Warnings: swear words this and that and whatever else there is.
I know I forgot to put Naruto in the disclaimer last chapter sorry.
Disclaimer: I do not own any character or plot from Bleach or Naruto.
Staring in shock at the creature before him, Ichigo closes his mouth with an auditable click.
"Well" If cats had eyebrows this one would have one of them raised with an amused smirk.
"Yoruichi, what hhhow did you get here?" still gaping at the surprise of seeing one of his mentors.
*Poof*
As the dust cleared revealing a tone dark tan skin woman with long purple hair and very naked.
"GAH! Put some clothes on." Throwing any fabric in reach to the woman. His blush returning full force.
"Kisuke sent me, I'm here to bring you back." Giving an amused grin at her once students' reaction. 'So fun to tease' wrapping the thrown sheet like a togabefore calling out "It's safe now."
Still not facing her Ichigo peeks over his shoulder before turning around.
"What do you mean to bring me back? I thought that he was having trouble still."
"He was, it's just now stabilize enough to where it will allow two people thru."
"Only two people?" Asked in a sadden whisper.
Seeing the downcast expression on Ichigos face, Yoruichi plops down next to him, puts her arm around his shoulders, and leans him into the crook of her neck. She knows the reason for that look. They were too slow getting here before the boys made a connection, now the separation will be near impossible, Kisuke had to come up with a plan so that the boys could stand being apart for a while, maybe never to see each other again. The thought would bring tears to anyone's eyes but Yoruichi had a job to do, she will help her student after everything settles down after the war. That war, it's the only reason why Ichigo can't be with the one he's meant to be with.
"Ichigo" she says in a soft tone, "You know that you can't be together, you both have responsibilities in your respected worlds. And I bet the Minatos home won't just let him go where he wants either."
"But-
"Excuse me, but I think you should let me have a say on what I can't or can be allowed to do."
Storming out of the trees was a very angry spikey blond who moves to sit in front of Ichigo as if shielding him from Yoruichi's words. The position is notice by the woman, who moves some distance from Minato treating him like she would a dangerous animal protecting his mate.
Hoping giving her most disarming smile she sticks out her hand in greeting.
"Hi there, you must be the one who's made lit Ichi a very happy man." Trying to lighten up the mood and hoping the blond will let his guard down.
"I am and who might you be?" ask with a note of venom.
oOoOo
(Minatos point of view)
Watching his lover stomp out of the camp Minato lazily waits a few minutes before getting up and stretching out cramp muscles. Doing a few chakra exercises, Minato jumps into the nearest tree and follows the trail left by Ichigo. 'I think I'll show Ichigo some stealth exercises, it would be fun to play with him then.' Chuckling at all the fun he plans to have with his new lover Minato free falls to the ground, but before he so much as takes one step he hears a unfamiliar male's voice and Ichigo talking.
'Who is that?' peeking over a bush he only sees Ichigo and a black cat. 'Is that a nin animal?'
Curiosity turns to shock when the suppose nin animal is surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Worry for Ichigo Minato braces his legs to jump in front of him, but before he could there is a feminine laugh from the smoke. Staring wide eye at the spot where a cat use to be was a naked woman.
'What the hell, is this some kind of perverted ninjutus?'
"Yoruichi!" he heard Ichigo cried, "Gah! Put some clothes on!"
His shock turn to irritation at the woman (now named Yoruichi) when she made his Ichigo start to blush. But what made him angry was when Yoruichi said that they would have to separate. Seeing Ichigo starting to get distress Minato stood up and stomp out of his hiding place.
"Excuse me, but I think you should let me have a say on what I can't or can be allowed to do."
Seeing the surprise and cautiousness in the women's eyes Minato internally smirks.
"Hi there, you must be the one who's made lit Ichi a very happy man." Throwing her hand and showing a smile that did not reach her ears.
"I am and who might you be?" ask with a note of venom.
"Oh me? I'm one of Ichigos teachers, just call me Yoruichi."
"Minato Namikaze" still unsure about the woman, Minato pushes Ichigo further behind him.
"Quite doing that!" shouted Ichigo
"Mmm, doing what."
"Quite pushing me away from Yoruichi. Your acting like your jealous." It dawn on him, "Oh my god. You are jealous of her aren't you?" Grinning at the blond Ichigo was trying to keep his laughter inside but was failing.
"Ha! Why should I be jealous when I've already have you?" turning his head just enough that when he leaned back their lips would touch. Giving a light kiss Minato pulls Ichigo from behind him into his lap with is back facing his chest. Making a show of themselves, Minato lays his head atop Ichigos and nuzzles his nose in the orange hair while running his hand up and down Ichigos sides. Dangerously coming close to going under the hem of his pants.
Seeing Ichigo turn such a lovely color of red Minato couldn't help the devious smirk he sends the cat woman. Daring her to say anything. But to his surprise she doesn't but send a smirk of her own.
"Wow Ichigo, I see that you have gotten very bold. Who would've thought that the prudist boy I help train would be so comfortable with showing off his sexiness." Looking at Minato when she said it, 'two can play this game boyo' then grinning even wider at Ichigos wide eyes and gapping mouth.
Minato not amused drag Ichigo back towards mentality calling the cat woman every man he knew, 'Dam werecat.'
oOoOo
Yoruichi was very glad she came here, not only is able to use new ways to tease Ichigo, but she had found a new person to pick at. 'It's too bad that this is going to be short lived' she thought with a sigh, 'There's no telling know far I can go with this new kid.' Looking from her perch in a tree, Yoruichi was watching her two charges whispering to one another, 'As if I didn't know what their up too, but I'll let them try to escape.' Leaning back with her arms behind her head, 'who knows they actually might give me a run for my money.'
Pretending that her attention was elsewhere, Yoruichi calmly and quietly move just so that her charges would think that she asleep. Keeping one eye half open she watch the boys or rather Minato throwing Ichigo over his shoulder, disappear in a flash of yellow. Stretching her arms she gets up and starts homing in on Ichigos spiritual pressure.
"Heh, let the game begin." She says to no one before flash stepping towards them.
oOoOo
Unaware of their guardian's watchful eyes Minato brings Ichigos head down closer and starts talking to him in a low whisper.
"Ichigo, we're going to make a break for it." Rubbing his hand on Ichigos neck, "I'm taking you back to Konaha."
"Are you kidding she'll catch us, she's the fastest woman on two legs." Looking at bit shock but excited at the prospect of staying with Minato.
"Don't worry, I'm that fastest MALE on two legs." Throwing Ichigo over his shoulder before he could protest Minato uses his new Hiraishin technique and disappears.
Appearing a near the edge of the barrier and placing Ichigo on the ground, Minato creates two shadow clones and sends them to the west and south hoping to send Yoruichi on a wild goose chase.
"You bastard"
Hearing his lover, Minato looks down to a daze; disoriented; and slightly sick Ichigo. Smiling sheepishly Minatos leans down and helps the now annoyed orangette up.
"Sorry about that, I had to give her the slip" Minato apologizes as he nibbles on Ichigos neck.
"Your cheating, don't nibble on me and apologize at the same time."
Trying his best not to moan at the light touches Ichigo couldn't help it when his hips rub against Minatos.
"Don't do something your not willing to start, .go."
Grinding his hips back onto Ichigo, Minato turns his attention on the neck and shoulder junction and attacks it leaving the mark he'd placed there appear again.
"As much as I love to ravish you here I want to put as much distance as I can between us and the she devil as I can." Picking Ichigo up Minato gives the clearing one last look before again disappearing in a yellow flash.
oOoOo
'Smart brat' looking at the cloud of smoke that use to be a clone of Minato and Ichigo. Sighing 'I guess I'll play around some more before going after them.'
Heading off to the second clone Yoruichi couldn't help the sick grin that spread across her face at the thought of getting even with the blond brat.
"Use your time wisely boys." She says out loud, "I'm coming for you."
Like a cat stalking a mouse her eyes gleam with mischief before flash stepping in front of the second clone.
"Make sure he gets this." Grabbing the clones she easily pops the Ichigo look alike but holds on the Minato clone.
"I know where you are and I can stop you from leaving, but at least make this a bit more fun."
Raising her hand and bring it on hard on the blond clones head and sending her message back to the original. Turing to the west where the boys are headed Yoruichi arrives a few seconds before they do.
Standing on a tree limb she calls out.
"The games over boys come out now, it's time to go back to our respective worlds."
"Oh I don't think so Miss Yoruichi." Minato steps out of the shadows enjoying the tick mark on the woman's head, "I afraid that you lost this game."
"Oh, what makes you think that." Crossing her arms and tilting her head to the side, Yoruichi notices that Ichigo isn't with the blond.
"Simple really, you just fell for the oldest trick in the book." Giving her a shit eating grin Minato makes a hand sign before throwing what could've been a weapon but wasn't causing the cat woman to jump to the side and hearing Minato call out.
"Now Ichigo!"
Realization dawns on Yoruichi as the ground surges up beneath her, before she knows it she swinging from the tallest tree incased in a rope net. Struggling to get out she just happens to see Minato grab Ichigo by the waist as he throws his hand down yelling.
"Reverse summoning jutsu." Both boys disappear in a cloud of smoke.
Knowing that it's her fault for being caught by a simple trap and the fact that she also has to tell Kisuke of her failure doesn't help her situation either. Yoruichi isn't looking forward to the conversation she going to have.
"Well shit."
oOoOo
(Konoha)
It's been five days since his only student disappear, and still no sign of him. Wonder if not for the first time what was going on in the brats head at the time Jiraiya can only shake his head as he paces the training field Minato was last at for any clues as to his whereabouts.
Stuck between worry and the need to throttle his student for doing something idiotic the old sage stood next to three tree stumps, leaning back to look over the field one last time lost in thought at the idea that Minato will never be found. Sighing at his thoughts Jiraiya doesn't notice the seal on the ground but he does feel and hear the thud of two bodies hitting the dirt.
"uuff."
"You alright Ichigo?" came a lovely familiar voice and another not so familiar.
"Yeah, I think so just dizzy."
Spinning around Jiraiya instantly sends a messenger frog to the Hokage and then marches over to the two down boys. He grabs Minato in a bear hug and then slaps him upside the head.
"OW, what was that for sensei?"
"You idiot don't do something like that again." He playfully growls out to the blond.
"Um Minato" came an uncertain voice of the other boy.
Turning towards the other boy Jiraiya zeros in on the boys bight orange hair then trailing down his body before going back to his face meeting two brown eyes with specks of gold. Of course what surprised him wasn't the orange hair kid, but the growl he was hearing from Minato. 'Did he just growl at me?'
Said blond walks over to the orange head and helps him up before wrapping his arms around the boy's waist. Looking directly into Jiraiya eyes and saying the last thing Jiraiya expected.
"Sensei, this is Ichigo," pointing to the now name boy, who gave a little wave, "He is my lover and mate and I plan to keep him here in Konaha."
When his mind finally caught up Jiraiya yelled out one word.
"WHAT!"
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Chapter end
Ok I have decided to add a few more chapters to this story. I had originally plan on a 5 to 6 chapter story but then I felt that it needed a bit more. So please enjoy and expect more chapters.
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