mia's age walked over grinning.
"Oh like picking the name Morgana is any better." The teen with green hair said nudging the pink haired on playfully.
"Pull up a seat ladies." Mia said grinning as she looked at her friends from real life on Earth. The two couldn't be more different if they tried. One was wearing dark cloths and armor with long spiky green hair and a sword strapped to her side, the other was in pink/purple cloths and armor with long straight pinkish hair and a small dragon around her neck.
"Nice to see you again Flame but we don't need chairs. We've already got some." 'Eldora' said grinning as she sat on 'Winters' lap, the blue clad twin wrapping her arms around the girl.
"I swear you have no shame." 'Morgana' said rolling her eyes only to yelp and blush when 'Raven' grabbed her and pulled her down to sit in the purple clad woman's lap.
"You're just a prude. You two have been married for like six months now, you can sit on her lap you know?" 'Eldora' said grinning as 'Morgana' blushed brightly.
"I don't know which of you I should threaten not to hurt who. On one hand the two friends who hide me from the pink and stupid, on the other my two friends since diapers…Tweedle Twins you hurt my sisters and I'll burn you to ash, then revive you to do it again." Mia said looking at the twins with her eyes becoming draconic for just a split second, making them both pale.
"Really Bl-Mia? I have literally been ignoring you for several months and you're still overprotective?" Eldora asked looking surprised and making Mia shrug her shoulders.
"You're my one of my sisters."
That was all the answer that was required.
