A/N: I had a blast playing video games, Stevie has a boo?! Who knew?! I talked to her yesterday she's happy about their union they are Stenise we're trying to work out the kinks on a few things sway her in the direction of the cute, cuddly, and furry. I toned it down with my clowning it wasn't too bad, with this chapter? Hmm…I think. Well, you tell me. Shall you?
Happy Reading (:
Kianna's POV
"And we are back from commercial break! Next on the line we have Monica! Hey! How is PawPaw and what do you think of Sarah?"
"PawPaw is fine he's over there talking to his betta fishes we're about to head out the door, I had to get him in check taking advantage of me on the couch, also I would like to thank Jenny for buying Jazzy her Barbie dolls and more, she loves playing with them, my thoughts on Sarah I don't really have any feelings about her. She is thirsty and falls for anything."
"I don't fall for anything. Where are the Tankettes?! Call!"
"Shut up Sarah! Did we ask you for your commentary! That's true; you know what I'm going to ask next, what's your favorite cereal?"
"Fav cereals are Pops, Corn Flakes, with the rooster on it, and Rice Krispies."
"Wait! Before you hang up PawPaw and you on the couch, y'all couldn't find a room to get it in?"
"When it's hot, it's hot. Pawpaw is a hound dog he's horny all the time."
"He ain't never caught a rabbit and he ain't no friend of mine that's true I don't follow him! Okay…sorry Kianna the song was right there. Thanks for the info I'll stop by for dinner! Have my plate on the side."
"Next on the line we have…"
"Wait am I going to ever get to tell my side of the story Mercedes Mafia is going ham on me, telling me what they think about me, can I tell them what I think about them? I think they're rude and jealous of the life I live!"
"Hell fuck no! The life you live that's a good joke. Damn girl I'm in tears. What kind of life you think they'd want? Don't even answer you probably going to say be with the best man of all time Tank. You are just a sad excuse for a woman, next we have Kayah16. You know it favorite cereal?"
"Stop being a dumbass and go get some good dick. Favorite cereal I don't have one."
"She doesn't have one that's okay we still love you, we are going on break 15, 15 minutes before the hour."
Sam's POV
"Go long Ian! Nice catch! I'm going to go check on the food. Hey Conniehey nice to see you playing nice with Lord Tubbington, is this a change in the right direction?"
Arf [For now.]
Meow [I concur although I still can't stand this flea beast.]
Arf [Same goes for your ass too chubby pussy. You better run I'll give you a head start you're going to need it.]
Bloop [When is PawPaw going give as me a damn name?]
Bloop [Why are we at the cookout we some fish. Look at him over there with Monica. How did he score her?!]
"Uncle Puck can I flip a burger like I did the first time we had a cookout."
"Sure, you remember it's all in the wrist!"
"Yes, I do, Conniehey watch Chef TJ flip this burger." Puck picked up TJ up. "See Conniehey one hand! I had to do it with two before."
"That was great TJ go run along and play Stevie, man the grill Puck you can talk to Cedes and I now about what you found out the past week."
"Now but…"
"I got this go ahead and tell Sam what you shared with us."
"Okay." He handed Stevie the spatula and apron. "I just flipped the chickens, TJ flipped this burger right there."
"Mercedes, come here Puck is going to talk to us now let's go to my study, how is Lucky doing?" I closed the door sitting on the couch.
"Lucky is fine he text me not to long ago so let me cut to the chase I got in contact with one of Tank baby mother's I really didn't get much from her other than the stuff we already know he's crazy, how she got away from him, I did see Tank in passing I followed him to a storage unit he's not being generous no more, and he has a new car too."
Mercedes rolled her eyes. "His mother check done hit his pockets for him to buy a car, that's all."
"Yeah, nothing really exciting going on with him I don't know if he's living in the house or he's moved. Have y'all heard anything from him recently?"
"He texted Mercedes phone asking is her song about him I didn't respond while browsing the web I checked the spy app he was at TJ's school not this one the school he was going to attend until we moved."
"Doing what?"
"He took pictures of the lower school entrance visited for about a week either scooping out surveillance cameras or I don't know doing a dummy run maybe, who knows but he got arrested today he was at the school calling children over showing them TJ's photo, you know JT's mom from TJ's birthday party she and Mary went in on him."
"Say what?!" He smiled. "Denise?! She seems like a lady that doesn't take any kind of mess, what is her weapon of choice, inquiring minds want to know?" He grabbed a pen and a piece of paper. "Okay go ahead."
"She had a razor, a hatchet, some salt, along with tambourines that was Mary's doing, no Tana didn't show up I would have died if I was told she did."
"Hmmm…I like her. She got a boyfriend?"
"I don't know I didn't ask her about her personal life she was riding cloud nine after that she probably still hasn't come down you could hear the excitement in her voice."
"I know that feeling it's amazing." He wiped his eyes. "Hearing that has bought a few tears to my eyes. You see when you lay hands on Tank it's like…"
"FOODS DONE!" TJ yelled knocking on the door.
"Thanks TJ for the news! We'll be out there shortly." I patted his shoulder. "Come on Puck get yourself together. Come on baby let's get back out there. I'm starvin' like Marvin, where is Santana this dinner won't be right until she blesses the food."
"Yeah, Brittany where is Santana?"
"She had to step away to do an interview I sent her a text saying the food was ready, she said turn on the app, she's going to bless the food from a distance."
"J3 hit The KiJay Smith Show app."
He smacked his lips. "I'm not opening no damn app until Mercedes sends me a text message!"
"Fine! I'll send you the text message! Start up the freaking up! This man bothering me over text message!"
"That's all I ask for here we go. Wow…"
Kianna's POV con'd
"Wow she doesn't have one! That's cool, we still love you! This will be our final call, and it's queencee before you say anything I have a ditty don't mind me." I cleared my throat. "She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be. Alright queencee."
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! I am so lost for words right now but I regained them during my song intro I'm queencee to tell Sarah this you are one nasty ass hoe. That's all I got to say. I'll pray for that baby."
"What I didn't even ask her, her favorite cereal and now it's time for our guest a lot of you have been wondering where she has been at so have I, I give you the wonderful, the talented the pray warrior herself Sister Santana Lopez-Pierce. How are you?"
"I am blessed and highly favored truly it's an honor to be here on this day the Lord has made we shall rejoice and be glad in it. Um… I suppose to be at a dinner but I couldn't pass down this invitation, hopefully they have me on the The KiJay Smith Show app, let us bow our heads because I have to bless the food, Padre te damos gracias por este primer día de clases todos los niños están de vuelta fuera de la casa, le damos las gracias por la comida que fue preparada por la familia del Evan, yo también quiero dar un especial agradecimiento y felicitaciones a María y Denise para asolaron tanque, hay una bendición en su azotes! Gracias por las armas de elección que a golpearlo abajo bendecid a medida que los conectamos a su cuerpo por los daños, le pedimos que aunque le hagamos el odio con una pasión que sobrevive, lo necesito para sobrevivir porque el señor no es a través de conmigo todavía, me bendice ahora con nuevas formas de darle una paliza que te pido por todas estas cosas y más Amén y Amén. [Translation: Father we thank you for this first day of school all of the kids are back out of the house, we thank you for the food that was prepared by the Evan's family, I also want to give a special shout out and kudos to Mary and Denise for they beat down Tank, there is a blessing in his whipping! Thank you for the weapons of choice to beat him down bless them as we connect them to his body for harm, we ask that though we may hate him with a passion that he survives, I need him to survive because the lord isn't through with me yet, he's blessing me right now with new ways to beat him up I ask you for all these things and more Amen and Amen."
Sam's POV
"That was some prayer! I had to reheat up the hot dogs, hamburgers, steak, and chicken. Anyone wants some chicken."
"No, it tastes like Sarah." They all said.
"Well, Brittany can Tubby have the chicken?"
"Yeah, he loves chicken he told me it tastes like fish."
"Fish! He told you that?"
"Yup, we spoke during our show."
"That's strange chicken tasting like fish, in other news Stacey and I are a couple, we're Jacey! We've been together for a little while, we were outed earlier by TJ, kids don't worry y'all can keep the money."
"That's good to know I was gonna keep it anyway put it in my piggy bank for my bail for when I beat up Gabby."
"Gabby! Don't it she's not worth it." TJ snatched Gabby hotdog from her hands. "This is a good hot dog you don't throw it eat it! Glam-ma can you pour me some juice. Thank you."
"Here you go, you know TJ you get a strike for calling my baby girl out her name, her name is Jasmine not Gabby."
"It was only a mistake I had Gabby on my mind she's always mind, she's always my mind. I'm thinking about remixing that song for my mixtape."
"Can I be on your mixtape TJ? I got vocals!" Jazzy cleared her throat. "Gabby to the left to the left…"
"No! He didn't ask you wanna be side piece but you not a piece of this. I'm so over so good It sucks to be you right now… You see me riding on the bike with the my boo I love and I'm like forget you, oo oo oo I guess him dissing you twice wasn't enough and I'm like forget you and scoot back too, he gon' be rich one day I'm still gonna be with him, now at that som shhh I have no pain in my chest so I still wish you the best with forget you oo oo oo yeah I'm sorry, he can afford a Ferrari, but he will not drive you there, I'm Xbox and you an Atari but the way I play my game is fair…."
"Hey! Y'all both need to calm down we will not be arguing over family dinner tweaking songs! If you don't have anything nice to say about each other keep your mouths shut! You understand me Gabby and Jazzy."
"Yes ma'am."
"Yes, Aunt Cedes."
"Good. " J3 reached across the table grabbing for Mercedes phone she popped his hand. "Yes, J3."
"I'm just wondering did you send me my text."
"You still waiting on a text hasn't it been a week since we been back, Mercedes what's going on with your phone?"
"I don't know! I got it fixed something was laggy but yes J3 I did send your text it's a schedule one, so did anyway here catch Sarah on the radio?"
"I caught a little bit of it she wanted the Tankettes to T up, what was that all about?" Quinn said.
"What I got from the interview that she was trying to talk to Ki and Jay but they were too busy ordering stuff off Amazon, they were talking about cereal. That was the hilarious part I totally forgot that Sarah called in until Jay recognized her then went to commercial break and the dragging began! Mercedes Mafia doesn't play when it comes to their diva!"
"Got that right PRAISE!"
"Jazzy go drop this in the fish bowl."
"Daddy this is cut up piece of hot dogs. They eat fish food. I can't put that up in there. Here Tubby!"
Meow [Thank you. Why aren't you eating Conniehey?]
Arf [I have my figure to watch.]
Jenny's POV
"Amen. Man that was a long prayer. Did you call out Denise and Mary name?"
"Yes, that touched me in my spirit. I just want to apologize for burning down your studio earlier it was very wrong of me to do that."
"No, it wasn't wrong of you at all, I knew you just wanted to offer Tank and Sarah up as burnt offerings, and speaking of Sarah she's still on the line. Sarah."
"What the hell are you doing on the phone? Here I am calling you, I know you heard that click or damn beep shit."
"I'm on the phone with The KiJay Smith Show, Mercedes Mafia tried to go in on me but none of that shit felt like nothing. Tank told me to tell them that I was pregnant and send over a pregnancy test so I can get on the show it worked!"
"HEY! YO! YEAH YOU GET THE FUCK OUT MY STUDIO! RIGHT NOW! DON'T COLLECT GO, LIKE WE KNEW SHE WAS LYING FROM THE START! THIS IS SARAH! A DELUSIONAL ASS CHICK THAT'S A THIRSTY BITCH! A WALKING STD!"
"Got that right, what's her address?"Santana lit a match I blew it out. "Wait! I wasn't going to."
"She wants my address! Let me hang up this phone! You're never going to get it!
"Yes, I am! I got my ways hoe!"
"I know you weren't going to but the building is back up and the fire department isn't outside they went out for lunch. I texted the chief before you got here. So, many of fans have been wondering where you been, so they sent in some questions for us to ask you."
"Oh good! I hope they aren't too hard."
"They're not; you're going to love these questions they all are pertaining to Tank."
"Eee bee bee el shie tie I thank ya! What's the first question?"
"Hmm…I felt that. How did it feel to almost light him on fire at his own mother's funeral? That's an excellent question. I've been wondering myself."
"I was this close. Those folk in radio-land can't see but my index finger and thumb that's how close I was they were touching I had that rush of adrenaline you get when you watching a game you can't keep still somewhat jittery my heart was racing until Ray snatched my matches away from me talk about killjoy."
"That really sucks could have had a twofer in one day Tank and his mother, next question, where your mind was when you first found out that Tank was beating Mercedes?
"My mind at that time was focused on Mercedes praying waiting in the gap that she'd get out of that situation once she was safe all focus turned to him my mind was gone back it came back when he popped up at their house getting beat."
"Yeah, that was a great beat-down the multigenerational on at that this question asks, how would you have handled the restraining order with Tank?"
"There wouldn't be no restraining order to give out once he head his hands on me he wouldn't be walking or sitting I'd slide a flat iron up his behind that steam would come out his nose. Don't try it with me."
"Ouch. Serves him right, do you see yourself lighting his ass up one more time?"
"Yes, I do I dream about it on the regular. He has to go! He has got to go! All of the reviewers been tired of his ass from the jump."
"Someone wants to know when you get your hands on rank tank, what's the first part of him you're going to set on fire? P.S. I hope it's his left nut!"
"Probably will be the left nut or right he doesn't need them he's caused enough damage as it is."
"What is your vision for Tank's future? Death? Jail?"
"My vision for Tank is for him and I to meet in a dark alley let me have my way I'll leave him there for someone to find him and it can go from there. He's too good for jail in my eyes six feet under is where he belongs."
"Do you see yourself teaming up with people in the near future to get Tank shutting him down lighting him up? Like with Stenise, Puck, or anyone else?"
"Yes, I do Denise and Mary I wouldn't mind teaming up with them, Puck will be down for the cause, Stevie probably will be too. We can make this social affair."
"This is the final question, when are you going to finish the job permanently on his ass?"
"Good question! I don't but pray it's soon."
"Okay, thank you for coming in Santana on short notice I know the readers are going to love to hear from you, is there any way for them to get in contact with you, twitter, IG, FB?"
"I don't have any of those but I may take over PawPaw's twitter account he hasn't been active in a few days or so you can hit me up on there."
"Alright that's all of The KiJay Smith Show you guys have a good one we'll be back soon. We out! *COMMERICAL BREAK* Sunday at the I MADE IT THROUGH GARDEN OF EDEN COGIC it will be our Minister of Music appreciation service won't you come, won't you come all are welcomed! We'll have performances by our mass choir, the children's choir, the senior citizen choir, also guest singer Mercedes Jones-Evans. You will NOT want to miss this! Be blessed and highly favored*
PawPaw's POV
"Man! That cookout food was good I over did it with the ribs." I belched. "I still taste them I need some Tums, Jazzy all tucked in?"
"Yeah, we need to talk Herbie about this chick Mary Sue. Who is she to you?"
I tossed back 5 Tums chewing them one by one. "She don't mean nothing to me she's just a fig in my imagination you are the only one for me." I puckered up my lips Monica mushed my face.
"Don't kiss me, I've been hearing about you doing things behind my back I'm not going to spill all of your business but if word gets back to me that you trying to get booed up with another you better call Tyrone call him but you can't use my phone."
"I don't want to call nobody but you. I'm sorry I'll do better and it's going to start by me naming this fish, fishy and fishy fishy. That's an improvement over what I had, now that is out the way, let's discuss this when are we going to get married? "
"We can get married anytime because I'm spring on the D and our colors are I thought about this long and hard purple and gold to show that we're royalty you are the King and I'm the Queen."
"Yeah, I like that how about we get married in the next chapter? I wonder if I can get the Mighty Clouds of Joy to perform at the reception."
Mercedes POV
"Amen. Sleep tight."
"I will, mommy you never answered my question do you have my money? I want to go shopping buy Conniehey and me something."
"Yes, TJ we'll go shopping later in the week so you can buy you something."
"Great! Night."
"Night baby." I gave TJ a kiss turning of his light leaving his room. "Who is calling me this late? Oh. Hi Damion yes, you got some more songs for me excellent! Yes, I can come to the studio tomorrow what time, noon? TJ gets out of school at noon, yes! I'll see you tomorrow bye. Yes! I got more songs!" I set my phone on the night stand. "I got more songs. Get it Mercedes."
"I love the way you shake it you are turning me on." He wrapped me in a hug. "Oooh someone is happy."
"Sam I'm not in the mood for sex, I know I told you that I'd jump on your stick and give it a little massage but it's not there! I'm sorry baby."
He lowered his head throwing himself on the bed. "You know I can count the number of times that we've done it on one hand since we've been pregnant, 4 times. I want it, I need it. It's at attention. It's saluting."
"I wish that I could do this for you but I've lost interest. My libido is gone."
"Where tell her to come back?!"He covered his face slowly inhaling and exhaling. "I'm sorry this is something new to me I did read that some women lose their drive and in others it increases I was hoping you'd be like…"
"It's my hormones it's not lack of desire trust me when I tell you this my mind is there but my body isn't."
"Did you experience this with TJ?"
"I did I didn't have a desire then look who I was with. Sam, when I get the desire you'll know."
"Yeah, look, I have to use the bathroom."
AJE's POV
Ohhh I don't know what to do about this dream and you my dream did come true daddy can't play the game, daddy can't play the game, daddy can't play the game I love their harmonies, I hear the sound of victory, I know that things are gonna change for me, I make the sound everywhere I go, silk 2 G 2000 watts, there's no meeting in their bedroom so daddy please go to sleep there's no meeting in their room so daddy please go to sleep, there's no meeting there's no bedroom, that was Silk, next Nannie Mac Everybody Know Me! *removes headphones*? Mommy? What wait? Did I hear that right? I won't see daddy's stick! Man! I need a new tambourine but I got this *pulls out washboard*
Mercedes Vijayjay POV
I haven't been interested to go for a ride on the white chocolate thunder I don't even remember my last rendezvous there are no cobwebs up in here so she must be doing something. I've been talking to AJE to keep me company she's a smart little sweet potato baby she has every trinket under the sun in there. That tambourine solo was something and now she has a washboard. Pray Mercedes gets aroused soon I need the light to stay on like Motel 6. I miss getting a massage.
Sam's Stick POV
Hello myhiggins25, sweetiedee, monni2215, zeejack, muffin0307, Zini, Kayah16, queencee and Jujubee58 and other readers I guess we haven't been properly introduce I'm Sam's stick you can tell by my POV when I first arrived on the scene that sent many of you up in an uproar I was too busy getting my jump on I flopped up and down many of you were slayed some of you were reviewing from beyond the grave. A lot of you might be wondering if I gain stick entry yet, the answer is no as you just read the last time I saw AJE she had some matches I don't know why she doesn't like me, it's because of me being a transporter that got her there. She should thank me for that y'all stand in the gap for me Sam hands isn't like Mercedes. It's all nice toasty and warm she massages me just right. Woooo! I done got happy I'm not limpy no more. I posted a picture of me online someone wasn't impressed with my size but like Maya Angelou said, I rise, I rise, I rise, so do I. Uh-oh here comes Sam hand I guess I'm not getting any tonight. I miss going in and out.
Mercedes POV
"I got to go have a great day at school TJ I love you." TJ raised his arm signing I love you. "You're going to the studio today; I have one word of advice for you."
"What advice is that?"
"SLLLAAAAAY!" He laughed kissing me. "I got to go."
"Have a good day at work baby I'll see you when you get back. TJ let's go! Put the controller down you'll play later. Stevie are you going to join us, you were a little emotional yesterday."
"Yeah, I was, I'll join you guys today."
"Great you can meet Ms. Toles. Bye Conniehey I'll see you in a few hours I left some treats for you to find around the house a scavenger hunt of your own."
Arf [Thank you TJ! You know I love you.]
"I love you too boy! Come on Ray, Azimo, and Uncle Stevie!" TJ grabbed Stevie's hand running out the house.
"Ray, here are the keys. You can drive."
"Okay, are you going to have an emotional…"
"No." I blew my nose. "Yes, I am just he's in school! You'll be the same way once you have kids. You're already? Okay."
"I'm not trying to mess up your mood or but have you, you know."
"Seen him no, don't want to heard from him yes, I know we gave y'all a couple days off you're going to be bought up to speed but not in front of TJ."
"Yup! BACK TO SCHOOL! I'VE BEEN COUNTING DOWN THE HOURS!"
I dabbed my eyes, Mercedes, TJ is happy about school so should you be as well. "Ray just park right here, Stevie come along with me."
"See you later alligators! Hi Chey."
"Hi TJ."
"TJ who is she, she don't look like she belongs in kindergarten."
"She don't she's in the 3rd or 4th grade. Good Morning, Ms. Toles, I would like you to meet my favorite uncle in the world Uncle Stevie. I'm going to put my things in my cubby."
"Nice to meet you, TJ talked so highly of you, I'm sure he told you the kids wanted to know more about you, maybe you can volunteer in the classroom. Mercedes I want to thank you again for this bottle of pills I had to use them not too long after you left these kids are going to do me in this school year."
"I saw you pop them I peeked in, just checking on TJ."
"Yes, I heard that. I can come to school with TJ?! Mercedes! You hear that!"
"I heard that Stevie."
"Uncle Stevie I to introduce to my friends come on. Everyone this is Uncle Stevie the best gamer in the world! That's Michael, Samantha, and Pierre did my advice help on that video game?"
"Look at him…let's go Stevie get up from the table it's too small for you, we have to get going, we have Azimio and Ray are waiting in the truck."
"Okay, I was about to color a picture." He tossed down the crayon. "Ms. Toles can I take this with me?"
"Are you sure he's not your other son? Yes, Stevie you can take it."
"Thank you! Bye TJ give me a hug. Alright. Who is calling me?" He pulled out his phone. "Oh…hey baby."
"Baby?! Stevie you got a girlfriend?! Since when?! I'm sorry for getting loud, see you at noon baby. Stevie who is this girl? I already losing it over TJ and school now you got a boo too! My babies! This is too much everyone is growing up!"
Sarah's POV
"Why are you here and Tank isn't? Don't tell me that they took him away."
"They did when I was escorted out Tank wasn't nowhere to be found. Are you going to try to bail him out?"
"Yeah, I'm going to have to I don't want him to suffer up in there with those crooks and thieves. He's my husband."
"What happened to your eye?" He scrunched up his face. "Looks like you ran into something."
"Nothing, I did run into something, who should we call to bail him out?"
"Bail bondsmen I'm not putting up my money to get him out can't you call one of your sugar daddies and get the money?"
"I'd have to do something for it to get it I'm not about the life anymore I'm loyal to Tank only. What questions did they ask you?"
"Why was I there? Did I know of Tank having a restraining order? Was I previously involvement in anything involving Tank? I lied, I stayed my ass in the car Tank probably would have gotten away with it if that lady didn't go crazy. I don't even want to think about that. They had a praise break, their children kicked him, it was crazy I didn't get my ass out the car in fear that I would be the next one. So, what's next in our plan after we get Tank out? But first can you handle this for me…." I undid his pants. "Ahhh…yeah, suck it."
A/N: I'll leave it right there. Will Tank get out? What songs will Mercedes record? What questions will she get asked on It's Unique. Will she get her libido back? Until tomorrow iamJLS