A/N: Jazzy and my rabbit Hop took over my Tumblr she said she wanted one she may get one. Let me kick off this chapter like this thank you for your participating in my fic please don't blame the following on me: thrown phones, shaking of laptops, slain on desk, yelling at phone, in need of oxygen, public laughter, side-eyes in break-room, folks looking at you like it can't be that funny but oh yes it is. Am I trying to kill y'all? *pulls out AJE's tambourine* Only with laughter! The following saying is fine: I CAN'T WITH YOU lol. Again thank you to all those who answered my DM's and PMs you'll see in a little while what I did. What's going on now? We'll come back to some stuff later.

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Friday…

TJ's POV

"TJ come on! We're leaving to drop you off at Uncle Stevie and Aunt Denise house in 5 minutes. If you don't have your games you packed they're staying here until you come back on Sunday."

"COMING! THEY'RE PACKED" I yelled out the door. "Let's go Conniehey" I put on my backpack sliding down the banister.

"There you go, go get in the car daddy is waiting for us I'm just grabbing me something to drink."

"Okay."

Daddy pointed at the house. "Oh mommy is getting her and AJE something to drink. I wanted Conniehey to come with me to Aunt Denise and Uncle Stevie new house but she doesn't like dogs."

Arf [What you mean she don't like dogs? I'm as sex as they come! Once we get there I'm going to lick her foot.]

"Sorry boy but I don't think that would be a good idea I remember her telling Jenny that a dog licked her foot and she was gone. I'm not trying to have that happen. She has a vocal lessons to do this week. I'll see when I come back on Sunday."

"Did I hold you up baby?"

"No." Daddy backed out the driveway. "They're only two blocks away did you get that from you know who?"

"Yes, I did. She hit me up she's coming by tonight and we're here. That was a quick ride."

"JEREMIAH!" I screamed. "Daddy open the door." He opened the door I jumped in TJ's arms. "This is going to be awesome! I'm spending the night."

"I know right! Hi Uncle Sam and Aunt Mercedes."

"Hi JT. Where is your mother?"

He pointed at the door. "She saw Conniehey and said not today. Hi Conniehey. You're so cute."

Arf [I know it.]

"Sam, before we leave I'm going inside to see Denise's ring."

"Alright."

"It's going to be okay Conniehey I'm left my SpongeBob for you to play with he's not good for me anyway."

Arf [I'll miss you buddy I'll miss you my friend although you only two blocks away I'm really gonna miss you.] AOOOOO

Arf

"There go my mini gamer VP! You ready to have a blast this weekend? 'Sup Conniehey." Her rubbed his head. "I wanted you to join us but Denise said no and so did your mommy. Next time though. We'll work something out just between you and me."

Arf

"Sam… Conniehey where are you off to?" Conniehey peed on the tire. "No he didn't."

Aunt Denise opened the door. "Did Conniehey just pee on my tires? Stevie you just cleaned them!"

Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf [Yes, I did and I'll do it again and again! TJ's my buddy so is JT, Deja loves me too. Why can't you]

"Yes, he did! Conniehey bad boy you don't do that get inside the car. Hi Denise I heard about the engagement! Congratulations. Let me see this ring. Stevie, you did a good job with this!"

Arf [Come out the house Aunt Denise so I can lick you fine I'll just singing AOOOO had to clear my vocals step out the house you can pet me I will not bite I just want a treat you can love me if you try I won't chew your shoes I'll be satisfied, satisfied, I can make you love me if you try I will give you some time it make take a while for you to change to see it my way you look at me and say Conniehey you're not bad I can make you love Denise I can I can I can now]

"Well I learned from the best, Sam don't you have to be leaving soon."

"Yeah, I do. TJ have fun behave."

"I will. Bring us back a W. Bye mommy. Have fun! I'll see you SUNDAY! Aunt Denise is my boo at the home?"

"Deja is in home for the weekend."

"Yes she is…here she comes."

"Ooooh…" I circled around her. "You look good boo!"

"Thank you, mom I'm out."

"Okay give me your purse." I gasped. She did that. "Everything is good have fun baby!"

"BYE BOO! " I waved. "Aunt Denise are you ready for your vocal lessons? Mommy played me the song you wanted to sing to Uncle Stevie after your first lesson with me After Tonight by Justin Nozuka, I know that after tonight you don't have to look up at the stars no, no, no and I know by the end of tonight…"

Mercedes POV

Sam pointed confusingly out the door. "Are my eyes playing tricks on me? Did my mother just run out of here with that stick? Is that the same stick or a new stick?"

"Yes, baby that was her with the stick, that's the same stick."

"Herbie get back here and give me my stick you just popped the pulls to get it up!" Monica was dressed in a leather cat-suit with a whip she cracked the whip.

"Baby stay hot and ready for me like Little Caesars Little I'll be back soon I'll still be up for a few more hours they said call if it doesn't go down I'm going to get it in…." PawPaw sped off playing and singing War with tweaked lyrics. "Beat Tank's ass huh yea, what is it good for? Absolutely everything oh ho oh. Beat Tank's ass huh yeah, what is it good for? Absolutely everything all readers and reviewers say it with me beat Tank's ass good God, what is it good for? Absolutely everything, listen to me."

"Okay, who sent out the call for PawPaw?! I got to go baby I'll call once we land. You can update me on this craziness." I stood on my tippy toes to kiss him. "I love you."

"I love you too." I waved goodbye to Sam as he hurried to his car driving off. "Bye."

AJEs POV

"AJE you said goodbye to daddy it's just you and me daddy is gone your brother is gone, we have Conniehey so what are we going to do?"

I have to say goodbye to daddy first bye daddy bring us back a W okay now since I got that out the way. What are we going to do? Eat and watching some movies. *waves* Everyone LOVES ME! *kick kick* was daddy balls talking in the last chapter? We go way back I think I was produce from ball 2 although ball 1 got jokes. Who knows? They both had a part in making me hold on. Hello hey! I had mine a few days back you know them people still haven't told me if I'm a boy or a girl I'm down here researching old wives tales nothing is working my Aunt Mary is shocked that I can read I been hooked on phonics just look who my parents are! The first word I learned how to spell was M-E-R-C-E-D-E-S R-E-N-E-E J-O-N-E-S that was the night before they got engaged mommy had daddy spell her name I was still figuring out how to access the outside world and what this thing was playing peek-a-boo with me. Uh-huh. Then while I was being broadcast for mommy and all my family members to see me they spotted my tambourine! Yes girl the broken one I fixed it though I hit up the Walmart in this vaginal canal yeah she just got a Best Buy too I got daddy's card and mommy's. What is that I am listening to? Whitney Houston. Let me turn it up.

Kick your feet y'all it's all right. Kick your feet y'all it's all right 'cause your love is my love and my love is your love it would take an eternity to break us and the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us 'cause your love is my love and my love is your love it would take an eternity to break us and the chains of Amistad couldn't hold us.

Stevie's POV

Closing the door behind me I turn to see colorful lights dancing in the dark I turned on the light. "TJ and JT why are you both dressed in all black with mini baby plastic glow-in the dark hatchets."

"Aunt Denise gave them to us she said that we're going out for stakeout that we had to get in our warrior gear mommy didn't pack me anything in all black so she called Ms. Sarah so she could pick me up an outfit on the way home from work and we got sunglasses." They put on their sunglasses striking a pose. "E-E-E-E Unit!"

"E-Unit?"

"Yeah, Evans Unit daddy."

"JT! Have you seen mommy's hatchet? Hey boo, you finally made it back." She picked up bag of clothes. "Here it is I got to remember to put this in a place I can remember next time. Stevie hurry up and change we have 30 minutes to get to SDSU."

"Why I got to go change?" I checked out myself in the mirror. "I like what I have on I look good."

"I love it on you too but you're throwing us off the family that dresses together to stalk stays together you have less than five minutes to put these on." She dropped the clothes in my hand. "You have 3 minutes to be exact."

"Three minutes I can't…"

"Now you have 2 minutes. You can do it Stevie look when was in school I took a shower, brushed my teeth, got dressed I ran to school making it on time go." Quickly I changed into my clothes tossing my worn clothes in the hamper.

"How long was that?"

She looked at her watch. "One minute and 30 seconds. Stevie grab our matching hatchet set and get my tambourine will you, thank you. TJ and JT let's go come on don't run to the car walk. Stevie hit the button. Get in. You drive I have to call Dejanae phone." Once inside the car I backed up out the driveway.

"Dejanae pick up the phone voice message again."

"I'm sorry I missed the call please call me or text back."

"Let me FaceTime her."

"Face." I chuckled. "FaceTime she's at a party she wouldn't hear her phone ring anyway if the music is loud. Relax she's good. So, tell me why we're going out here to SDSU?"

Denise took a few deep breaths. "Mercedes called to inform me that Tank is at this college at the dorm party the one that Deja's at once that hit my eardrum I snapped, crackled and popped with this Denise and my baby is there oh you got another thing coming." She played out a beat on her tambourine. "That just calmed me down a little."

I tugged my ear. "That just hurt my eardrum."

"I'm sorry Stevie I'm so anxious to put my hands on him as Stenise this will be our first beat down together. Aren't you happy?"

"Yes, I am happy I'm…" I was cut off by her phone ringing.

"Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting those kicks were fast as lightning on fact, it was a little bit frightening but they fought with expert timing…"

"Who ringtone is that?" I pulled up to the light leaning over.

"This is Santana." She answered the phone. "Hello yeah we're on our way out there right now. We're 10 minutes out see you guys soon. Bye."

"Santana is there."

She nodded her head. "Yes, Santana is there, Puck, J3, and your mother, Quinn, Mary and PawPaw."

"PawPaw! This is nothing new the generational beat down part 2 featuring our family and this time we're gonna slap him crazy. All Evans clap your hands. " JT, TJ, and myself clapped Denise was popping the tambourine. "Alright now we're going to do the basic moves pick up a bat smack him on the left now y'all on the right side two kicks this time two kicks this time slice to the left, smack to the right criss cross smack him again turn it up yo! It was right there.I've seen PawPaw and his sticks in action on video my first time to witness this in person. I can't contain myself. Where are they parked at? Oh I see them." I blew the horn letting down my window. "Hey! Puck long time no see you find out which dorm it is?"

"Yeah, I told the campus cop what we we're going to do he's okay with it I paid him off he's going to grab him something to eat catching the itis after hearing about what he wanted. Aww baby ninjas on deck, JT and TJ get out the car so I can take your picture. Stevie hit the lock." Puck opened the door. "Go over there standing by Simon. Hold up your glow in the dark hatchets. Okay, looks good, say hatchets."

"HATCHETS!"

"That's a good picture." Mary and Denise were practicing tambourine tag-team methods, Quinn was sharpening her knife, J3 still was looking for his text, Puck took a few selfies of himself. "Alright group photo!"

PawPaw exited his vehicle wearing a beater, church socks and dress shoes with no pants and something else. "Why is PawPaw wee-wee wrapped up Aunt Denise?! Did he wrap it up for Glam-ma?"

"What?" She gasped covering TJ and JT eyes. "PawPaw where in the world is your pants?"

He looked down. "Oh…I was in a rush I got the signal to meet up I just ran out the house with my keys in hand. I'll stand next to J3 better yet stand in front of me I don't want the ladies lusting over Monica's berries and nuts. Say berries and nuts!" He shouted I smacked my forehead.

AJE's POV

Girl I have to get going my Aunt Unique just got here, look don't forget to watch my mommy's interview with her on Channel 9 at 3 PM on her hit talk show It's Unique!

"Unique what happened?"

*pops popcorn* Yeah Aunt Unique tell mommy and me what happened?

"I was walking the strip when I heard someone yell your name I get mistaken for you so many times a day I just tell that I'm Unique I sign a few autographs take some pictures they go about their day."

"Does it bother you that you get mistaken for me?"

"Girl! To be in the same sentence with you is everything I'd just wish that the joke of us looking alike would have written out of the show. You are you and I am me."

You better say that. *fetus hi-five and kicks*

"AJE is agreeing with me. He tapped me on my shoulder I turned around he was looking for the baby bumb…."

His ass better not be looking for me I didn't come for your stank, rank, droopy, crusty nuts he's not worth a kick!

"…asking for TJ, wanting me to show him where you lived I smacked him with my purse, he pushed me in the car we had some words I spotted an officer I shouted for him he kicked me out the car."

He got some nerve to kicking someone out of a car he needs to get kicked himself let me at him. Oh that's right I'm only a fetus that's okay my daddy can get him for mommy and me.

"I got a few scrapes but I'm good I'm ready for him the next time he tries something if he tries it…"

Oooh what you rolling with Aunt Unique? We need something that's going to zap Trunk well.

"What you got?"

"I got my razar, my mace, some RAID highly recommended by Stacey, a bat, taser…"

I like all of them! All of the items you listed are on the Tank Weapon Supply list compiled by Uncle Puck and Aunt Santana everything she said including broom stick handle, rocks, a car to run him over, lighter fluid, fire ants, baseballs, a big dog* reason for the asterisk applies to animal lovers only, salt, a gun, and a few more other items but you got met my point. We want him. In other news we have someone else who wants daddy to get his balls serviced hey Cherica we'll see once he returns from his business trip they probably will get a spelling bee in and I'm in agreement with you on how they don't look alike I would give you a high-five but I'll do this. *kick kick*

"That's all on the list and more let me turn to some news see what's going on.."

*reporter voice* Holy damn when speed bumps get you wet more at 11.

*kicks kicks* Mommy what news station is that? *turns on television*

"What did the cop do?"

That's a good question mommy. What did he do?"

"We went down to the station I gave them a detailed account of what happened, what he was wearing everything, the car everything I could remember. Hope they find him before he gets hands laid on him."

"I feel it in my bones that hands will be laid on him our PI called telling us that he will be attending a college party tonight. That's where the usual visitors who'd be here in my kitchen went to."

I wish I could go. *lights match*

Dejanae's POV

Everyone was dancing but a few people including myself. "Muffin girl, why aren't you dancing? This party is everything."

"I'm having a good time Anna just that something feels off like I'm being watched and I feel that my mother is here."

"If you dance you won't feel anything at all." She pulled me out my chair. "Dance! There you go! Go Deja!"

"Hey boo let's dance. Oh hey…" I was busting out all the latest moves someone tapped me on my shoulder. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

"Who is this piece of feces?" Matt hugged around me.

He rubbed his hands together licking his lips. "Don't worry about who I am. What you thought you saw the last of me? When Tank wants something he gets what he wants. You are so pretty." He touched my face Matt smacked his hand.

"Don't you dare touch my baby girl face! You okay baby."

"Yeah, I am. Don't touch me! Ew!" I kicked at him. "I don't know where your hands have been so gross! My boo told me you gave him pinkeye. Why am I even talking to you?" I turned walking away he smacked my behind. "DON'T!" He smacked it again.

"Hey! Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!"

"Come with me to the restroom I need you to be my lookout. Just stand right here." I washed my face. "I feel so much better." I exited the bathroom. "Thank you." I danced my way back to the dance floor. "You gon' be my baby…"

"Yeah you gonna be my baby."

"Ugh…get away from me!" I punched him in the face.

"HEY! STEVIE, PUCK, MARY, QUINN, PAWPAW, AND J3 TANK IS OVER THERE GET HIM. DEJANAE LISETTE EVANS! WHERE ARE YOU?"

"Oh Lord my mother is here." I ran back into the bathroom. "My outfit!"

"HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER DEJANAE LISETTE EVANS? I KNOW Y'ALL HEAR ME! DON'T MIND THE BEAT DOWN HOLD ON WAIT LET ME DO THIS JT AND TJ COVER YOUR EYES." I cracked the door she smacked Tank with her hatchet. "I just had to do that. Now where is she? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM. DEJANAE COME OUT OF THERE NOW! I know you are in there." I opened the door. "M-Mom, what are you doing here?! Why TJ and JT are dressed in all black you too?"

"That's not the outfit you had on when you left! Oooh you in trouble!" TJ shouted.

"YOU ASKING ME QUESTIONS? WHAT IS THIS YOU HAVE ON? THIS ISN'T THE APPROVED OUTFIT I PICKED OUT FOR YOU. If I look at the purchases this better not be among the listed purchases. I know you didn't buy this with my money! Tell me you didn't."

"Um…mom…I…"

She shook her head. "These answers aren't acceptable um, mom, and I. There are only two acceptable answers it's yes or no. Did you pay for this outfit with my money?"

"Look at her tongue twisted and all."

"Jeremiah Ti'ael shut up I'm waiting."

I sighed. "Y-Your money."

"Oh no! Not having it, where are your clothes at?"

"In Anna's dorm room."

"Hey Anna, you come on we're leaving Dejanae has to get her clothes from you room you can come back cut all kinds of steps on the floor we need to go. TJ don't even think about it. Go, go. Where is her dorm room?"

"On the other side of campus Ms. Denise."

"Let's go Deja hold TJ's hands aww…look at you two. Is Deja rolling her eyes TJ?"

TJ glanced up at me. "No Aunt Denise she looks worried."

"DEJA BABY WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHY YOU LEAVING?!" I turned around trying to look past my mother. "Hey baby! There are some old guys inside beating the mess out of that guy."

TJ pushed me back sizing him up. "Deja who is this boy?"

"Mom, this is my b-boyfriend Matt. Matt this is my mother."

"You got a boyfriend." TJ fainted I picked him up. "Get up TJ."

"Hi I'm Ms. Denise, Dejanae's mother and she's not allowed to date so whatever you had going on, it's over let's go Anna I'm ready to get home to get in the jets with my boo."

"S-So when can she date? C-Can I talk to her dad maybe get his blessing."

"After she graduates and her career is up and running her father and I have to approve the guy, but mostly me. We need to go bye Matthew! Let's go. Did you know Tank was going to be at this party?"

Tank's POV

I broke free of the bandits running outside. "I ducked them. Whew!" I rubbed my arm. "They cut me. Let me check my mini-Tank." I pulled down my pants. "Still intact whew! That lady was trying to cut my balls."

"HEY! THERE HE GOES!"

"Oh NO!" I looked around me. "No..don't…don't. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOT MY BALLS! I GOT CRABS!" They all ran away.

"Only crabs I want are on my plate not from that bush of yours. I wonder who gave them to you."

I heard footsteps. "Damn! Tank what the hell done happened this time?! I go to get pick up some beers to supply the crowed they tell me a mob of people dressed in some old man who had his dick covered beat you up."

"I don't know!" He helped me up. "H-How my face looks?"

He scrunched up his face. "They got you really good this time. How did they know you were here? Did that girl call them? Did you get her digits though? I want her to be my girl."

"Hell no! I didn't get her number Help me to the car." He slung me over his shoulder. "How did they find me out?!"

Stevie's POV

We arrived home. "TJ and JT go get out of your ninja gear and turn off your glow-in-the-dark hatchets! We can play with them tomorrow night! Dejanae sit down tell me what Tank did to you? I know he did something!

"He….."

Sam's POV

"How is it being at home without me or TJ?"

"It's strange I got AJE and Conniehey to keep me company Unique is staying a couple of days just having girl time."

"That's good, did she share with you how things happened?"

"Yes, she did Tank was asking about TJ, wanting to know where we lived, why didn't she have a baby bump. He mistook her for me."

"Weird y'all don't look anything alike. Is she okay? Did you get an update on the dorm party last night? Was Tank there?"

"She has a few scrapes but with time you won't see them I got an update Tank was there pushing up all on Deja, Shane wasn't he may have stayed back to push up on that thing called Sarah. I haven't seen the pictures yet of Tank I received some of TJ, JT, and Simon in their stakeout gear with their glow in the dark hatchets! The PI is coming by tomorrow with some information."

"I can't wait to find out what he knows…"

Monday…

Jenny's POV

Scoot back, scoot back scoot back it's THE KIJAY SMITH MORNING SHOW! "Good Morning you fine folk you it's MONDAY also known as MUSIC MONDAY! Aren't we happy? Let's restart the countdown clock until pre-Friday eve which is Thursday Kianna reset the clock, we're going to kick off the first hour of the show with some sad news Bobbi Kristina Houston-Brown the daughter of the late great Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown passed away on Sunday she was in a coma for the last what since the beginning of the year. Right Kianna?"

"Yes, she was in a coma for 5 months, it's just really a sad situation she was only 22 years old, 22 she had such a bright future ahead of her. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Bobby Brown and the Brown family and Cissy Houston and Houston family. Um…we're going to open up the lines in a little while folk just call in and give your thoughts on this. Jenny what is your thoughts on this?"

"All truth when I first heard the news I was in the kitchen eating dinner scrolling through my twitter timeline and Jawn Murray tweeted and it took me back to when I found about her mother I believe I found out from his tweet as well it just hit me she's too young. It's sad, you pray that she would have come out of this and win in life but she did not. 22, just…man that's messing me up. I'm just at a loss for words. We're opening the lines just share your thoughts on how you feel. I'm not going to tweak your names or do funny intros nothing like that. Um first we have my boo Mary go ahead girl."

"I remember where I was when Whitney died, and she was such an important person in pop history and to have her daughter pass away in a similar way makes Whitney's death hurt a little more, you know? It's like she died all over again. Of course it's not fair to say about Bobbi Kristina... she was her own person and I recognize that. I'm sure I have more feelings about this whole thing, but I have no coherent thoughts on it!"

"I feel you on that it's 2:36 AM and I'm up here playing Whitney Houston." I sighed. "Up next we have Denise, my boo Denise go ahead girl."

"If I'm being honest both their deaths was senseless her on drugs this child's a mystery. I'm just shaking my head. I don't know I hate she had to leave so young however her being reunited with her mom hopefully lets them be at peace."

"Thanks Denise. Up next we got my girl Zini, express yourself."

"Thank you Kianna. I think that it's sad that she's gone, but I'm relieved that it finally happened since I feel like she had died in January. They tried everything to keep her alive but the essence of her just wasn't there anymore. I hope that she's in Heaven with her amazing mother and they spend eternity with the Lord."

"Thanks up next my chica, the queen herself queencee23."

"I mean like I'm happy that they're reunited, but it's so sad that she died. R.I.P baby girl. It's so crazy. I'm like so lost for words right now. R.I.P Whitney and Bobbi. You're in a better place."

"15 after the hour Rod tell us how is traffic! And we're back from 20 minutes after the hour we still have the lines opened for you to call in and express your thoughts on this and on the line is zeejack go ahead boo."

"It saddens me that they had to be reunited so soon. I still think something's off about Bobbi's accident/suicide attempt/whatever you want to call it. I'm not saying the guy did anything to her but I'm not 100% sure he is in the clear. To have dirty hands you don't always have to be the one dipping them in the shit if you know what I mean."

"That was a good point she made about the dirty hands and being dipped, that was good next we have Monica. I can't say that I was going to clown right here but no."

"Hi. Don't have any thoughts really. It is sad and I hope they rest in peace."

"Thanks Monica for your comments I'm still waiting for your music…see just trying to lighten the mood. Love you glam-ma. Who is the final call we have?"

"We have Jujubee58 with the final call, take it away hey Mike cuzzo play I Will Always Love you as she takes us out UNTIL TOMORROW iamJLS. R.I.P. BOBBI KRISTINA. Go ahead boo-boo."

"If I should stay I would only be in your way so I'll go but I know I'll think of you every step of the way…"

"I'm sorry for Bobby's and the family's loss! I hope they thoroughly investigate that so-called boyfriend because I truly believe he had something to do with Bobbi Kristina's death! I was kind of hoping by some miracle, she would recover with her being young and never realizing her potential! But it just wasn't meant to happen! She's gone home to be back in her mother's arms again! May their spirits soar!"

"I hope life treats you kind and I hope you have all you've dreamed of and I wish you joy and happiness but above all this I wish you love and I... will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I will always love you I, I will always love you. You darling, I love you. I'll always...I'll always love you. Ooh Ooh."