A/N: Let me get into this thing right here. I'm trying to get my clowning back with a little bit of seriousness. Tank hasn't showed up in a few days I'm a little bit concerned, JT showed up though trying to get his games back mama said she's not having it! What's going on now? Let's go!

Happy Reading! (:

Tuesday…

AJE'S POV

Are you serious daddy? *pulls out TV* You just going to ask the doctor if there are pills mommy can take to get her in the mood so you can go in and out I turned on mommy's horny side so you just need to do what you usually do maybe take her out on the town pawn TJ off to be with Uncle Stevie and Aunt Denise for the weekend. TJ wouldn't mind and neither would you guys.

"There aren't any pills that I could give that would make Mercedes interested in having sex. The first trimester is over so her desire to have sex will increase this trimester…"

"Oh I love the sound of that."

I bet you do daddy I bet you do just don't be jumping on her like a rabbit out of control I mean I still control mommy emotions. Now what am I a boy or a girl? Y'all are so secretive. Let me move this cord around and see dang I still can't see.

Sam's Stick POV

Let me pray she gets a spark soon I'm burnt out on Sam's hand almost every other night it's me and him in the bathroom on the throne as he rubs away. His balls being neglected we talked last night ball 1 was asleep ball 2 let it be known how he felt we both were happy for a caress this morning by her hand a good sign of things to come. No worries Sam's balls won't speak! At least I don't think so.

Sam's Balls POV

Ball 2 – I need to be licked that's all I got to say that nut over there is still asleep. Wake your ass up.

Ball 1 – What? What? I'm in a mouth. Who are all these people looking at me? Hello I'm nut 1. Hey stick you still hanging with us? Hahaha I'm such a nut! I crack me up. Nut, nut, look ball 1 we should call ourselves Hot Nuts. Smack me if you agree. *ball smack*

Mercedes POV

"Sam did you really have to tell everyone in the room that you haven't been getting any that you had to rely on yourself." I folded my arms. "Sam I'm waiting."

"Er…it hit me after I blurted it out that we weren't alone but by then it was too late to correct my mistake I loved what she had to say so I'm good, they good, you good, mom…"

Mary removed her fingers from her ears. "Sam no don't put me in the same sentence with your I can't even let me get my mind off of your…that anyway Mercedes once we get home we can start planning for your gender reveal party then after that we can move onto the baby shower! Ooh I can't wait."

"I'm sorry for sharing my personal sexcapades stories I'll keep that to myself. We're home and we have guests." Sam got out opening my door. "There you go baby I'll get your donuts you and mom go on inside no need to use the key the door is opened."

"Hello everyone nice to see that once we go out you all make yourselves at home while we're out."

"Hi mom, Mercedes, Uncle Stevie's baby today was your ultrasound did we see it. Where is Stacey? I want to know the sex." He clapped his hands. "I know she go the envelope. Which bakery she going to? I just want to help taste test the cakes."

"No Stevie, they already know the icing we want you can help yourself to a couple of these donuts." Sam sat the box down. "I have to go I'll see you all later bye!"

"Bye Sam."

"Bye baby!"

"Mercedes come on let us see the sonogram pictures." I handed pictures to Quinn. "Oh look at this she's waving, she's yawning in this one, wait are those a pair of headphones? Rachel check this one out."

"No, that's not headphones; she's giving the fist in this one aww look at her lips. Sam spoke Na'vi?"

I laughed. "Yes, he did a few more things that need not be mentioned. She's growing perfectly she's 11 ounces I think she's ahead of the curve. That's Samcedes baby. Did Kurt tell you all about the interview?"

"Yes, he said it went well just that dove a little too much into your sex life. What do you have coming up next?"

"I'm in the studio for the remainder of the month all things go from there we're planning going to start planning the gender reveal party in two weeks need to send out invitations, the cake is straight. Stevie! Don't eat all of my donuts. Where is Denise?"

"Oh, she's at our house. We got a house together and….I popped the question." He stuffed the donut in his mouth. "… she said yes I gotta run. Bye."

Mary ran after him. "Stevie just sped out the driveway but Stevie just say what I think he just said?!"

I hummed the wedding song. "Yes! Did she say yes? I didn't get that? All of this is going on. We are booked! Up first The Reveal Party! Ladies while mom let's all the insects in let's go outside and plan. I'll update her later if she's still standing in the door once we're done."

"I was thinking…."

"We should have a big bottle with…"

"Some games too! Like…"

"Bye Quinn be safe walking across the street! Your ideas were wonderful! Mom…let go of the door." I closed the door waving my hands. "Mom you missed our planning still shocked over Stevie getting married?"

"I'm shocked about that but he didn't hit up the game room before he left!" She blew her nose. "My baby is growing up! Whew! Look at what Denise did I'm off to call everyone back in Kentucky who told me that Stevie wouldn't get no one. They don't know my baby." She grabbed my notebook. "Are these the ideas?"

"Yes..."

"Okay I'm going to look them over while I…Hello Shirley remember when you told…yup! Call that other…"

"Who is she talking to?"

"Someone back in Kentucky Rachel do you think after school today that you and Logan could come back over here."

"Sure, what's up?"

"Remember when you took the boys to the park a few weeks back someone was yelling at TJ with a mask, Puck sent a text to my phone of a mask."

She gasped. "How did Puck get the mask? If that is the mask we don't."

"According to Puck a guy was trying to gain entry into our LA house jumping the gate they pulled up, Lucky took off after on foot, Puck pursued in his car this is their reward."

TJ's POV

School was a breeze today like it always is on the ride home mommy said Azimio had a surprise for me. She wouldn't tell no matter how many times I guessed. "Conniehey let's go find Azimio mommy said he has something for us."

Arf [Balls more balls!]

"Azimio there you are! I just got finished my homework no worries I did everything right I was told that you had something you wanted to show me, what is it?"

"Yes, I do. You and Conniehey sit right there I'm to start this up."

The video started up he showed everyone in the room zoomed in on granny. "That's my little brother! Is that a phone?! How did he get a phone?! These new fetuses got everything I didn't even have a toy in there with me look at that! Did you find out if it's a boy or a girl?"

"Yes, but Aunt Stacey didn't tell us she took the envelope right to the bakery where they are going to bake a cake for our party in a week or two then we'll all know for sure."

"Awesome!

"Hi TJ!"

"Logan." I gave him a hug. "What is up my brother check it out Azimo took video today of my brother!"

He waved. "Hi brother I'm Logan! Can't wait to meet you? Is that an iPod?! Look, Aunt Stacey, Uncle JJ look you see what I see. Azimo pause it." He circled it. "Right there that's an iPod mommy, isn't that an iPod."

Arf [That does look like an iPod does AJE how is she getting this stuff! She must have a mini Walmart in Mercy's vaginal canal for her to have access to all of these supplies I need to hit her up for a few things. Let me go get my money from my tubby bank. Yes, I have a cat bank I smack it with my tail.]

"It does look like one. Sam! I told you, did you see a tambourine in the video Azimio? Mercedes said that technician saw one."

"Nope I didn't see one."

"Watch the video again to make sure, TJ and Logan we have a photo to show the both of you, remember back to when you were at the park at that man came out of nowhere yelling your name."

"Yeah, it was crazy."

"Creepy."

"Okay, we should of asked you both to do this then but better late than never." She handed us each a piece of paper with a box of crayons. "Draw the mask for us."

"Okay."

"Azimio play that video back I want see AJE in movement again see if I can spot that so called tambourine, why would she say that?"

I moved to the other side of the table covering my drawing. "Logan I'm moving over here so our pictures won't be the same. " We drew our pictures in silence. "Logan is you finished your picture?"

"Yeah I am."

"Good so am but I don't get why the police officers didn't ask us to draw the mask the first time? Mommy we're finished our drawing. You want Logan and me to bring them to you."

"No, here we come." She picked up both drawings. "Sam, their drawings are similar we're going to show you the picture separately, to get a yes or a no don't tell each other. It's that it Logan?"

"Yeah, that's it. I remember like it was yesterday."

"TJ, come look, is this the mask from the park?"

"Yeup! That's it! That's the mask!"

"Okay thank you two go off and play."

"Come on Logan! Let's go play that new game Uncle Stevie got me on Sunday."

Saturday ….

Stevie's POV

What the hell is going on? Why is Unique talking to Tank?"

"Say that again Stevie!"

"Listen."

"Tank I'm not telling you a damn thing! Why are we circling the parking lot?"

Denise ran into the bedroom picking up my hatchet set. "Denise where are you going?! Why you got my hatchet?"

"Let's go Stevie here is our chance to go slice up Tank Unique is doing us a huge favor by calling your phone, I already sent out the signal for Santana and Mary to meet us up there. I just need to get something from the closet." All the GameStop bags fell at her feet. "What is this?"

Tanks POV

"Hey there go Mercedes right there! Mercedes! Mercedes! Shane stop this shit. Damn! You see I'm yelling to get her attention! Turn the car off!" I turn the car off. "I'm taking these with me make sure your ass don't go nowhere."

Why is your ask walking away from me when I'm shouting your name." I tapped her on the shoulder. "Damn! You look different! Mercedes I thought your ass was pregnant where is the little baby bump? Are you her? I mean you look like her. Does Mercedes have a twin?"

"Leave me alone."

"No, I'm not ….who the hell are you if you aren't "Mercedes"?"

"My name is not important all you need to know is that I know who you are Tank." She smacked me with her purse.

"Yeah, you are Mercedes with some bad clothes and attitude get your ass in this car." I pushed her in the car. "Where is TJ?"

"I don't know where TJ is at I am not Mercedes, I look like her but I'm not her!"

"Look I'm not up for no tricks up the sleeve show us where you live?"

"I'm not taking you anywhere let me out this car! OFFICER! OFFICER!"

"Shit get out of the damn car." I kicked her out the backseat. "Go, go, go I'm not trying to go back. Was that even Mercedes? I know I asked this already."

"I say that wasn't Mercedes she got people out here looking like her to trip you up. Wait, who are those cuties right there." I rolled down my window. "Pull over there. Hi come here boo yeah you. What's your name?"

"My name is that does not concern you. Wait smile for me." She took my picture. "Aren't you Tank?"

I licked my lips. "Yeah, I am you fine you want to come with me."

"Hell no I'm gone come on girl my mother and aunt beat him up in a school parking. Speaking of my mom, I need to call her, maybe not call her text her my clothing options for tonight of what I'm thinking about purchasing look I'm so happy I get to go to this party."

"There is a party. Where?"

"Why do you have to text her your clothing options? You don't live at no more. She can't control you."

"See that's thing…you don't know my mom. Come on let's go shopping you're onto something. I'll buy some selections and get her approval later."

"Damn she fine you, you come here. What's going on tonight? Homecoming, a party, just meeting up."

"Yeah, it's a party tonight at SDSU so some kids are joining us down from UCLA."

"Shane! We're going partying tonight. Hand me one of them flyers. Y'all serving drinks? Cool Aight I'll see you there. Let's get out of here."

Stevie's POV con'd

"JT get your behind out here, right now? When did you all purchase this stuff?" He looked at me. "No don't look at daddy I asked you.

"Um, Monday! We went to GameStop daddy was just picking up a few games asked me if I wanted something. I did not have a part in this. Shoot I'm trying to stay clear of your wrath I just want my 3DS back."

"You're fine for now, Stevie I know that you we haven't been together for too long but let me break it down to you in this house once you are punished that's it there is no fun to be had at all what I say goes we haven't got down to the discipline discussion yet or strong discussion but you'll learn as you go. You JT can return back to your room these games are mine until after your punishment of which I added on another day."

"But…"

"There wasn't a cause for you to speak all I should be hearing is yes ma'am or yes mom."

"Yes, mom."

"As long as it took us to talk about these games he's more than likely gone man I've been itching to use my hatchet since I've sharpened it on Sunday." She checked herself. "Yeah, I look good I'll get a chance soon maybe tonight to use this I'm going to call Santana and Mary to let them now it's off."

"Okay but before I call why Unique was talking to Tank? Unique don't look like Mercedes to me." I picked up the bags each game case. "Whew! Not cracked."

"I don't know what you be seeing but she favors Mercedes does Tank thought he had Mercedes just wasn't the one he was looking for, you need to alert Ray and Azimio his rank ass is in in the vicinity to be on the lookout. They not answering their phones I'll send a text I'm off to prepare dinner."

"Hi daddy, where is mom?" She shook her finger. "Don't answer that question I'm running up to my room to put these clothes in my closet."

"How was shopping baby girl?"

She sighed. "Daddy you must want me to get caught. It was great caught all the sales and more also I saw Tank."

"Come again. You laid eyes on Tank! Where? What store? Stevie let's suit up. Come on!"

"Mom he probably gone by now it was him and some big dude in the driver side Tank wasn't driving he tried to holler at me get my name and number but I have a bo…"

"Holler at you? Oh no, he needs to holler at me I'll make him holler and child you better not have a boyfriend let me see what you purchased. Better been trying to say books." Denise pulled out each garment of clothing. "Try this on, I can tell from the length of this it's not going to work, these heels I need a better selection, nope, no, yes this is acceptable everything else is going back to the store give me your receipts. "

"Mom, come on I'm 19 I think I am capable of picking my own clothes. You're being so unfair right now."

Denise clutched her chest. "I'm being unfair do you really want to go there with me Dejanae think long and hard before you answer it's a privilege for you to go to that party as fast as I agreed to it I can change my mind like." She snapped her fingers. "That. Give me the receipts. Thank you. Now was that so hard?"

"No ma'am. I'm going to fix me a couple turkey sandwiches just in case I don't put my order in fast enough I'm not trying to come home to see you at the door, at the curb in the middle of the street at a second pass 11:30, let me schedule a tweet and text to hit your phone before I call you that I might be late and let me set an alarm 5 minutes before curfew to alert me."

"Oh no! Look at this Stevie! This does not come to the knee! She knows she has to FaceTime me while out shopping if I can't make it."

"Boo I'm going to get me some water, want some?"

"I find baby thank you.

"Okay." I entered the kitchen I leaned on the counter. "So, what is it that you need to me help you out with?"

"Here is the thing the party doesn't start until the time my curfew ends can you distract mom like the jets. We just upgraded our bathroom the jets lots of bubbles get her lathered good and slowly work your magic."

"Um…"

"Please daddy."

I scratched my head. "I don't know I'm not trying to have a strong discussion. What is that?"

She rolled her eyes. "Basically where mom lets it be known that she's right and you are wrong it has another meaning but I love mine much better. Little known facts about me I'm the oldest, I graduated high school early, my major is theater, I love animals, my mother doesn't I had a goldfish and it jumped out the tank mom swept it up instead of flushing him down the toilet with my pee she tossed his scaly self into the trash. I was just a kid when that happened. I miss my fish Goldie. Goldie!" She cried throwing a Goldfish in her mouth. "These Goldfish are good."

"I love animals too, you should get another pet."

"See that's another rule NO PETS."

"WHAT?! I'm getting a dog! Your mother is just going to have to deal with it. No Pets?!"

"Yup no pets I also want a turtle I showed her this picture of the cutest little one, my friend has one his name is Sam, not my friend the turtle she's not going for it Aunt Mary tried to help me out saying a turtle lives in a half dry/half wet aquarium that's fine. He's not walking around the house. Mom reaction was he's not cute noooo pets. Then she went into her usual saying about how an animal might eat her and she's trying to live."

"No." I laughed.

"Yeah, watch. Mom, I'm wondering can JT and I get a dog?" She shushed me.

"Deja baby you know the answer to that is no, the dog might try to eat me, bite my hand, I need my hands to do a lot of things I want to write a book, climb Mount Everest, push a shopping cart. If he licks me I'm gone this is how the headlines is going to read Denise Evans was lying on the couch when the dog jumped on her licked her face she, bit her hand, peeled some skin I'm bleeding I'm gone all because of a pet. A dog walked down the street yesterday a cane corso alone no owner was near I jumped into the car so quick I didn't know if JT was in there or not."

"Was he baby?"

"No! He was petting the dog! Calling that big thing cute! Wasn't nothing cute about him! I was concerned about my child that he was going to eat him take off a finger anything could have happened."

"I wish something would have." Deja pulled out a marker writing her name on her sandwich bags. "Mine if I don't get any grub while I'm out."

"You think you're slick you forgot me and daddy were in GameStop when you."

She pulled JT into a hug. "No don't say it! I love you little brother let's go read a book. Maybe I can help you get your games back quicker from mom."

Later that night…

"Hi Aunt Denise, Uncle Stevie, and JT. There go my boo. Where are you going all dressed up with your fine self?"

"I'm going out to a party boo I'll be back later tonight you have fun with Uncle Stevie while JT watches. Bye mom! I'll see you at curfew."

"Wait give me your purse! This is such a big bag for a party." Denise emptied the contents. "Okay just making sure you everything is fine. Have a good time baby!"

Sam's POV

First way game we got this baby we've trained for this, once we land I'll call you."

"Sam! Wait before you leave I just got off the phone with Stevie he called your phone but couldn't get through the unwelcomed one have been spotted here in San Diego at the mall, saw Unique mistook her for Mercedes."

"Okay the detective she have…"

"Hello, I know he's here in San Diego my niece laid eyes him Unique too, where is he going? A dorm party at SDSU?! Aright."

"Dorm Party, did I hear that right? Dejanae is in town you don't think the dorm party she's going to is the one he's going to be at? CALL DENISE! NOW!"

Mercedes whipped out her phone fumbling. "D-Denise is you sitting down. Listen to me! Deja's party is at San Diego State? It is! Okay. Um… Tank will be in attendance. Hello. Hello! She's gone! PUCK! J3! SANTANA! MOM! TA…" The NK didn't leave Mercedes lips as they flew out the house my mother had her stick.

"¡Andele! ¡Andele! ¡Andele! Cut him, cut him UH-OH!"

Dejanae POV

"I'm glad before I went home I dropped some clothing over here I knew my mother was going to go through my bag she's taking some of that stuff back. I know that her reading this I hear her voice right now, let me try to give it to you like her. Here it goes, "you are trying to get yourself hurt", and did that sound like her?"

"Hell yeah! Come on let's get across campus to the party! You look good! Selfies!"

"Party over here! Girl I just want to thank you for taking my real party clothes with you I was not stepping up in here in what my mother picked out for me I just need to change back before I get home. I got this strange feeling she's in the building. Hey boo! Come on let's dance! Hey! Get it! Party number one full effect!" I was dancing someone tapped me on my shoulder. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

A/N: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON NOW?! A lot of stuff is going on, PawPaw getting married, Stenise is tying the not AJE going shopping and I'm multitasking like a fool! Until tomorrow iamJLS