A/N: I had y'all slain again! Lol I hit up one of you and she said that there is no hope for me that I can't be cured of this clowning I think I can be just got to have faith! All of you extend your hand towards your screen if you are sitting at your laptop both hands, tablet hold it with one hand extended with the other same goes with your phones and repeat after me we're going to declare and decree this, Lord increase the jokes, increase Jenny's humor! Bless her! Hey! Heeey, ebebeyashondo. Now hi-five your screen five times. Read this. Read this. Read this!
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Sam's POV
It's Friday! The start of the weekend has finally arrived this week inched by I don't know if it was school starting up or I haven't had any in a minute it's a packed week! "Hi mom, where am I? Actually I'm on my way to pick up TJ from school, Mercedes is in the studio laying down some more tracks, no Stevie isn't with me, he's up to something I'm sure he'll be back at the house when we get there, first game is this Sunday I'm looking forward to that. I just got here yes, mom I can't wait to see you tomorrow. Love you too, bye." I got out the car someone was blowing their horn. "Who is blowing their horn like that? Oh, it's PawPaw. Hi PawPaw, where is Monica?"
"Oh, she had to work I got to pick up Jessica."
"Who is Jessica? Don't you mean Jasmine?"
He clapped his hands. "Yeah, yeah that's her I knew it was a J name, I was right Sam we're thinking of taking the kids to Six Flags on Saturday you know celebrating them going back to school and all. Are you interested?"
"Yeah, I'm in, my mother is returning tomorrow, what time?"
"We are thinking about heading out there around 2 or 3 after my nooner. Have you had a nooner? Just a midday treat."
"PawPaw let's not talk about that right now. There goes the bell. Oh saved by the bell once again."
"Daddy!" He jumped in my arms I spun him around. "Wooo…I thought mommy was going to pick me up today?! Hi PawPaw, where is Glam-ma?"
"Work, y'all go ahead on I'll check up with you guys later. There go my baby girl, Jasmine."
"Hi daddy, why you got fishy 1 and fishy 2 with you…"
"Mommy, is at the studio working on her CD you want to go home to get changed first or stop by the studio?"
"Studio!"
"Okay studio it is. I stopped off and got you a little something a treat this is what I'm going to do all of the times I pick you up from school."
"What?"
"Are you all buckled in?" He nodded his head. "Okay, daddy stopped off and got you this." I held up the box.
"A Happy Meal! Yes! Can I eat it now?"
"No, you can eat it once we get to the studio. Tell daddy what you learned in school this week the happenings of kindergarten." I blew my horn waving to PawPaw.
"Well we take attendance every morning, pledge of allegiance to the flag, we go to the calendar to move the little bus along to tell us what day it is, we sing the Days of the Week song, then we say our alphabet she picks one kid to hold the pointy stick I got to hold it today. I was Ms. Toles special helper and the line leader, we learned this week about the rules of the classroom no hitting, biting or talking when others are talking if you do, any of those you get a warning, next timeout, then she calls your mommy sending home a note or Head Master Beiste. I don't want Ms. Toles to call mommy she'd probably give me a part 2."
"Yeah, we don't want mommy to come up there. Did anyone get timeout this week?"
"Uh-huh Gabby and Jazzy at the same time, Ms. Toles had to pop some more Aleve I figured out they are the stress of her life and the classroom, she told me that, also today we drew our self-portraits she put them on the bulletin board, we read a book The Night Before Kindergarten, we did our shapes copying them, then the ultimate fun we played! That was school this week, tell me how was work? I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!"
"That was an AWESOME first week of school! I am so ready for football too! Work this week was amazing! We are ready to take on those Texans and whip their butts!"
"Yup daddy we gon' show them how us Chargers get it done! Backwards hi-five!" I flipped my hand backwards. "BOOM!"
"Excited to see grandma tomorrow?"
"I am! Is granny coming back anytime soon?"
"Um…granny will be coming back she's returning for the gender reveal party we're going to have once we find out if you're getting a brother or a sister."
"Brother! Mommy is having a boy! If it's a girl I'm going to be slain and Conniehey too she's going to have us wrapped around her finger having tea parties and wearing those ugly hats and holding my pinky up Conniehey his paw. I'm not up for it Gabby and Jazzy are enough! I don't need any more stress than I already have! Just keep me near the cross with those two!"
I shook my head. "Let's stop off and get mommy something to eat from Chipotle and me something too. I got the door. You're welcome."
"Welcome to Chipotle what can I get for you?"
"I'll have a burrito bowl with steak and barbacoa, cilantro lime brown rice, fajita veggies, salsa, guac, sour cream, and cheese two of those and Nantucket nectar cherry pomegranate make that 3 of those."
"Okay the total is $27.66…"
"TJ why are you tapping me on my leg what's..." I looked up.
"Hi Sam, wassup TJ." He extended his hand. "Oh, you can't shake my hand wassup with that, we good."
"No, we're not good, what are you doing around here in San Diego?"
"I'm down here with a friend for the game on Sunday, you excited." I looked him up and down. "I take that as a no. Where is Mercedes?"
"That is none of your got damn business!" I put my hand over TJ's mouth.
"TJ, don't. Don't say anything."
"Sir here you go."
I grabbed the bag. "Thank you, come on TJ let's go. Here you can carry this bag."
"Aww you not going to say goodbye to Uncle Shane."
I groaned. "Go. Man. What are they doing down here? TJ hold my hand."
"Sam! I know you see me! Sam! It's like that, you go ahead and be with that nasty bit..."
TJ snatched his hand from mine. "First off you will not call my mommy out her name you horse-face looking thot you wished you looked as good her I heard you on The KiJay Smith Show I loved how they paid you no mind they just like." He opened his hand blowing. "Dust! Like I'm about to Sahara try me! Thirsty sand looking chick a camel has more beauty than you!"
"Sam, you gonna let him talk to me like that?"
"Yes! Let's go TJ. Bye Ashy Felicia!"
Mercedes POV
"How did that sound Damion?"
"Good, come on out here let's listen to it. There you go." Damion played the track back. "Bum da da da, hey 'cause I got the fire! Go Mercedes! Go! Hey!"
"Oooh AJE must love this song she's just kicking up a storm. You like the song baby? She's kicking again. Baby girl loves it."
"Go mommy, go mommy, DJ TJ is on the ones and twos kick back let me show you what I'm about to do, my mommy is the D-I-V-A scoot back wannabe's cause she's about to slay, coming back to take her place at the top, cause y'all know she is the cream of the crop, y'all had autotunes and assistance to adjust your vocals to hit those notes that you missed, Imma leave you alone, only just because, the truth I'm spittin' is startin' to set in, so shine while you got the time wait I shine, mommy shine, daddy shine AJE shine, Evans shine better than you, when my mommy reclaims her throne it's over for you! Word!"
"Oh dang! That was fire! That was sweet TJ where you get that from?"
"I get it from my mommy, hi mommy."
"Hi baby." I sat TJ on my lap. "I thought you were going to take him home once you picked him up from school." Sam leaned down kissing me.
"I asked him if he wanted to go home or come visit you in the studio of course he picked the studio that sounded amazing baby."
"I know because it's me. AJE was loving it too just kicking up a storm. Here feel. She's kicking right here." I took Sam's hand placing it on my stomach. "Feel it. TJ place your hand right next to daddy, you feel AJE kicking."
"Yeah, happy she's kicking my hand not my face Zini said that AJE's controlling and kinda rude but she's funny. How she knows that? Mommy is AJE talking?"
"She can't be talking, she just a little fetus the size of a sweet potato, remember daddy has the calendar of her size in his truck."
"Uh-huh mommy you about…"
AJE'S POV
So, yeah girl listen what you doing in that womb over there. You about to get out! Say what?! I got a few more months until that plug pops and I make my entrance. Do I know if I'm a boy or a girl? Wait let me check to be sure hold on I could have a thing between my legs. *looks between legs* I can't tell right now the cord is in the way nope that lady gotta use that thing to put me up on the screen meaning I have to hide my phone, tambourine, washboard, mop, my TV, headphones, iPod Touch and remote control. Yeah, you don't have half the stuff I got say what…
"AJE can you hear me? Hello…"
Who is that, oh that's my brother no he's on the outside world. He just completed his first week of school. Okay you got to go you are breech okay they about to turn you around okay good luck bye. *hangs up phone* Let me kick.
"I backed up from that I had a feeling she was going to do that."
Darn it! I'm losing my touch oooh my show is on anyway Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Mercedes POV con'd
"TJ and I stopped off and got you a little something."
"Chipotle! How did you know I was craving this! Thank you baby! Ooh, a burrito bowl and they got my chips, let's go on and eat. We good for now Damion"
"Yeah, go ahead I'm just going to work my magic with the boards. TJ, when you get back remember you told me you wanted to lay down a track, if your mommy would let you."
"Mommy, please can I record that? Please! Pretty please?" He poked out his lip. "Please."
"Okay, you can record it once we finish eating, had a good day in school."
"Yeup mommy I had a blast! I was surprised to see daddy I thought for sure I was going to see you and daddy got me a surprise, a Happy Meal! He said that every time he picks me up from school I get one."
"That's a good surprise, give me your hand." I drop some sanitizer in his hand. "Rub them together. Okay, anything eventful happen on your way here."
"Uh-huh, we ran into Crusty Sarah and Shane while we were at Chipotle."
I sat back. "What? What are they down here for?"
"The game, Shane asked about you, he called himself Uncle Shane, Sarah was with him, no Tank, that's a good thing. They don't know that we moved probably still think we live up there."
"I hope they do is that P-R-I-V-A-T-E I-N-V-E-S-T-I-G-A-T-O-R, coming over on Saturday?"
"Yes, I told him to come around seven PawPaw and Monica want to celebrate the first week of school by going to Six Flags."
"SIX FLAGS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Ray, Aizimo we going to Six Flags, mommy I'm done eating can I go sit with Azimo and Ray."
"Sure, here take your drink with you."
"TJ look at this roller coaster…."
"Baby, you barely touched your food. Are you not hungry or is it the thought of Tank, Sarah, and Shane that has changed your appetite?"
"Yes, I'm silently praying to God that they don't know we moved I'm happy to not see them but he's going to go snitch to Tank. They are his Tankettees they are loyal to him."
"That's the reason why we got this PI, he's going to follow them, TJ got Sarah in check she was going to call you the "B", word he said not today. He got her good, oh I wish I could have recorded that. You would have been so proud."
"I already am proud of our son no one disrespects his mommy."
"Oooh I want to go on that ride, let's watch it again."
I laughed. "Look, at him I could just watch him all day just want to freeze this time and hold it still." I pulled out my phone taking a picture. "Great shot."
"Yeah, it is. Send that to my phone. So, how many songs you got recorded now?"
"5, we're going to be working on the 6th one I think I may call it Freak Flag…."
"You can freak my flag anytime although I know it might be awhile it still salutes." I kicked him. "TJ is back. Yes, baby."
"When are we going to record my rap? I want to get my one hand on, 5 fingers! Did you hear about what I told dirty ass…" I shook my head. "I mean crunchy self about herself. She needs to know filthy piece of poop."
"TJ that isn't nice to say…although it's the truth."
"Yeah, let's get TJ's rap recorded, then home change of clothes then game-room with Uncle Stevie to I don't know what hour, then tomorrow we have to get up early to pick up grandma from the airport, then Six Flags, then Logan is coming across the street to sleepover, church for Jenny's appreciate service, then the game."
"Damion we're back, TJ is ready to lay down his part."
"Okay let's go."
TJs POV
"Uncle Stevie! Uncle Steve!" I dropped my backpack at the front door running into the game room. "Where is Uncle Stevie? I know he got a chick and all of that but.."
"No Stevie this is weird."
"I know, I'm going to go change my clothes, Conniehey! Hi boy did you find all of your treats?"
Arf [I did thank you for hiding them. Where were did go to after daddy picked you up? I was waiting for you by the door.] Conniehey titled his head.
"You were waiting at me by the door, we went to the studio I recorded my rap."
"Uncle Stevie!" I jumped on him. "Where you been at?"
"I was out visiting a friend taking care she took care of something for me. I stopped off and picked us up a new game, go get changed and I'll be waiting for you in the game room."
"Yes!"
Next Day…
Stevie's POV
Yes, I do have a girlfriend so now y'all get to meet her crazy y'all going to meet her before my family. "Baby." I rubbed her shoulder. "Baby, I know I put it on you but wake up and wave at the fans." She waved snuggling closer to me. "Denise put it on me. So how long have you had a thing for me?"
"From the beginning, I was so sad when I found out that Tank nasty ass mother tried to kill my boo then when his ass tried to take you out for some damn boxes and we didn't know who got shot. I told Jay I was standing in the gap but when I knew you survived everything would be alright but she scared me though."
"That scared me too I overheard you telling her to countdown from one million that was my only time putting hands on Tank I want to do it again I know it felt great."
"Yes, it did like that lady who had an orgasm for two hours. I lost it laughing at her. I wasn't good after watching that, I was even more better using this." She rolled over raising her hatchet. "It's like American Express, it's everywhere I want it to be, shower, car, church, work, I used to sleep with it, I've shopped with it too."
"Oh, I see you're always prepared. That's what I love about you." I kissed her. "You and me against Tank and the world Stenice."
"Got that right so, I got you a little something close your eyes. Okay." I closed my eyes putting hand over them she dropped a something in my lap. "Open them."
"What is this?" I gasped. "It's a hatchet! It has our ship name engraved on here! I love this! I can't wait to use this. Wait what else is in here? Salt, razor, and iodine! Baby this is beautiful! We gonna be the new Bonnie and Clyde 3.0. I love this, I got something for you too. Close your eyes." I dug in my pants pocket. Open your hands. Okay open them. I hope you like this."
"Stevie, this isn't a credit card, this is a GameStop gift card. What am I gonna do with this?"
"We are going on our very first date to GameStop we're going to get you fitted out with the latest games and accessories. Get you a PowerUp Gamer Card the boos that play together stay together."
A knock come on the door. "Mommy, can….wow! Stevie?! What are you doing here in bed, with my mother? Did you do it?"
"JT, what have I told you about it, don't make get up out this bed. What is it do you want?"
"I was hungry but since daddy is here…"
"Daddy…" I mouthed. "Um…"
"Daddy, let's go play this video game…."
Stevie's Stick POV
Hello all unlike brother stick I'm introducing myself I'm mini Stevie and I just got my workout in. Who knew I could do that many things? Denise is nice, I love those bubbles and those jets, I didn't want to get out she had to scoop out the bubbles because there were so many as long as I could float I was good. She wasn't too interested in introducing herself as you can see and when she reads this tomorrow at work in the break room SHE WILL LOSE IT! Hi Denise! I'm shipping our parts we'll call them Stickgina. Lol
Stevie's other stick POV
Hello all I'm Stevie's other stick and I speak for all his sticks that controls his consoles, how could he just up and get a boo? He didn't tell us anything! He was caressing me early this morning after TJ dosed off he dropped me and never returned! How is our relationship going to be now that she's in the picture? *battery drains*
Shane's POV
"I see why Tank got with you taste like chicken extra hard and crispy like I like with hot sauce, now let's work on getting him out I'm going to call my friend he owes me a favor let's get this ball rolling, you can hop off my nuts now."
A/N: I didn't too bad until that Shane POV. What y'all think about them? I know y'all gonna go in on Sarah. Hope you're happy Denise. Speedy recovery Muffin307, Safe travels Mary. Until Tomorrow iamJLS