Author's Notes: I wanted to kill some more time, so you get a gift. A new chapter! Read and have fun!
I'm going to quit putting an 'a' on most of the words Luigi, Mario, and Wario after this chapter... Yeah, it's a little bit of a pain to do that. I wasn't sure about it really. Well, have fun anyway.
Early in the morning again, Link awoke. Stretching in his green pajamas, he was careful not to disturb Zelda, who was next door. The doors, however were very thin, so noises could be easily heard on either side.
I should do some yoga, Link reminded himself. He had read in a magazine that yoga helps the breathing. Breathing helped with sword fighting. Link liked that idea.
Turning on his Wii console and TV, he lowered the volume, so he wouldn't almost disturb Zelda for the second time in the morning.
He went to the Wii Fit game. He waited for it to load, while staring at his Triforce-shaped clock. It read 7:00 am. The first film would be in three hours.
One hour for yoga, one hour for practice fighting, and in between, one hour for breakfast.
The Wii Fit game finished loading, and he pressed start. He started up the yoga moves and followed them. There were tree poses, cat poses, and all of those common yoga poses everybody would know for basics.
It was good to have a one hour stretch.
After one hour, Link shut off the console. Time for eating, he reminded himself.
He put on his famous traditional suit and hat. Knocking softly on Zelda's room, he heard Zelda stir with his sensitive ears.
"Yeah, Link?"
"I'm going to eat breakfast. Stay, and I'll make us some breakfast."
"Kay, Link. See you then," Zelda said in her crystal clear voice. She yawned.
Link was the first one down to the kitchen. It was 8:00 am on the clock in the kitchen. Since he was a good cook, surprisingly, he started to make scrambled eggs, pancakes, and oatmeal. He also made some mouth-watering sausages and the other foods that would make one feel hungry from the tantalizing aroma.
(Sorry if I accidentally made you hungry.)
He knew that the other smashers would come soon, so he quickly cooked the food and set them on the table. He knew that in precisely in one minute, they would start to follow the irresistible smell from the kitchen.
With extreme balance, Link put a couple of plates of food and some milk and juice onto a tray. He hurriedly went upstairs to his room again, rushing a little to avoid the daily morning rush, the time where things might get a little out of whack.
Sometimes during breakfast, Link's cooking was so delicious that the smashers would create a stampede down the stairs and ignore any innocent smasher just enjoying the morning. They would fight over the food, most of them. Link almost always carried food to his and Zelda's room to share a quiet and peaceful morning.
Without spilling anything out of the shiny silver tray, Link successfully went to his room without interfering with the morning food stampede or making a food or drink catastrophe on the brown and tan carpets in the hall.
Link softly knocked on Zelda's door. A few seconds later, Zelda welcomed Link in, and they sat at their mini breakfast table. Toon Link came also, because he didn't like food fights.
It was a quiet, peaceful morning as always. Zelda and Link would always share a wonderful breakfast, while enjoying the faint yells and thumps down at the main dining table below.
10:00 am- Time for the First Film!
After the daily arguments about food had ceased and the food thrown around by immature smashers (I'm referring to some kid smashers and some other adult ones) were cleaned up, the smashers were eager to sit down and relax in the Film/Movie Room. Master Hand, as always, would open the doors, and the smashers entered.
The film began.
The usual first flash scene appeared.
A TV with the Wii Fit game was shown. Link thought this a little weird.Strange...
To Link's surprise, he was also shown doing the tree pose. Was this Deja vu?
"That's just strange because I was doing yoga in the morning! I just started yoga today so it would help with my sword fighting," Link blurted out. Some of the smashers looked at Link. They understood. It was strange.
"Was it just a coincidence? Or did you, Master Hand, do that on purpose?" Link demanded.
"Ah, well, I think it would just be a coincidence. This film was supposed to be the third film of the week, Link."
Link, still feeling strange and a little freaked out about this, thought a little while. He saw that Kirby and Mario were also doing the Tree Pose.
"Breath slowly as you hold this pose," The TV said. "focus on holding your posture."
Link on the screen lost his balance a little.
Didn't that happen today as well? He remembered doing the Tree Pose, and stumbling a little, just like that.
Kirby had a remark to say. "Maybe I should start yoga as well. I've always needed help using my rainbow blade (referring to the sword Kirby uses for his final smash in ssb4). It's too heavy, a little, and whenever I use it, I lose my energy quite fast."
"Yoga will certainly help with that," Link said to Kirby.
(And that was how Kirby's final smash became from cooking to slashings of his mighty Rainbow Sword.)
Mario on the screen was putting in his best efforts to keep standing, when a white, pale hand patted his shoulder.
Looking back, there was a young woman with dark hair, a blue shirt, and black yoga/sweatpants standing, staring at the three.
With a swift, unexpected movement, the woman landed a hit on the three on the screen. The three were blown away with a rather loud whhhaaaathunnnk.
The TV tilted a little from the impact.
"Great work! Keep it up!" The TV seemed to praise the woman.
Right after, the woman said, "One, two, one two three!" Whistles were blown simultaneously at each word.
She performed a series of graceful yoga moves.
"I've never heard of a smasher who could fight using yoga moves." R.O.B. pointed out. Everyone had to agree. How did someone even fight with yoga moves at all?
The kids, on the other hand, had completely different opinions.
"Colorful," Ness said as he gazed at the woman's final smash attack, a barrage of several yoga poses in various different colors.
Eventually, the film ended with the woman giving a thumbs-up.
Wii Fit Trainer Weighs in,
The screen blackened, signifying that the film was over.
Link sat there, feeling freaked out in some ways. How in the world of Hyrule did that n? This was more than just a coincidence.
Kid smashers below near the screen were chattering excitedly, as always.
"A smasher that could do yoga moves?"
"Cool!"
"That's creative!"
"Look at me!" Ness partially mocked Wii Fit Trainer. "One, two, one, two, three!" he said, doing several yoga poses.
The adults laughed.
"Don't mock, Ness. It's not nice!" Zelda laughed.
"But it's funny, Auntie Zelda!" Zelda was like Ness's aunt ever since the smashers came to the Smash Manor.
Zelda laughed again in amusement.
The kids kept doing yoga moves, eventually collapsing into a massive heap of giggles and laughs.
"Pika pika!" Pikachu squealed. "Look at me! Pushups!" Pikachu bent down and up, in the exact way that he had been doing in the film.
Everyone roared with laughter again. Even Zelda didn't bother trying to remind the children that it was bad manners to mock people.
Master Hand bellowed his low laugh, opening the door for everyone to exit.
Later
Once again, it was lunch at the café. Today's special was cheezy cheeseburgers and a healthy salad.
"Blech. Salad." Lucas muttered.
"Eat the cheeseburger then! I'll eat your salad!" Ness angrily replied after Lucas repeated that phrase five times.
"Okay, then," Lucas pushed his salad to Ness, and Ness eagerly took it.
On the other side of the café, Wolf didn't care about that movie film that was just played. It was just a yoga lady. How could she possibly be so amazing? Whatever. Real tech and stuff is so much better...
He wolfed down his extra meaty cheezy-cheeseburger.
Zelda and Peach walked by.
"Another female smasher! More friends and stuff to talk about!"
Yeah. Wii-Fit Trainer would be a great friend."
Wolf sighed.
Lunch was soon over.
"Can we try yoga, please?" Popo asked, still excited about the film. He bugged Link hundreds of times, and finally Link gave up.
"Fine," he sighed, exasperated. He let the kids up to his room.
Turning on the TV, he went to his Wii menu and clicked on the Wii Fit game, once again.
He really didn't want the kids to mess up his room accidentally, but he also didn't want to watch the yoga, so he asked Zelda to watch over the kids. Zelda agreed. It seemed as if she wanted to say something else, but Link was out of the room already.
"I have to go to a meeting in fifteen minutes, so you'd better come back!"
Link unfortunately didn't hear, because he had turned on his phone, listening to music.
At Link's room
"This is going to be so fun!" Popo yelled enthusiastically, and the other kids nodded.
The first pose was the tree pose. The kid smashers balanced on one leg, mirroring the pose. They didn't do well, because often, they lost their balance.
It was quiet. Zelda was reading a magazine. The kids lost their interest in yoga, and slowly quit playing it.
"I have to go," Zelda said, and took her magazine, going out the door. The kids waved bye, and stared at the TV.
"Yoga's no fun at all..." Ness complained, accidentally throwing his remote he still had on at the TV. .
Ooops. That made rack in the TV screen.
"Uh oh..."
"Oh well. It's not really our fault, anyway. Let's wreck the room anyway, since we've already damaged some of it!" Popo cackled evilly.
"Let's not do that..." Toon Link warned, because he knew Link better than the others. Nana, being a good girl, as always, agreed with Link. Lucas didn't participate in the Room Wrecking either.
"Come on! Let's have some fun!" Popo and Ness tried to convince the others, but the three held their ground.
The three went to Toon Link's room and enjoyed playing with their Wii Console that was next door (it didn't have the Wii Fit game in it).
Meanwhile... Popo and Ness started to wreck Link's rooms. Nobody would be able to stop them anyway. They were pretty hyper sometimes, and this was one of the times. This was why the other three didn't bother trying to stop them.
Pikachu and Jigglypuff, just coming to their rooms for a break from Pokémon training, heard the commotion. They entered L8ink's room, where they realized that Ness and Popo had nearly destroyed the room.
"Wow... hi guys. You're really like a hurricane today!" Pikachu looked at the two hyperactive kids strangely.
"Yeah! Do you want to join us? This is fun!" Ness screamed, sending the green blankets of Link's bed to rip up and fly across the room, which knocked down the TV in the process.
"Ahhh... no thanks," Pikachu backed away.
"I'll join!" Jigglypuff squealed, diving towards the bathroom. Using inflate, Jigglypuff exploded the bathroom, with an explosive BBBAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!
Ness and Popo cackled maniacally, whooping and cheering at Jigglypuff's move.
Pikachu shuddered, and ran away, hoping to find Link or Zelda.
Four hours later...
Link and Zelda were on their way back to their rooms. They heard some thumpings and crashings.
"Well, it must be their crash crash bam bam game as they call it," Link smiled.
The crash crash bam bam game was a game where the kids would smash into various random objects. The first person to blow up 100 things won.
"No it isn't," Zelda responded. "They're doing it in your room."
"What? Hmmm... That is confusing. I'm going to check on my room, then."
He opened the door. But wait! There wasn't any door! Instead, there was a magic screen blocking the entrance.
"I can fix that," said a surprised Zelda, who used her powerful magic to remove the magic screen. And there was...
A catastrophe of Link's former room.
Everything was reduced to rubble, and the outer wall that lay between the room and the outside was blasted out.
"What the # $ %#$ (Actually when I typed it, it was an actual website! No kidding! Wow...)? Link screamed, clenching his fists. Zelda stayed away. It would be no use to try to calm down Link. He was like in a separate dimension right now.
"Sorry! Sorry! We were just trying to do yoga-move fighting!" the silly little troublemakers yelled out in fear.
"! #$ #$%#$^" (Wow! another one! Similar to the Extra Smashy Race story I was actually reading the other day! This is Deja vu for me, and I really didn't make that up!) Link shrieked all the way as he chased down the scared troublemakers.
Nervous giggles, cringes, and some 'Oh my gosh...' were heard from two rooms over.
A screaming Link in the Manor would be catastrophic, but whatever. Oh well.
Author's Notes: ...
Well, that was catastrophic. 'Yoga moves' led to the destruction to Link's room. One angry Link + three troublemakers being chased equals...
Even more disaster. Whoops. Uh oh.
Well, see you all next time! Review and comment and like/share/etc. all of that stuff. Thanks. :)