Warnings: this is a sort of side short story that could be part of the main but it's not really. It was just an idea that has been stuck in my head and I finally had to put it down. Mentions of m-preg. But nothing else to worry about. I might write another one but I don't know yet.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Bleach or Naruto.


Ichigo and Minto have been enjoying a few months together since Ichigo received his memories back and they have been spending that time in the most imaginable ways. But for the past few weeks Ichigo has been waking up feeling sick but both had put it down to being a cold. But Ichigo's zanpakuto have other ideas on why he was sick.

(inside Ichigo's inner world)

"Hey old man come here I found something," a white copy of Ichigo yelled.

And older man with wavy brown hair sighs in annoyance. "What could you have found that we haven't already seen?"

"Look here I found this glowing ball of light," the white blade said.

"What ball of-

The sight of a pulsing ball had the old man freezing before Shiro had to back away as waves of killing intent rolled off the older of the two blades.

"Hey old man? you all right?" Shiro asks nervously.

"Do something with that while I am gone," the man commanded.

"And where are ya going?" Shiro asks only to see the old man gone. Looking every which way and seeing nothing but buildings. "Well what got up his ass," he mutters. "And what the hell does he want me to do with this put it in cold storage?"

The ball pulses and starts to float away.

"hey get back here!" Shiro shouts racing after the ball.

(Outside Ichigo's inner world)

Minto was sleeping happily by his orangette and he would have stayed if it wasn't for the sudden feeling of death. He sits up in bed scanning their room for threats but when finding none he gets out of bed to check the rest of the house.

When he reaches the living room his throat is caught by a blue eyed young man looking like he would kill Minto the moment that he moved.

"You will take responsibility now Minto Namikaze and I'll make sure that you do or you will be facing my blade." The teen stated.

"Um what?" the blond asks.

"Ichigo now cannot be put in harm's way for now on and you're the reason for it."

"What happen to Ichigo?"

"But for now I'll be teaching you why you should use protection during your times with Ichigo."

Still confuse Minto only had a minute before he quickly flickers out from the teens grasp as a black katana landing where his head was at.

"What the hell," he shouts. "What did I do?"

"Ichigo is carrying your child you fool."

"HUH."

"Now take responsibility; Getsua Tenshou!"

"Wha wait wait! Hold on!"

Minto doesn't get to say anything else as Zangetsu chases him out of the house and all over the Sereitiei. Back with Ichigo who had woken up due to the explosion wonder what was going on when he sees that Minto isn't there he starts to get up but he flops back down when he starts to feel dizzy.

"Slow down King, no need to worry it's just an old man teaching someone for knocking up their kid." The blade says.

"oh," Ichigo says falling back to sleep ignoring the cries of pain in the distance.

(inner world)

Shiro leaned against the old man's pole with the little pulsing ball tuck safely in his robes. When he finally caught it he finally figures out what the old man was so angry about. He couldn't wait to see how his King reacted to the news.

"Just you wait little one I am going to teach you all my tricks and you are going to tormented King so much." He coos.

With Ichigo back to sleep he listens to Minto's cries of pain and couldn't help but laugh at the old man's overreaction. He properly should have told King that he could carry life due to his hollow side but thought that it would be funny if he didn't.

"This is going to be good." He muses.

Soon the old man shimmers back and takes his place back on his pole. He looks very satisfied and Shiro had to know what he had done to the blond sissy.

"I only showed him my displeasure," was all he said much to Shiro's annoyance.

"Hump well fine be that way." The white being huffs acting childishly. "I call dibs though on teaching the kid."

"Not if I get to him first." The old man fires back.

"Bring it on old man."

"By the way where did you put that ball? It needs to go back to his core so it can grow." The old man says changing the subject.

"Sheesh its fine the brats safe and sound and yes I will put it back so I can spoil it after its born." Shiro says.

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