A/N: Borrowing a line from my favorite kid show that I STILL watch I have a few episodes downloaded from iTunes Arthur...A WORD FROM US KIDS!
TJ's POV
Hello myhiggins25, Zini, zeejack, monni2215 glam-ma, Jujubee58, sweetiedee and muffin0307 and new readers! What's up how y'all been it hasn't been too long since Jenny ended her first story *snaps* that's right she did that! So check this out. I know Jenny left y'all hanging like a bad hangnail but no worries she got y'all and she selected me to give y'all the summary of how we ended up here see my mommy was in bad relationship with my fake daddy so she left before to be with my real daddy but she came back because crusty Tank said she had to leave me so her final time under is reign of terror was when he did that and I said a little pray for her and me so we dipped and never look back like Lot wife did except she turned into a pillar of salt we became Evans. Finally I got to see Mr. Sam well daddy in person I was shown pictures of him when I was baby and mommy teaching me her limited knowledge of Na'vi but nothing seeing the real him, I called him Mr. Sam the first time and the next day at our cook-out I called him daddy much to mommy's surprise I listened in on their conversation and then I said my prayers, I did a lot of more things in between played video games, met my cousins one I really didn't care for but I found out that we actually have something in common, learned about sex, found out that mommy was pregnant with Tank's baby but we found out it was a scare and daddy put one up in her! HEEEEEEEY SCOOT BACK! PICKING THEM UP PUTTING THEM DOWN CONNIEHEY HEY! BOWWOW WOW WOW [CUTS MY STEP] LET TJ SAY YESSSS YESSSS YESSS YES LORD YES YES! *faints and pulls white sheet over me and Conniehey* Lord Tubbington fans his tail over us*
AJE'S POV
HEEEEEY! DADDY DID IT! I WAS ON THE WINNING SIDE OF THOSE 300 MILLION FISHYS! WAIT *FETUS PRAISE BREAK* KICK KICK! AJE says yes! Hey! Wait…mommy just took a drink of some water she must be the guest speaker somewhere *twirls in the belly* While my brother and our dog Conniehey is slain and God does a work on them probably trying to remove the recipe from his head that Duke and him figured out silly dog tricks are for kids….wait that's for rabbits and Trix. Anyway so daddy put me up in mommy and I've been around for about a hot minute so where did my big brother leave off at well after I was found to be nesting in mommy's womb daddy had to go to his job but something happened I don't know I wasn't really paying any attention I was too busy trying to grow and let y'all get to know me some other stuff happened y'all can go and read Abused but my favorite chapters are chapter 22, 23, 45, 42 mommy had me cutting my little praise break, a few in the 70s, those flashbacks were good too also the one about blue balls that still tickles me, monni2215 doing the Wobble get it Monica HEY, then granny going the extra mile to be nosy up in mommy's tea, then granny dropped the news about me and all of my aunts and uncles found out about me, I was happy when she left she was stressing me out I was about to pull out my then iPhone 5 I upgraded a while back and call granddaddy then that happened, daddy popped the question and mommy was surprised then that was my first time seeing his stick so that's where I came from I'd wish he stop...zzzzZzzzz."
Conniehey's POV
Arf Arf Arf Arf Bow Wow Arf Arf Mmmm [Was she really talking to y'all? Geez AJE can't wait to meet you I will be fighting you for your pacifiers but whew I thought I had the recipe to Bush's Baked Beans me and Duke figured out the recipe! I can't remember it to save my little doggy life so let me pick it up where she left at where was that oh so let's just focus on the important thing is me TJ got me at his birthday party where Benny the Bull was having his way with the ladies but before then he was playing peek-a-boo with me it was fun until I bit him I didn't mean to he had some food and I wanted a piece anyway TJ was happy to have me and me him, then I met my stress not in no damn dress but the 4 legged kind the opposite of my fine furry sexy ass Lord Tubbington who big ass tail proves to be a good fan enough of his chubbiness well moving onto the news we all wanted to hear PawPaw and Monica did it! LAWD let me tell you when I found that out over my afternoon water break I was slain to the bowl who knew PawPaw still had it in him I mean old dog same tricks! Now they engaged I wonder how the engagement went down and Jasmine is going to be a part of the family now they both after TJ Ian and Logan looking for boos, Uncle Stevie got a boo and we best buds imma have to school him on the ways of being an Evans…huh say what…huh AIN'T NOBODY TELL ME NOTHING Bertha is gone I just peed on her yesterday oh this is old news but the bus that hit her was the truth! BOWOWOWOWOWW *runs in circles and faints* We some churchy animals and humans Jenny will be posting who knows when. See you guys soon.]
Lord Tubbington's POV
Meow [Jesus said be nice to your enemies that's the only reason I fanned his hairy big flopping drooling self. Besides I'm puurfect I'm going to go sleep on his bed that should teach him a lesson.]
They probably working on the reviews IDK but I read somewhere that it's been 12 hours since it's been down but I just wanted to share these reviews from monni2215, zeejack Zini and myhiggins25 from my email.
via zeejack LMAO...THEY NEED TO STOP! tubby and con need to just kiss and make up, they acting a fool up in here! aje and tj...they know they are true evans with the way they be acting up!
via monni2215 This is a prime example of why I can't with you! ROFLMFAO OMG! This is hella funny. A nice brief description for new readers about Abused. Check it out newbies you won't be disappointed. The writer is CRAZY though lol if you haven't already figured that out. Her readers are almost as crazy but we all in good company. AJE will be a force though my goodness. Lmao
via Zini Omg I can't with you lol! This was a great unique way of summarizing Abused; can't wait to see what you have in store for us. Oh and heyyyy TJ! Lol
via myhiggins25 Thanks for the update babies y'all some fools and I love it! Uh oh AJE isn't wound too tight! Baby girl had to upgrade her phone! LOL this whole chapter had me going from beginning to end! I'm working backwards towards ch103 see you soon:)
via Jujubee58 Well, the kids and animals have spoken!
Now a word from the writer: I AM SANE! If you believe that you are as crazy as me and what she said is true she can't with me actually none of them can't with me. I'm a rare one. (:A/N: I just had to do this. TJ, AJE, Conniehey featuring Lord Tubbington wanted to say a few words I'll see you guys in a few. iamJLS