Hidan for winter winds, with a "dialogue only" style that I've been meaning to experiment with for a while. :)
Disclaimer: I suppose since these are required, I must say, "I do not own anything of this fic but the idea!"
x — devotee
"So… you a virgin?"
"What kind of a question is that?"
"Yo, lady, don't get your panties all up in a bunch. Just answer my damn question!"
"Well… y-yeah, I am… I do work in a shrine as a—hey, what do you think you're doing!"
"Oh, I'm taking you to go see Jashin-sama."
"Put me down, you psycho!"
"No can do. You're going to be this month's official sacrifice, Ms. I'm-an-oh-so-pure-fucking-priestess."
"Wha—INUYASHA!"
From fanaticism to barbarism is only one step.
—Barbara Grizzuti Harrison
Author's Note: Gotta love that religious fiend of Akatsuki.