"You called?" Ivan asked with his head half above the ground. Arthur sighed. "Ivan," Arthur said, a hint of sadness in his voice. Suddenly, a badass tune rang in the background. "He's at it again," Arthur said, putting on his swag shades as a badass explosion occurred in the background.
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the explored area of the multiple universes called Earth, Lao Yao was controlling a noodle shop with his mystical Aru powers. "Eat your food you dumbass! Chicichichichichichichichichichichichichichi(Eateateateateateateateateateateat)!" he screamed, forcing a bowl of Won Ton into a man's mouth. "Stop right there," Arthur shouted, walking in with his shades and a badass explosion in the background and multiple heads falling off their bodies on the streets. "Aha! If it isn't that stupid wizard down the street, Arthur Kirkland," Lao Yao laughed, "TAKE THIS!"
He threw some dumplings at the two. Arthur managed to dodge it, but Ivan was hit in the mouth. "I-Ivan…" Arthur muttered. "I'm sorry…that I was…of no help…" Ivan coughed some blood out. "You were so much help…" Arthur smiled as he caressed the corpse's head. Suddenly, a rainbow flew out of Ivan's mouth like the effects on Snapchat. It flooded the noodle shop, drowning Lao Yao. "I'll get you for thiiiiiiiiiiiiis!" he screamed before his voice was muffled by the rainbow vomit. Unfortunately, Ivan and Arthur were also in the shop, so they drowned too.