Hey Guys! Remember me from the last chappie? Well if you don't (you have an awful memory), check it out (unless you don't want to, I understand). WELL...Heres another! This one is completely different from the last one, except it's still GRATSU! I've decided this is going to be a running gag, since their super easy and fun to write. This ones longer (why aren't you happy?)
Disclaimer: I don't own fairy tail, BUT I own the plot (no one would try to steal it anyway though :((((((()
Evil Vampire
A Screenplay
EXT. MAGNOLIA - AFTERNOON
Icy MR. GREY FULLBUSTER is arguing with NATSU DRAGNEEL. GREY tries to hug NATSU but he shakes him off.
GREY
Please Natsu, don't leave me.
NATSU
I'm sorry Grey, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
GREY
I am such a person!
NATSU frowns.
NATSU
I'm sorry, Grey. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
NATSU leaves.
GREY sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, oblivious bar owner MR. LOKE ECLIPSE barges in looking flustered.
GREY
Goodness, Loke! Is everything okay?
LOKE
I'm afraid not.
GREY
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
LOKE
It's ... a vampire ... I saw an evil vampire tickle a bunch of children!
GREY
Defenseless children?
LOKE
Yes, defenseless children!
GREY
Bloomin' heck, Loke! We've got to do something.
LOKE
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
GREY
You can start by telling me where this happened.
LOKE
I was...
LOKE fans himself and begins to wheeze.
GREY
Focus Loke, focus! Where did it happen?
LOKE
Hargeon! That's right - Hargeon!
GREY springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
GREY rushes along the street, followed by LOKE. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. HARGEON - SHORTLY AFTER
LUCY HEARTFELIA an evil vampire terrorises two children.
GREY, closely followed by LOKE, rushes towards LUCY, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
LOKE
What is is? What's the matter?
GREY
That's not just any old vampire, that's Lucy Heartfelia!
LOKE
Who's Lucy Heartfelia?
GREY
Who's Lucy Heartfelia? Who's Lucy Heartfelia? Only the most evil vampire in the universe!
LOKE
Blinkin' knickers, Grey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most evil vampire in the universe!
GREY
You can say that again.
LOKE
Blinkin' knickers, Grey! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most evil vampire in the universe!
GREY
I'm going to need magic powers, lots of magic powers.
Lucy turns and sees Grey and Loke. She grins an evil grin.
LUCY
Grey Fullbuster, we meet again.
LOKE
You've met?
GREY
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young GREY is sitting in a park listening to some pop music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees LUCY. He takes off his headphones.
LUCY
Would you like some ice lolly?
GREY's eyes light up, but then he studies LUCY more closely, and looks uneasy.
GREY
I don't know, you look kind of evil.
LUCY
Me? No. I'm not evil. I'm the least evil vampire in the world.
GREY
Wait, you're a vampire?
GREY runs away, screaming.
EXT. HARGEON - PRESENT DAY
LUCY
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
LOKE
(To GREY) You ran away?
GREY
(To LOKE) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
GREY turns to LUCY.
GREY
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
GREY runs away.
He turns back and shouts.
GREY
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with magic powers.
LUCY
I'm not scared of you.
GREY
You should be.
EXT. CROCUS - LATER THAT DAY
GREY and LOKE walk around searching for something.
GREY
I feel sure I left my magic powers somewhere around here.
LOKE
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly magic powers.
GREY
You know nothing Loke Eclipse.
LOKE
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, LUCY appears, holding a pair of magic powers.
LUCY
Looking for something?
LOKE
Crikey, Grey, she's got your magic powers.
GREY
Tell me something I don't already know!
LOKE
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
GREY
I know that already!
LOKE
I love you Grey, I always have.
LUCY
(appalled) Dude!
While LUCY is looking at LOKE with confusion, GREY lunges forward and grabs his deadly magic powers. He wields them, triumphantly.
GREY
Prepare to die, you evil potato!
LUCY
No please! All I did was tickle a bunch of children!
NATSU enters, unseen by any of the others.
GREY
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Grey Fullbuster defender of innocent children.
LUCY
Don't hurt me! Please!
GREY
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these magic powers on you right away!
LUCY
Because Grey, I am your mother.
GREY looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.
GREY
No you're not!
LUCY
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
LUCY tries to grab the magic powers but GREY dodges out of the way.
GREY
Who's the mummy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, LUCY slumps to the ground.
LOKE
Did she just faint?
GREY
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly magic powers.
GREY crouches over LUCY's body.
LOKE
Be careful, Grey. It could be a trick.
GREY
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Lucy Heartfelia is dead!
GREY
What?
GREY
Yes, it appears that I scared her to death.
LOKE claps his hands.
LOKE
So your magic powers did save the day, after all.
NATSU steps forward.
NATSU
Is it true? Did you kill the evil vampire?
GREY
Natsu how long have you been...?
NATSU puts his arm around GREY.
NATSU
Long enough.
GREY
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Lucy Heartfelia.
NATSU
Then the children are safe?
GREY
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable children enter, looking relived.
NATSU
You are their hero.
The children bow to GREY.
GREY
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Lucy Heartfelia will never tickle children ever again, is enough for me.
NATSU
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the children passes GREY a delicious ice lolly
NATSU
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
GREY
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.
GREY
Well, if you insist.
GREY takes the ice lolly.
GREY
Thank you.
The children bow their heads once more, and leave.
GREY turns to NATSU.
GREY
Does this mean you want me back?
NATSU
Oh, Grey, of course I want you back!
GREY smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.
GREY
Well you can't have me.
NATSU
WHAT?
GREY
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a vampire to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
NATSU
But...
GREY
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, maybe soon to be more, Loke.
LOKE grins.
NATSU
But...
LOKE
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
NATSU
Grey?
GREY
I'm sorry Natsu, but I think you should skidaddle.
NATSU leaves.
LOKE turns to GREY.
LOKE
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
GREY
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly LOKE stops.
LOKE
Because when I said I love you, you know I was just trying to distract the vampire don't you?
GREY
What? I broke up with a hot guy for THIS?
THE END
THERE WILL BE MORE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA (not only Gratsu though)