Hiruzen Sarutobi was an old man, who had studied so much in his life that he had gained the name 'Teacher' for his impressive knowledge and desire to give that knowledge to others. In the fifty odd years as a Shinobi under the leaf he had seen many things, done many more, and expanded knowledge and peace to his village. So it was no surprise when the man sat down and had finished a calming pipe he turned to the teenager with the girl virtually draped over him and said…

"Could you please explain Naruto, why you have Goddess in your lap and the wish you just brought upon my village?"

However he knew it was easy to see that neither the Tall lanky experienced Jounin nor the barely a day old Genin knew WHY he knew it.

"Hmm. A Megami-sama, Hokage-sama? I thought they were merely a myth."

"Anosa Anosa! Jiji How come you know about Goddesses?"

Yeah you could tell who asked what.

"No myth, It seems our little Genin got a divine greeting when he arrived home, proceeded to be chased by it causing a ruckus throughout my streets, then wished for something just before you caught them. As for why I know…" Naruto leaned forward in his seat eagerly awaiting the Teacher to begin his lesson. "Is something you'll have to ask miss Goddess when she wakes up." Naruto happy look folded in on itself and only the sleeping girl in his arms prevented the Genin from face faulting. "Now then Naruto, what was the wish, because the Ultimate Force, a power beyond all comparison that ALL mortals and even the immortals themselves must obey, could reek havoc upon the masses if a remark or action done against the wording of the wish happens." Old Sarutobi was replaced by Hokage Sarutobi, and the ninja's eyes broke no barter or compromise. Naruto gulped.

"No one mentioned that to me, aw man aw man I don't wanna hurt anyone! That's not good at all Jiji!"

"Relax Naruto, I doubt what you asked could possibly hurt anyone, merely tell me what you asked for and I will see the danger."

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A Jinchuriki's Goddess

Chapter Three: Ah! The Ultimate Force no Jutsu!

By

Hibiki

Ah Megami-sama and Naruto are not my creations. Characters and Places used here are not my own. All rights to their owners Fujishima Kosuke and Kishimoto Masashi.

Adding now and for future chapters:

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

Flashback

"KYUUBI or DEMONIC VOICE"

"Aira/Spellcasting or Jutsu"

"English or English based words (I.E. Holy Bell, Noble Scarlet, World Of Elegance, Switchu On! Enginru STARTO!)" (Mostly the Keiichi bunch, or gods and demons will use these.)

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"I'm getting too old for this shit." Sarutobi mumbled as he rubbed his forehead under the large hat as he contemplated what Naruto had wished for. "Why didn't you just wish to become Hokage, then I wouldn't have had to deal with this."

"Well, Urd-chan mentioned it would be like cheating and I want that hat legitimately so I thought about other things."

"I wish she would wake up I've never heard of such a wish before, the forces at work on this could be astronomical." Sarutobi remarked taking another large puff from his pipe.

"I dunno what's wrong, I'm getting worried too Jiji." replied Naruto.

"She's fine, only out of power, Naruto." Urd's voice echoed in his ear making him look around for a source.

"Urd?" He called out, when the two other men looked to him as if he was crazy he defended himself. "I can hear her talking."

"I'm in your ear, I was a division farthest from you when you wished so I managed to escape the effects, but I can't join her without falling asleep too." Sitting well inside his eardrum a tiny Urd spoke.

"She says she's out of power." He tilted his head to the side listening in. "And that she needs her medium to regain it…. Sake. Jiji you have any here?" Sarutobi quirked an eyebrow but opened up a drawer and pulled a small nightcap sized bottle from the rear.

"You're lucky I like to indulge from time to time."

"Okay Urd, now what do I do with it?"

"Since I am out like a light I need you to force me to drink it. You'll need to take a swig of it then tilt my head back and…."

Naruto's whole face turned red.

"K-k-ki…"

"What is it, Naruto?"

"Can you and … him look away for a second?" The two older men eyed one another, smirking as they each thought their own dirty thoughts, and turned away giggling like they each were thinking of their favorite Icha Icha chapter. 'Pervy creeps.'

Naruto sighed, grasping the sake then focused on her lips. Steeling himself he took a mouthful, cupped her chin, and went for it.

As the liquid passed to her all he could focus on was the softness of her lips, the warmth of her skin, and… the fact now her tongue was shoved halfway down his throat looking for more of the sweet liquid.

"Mmm.. MMM! Mhp!" He tore away from her with a loud wet smack gasping for breath and flushed beyond belief.

"Mmm. Sake, Naurto." He pushed the bottle into her hands and as she chugged it he tried to calm himself while the two other men not quite so obviously stared at them. When the bottle was done she gave a satisfied sigh and stretched catlike before wrapping her arms around Naruto's neck, a beaming smile on her flushed face. "Thank you, Naruto." So much for calm.

"N-n-n-no Pro-p-problem." A not so subtle cough returned attention to the old man in the chair.

"Hem hem. Now that you are back on your feet, Megami-sama, can you please explain to us what happened?" Kakashi requested.

"Hmm, sure. Naruto's wish was stronger than most, and like my sister when this happened to her, it took more out of me than expected. Only, I am a Goddess Second class, so my powers are weaker than hers and I collapsed while she only got dizzy. Hmm, I guess the powers of a first class would be pretty nice, but I still can't stand the responsibilities." She looked away for a moment as that same smile, the one Naruto recognized and was beginning to dislike, appeared. Naruto spoke up to distract her.

"So Jiji, this Ultimate Force Jutsu thing it's not gonna take out the village or nothing right?"

"I doubt it, but let's see what set's it off. How about you two stand up for me." They did. "Now stand on the either side of the room." They did. "Now Kakashi, stand in between them." The Jounin started.

"ah.. Um… Hai." The silver haired man sounded rather less enthusiastic about that but did as asked.

"Still nothing. Fine then." He took a deep breath then turned to Naruto, his eyes flashing. "NARUTO I FORBID YOU TO SEE URD EVER AGAIN!"

[FOOSH!] The leaves in his pipe exploded sending ash onto his hat, thus setting it on fire.

"AHHH MY HAT!" Naruto and Sarutobi screamed as they both ran around the room trying to put it out. Urd and Kakashi both face palming at the two.

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"Maa maa, it's alright." Kakashi chided softly to the broken hearted Uzumaki who held part of the remains with a look of utter devastation. "It's an easily replaceable thing."

"Well. Now we know it will act only if someone tries to intervene with the direct meaning of the wish." A blacken scalped Sarutobi smiled a bit deranged. "It shouldn't be a problem. However, I'll still feel better if you two stayed close, just in case. Thankfully your teacher is already notified of the changes in his team." He reached forward, before parting with a headband before Urd. The two teenagers started.

"What's that for? I'm not one of your ninjas." She remarked, eyeing her nails.

"Yeah not to mention she's not really this age!" Naruto demanded, slamming his hand down on his Jiji's desk.

"Oh?" Sarutobi turned to the goddess.

"Right, I'm a little tired of being this way anyway. Men get your jaws ready to…" She disappeared in a plum of smoke. Only to reappear exactly as she did before. "…Drop? What's going on?" She deadpanned.

"I thought so, you granted the wish in that form, and caused a error in your matrix, harmless in all regards but it simply says, that is your actual body."

"My… actual… body?" She ran a hand over it as if for the first time. "WAHH, SKULD IS EVEN MORE ENDOWED THAN ME NOW!" (Note: This is some time after events in AMG manga is currently at so Skuld is more like 16ish looking. Sue me you all know you'll get nothing.)

"This is for your benefit too, if Yggdrasil uses the Ultimate Force indiscriminately, it could crash, Heaven would be in dire straights." Urd's eyes narrowed as she calmed and took in his words.

"Fine Fine." She took it, looking at the hitai-ate a moment then gave him the patented Urd/Hild glare. "One of these days Jii-san, we'll figure out how you got a hold of those scrolls." The Hokage laughed good naturedly.

"Perhaps. But until that day I'll enjoy holding one over even the Elders on that. If that is all, we'll see you at the team naming. Pleasant dreams… Naruto." You could almost hear the demonic laughter and organs playing as the doors closed behind the two.

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"Pleasant dreams he says…" Naruto mumbled as he lay on his floor, only a thin sheet covering his form. "He knew I only had one bed."

Above him, pleasantly sleeping away the early morning, a goddess rested.

"Man… I bet he was thinking something naughty too. Ero-Kage."

'Still, she's here. She's helping me, and maybe.' He looked to the ceiling. 'Maybe I can help her too.'

"Right! Tomorrow is the start of everything!" He muttered clenching his fist.

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Alright so there you go, chapter 3. We see a small taste of the Ultimate force's power, and Sarutobi seems to know more than he should. My my. Red and Review at your leisure, just remember the more I get the faster I go.

So take the Ultimate force, and Urd, and put them into 'Naruto: Chapter 3: Sasuke' and guess what'll happen next in:

NEXT CHAPTER: Ah! Ultimate Force Rapid Fire!

Till then, ja.