Author note: People I am not going to do have Bowser do anything extreme to them alright? As much as I hate the directors I don't wish death on them or wish I could beat them up or anything like that. (Also this fanfic is inspired by the Bring Me All Your Eldery Fanfic just so you know, I might even include a reference to it at some point)

Part 2

In which Bowser goes to Wario's castle so that he can pay him to make him what he needs.

The next morning Bowser got out of bed and went to Kamek's room only to find him on a iPad reading something

"What are you reading there, Kamek?" Bowser asked, Kamek not expecting his leader to walk on him just now was startled and and almost pissed himself

"Lord Bowser" said Kamek who was clearly startled than he should have been "You gave me a fright, I didn't expect you to walk in just now it's 8:08 in the morning."

"Sorry about that Kamek." said Bowser "Probaly should have told you yesterday, anyways you going to tell what you have been reading?"

Kamek breathed heavily through his nose nervous to tell him what he had discovered but he managed to spit out, "You know how yesterday I pointed out that we were video game characters something that we have know for a long time and now I just realized how strange it is we were even able to watch that awful movie in the first place with one of those reasons being Disney doesn't even exist in our universe. well, it turns out it goes deeper than that, we are in a fanfic called Oh That Must Be Mario, Better Late Than Norm written by Garchomp65"

Bowser was somewhat stunned but took it relatively well realizing suddenly it all made sense now for reasons that should be obvious.

"Wow how did I not realize this before?" asked Bowser "Suddenly I now have questions like "Do I even have control over myself or am I just a puppet?"and "Why would the author write a fanfic just to express her gripes with the movie? At least I think the author is female since most fanfiction writers are female after all."

Suddenly out of nowhere a piece of paper came floating down from some sort of portal, Bowser grabbed it and and look at it "Holy crap it's a message from the author of this fanfic! I'll read what it says" The paper had this typed onto it: To Bowser my favorite video game villain actually I am male but I understand why you thought I was female, also one of the reasons why I wrote a fanfic was because even if they made a third movie I doubt it would be any good and plus it's extremely unlikely they would include Mario by this point since as your son said back in the previous chapter they made a stupid excuse for why they did not him in the first movie and also because Rich Moore LIED about putting Mario in the second movie something that I will NEVER forgive him for or at least not anytime soon. P.S Do be careful in the real world it's not like the Mushroom Kingdom you know, good luck From Garchomp65

"Well that was just weird and unexpected." said Bowser "Well I do wonder why the author just doesn't make us end up in the real world with no explanation since this is a fanfic but there is no time to think about now we have to get to Wario's castle so Kamek please go get my Koopa Clown Car. "Yes sir" said Kamek relieved that Bowser had not taken this truth about being in a fanfic too badly

A few minutes later they arrived at Wario's Castle but they were not at the door because they were discussing the plan on how they would pay Wario the money he wanted. "Lord Bowser" said Kamek "shouldn't we have brought young master Bowser Jr. along? He might be able to help out with the plan." "Don't worry about it" replied Bowser "we can do this without my son's help and besides he wants to talk with his friend Tiago over in Rio De Janeiro anyway, How he manages to talk with him I am not entirely sure since he lives in another universe, doesn't even have his own phone and he and his family live in the amazon for a lot of the year now or at least they try to but it hasn't quite stuck yet for several reasons that will take too long to explain right now but that's not important right now, I will tell you more about it later but anyways hears what we are going to do."

"All I need you to Kamek is for you to use your magic to make more coins, money or whatever if Wario demands a higher price than the one were offering for him to make the invention we need." Bowser explained "You got that?" "Yes I do" said Kamek "Good" said Bowser as he knocked on the door, Wario opened the door and said "What do you want? I'm busy here making my plan to get revenge on Masahiro Sakurai for excluding my brother Waluigi AGAIN. So state your purpose before I steal any money you may have on you because I don't have time for things that don't involve money"

Bowser cleared throat and said "Okay so here's the deal we want you to make a machine to get us to the real world so well we can get some revenge on some people don't worry it's nothing violent but it's personal so in exchange how many coins will make it for?

Wario though about it and then said "I will do it for 1 million coins and that's final, do we have a deal? Bowser relutantly said yes even though he really didn't like it thankfully Kamek didn't have to make a crap amount of coins since Bowser enough with him to pay most of it off.