Chapter 2
The Next Morning

"Al, get off me," Ed mumbled sleepily. He tried to push what he believed to be his brother's sleeping body off of him. However, it soon became apparent that "Al" was actually two people. When he finally managed to wriggled out of the bed, he noticed two things. One, he had been under the corpses of Cullen and Bella, and two, he was covered in blood.
"Yup just another morning. Nothing strange about this at all," he said sarcastically. He walked into the kitchen.
"Moooorning," Bo said, pouring herself a cup of coffee, "Want some?
Ed stared at her, "Do I know you? Where am I? And why the Hell are there dead bodies in the other room?"
"No, Forks, Washington, and me and Iris-chan killed them," Bo said calmly, "Now do you want coffe or not?"
"Sure, whatever," Ed waved his hand.
Bo poured a cup of coffee and handed it to Ed.
"Wait did you say you KILLED those people?!" Ed spit out his coffee.
"Yeah, me and Iris-chan both," Bo said, "You should probably take a shower."
"You killed them though!" Ed shouted.
"You don't remember last night, do you?" Bo asked him, "Mist-san was freaking out so we thought it'd be a good time to finally kill them."
"What…?" Ed asked, "Mist's here? Why was she freaking out?"
"You were REALLY drunk last night. You started making out with Bella," Bo explained.
"Who?" Ed asked.
"The girl on the bed," Bo explained.
"Hm, Ed said, "So you killed her just because I drunkenly made out with her? What about the guy?"
"His name is Edward Cullen. And me and Iris-chan were planning to kill them long before you got involved."
They heard the sounds of Bill Nye from the living room.
"Sounds like someone's awake," Bo said. She walked into the bathroom. When she came back, she was holding Cullen's clothes, which she threw at Ed.
"Get a shower," she commanded, "When you're done, put these on. We'll wash your clothes later."
"Ooookay?" Ed said, walking into the bathroom.

An hour later, they were driving in Cullen's car. Ed was wearing Cullen's clothes, while Bo and Iris were wearing Bella's clothes. Since Mist was not asleep under the corpses, and she had nothing to do with the murders, she just wore her normal clothes, though she did steal a pair of Bella's boots. The stopped at Dunkin Donuts for breakfast.
"At least Winry-chan won't kill you, "Mist said when they were driving again, "Maybe just maim. Or seriously injure."
"No, she's still gonna kill me," Ed said, "I did cheat on her with Bella."
"Who is now wrapped in a blanket in the trunk with her husband, Eddie-Spaghetti," Mist said happily," And why do you even have to tell her about Bella? We could just say you were out with some friends, which is true-"
"Somewhat."
"And it got too late and you were too far away to go home, which is also true," Mist said, "Bam, no mention of Bella or your drunken-ness."
Ed sighed.
"We're here!" Bo announced. Everyone got out of the car. They were on a cliff overlooking a lake.
"Mist-san, you keep watch!" Bo shouted.
"R-right!"
"Iris-chan, get the cinderblocks!"
"Why are you the boss!?"
"Ed-san, help me with the bodies!"
Ed sighed. Bo opened the trunk. Bella and Cullen's corpses were wrapped in blankets. Bo and Ed half carried and half dragged the bodies while Iris got the cinderblocks from the backseat. They dragged the bodies to the edge of the cliff before dropping them and unwrapping the blankets. Bo, Iris, and Ed tied the cinderblocks around Bella and Cullen's hands and feet before pushing them off the cliff.
"We'll be long gone by the time they find 'em," Bo said.

After tossing the blankets in the trunk, they drove back to Bella and Cullen's house to wash their clothes, the blankets, and the sheets on Cullen and Bella's bed. Then Mist made the bed while everyone got dressed.
"I-if we don't leave now, W-winry-chan and Al-kun are gonna k-kill us," Mist told Ed after he got dressed.
"Oh, don't worry about that," said Bo, who was also dressed. She snapped her fingers and teleported everyone home.