"That is one massive shiner!" Hodgins stepped closer to get a good look. "Must have been some big guy."
Wendell blushed. "Can we just get to work?"
'Not until I hear what happened…"
"Seriously?"
"Yep. Let's hear it."
"Okay, it's like this. Dr. B and I went to watch Booth play hockey last night. Booth's team won. After the game the team decided to go celebrate, and Dr. B and I went, too."
"We're at this sports bar, and the Capitals/Flyers game is on. The place was pretty crowded with Capitals fans, including the guys from the team Booth had just played. Well, the Flyers scored twice in 5 minutes. Booth had drank a couple of rounds by then, so he starts singing the Flyers fight song."
Hodgins interrupted. "Wait...hockey teams have fight songs? And Booth was singing?"
Wendell shook his head. "l think maybe Booth made up the song. He's completely tone deaf anyway so who knows what it was supposed to sound like."
"True…"
"The guys from the other team start giving Booth a hard time about what his singing sounds like. Booth says, 'My wife is the smartest woman in the world, and she thinks I sing just fine.' Of course, Dr. B says, 'Yes, I am quite intelligent.'. She'd had a few rounds, too, by this time."
The guy next to me says 'she can't be too smart if she thinks you can sing' and the other one says 'she can't be too smart since she married you.' It was too much for Dr. B. So she took a swing...but she missed the guy standing next to me, and popped me in the eye instead."
"So you got that black eye from Dr. Brennan? Dude... Remind me never to get on her bad side!"