A/N: Guess who is back! ME! YAY! I've been teasing y'all for a few days with mini updates from some of y'all favorite characters a few of them took over my twitter one opened his own twitter account how he did that I just don't know he still want me to follow him I haven't I probably won't. AJE been hitting me up from time to time she got my number from monni2215 boo then y'all favorite Tank been showing up in my group DM sweetiedee and myhiggins25 been going in on him. Y'all it's been crazy week off. So…shall we?

Happy Reading (:

A few days back…

Tank's POV

"Coming!" I opened the door. "Shane my man long time no see what's been going on with you?"

"Nothing much just doing me I heard about your cousin Rick sorry I couldn't make to the service I was out of town at my family reunion."

"It's all good, Rick was a good guy."

"Yes, he was. So, what happened?"

"Remember all of those boxes I had piled up in the corner." He nodded his head. "Well, while I was in the hospital something happened I thought that Sarah moved them I hit her up she said she tossed them in the trash fast forward she didn't move them, she tried to put blame with you."

"Me. I don't even have a damn key to your crib."

"Of course not that only one person who has a key Mercedes, Mercedes people they helped themselves to my shit so Rick and I went to Stevie house Sam's brother you know the one that my mother hired Vito to kill, you can say I sorta kidnapped him, making him drive to Sam…"

"You kidnapped him? Couldn't you just drive your ass up to the front door not do that?"

"I used to but they have a gate up to keep unwanted folks out probably me anyway I sat up front, Rick behind him or in the middle I forget little Stevie is talking some bullshit we get to the house I make him shout for Sam to come out, his sister and Mercedes brother answer the door that's fine I politely ask for my boxes they tell me fuck no, get off our property, we gonna call the cops we turn to leave that guy with the Mohawk I think she shaved it off."

"You are talking about Puck."

I snapped my fingers. "Yeah, him that's the one that shot Rick, for damn reason at all."

"You can press charges they beat you up they can't do that they took your shit they trespassed on your property."

"There is a snag with that see…" I rub my hands together. "I can't press charges because I was too serve a restraining order and I was in violation if the order I spent a few nights with Bubba they let me out but fuck that piece of paper I went back this time they had police at the entrance along with your former co-workers Azimio and Ray."

"Shit. So, where does that leave us now your house is pretty empty is all of your stuff in storage?"

"Nope it's not in storage it's at Sarah house I'm moving in with her for the time being I can't stay here I know they probably looking for my ass also I was out and these two ladies recognized me I thought they were team Tank also known as Tankettes they went ham on me for no reason at all I was just trying to be nice, respectful like the gentleman I am they calling me names, wanting me to drown puddles, calling me skunk, one of them followed me home saying saying we just gonna cut I mean talk…I stayed in the car until she drove off I got to survive. She knows she loves me bluffing ass."

"So anyway enough about your groupies what was in the box?"

"All of my fake IDs, fake birth certificates, and a binder of houses in Maryland."

He shook his head. "Why in the hell would you put all that shit in a damn box? Apparently your ass wasn't thinking. Have you been contacted by authorities since they got your stuff?"

"No, probably haven't run across it yet. Yeah, but we had more made just in case enough of that before Rick got killed we went by TJ's school to take some pictures."

"Did you pack them too?"

I rolled my eyes. "Smart ass got jokes 1 mistake anyway I sent them off to Target to get developed here they go right here. I went back out there to look around I asked someone what entrance would kindergarten use here it go right there in a few days is the first day of school we're going for a little ride."

First Day of School…

Sam's POV

Summer flew by like it was on fast forward Mercedes and TJ moved in with me, secretly married, had a pregnancy scare, we got pregnant, I popped the question, and a bunch of other things in between which brings us to this day today is TJ's first day of school, last night he joined us in bed along with Conniehey to spend the last night of summer with us.

Arf [I gotta pee.]

Conniehey jumped off the bed walking into the bathroom. "I know that dog isn't using the toilet." The toilet flushed. "He did not!" I sat up in bed Conniehey exited the bathroom with toilet paper on each paw. "It's too early for this craziness. Conniehey did you use the toilet?"

Arf [Yup, I put the seat down can you get these paper things off my paw.]

"I gotta pee!" TJ shouted. "Conniehey, why do you have toilet tissue on your paws? You had to go potty too?" He removed them. "There you go boy."

Arf

"I got one question to ask you, did you wipe or shake your wee-wee?"

Arf, Arf [I shook my wee-wee left I shook my wee-wee right, I shook my wee-wee left then I wiggled it all about I did my wee-wee pokey might have licked it once that's what it's all about I may have left a few pee-pee drippings on the floor I didn't lick them up I ran into trouble when I tried to wash my paws. I got 4 of them you know.]

"Good Morning TJ."

"Good Morning, mommy I'm going to go pee then I can get ready for school."

"You got a couple of hours before it's time to get you dressed and off to school but go pee toss this in the trashcan for me. Thank you."

"Okay."

"Did you get any sleep last night baby or did you just watch TJ and me sleep?"

"I got some sleep I woke up a few times was just to watch him sleep cherishing these last few hours of TJ being a baby before he becomes a Rhodes Scholar. Our baby it was only a few weeks ago he didn't care for school now he's ready for it. I don't know if I'll be able to make it."

"Baby, he's only going to be in school for four hours this week, TJ will be home by noon then you can smother him all you like. Let me wipe those tears it's only kindergarten he's not moving out." I wiped her tears.

"Not yet." She wiped her nose on my shirt shirt. "Oh sorry baby I'll wash a load of clothes later today I need something to keep me occupied. Did you wash your hands?" He sniffed them. "If you have to sniff you didn't wash, wash them."

"Man…"

"See, I'm going to miss that."

"Conniehey will be here."

Arf Arf [Going through your shoe collection once I sniff out the box there they go right there.]

"When do I start getting ready for school? I'm so excited and I just can't hide it I know, I know…" He busted out the Carlton dance.

"Saaaammmm look at him he's so happy. I can't with this he's going to be driving by next week. TJ come here. Don't you want to stay home one more day with mommy? I can home-school you."

"No, mommy I want to go to school meet some new friends it's going to be okay. Stop crying."

"My baby is growing up you'll be in college before I know it, you and Conniehey hitting the books, calling home for money, dropping off your laundry because you are going to a college in state you hear me."

Arf [Mercedes doggies go to heaven I don't think colleges are ready for my ass I'd be too busy trying to get up on one of them chicks and party the ruff the ruff the ruff is on fire we don't need no water that that…burn I can't say the other stuff because I just want to make it heaven I make it in.]

"Yes, mommy, I'm going to college in state." TJ rolled his eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at me Thaddeus this isn't a joking matter I mean everything that I say I'm sorry baby for going off on you just a little bit mommy is just…"

"I know TDH."

"What is TDH baby?"

"Too Darn Hormonal, I told you stop making mommy like that AJE mommy is emotional wreck. Is she going to be okay when I go to S-C-H-O-O-L?"

"TJ, why did you just spell school?"

"I spelled it because I didn't want to say it you know how mommy can get." He pointed to her she was rocking Conniehey like a baby.

"It's going to be okay Conniehey we'll find a way to get through for being without TJ just a few hours only God know why school is session."

"See."

"Baby…baby…Oh Lord she's gone off the deep end. Mercedes, honey, love of my life, my wife put Conniehey down he's looking at you strange."

Arf [Mercedes it's going to be okay just put me down I can go hide TJ's shoes if you want me to.]

Conniehey licked her face. "Okay, I need to be hugging this one." She placed Conniehey down he walked down the doggy steps leaving the room.

"Where is Conniehey off to?"

"Probably off to play with his chew toys or his wee-wee in private." Mercedes pulled back. "Sorry, mommy at least he has the smarts to leave the bedroom if he's going to do that."

"Enough about Conniehey and his wee-wee. Let's talk about our summer family bash, what was your favorite part?"

"My favorite part was the dinner glam-ma was doing the sound effects for PawPaw."

"Why are you calling Monica, glama-ma?"

"She's too young to be called granny, meemaw is already taken I don't think she wants to be called that she's glamorous, she's a mommy so glam-ma it is. She doesn't seem to mind. Do you think she and PawPaw will have a baby?"

"Um…" I scratched my head. "I don't think Monica would….just no. That's just awkward can you see if they had a baby."

Mercedes wiped her eyes. "Kill the visual baby Jesus."

"I don't even know why I'm going to ask this but does PawPaw soldiers still swim?"

"If he has the pill they might."

"PawPaw men be swimming, where? Do my men swim? How can I get mine to swim?"

"TJ, your swimmers are not known yet give it a few years."

"Samuel! Let's not talk about PawPaw, his soldiers swimming, and Lake Monica."

"Glam-ma has a lake?! Where?!"

"Thaddeus run off to see what Conniehey is up to?"

"But I want to hear more about glam-ma's lake I want to go fishing. Think she has fish in her lake."

"If PawPaw put one up in there she does." I mumbled Cedes smacked me on the shoulder. "What?"

"TJ just leave daddy and me need to talk."

"Okay. I'm going to the game-room I know that Conniehey is probably down there. CONNIEHEY!" He shouted running out the room.

"Okay we both slipped a few weeks back, I don't want another lecture from the gamer man himself who talked sense so when it comes to PawPaw soldiers let's not talk about them at all especially around TJ. I need to perform for you, just that visual of is already messing me up."

"Me too, toddler baby Jesus burn this visual. Okay, it's seven o'clock we need to get moving, I'm going to go brush my teeth, then I'll head down to the kitchen to fix TJ's breakfast, you can help put out his uniform because if I do that I'm going to break down crying. He's going to school and he is already spelling. Sam…" I helped her out of bed. "Sam everything is going to be okay, right?"

"Yes, baby. Everything will be fine come on let's get freshened up."

TJ's POV

"Conniehey! Conniehey!" I walked went downstairs to the game-room. Uncle Stevie was sprawled out on the couch with controller in hand. "Different house same script, ooh I like this game everyone I shoot I'm going to call them Tank. Shoot Tank, kill Tank, stomp on Tank, stab Tank."

"Thaddeus Joshua! What are you doing playing that game? Where is Uncle Stevie?" Mommy asked.

"SSSSRRRRRNKKKK…shoot Tank, kill Tank, stomp on tank, stab Tank."

"Stevie!" She shouted smacking him with the pillow. "You fell asleep in here again; you know you do have a room for you to sleep in. This game is so violent." She took the controller turning off the console. Stevie wake up!"

"What Mercedes?" He sat up wiping his eye. "Hey I was playing that game. What happened?"

"You weren't playing any game you fell asleep with the controller in your hand TJ was playing from you mumbling in your sleep I know this isn't his first time. Is it?"

"Yeah, he doesn't know." She folded her arms. "Okay, I let him play once or twice but that's it. I'm sorry just that it's a cool game that I can live out my fantasy of doing just that."

"Me too!"

"Thaddeus Joshua I better not catch you playing this game anymore it is not appropriate for someone of your age." She ushered me out the room. "Upstairs daddy is waiting for you."

"Okay, come on Conniehey I have to get dressed for school. I'll race you."

Arf

"Three!" I shouted running up to my room Conniehey and entered the room at the same time. "Good race boy, daddy picking out my uniform."

"Yup, button up or polo?" He laid the shirts on the bed.

"I want to wear a tie so I'm going with the button up."

"Good choice everything is all picked I'm going down the kitchen to help mommy with breakfast, if you need help with anything come get us."

"I got you daddy." I took off my pajamas tossing them on the floor. "No Conniehey my pajamas aren't a chew toy you have toys. Give that back I want to put them on again when I get home from school!"

Mercedes POV

I was standing at the island tapping my fingers on the counter looking at the breakfast items before me. "What should I make for TJ's very first day of school breakfast?"

"Can't go wrong with pancakes we can put fruit on it to make a happy face."

"That works you can mix the batter I'll cut the fruit." I opened the refrigerator taking out kiwi, strawberries, and blueberries.

"Baby you want a pancake, if so how many?"

"I'll take two pancakes one pancake is going to have a happy face the other pancake is going to have a sad face, one bitter one sweet." I broke down cutting the kiwi. "Make it 3 so that one can just have a blank face."

"Okay, I was going to wait to tell you this but I'm going to cheer you up now, I took the day off."

"What?"

He tossed a strawberry in his mouth. "I took the day off."

"Sam!" I pulled him in hug. "Why did you do this to me? Here I am thinking I was going to be around the house alone with Conniehey, Azimio, and Ray here you go with this bit of information."

"Yeah."

"Mommy! Daddy! I'm dressed! You got your cameras ready!"

"Yup!" Sam picked up his Nikon, JJ had his camcorder, Stacey had her phone, me I had tears he appeared at the top of the steps with a GoPro on his head. "Awww….Sam look at our baby. He looks so cute in his uniform, TJ come here so mommy can fix your belt. Who put a GoPro on your head?"

"I did. See parents, uncles, and aunts always get the their POV of their child's first day I thought, why not get the child's first day of his parents reaction of him in his uniform. You'll thank me later."

"Mommy is you going to cry when you and daddy drop me off at school?"

"The answer to that question is yes. I'm already holding back my tears." I pulled him in for a hug. "My baby, Sam our baby, wasn't it just yesterday I was bringing him home, next he's going to be graduating high school top of his class."

"Baby, let's get TJ graduated out of kindergarten to first grade first then you can plan years from now."

"Awww, Sam, my little Bear Bear, JJ take my photo with TJ send this to mom."

"A'ight. Smile." He snapped the photo. "There it's a good photo too bad mom not here to see witness this but she had to go phone. Damn I spoke her up. Hi mom, yes TJ is in his uniform, I was about to send you a picture but you called me. I'll FaceTime you."

"TJ you look handsome! Happy First Day of School." I blew my nose. "What was that?"

"Mommy is having an emotional breakdown she was rocking Conniehey this morning like a baby then on yesterday when we met my teacher she fell to her knees."

"Mercedes why did you fall to your knees?"

"I asked TJ a question the answer he gave me I wasn't expecting. I'm good for now. Mom, we can't talk long we have 45 minutes until it's time for us to go I'll call you once we leave TJ at school."

"Okay have a great first day TJ!"

"I will. Love you granny."

"Love you too baby."

"Did you and daddy you made breakfast?"

"That we did we made happy pancakes with your favorite fruit! Kiwi for the eyes, strawberries for the nose, then the mouth blueberries."

"Cool!"

PawPaw's POV

I've been giving y'all updates while I was on vacation I took that time to move from that old folks home to San Diego that's why I haven't twittered nothing in a minute yeah me and my boo got a house on the block with everyone else. Enough about my move let me go feed my damn fish.

I tapped the fish bowl. "Morning I don't have a damn name, where is I don't have a damn either?"

Bloop [Beats the hell out of me.]

"Where is that damn fish?" I picked up the bowl shaking it. "I don't have a damn yet where are you! Where u at? Where u at? Bark! Meow! That's right you a fish. Just open your mouth and close it, flop around if you can hear my voice." Baby! Monica! My fish ran away!"

Bloop [The fuck! Put me down! Don't shake the damn bowl got my shit rising to the top it stink I'm gagging.]

"Herbie, what is going on? Why are you shaking the fish bowl?"

"My fish ran away!" I set the bowl reaching for my stick tapping it on the floor. "I don't have a damn name either where are you?!" I slammed it on the floor squishing something. "Oh damn." I sniffed my stick. "Found him."

"Morning daddy! Why is your fish on the end of your stick?"

"Uhm…it broke out here go flush him down the toilet we'll get another later in the week." I dropped the fish in her hands she walked into bathroom. "Ba…"

"He jumped out but didn't get up, he jumped out but didn't get up, he jumped out but didn't get up, because daddy stuck with his stick, so he didn't make so he's getting flushed sing it with me…" She flushed the toilet.

"Good she flushed him, Jazzy! Jazzy! Come on, why you have my good towel draped over the toilet seat and in the toilet bowl."

"He's slain under the anointing! I blessed the water."

"Chi.." Monica snapped her fingers. "Come on it's too early for this mess your daddy saying his fish ran away baby he doesn't have any legs, you tweaking songs, and today is the first day of school, are we excited?"

"Yes, I can't wait to roll up in the classroom all eyes gonna be on me."

"No eyes will be on you if you don't go ahead and get dressed, I'm going to start on breakfast, baby what you want for breakfast?"

"I want you on top of me." I wiggled my tongue side to side.

"EWWWWWWWW…..that's nasty!"

Monica pushed Gabby out the door. "Let's get you ready you and me later." She blew me a kiss.

"He hear that PawPawPaw we gonna get it in later." I smacked it a couple of times. "Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready! Oh my fish is playing with himself, let owner like pet." I tapped the side of the bowl. "Get it in!"

Bloop [Where is my damn tail? Got you dammit I thought I had you. You little piece of shit come back here.]

TJ's POV

Breakfast was good, mommy cried over her pancakes with every bite she took she finally calmed down enough to zap on daddy over something crazy. I had to get AJE together.

"AJE STOP IT! I know you down there with a remote control making mommy act crazy she zapped on daddy because of the way he cut my pancake. Be good." I kissed mommy belly. "Okay. Hey she…I mean he kicked me! You don't kick your big brother little brother."

AJE'S POV

Hehehehe you had it right the first time TJ she did kick you, you don't tell me how I control mommy you had your chance it's my time to shine it's my time it's my time I'm a diva anyway last night while TJ got his sleep in daddy updated me on my size, I'm the size of a sweet potato *YAWNS* I'm also yawning which Zzzzzzzz….

TJ's POV con'd

"Mommy, my brother kicked me on my cheek."

"Awww…" She kissed my cheek. "Feel better."

"Uh-huh. I'm done with breakfast do I have time to squeeze in game time with Uncle Stevie before we have to go?"

Uncle Stevie looked at his phone. "What y'all leaving?"

"Were leaving now, TJ go get your backpack. Sammmm he's going to get his backpack. JJ record this."

"I got it Cedes I got it. TJ look at me say something."

I waved. "Hi Uncle JJ I'm going to go get my backpack for my first day of school you gonna follow me."

"I am. Are we excited about today?"

"I am, this is my room that's my bed, Conniehey sleeps there but we didn't sleep in here last night we slept with mommy and daddy, here is my sports wall, I got the Chargers, Warriors, and the Bulls my main man Benny I'm going to put this photo of him in my backpack to show the kids at school. Logan told me that they sometimes ask you what you did over the summer."

"Alright…that's good. Take this picture right here of you with all of your aunts and uncles, this one of you and Conniehey, of parents."

"Okay." I opened up my composition notebook sliding the pictures in the front. "I'm ready." I zipped my backup putting it on.

"TJ morning boo-boo."

"Good morning Gabby you look good." I gave her a hug. "You ready?"

"Yeah, I'm excited because you are going to be in my class that girl Jasmine won't be there I beat her up a few days ago because she was after your sock and underwear while you sang to your fans. They belong to me." She kissed me on the cheek I smiled.

"Uhhh….you were stripping TJ?"

"No Uncle JJ I wasn't stripping mommy would have a fit, grandma had bought in my fresh laundry I didn't put it away they went crazy over it speaking of my underwear, Gabby can I get my Avatar underwear back?"

"I'll think about it. Let's go they want us to take pictures before we head off." She took my pulling out my room. "I got Thaddeus!"

"Awww look at them. Stop right there." Aunt Tana took our picture. "Perfect going to send this off to my mother."

"Are we ready to head out?"

"No, not yet we still need to take first day of school pictures I have the sign right here we can take these pictures by the picnic table."

"I thought we took pictures already. I'm ready to go to school."

"We'll be leaving shortly just that I've seen these pictures done from the school kids last year and I've been waiting through my tears to do this with you. Take the sign, you and Gabby go sit at the picnic table. Okay each of you hold the side of the sign. Take pictures!" Everyone started snapping away the sign read Our First Day of Kindergarten 9-4-2020 Class of 2032. "2032 Wow! TJ's going to be a senior! Going to prom, driving the limo."

"There, there baby." Daddy rubbed her back. "Are we done with pictures we have 15 minutes to get to the school the traffic is going to be insane so are you coming with us Stevie, Stacy, and JJ?"

"I can't." Uncle Stevie wiped his tears. "My nephew is leaving me going to school Cedes hand me a piece of that tissue." He blew his nose loudly. "I didn't know that this would have this an effect on me like this."

"Don't cry for me Mommy and Uncle Stevie the truth is I'll never leave you all through my school days my great existence I'll keep my promise don't keep your distance."

"That was nice TJ I see how you tweaked the lyrics but on a serious note let's all hold hands we're going to pray for TJ and Gabby. Dear God, Thank you for the gift of children. Please watch over TJ and Gabby as they go to school this year for the first of many years. Keep them safe every day. Help them to remember that you are right there with them in the halls and classrooms. Help them soak up good knowledge and to dismiss any negative or worldly messages they may hear. Help them treat others with kindness and respect, and to guard their hearts with the armor of Your Word. Give them joy and peace as they put their trust in you. Amen."

"Amen. FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL PRAISE BREAK! OOOH OOOH OOH OOH OH OOOH OHHHO!" I shouted I shook off my backpack picking them up and putting them down. "Imma say yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm not gonna be walkin'" I fainted in the grass my backpack was my cover. *Conniehey fans his tail over me*

BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW [I felt that! Hey! I feel my help coming.]

Meow

Arf [That's not help that's a pain in my other nut! What are you doing here devil?]

Meow [Look here Judas Gabby bought me here to see her off.]

"TJ got his first day of school praise break in Mommy was trying to get hers in but I stopped her."

AJE's POV

No wonder I woke up if mommy can't shout I can kick, kick get it AJE *twirl in the belly* Imma duke the devil Imma tread on serpents TJ's going to school he's going to school, he gonna hit the books and be driving real soon kick! Oops I hit the wrong button uh-oh.

Mercedes POV

"Sam, I can't believe you wouldn't let me get my shout on I can ride your dick but not shout! Get up Thaddeus Joshua you are messing up your uniform." I pulled him off the ground dusting off his pants. "Is the car open? Samuel!"

"Y-Yes it's open baby." He dangled the keys. "You want to drive?"

"No I don't want to drive you can drive! Do you see me?! TJ tell Conniehey you'll see him at noon."

"Okay, come here boy. I'll see you after school I'm going to tell you all the things I did. Is Lord Tubbington staying here?"

"Yeah we're coming back here to kick back, keep your mommy company. Sam are you going to work?"

"No, I took today off."

Someone blew their horn. "Mercedes, Sam, TJ, ex-boo Santana, Brittany, Gabby y'all heading down to the school soon."

"Yeah grandpa. Hi Monica we're leaving right now, you and Monica can come by after we the teachers kick us out of our kids classrooms. That sounds good?"

"Yeah, I might have to go pick me up another fish though it grew legs jumping out the fish bowl and squashed it with my stick this morning."

"Which stick? Because I came across some pi…" I covered TJ's mouth.

"Get in the truck. Sam, let's go. We see you guys once we get home."

"Okay! HAVE FUN TJ! I'LL MISS YOU!" Stevie shouted as Sam pulled out the driveway.

"How will Stevie make it without his mini-gamer VP?"

"How will I make it without my baby?! I'm sorry I'm new to this. It's only going to be 4 hours I can make it. This I know."

"Without a doubt in your mind. You got this. I wonder what school Jasmine going to. You don't think…"

TJ's POV

We pulled up to the school it's a sea of kids, parents, and teachers some of the mommies had tissues, some parents just drop their kids off speeding out of the parking lot.

"It's the most wonderful time of the year! I got my house back!"

"That's one happy mother I'm not."

"Hi TJ."

"Logan! David! Gabby! Hey y'all. Who is in Ms. Toles class?!" I shouted a few kids surrounded me. "I'm TJ, you are…"

"Michael."

"Timmy."

"LJ."

"This is Gabby and that's…Jasmine! Um…are you joking with me?"

"No, I am in Ms. Toles class I was just added in the class yesterday right mommy."

"That's right."

"WHAT THE FUCK…"

A/N: Who dropped the WTF? Wait before I sign my signature let me do this, a few of y'all have followed me on twitter just want to say thanks for the follow and I do follow back I do be acting a fool on there so you never know which character might appear in your mentions lol. Let me do it like this HIT THE MUSIC! Welcome back, welcome back…we'll see who it is tomorrow until then, iamJLS

ALSO TOMORROW IS MONNI2215 BDAY! Y'ALL SHE'S TURNING 20 AGAIN! Do I have perfect timing or what? This her early birthday present. Lol

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