A/N: You know what a lot of y'all be saying "I can't with you", well I just want y'all to know that I toned it down, I really did. I promise you that. In other news Tank, Sarah, and PawPaw showed up yesterday on twitter sweetiedee, myhiggins25, and Muffun307 went in on him and Sarah oooh it was bad! They got them right together then Tank showed up this morning again he loves annoying his so called fans. For real I DID NOT CLOWN Stop rolling your eyes at your phone! I didn't clown! (: Let's Go! Wait...before y'all read bug story continues new typing location my room I'm giving the bugs the kitchen, I'm chilling lights out NBA TV on my screen, chatting it up with friend about the games, I look to my left it's a damn bug he tried to run but I blessed him with some Comet spray. Shall we?

Happy Reading (:

Mercedes POV

"Okay let me look over your homework, everything is good let me sign it, that's done. Okay put your pictures back on your wall then you can go play with Uncle Stevie who has been patiently waiting for you to finish your homework, take your backpack up to your room too."

"I'll be waiting in the game room for you TJ."

"Okay Conniehey you coming with me or Uncle Stevie?"

Arf [It's all about you, you, you, you also thank you for that chicken nugget and 2 fries you're right Gabby does taste like that I licked her before y'all left for school.]

"Homework done baby." Sam hugged me from behind kissing me on the cheek.

"Yes, it is. What you been up to?"

"Oh, nothing much while looking for…"

"Mercedes!" J3 busted up in the house. "Did you send me that text?"

"What text J3?"

He sighed. "Remember the summer beach bash when Monica and PawPaw showed up together I came to you and Sam villa telling you about the text when you were going to give me your answer right then and there I stopped you."

"Yes." I shrugged.

"Okay, where is my text? I've been waiting on that for the longest. Hit me back." He took out his phone my phone buzz. "I sent you a text I'll be waiting on your response. JJ wassup man!"

"J3 where in the hell your ass been. Come on outside with me."

"I'm right behind you, answer my text. Don't make me call you." He turned around following JJ. "How was TJ's first day of school?"

"I'm going to act like that didn't happen. So, what were you telling me before being interrupted?"

"Oh, what was I telling you I got it I was thinking that we should hire a PI to follow Tank, we moved but he's still a pain. He texted you last night asking is your song which is now number 1 on the charts is it about him and while browsing the spy app something else caught my attention some pictures, you know where his location was."

"The house in LA? Stevie house?"

"No, the school that TJ was going to attend until we decided to move. I printed off some pictures."

He handed me the photos. "What? This is the entrance to the lower school."

"Yes, I wouldn't be surprised if he was at the school today he's been visiting that address for the last week. Yup, I know. If he showed up did something happen to him."

Tank's POV

"OWWWW NO NO NO IT BURNS! IT BURNS! NO MORE SALT! NO MORE SALT!

"Shut up!" She walked around me. "I've been standing in the gap to lay hands on you Jenny finally saw it fit to do this and GAAAWWWD is still working miracles! Ehkohbahtahdohlohbohkohshah. Did you feel that JT?"

"E-I-E-I-O, no I didn't feel nothing mommy I still feel pain." He clapped his hands laughing.

"You know what go get in the car with Simon start your homework, read a book or something leave me alone. I'm too happy right now."

"I wish you would leave me alone."

"No one asked you for input!" She doused me with her salt water mix kicking me hard. "Bless Dee, bless Dee oh Lord bless Dee indeed increase my stamina so I can cut Tank indeed I pray for increase, I pray for increase…increase, increase…."

I've been lying on this ground for the last I don't know how many minutes I don't know if they took Shane away or not this lady who flung her hatchet at me has been singing songs off and on, cutting her step, and pouring salt in my wound. I nodded off a few times. Please let this be the last one.

"Ohh I touched him, oh I touched me and oh the joy that floods my soul something happened and now I know I touched him me and I'm made whole. Denise beat his butt and I cut him up!

"Mom, why are you still singing? Why did you cut this man? What did he do? I'm already to go home!"

"JT this man is worthless…." She poured salt in my other cut she said it was a mistake lies all lies. "He's useless and doesn't deserve to live I'm so happy I was slayed in the break room folks were rolling their eyes and giving me side eyes but I didn't care your Aunt Mary wanted to pray about it I was on a mission I Ooooh IcuthimIcuthim had to speak in tongues right quick, he is your friend TJ fake daddy."

"I'm his real daddy he only got one."

"SHUT UP TANK! WHO ASKED YOU!" She hit me on the back with her Louisville Slugger. "Oh I cut him! I cut him…hey!" Her sidekick took out a tambourine from her trunk playing and singing. "Mary girl where did you get that tambourine from? Do you have one for me?"

"Yes, I do! Simon bring me my spare tambourine and put on My Joy the last 2 minutes. I always have one hand just in case I feel the spirit and I felt it! Let's get it in…"

"There is nothing like the joy of the Lord….ooooh….hey if you got Joy leap for joy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, anybody got joy…yeah it's not over not over clap your hands stomp your feet…"

"Simon put my cut on I Still Have Joy, after all I put him through, after all I put him through I still have my joy, I'm still standing, I'm still praising, I still have my hands raised, I still have my joy. I wish you clap your hands come on! Everybody clap your hands every clap your hands Tank that means you to clap on beat, there you go praise him cause we are standing and he's not, praise him cause all things work together, let's celebrate, let's dance in this parking lot ooooh ooooh…let's go come on!" The police offers, the ring leader and her right hand, the kids were all shouting, one of the police officers fainted the school security guard was fanning him his hat.

"Whew! That was a good one let's get out of here so these boys can get ready for school tomorrow."

"Wait y'all cut y'all step and sang a song we got one too."

"Okay what song y'all got it better be a church song too because I need some water."

"We got victory can't no devil in hell stop us we got victory, we always win! One, two. We got victory oooh can't no devil in hell stop us, we got victory we always one, two." The both kicked me on my side on the one and two.

"DAMN! I've had enough of this! Officer! Please take me to jail! Just get me up off this ground I've been tortured enough!"

"Alright, alright that's enough Denise did you have fun?"

"I most certainly did, thank you so kindly for doing this for me."

"It was nothing big brother just looking out for you I know you been talking about him a lot so when I got the call I knew it had to be him I got to get back to work I have to handle this trash."

"I'm not a piece of trash I'm a King y'all just…"

"Man! Shut up! Mary and Denise I'll be by later mom frying chicken right. Okay see you soon." They drove off. "So, what are you doing here?" He put the handcuffs on me helping me up.

"I'm just here to see if my son goes to this school wanted to wish him a good second year of school."

"Uh-huh. Okay so you say we're going to take you by the hospital check you out, then off to meet up with your boo big bubba."

Mercedes POV con'd

"How did he?"

"Shane, Shane is the link and the reason for this in his one day of being employed by us he got his hands on this important piece of information. Who knows if he has anything else? I called around to a few firms to ask a few questions but none of them answered their phone which doesn't help us I reached out to one of the PI's I know he's coming by Saturday."

"Sam, if you knew a PI, why did you call around to firms to inquire about hiring one?"

"Well, I would like to keep my family and job separate I had no choice but to call him with all these things that happened over the summer, I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner, we got bodyguards, our full restraining orders, the spy app and we'll have this in place. I'm not taking anything for chance."

"Okay. I understand I sorta felt like we were on easy street with Tank lurking like a spider for the kill nothing is safe with Tankzilla De Vil."

"Amen to that baby Azimio and Ray will accompany you tomorrow when you take TJ to school because I go back to work but I'll get to come home to you no more FaceTiming at night only away games and when I'm at the office too long. How is daddy's baby?"

"She's good."

AJE's POV

Whoop de freaking do TJ went to school anyway my accomplishments I haven't seen daddy's stick in a minute with that I felt like singing. I feel happy, oh so happy I feel happy and witty and gay and I pity and fetus who isn't me today I feel charming oh so charming it's alarming how charming I feel and so pretty that I hardly can believe I'm real see the pretty girl in that mirror there? Who can that attractive baby be? Such a pretty face, such a pretty woah I have a hand such a pretty A….mommy and them donuts J….now she's drinking oooh it's my favorite cranberry juice E…..darn hiccups! Mom Zzzzz

"AJE, it's your brother I want to tell you about my…He kicked me again! AJE you don't do that to your brother, this is the second time you think this funny. We siblings and this one is violent in the womb. I got you once come out."

Whatev….zzzzzz

Sam's POV

"Mommy this is the second time he's done that! You do not kick your brother." TJ kissed Mercedes belly. "Just wanted to tell him about my first day of school and how fun it was."

"You can tell AJE later I thought you were playing a game with Uncle Stevie what happened to that?"

"We need beverages and some snacks."

"I got it baby you stay there…."

I heard the jingling of some keys then the door opened. "Hello. Hello. Hello, JaPawnica, JaPawnica in the house, something, something in the house with my new fish named, we not gonna name you yet, want to stop and check in on y'all. How is my great grandbaby?" PawPaw set his fish tank in the bowl of chips.

"Wait. JawPawnica."

"Yeah, Jasmine, PawPaw, and Monica man it makes here are your snacks TJ. Jazzy you can go with TJ."

"TJ what's up with those snacks?!"

"I got them Uncle Stevie plus my and one! Follow me Jazzy!"

"So, PawPaw I heard about Mary Sue."

He smacked his lips tossing his hand. "Mary Sue ass need to stop it I only have one boo and that's Monica we talked about having a baby but she says that Jazzy is enough but I told her that I'm going to change her mind when AJE is born."

"You not putting any baby up in me Herbie oh no I'm not dealing with two diapers yours and the baby."

"Look, baby you didn't have to out me like that in front of my new pet fish and my granddaughter grandson-in-law besides we can talk about that later I have another thing to share with y'all I'm opening up my own business."

"That's great grandpa what kind of business will this be?"

He dug his hand in the chip bowl grabbing a few chips. "Oh, it's going to be gospel juke joint only opened on Saturday's and Sunday's from 6 in the morning until 5 on Saturday, Sunday since 6 in the morning until noon we'll close and open up again in the evening for those folk who don't want to go to evening service or you just want to have a quick service especially when the game is on. Sam you know about that you might want swing by to get your praise in."

"Okay so first Sunday the dress code will be all white and will communion is served."

He reached back for more chips this time. "Man! Why is there water in the chip bowl who put? Oh, sorry that's my fish I got fish water all up in these chips. I'm sorry these ain't good no more. Well this side is alright." He spun the bowl around. "I sorry we not gonna name you yet so yeah, you got it communion will be served, we will have matches, and pens with company logo, no smoking only thing smoking will be my ribs and incense. I also want Santana to record her prayers so we can sell them on the side the menu will be Sunday dinner."

"What about the days in between?" I tossed the whole bowl in the trash.

"I haven't thought about that yet I'll think of something Mercedes congratulations on your single going to number one on the charts what are you going to do next Mercedes Mafia is itching for you to slay them again so they can throw up their M's, mic and praise hand emojis."

"I'm going to do that soon I'm filming an episode of It's Unique, with Unique of course that's next week TJ's going to be in school from 8 to 2:15 so something to keep my mind busy then into the studio to finish my album, then I have my shows, then the interview so I'm pretty booked."

"You're going to speak more about the Crunch, Crack Trick, Trist, Wrist….Tank I don't care about him."

"Yes, grandpa I am I'm not going to let it go until other woman have been bought of their situation like I came out of mine. Everyone doesn't have it easy like me and then mine wasn't easy at all in the beginning didn't change until I ran into Sam at the grocery store."

"I'm happy I needed cereal that day, being out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch bought us back together." I kissed her.

"Awww…that's so sweet just like Herbie and I if he and Santana would have never set Jenny's radio station on fire I would have never went to work to report on it I put my number at the bottom of the screen and dissed all of the men until Herbie came running…" Monica sat on Herbie lap running her fingers through the patch one patch of hair he had left. "I wanna run to you oooh I wanna run to you oooh won't you hold me in your arms and keep me safe from harm I wanna run to you oooh but if I come to you oooh tell me, will you stay or will you run away."

"She ran over to my left, she ran over to my right, she ran right into the front…give me some sugar."

"Oooh that's my spot Heeerbbiieeee. H-E-R-B-I-E."

"Pawnica." I smacked the counter twice. "Paw…you know what I'm disgusted lets' go to the bedroom so we can think about answering J3 text back. Did they steal our spelling bee idea?"

"P-A-W-N-I-C-A….WHEW!"

TJ's POV

"Uncle Stevie can we play GTA V?"

"No, I'm not having your mother and father, especially your mother zap on me since we beat that game let's play RockBand."

"Okay I'm on vocals, Jazzy you be on drums, Uncle Stevie you on the guitar."

I grabbed the mic. "So I've been waiting on my text and….NOOOOO!"

"What is going on out there why is J3 yelling?!"

"Let me go see what the issue is." I continued setting up the game. "OH MY GOD! PAWPAW AND MONICA NOOOOO!" I knocked down the mic stand walking to the living room.

"OH MY WORD!"

ARF [PAWPAW NO! MY WEE WEE WENT LIMP] Conniehey covered his eyes with his paw I covered my eyes.

"Kiss it baby. She's on my nuts hot nuts Mary Sue you can't have my nuts, she's on my nuts they belong to Monica…"

"Hey guys what's? OH MY GOSH! PAWPAW just…"

"Oh hey look baby we have audience we just…" Glam-ma sat up adjusting her skirt.

"GLAM-MA GOT THE FIRE!"

"Mommy got the fire!"

"Um…let's go back into the game room let PawPaw.."

"The stick is mine you need to give it up she's had about enough it's not hard to see that stick is mine I'm sorry that she seem to be confused he belongs to me that stick is mine.

"Is Mary Sue?" PawPaw got up buttoning his shirt J3 had FaceTime Uncle Julius who was with Mary Sue.

"Herbie how could you!"

"Is that that trick?! Bring it what's your address you don't want none with me I'm a plumb fool! You got the right one baby uh-huh."

I did a double take. "Uncle Puck! When did you get here?! Why you got sunglasses on? There isn't any sun in here. Where were you this morning?! You missed me going to my first day of school!"

"I saw something my eyes have yet digested! Man! That was….hmm. Hi TJ I'm sorry I missed your first day of school I was off taking care of some business Uncle Stevie sent me a bunch of pictures of you, Lucky said you are a classic man. How was your first day?"

"In the making baby you wanna play games with us while PawPaw and Glam-ma work out their differences. I'm on vocals."

"It was great, Gabby and Jazzy are in my class Uncle Stevie cried when I left this morning, mommy did too, daddy didn't, we drew some pictures, read a book, told them about our summer and we got homework! Which is awesome! We're about to play a game I'm on vocals of course you want to play the bass guitar?"

"Um…uncle Puck will play a video game with you later, actually I need talk to JJ and Stevie, I can they can fill J3 in later he's busy. Guys can we talk outside."

"Sure."

"Come on Gabby….oops." Slowly I turned around.

"Who are you calling Gabby? My name is Jasmine get it right Thaddeus instead of playing the video game let's play house."

"Oh brother." She pulled me by my arm upstairs to my room.

Sarah's POV

While Jenny was away from her computer I wanted to see what she be doing up in the group DM and stuff, some of the characters got their shine here go little old me patiently waiting so I took matters into my own hands.

"They are so nasty and so rude I'm up here trying to defend my man because he's in the right. They know they are some Tankettes up here lying about their affiliation Tank up! Calling me a little girl I'm a grown ass married woman! I don't have time to play with kids the likes of them. Why is my phone ringing? Hello. Tank, what do you mean bail you out? Where are you?"

"What the fuck?! What kind of question is that?! If I'm asking you to bail my ass out obviously they got me."

"What did you?"

"I was just down at TJ's school just wanted to wish him a good second year of school but this kid lied on me saying I was showing a picture of TJ asking if I was I wasn't then one Mercedes Mafia I think she's their ring leader and her sidekick went in on me she tossed a hatched in my back pouring salt in my wound."

"What? How could they hurt my baby? Are they booking you or not?"

"They're probably going to book me I might have to go away seeing as I was on school grounds and all of that see if you can find a lawyer to help me out. I can't bunk with Bubba ass tonight. I'm not a bottom. I'm a top as in I top the ladies."

JJ's POV

We've been out the loop Puck been off doing his own thing time for us to be bought up to date. "Puck it's been a minute since we've seen you, what have you been up to have you found out anything from his other baby mothers?"

"I've been up to a lot since I've last seen you guys I did I talked to one she's the mother of the oldest she shared with me that her abuse with Tank started out of the blue their arguments would just escalate from 0-100 he would hit her and she would hit him, she shoved him one time, then he put his hands around her throat leaving marks she has the photos."

"Damn so he's been like this from the start?"

"Yeah she said his whole family is crazy, she's telling the truth there we all know that."

"So, how did she break free from Tank?"

"She told me that she met some guy they exchanged numbers that week the day she decided to leave Tank she took his car keys throwing them into some woods she then called the guy to come pick her up, the dude she's with now they put their money together with some of his friends she was put up in Holiday Inn."

"Word."

"Word. I've been trying to get in touch with the other lady but Lucky hasn't hit up on anything yet. Wait." He took pulled out his phone. "He just sent me a number hoping this is her number."

"Okay, have you seen Tank while you been out?"

"Actually I did see him I was in my car he was going in the opposite direction I followed him to his destination, it was to some storage unit seeing as we have some of his boxes he's not up for being generous these days. He has a new car too."

I rolled my eyes. "Mama Crunchy check done hit his pockets now he's going to be balling. Is he still living his first house?"

"I don't know I haven't been by there since I picked up J3 from the airport going over there helping ourselves to those boxes."

"You might want to head over when you go back. You gonna stick around for dinner?"

"Of course I am where the food at I'm at. Where are Sam and Mercedes?"

Sam's POV

I know what y'all thinking! Get y'all minds out the gutter Mercedes hasn't been in the mood for a while to go for a ride on my stick or tongue so I've been doing self-service to get me over. Anyway it's time for AJE daily Na'vi training.

"Daddy's girl, you know what time it is 'ite?" You know what 'ite means? Huh?" I lifted up Mercedes shirt kissing her stomach. "You are so sevin mommy is sevin too."

"Sam it's Na'vi training time already? I'm about to take a nap."

"You can take a nap, I'll talk with AJE, get her active."

AJE's POV

"We have a large crazy soaia they can't wait to meet you. You know what soaia means? It's spelled s-o-a-i-a."

A who-a? I was sleeping here we ago with this Na'vi business should I kick daddy or should I act like I'm sleep. I'll kick. Boom.

"She kicked me! She got a mean kick! You are up! You kicked your tsmukan earlier. He wasn't happy about that?

Well TJ needs to stop calling me a boy! And get his heart set for lace and frills! I got a few questions, was PawPaw and Glam-ma getting it in if so that's nasty I covered my eyes too fetus baby Jesus erase this early childhood memory.

A/N: I CLOWNED! LMBO WHEW! Did y'all really think I was going to act sane I am sane but come on lol my humor hits me early in the morning and throughout the day I had someone slain yesterday hopefully she recovers from this. Will Sarah get Tank out? Where is Shane? Will Sister Santana Lopez offer up a word of prayer? Why PawPaw keeps dissing his fish naming them crazy things? We'll find out tomorrow until then 143 iamJLS