Magical Magnolia

by helynn

Pretty much the crappiest, shortest story you will ever read (but with impeccable grammar!) Gratsu! (other random pairings in later chapters) Don't judge on the first chapter and if you positively review I'll love you forever! (Judge as much as you want once you get to the later chapters!) NO FLAMES, I'm new to this. Updating Saturday

3. Chapter 3

Aren't you just SO HAPPY I'm back (A DAY EARLY TOO)? If not, too bad, I am here anyway! Thank you to my lovely reviewers, this one's for you. This story is my life's work, it's so deep you will have to read it like 25 times just to understand how deep the first line is (not as deep as my soul tho muahahaha) Here is a new pairing, (GRATSU FOREVER THOUGH) it is normally known in this fandom as...JERZA (or Erzal I don't judge-jokes I am judging you SO HARD right now, seriously stop calling it that) I'm doing jerza at the request of an anonymous reviewer! Feel free to give ideas just like they did!

Disclaimer:

Jellal: As I'm returningstorm's favourite character above ALL muahaha I SHALL DO THE DISCLAIMER, she no own me, or my love, or ANYONE EVER.

Me:...thanks?

Dear Erza Scarlet,

I cherish The Tower of Heaven, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a crazy girl who I would torture and kill her friend with my bare hands. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than a crazy girl who I would torture and kill her friend with my bare hands.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you sleeping in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous spelling (casting spells) skills.

You have feet like pointy carrots and the reddest hair I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to murder those pointy carrot feet and torture that red hair.

You're so special with your yummy ways. The way you handle your Simon (sorry 'bout that btw) shows great patience and sympathy.

I know that to you I'm just a sweaty slave driver but I think we could be happy together, loving like two wild bunnies.

Please, say you'll be mine Erza Scarlet!

All my love
Jellal Fernandes

PS This letter only means anything if your dowry has increased to FIVE sheep and THREE cows!

PPS I am hot lalalalala I'm the hottest on the show

PPPS I throw my shirt up in the air sometimes saying

AAAAAOOOOO I'm so hot though

Jellal is hot

Thanks for reading! I must go eat cod now

Review! If you already have I love you!