How dare you

A/N: Sorry it took me so long to get back to this.

Sombra's POV

I don't believe I'm being stuck with this nuisance for an hour; it's as if fate enjoys putting me in the most annoying situations. I grumbled as the chaos god continued talking about nothing in particular while holding me no less.

"You should try it, Sombra." He blurted, smiling widely.

"Try what, exactly?" I asked, slightly fearful of the answer.

"Why, I'm sure you've had a couple of mares in your life."

I shook my head at his comment, deciding to ignore him as he continued yammering on. Well, I would be ignoring him if he wasn't so loud. What did I do to deserve this? I haven't done much, really.

"I'm back." Came the almost silent announcement of my savior.

Meeting Fluttershy at the door, I helped her with the bags she had. No wonder why it took her so long to get back; what does she need tree bark for? How do you sell tree bark? And what's this purple stuff in a jar?

"You're staying the night, Discord. I don't want you in that nasty storm." Said Fluttershy, patting Discord's hand.

I grunted as he shot me a grin, promising no good from it. I didn't think I'd have to spend the night in the same house as the chaos god. This can't get any worse.

A/N: I'm really sorry; it took me forever to update this. I've been extremely busy with school, and have barely enough time to write along with submitting things for my creative writing class.