A/N: Mini chapter here I've been dropping chapters every day since Glam-ma's birthday was going to include some more stuff but AJE and I have to discuss a few things. She's calling me in a little while.

Happy Reading (: - I'm on the phone w/ myhiggins25 right now she's making her some ice-water.

Mercedes POV

"His birth certificate Tank isn't listed as TJ's father on that document Sam and I had that amended 2 months ago. Why does he care about that now?"

He shrugged his shoulders. "He could try to take you to court to establish paternity that he is TJ's father, get visitation, or get sole custody."

"Woah it will be a cold day in hell if any of those things happen I put my whole body down forget the foot, TJ isn't and will not be in the care of the Tank through the courts, you don't know what he and Mercedes went through with that bum."

"Puck is right Tank doesn't care about TJ it's all about him. Did you not see the smear campaign he tried to run but it didn't go anywhere?"

"Yeah, he has people believing him sad thing it is women who are in his corner I know you watched the interview."

PI removed his glasses. "Yes, I did watch the interview I'm sorry for what you went through but I don't have no control over what he does all actions lies with him, I follow and report them to you it takes some weeks for the document to show up so as of right now we're good that's all for this week. I'll see you all next week same time."

"Okay sis I'll show him to the door."

"Thanks JJ again thank you. Continue to do your best."

"You all enjoy the rest of your day." I shook his hand. "I will Mrs. Evans."

"What do you think Tank is going to do when he finds out that the incomplete is now complete that TJ is full a fledge Evans? He does know that TJ doesn't stand for Tank Junior?"

"He already knows that TJ name is Thaddeus."

"How do you know that for sure Mercedes?"

"In one of the boxes was TJ's birth certificate he scratched out Thaddeus Joshua writing on top Tank Junior also he scratched out Evans the rude awakening is going to hit him hard I care partially but then I don't care. The partially is why Thaddeus isn't in your care, he doesn't think about him, his dreams are gone, he's a happy child the I don't care; let him know that my son is an Evans."

"E-E-E-E Unit!"

"What Stevie?"

"Oh, TJ and JT came up with that when we went on our family beat down, Mercedes wish you could have been there did you get all of the details?"

"That I did PawPaw took a few shots before joining in on the beat down the thing that was covering his penis fell off but that didn't stop him that he wasn't fully dressed, Mary was wheeling and jabbing that stick, Mary had a washboard smacking him, JT, TJ, and Simon all got in on it too. You, Denise, JT, and TJ all dressed in matching outfits like ninjas. Where did you get those mini glow in the dark hatchets?"

"That was a special order from this online store. Did Stevie tell you about..." Denise screamed. "I'm gone! Conniehey lick my foot!"

Arf [You taste like peanut butter!]

"Conniehey! Why did you do that? You know Denise doesn't like dogs. I'm sorry! Go upstairs or go in the corner! J3 take him outside."

Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf ARF Arf [Whatever! She'll learn to love me I'm a fine furry four legged one. She loves Stevie! I mean look at him!]

"A'ight let's go boy! We'll play fetch."

"Like the The KiJay Smith Show theme song scoot back, scoot back, scoot back Conniehey! He licked my foot. Do you see any broken skin Stevie?" Denise put her foot in his lap. "Do you see bite marks? Wipe it off."

"No baby your foot is fine. He just licked your foot no teeth marks either. You are fine. You will live."

"You don't know what a dog lick might do. I have to slice him! Did you tell Mercedes about Dejanae at the dorm party?"

"No, he didn't. Did she come into contact with Tank?"

"Yes, she did his old butt was there following her around, trying to get her number, feeling on her, behind that I did not see I still hit whacked him a few times with me hatchet before I got her up out of there in her unapproved outfit. She's back at the house watching the boys…"

"Um, the PI is back." Ray opened the door. "You just left why you are back so soon? Forgot an important detail to share with us?"

"Hell yeah! We didn't get to do the Evans Family Beat Down Dance. Let's go! Stevie start us off!"

"Let's dance AJE."

AJE's POV

I was wondering if he was going to return back I'm waiting to get my dance on I like this PI dude he's ready to bust a move while on the job. Does he have the moves like Jagger?

"This is ain't nothing new, the generational beat down part 2 featurin' the Evans family and this time we're going to slap him crazy we're gonna slap him crazy clap, clap, clap, clap your hands clap, clap, clap, clap your hands."

I can't clap my hands I'll just do light kicks soft kick AJE soft kick AJE hey come on get your dance on all fetuses to the floor!

"Alright now, we're gonna do the basic steps pick up a bat hit him up on the life side y'all one kick this time, right foot, let's kick left foot, let's kick, stomp Tank real smooth."

Aw yeah slap AJE that's right pick up a bat kick I'll kick hard kick.

"Ow wait that was a hard kick."

Sorry mommy I'm just into this dance let me kick my inflated Tank doll. You piece of crap you waste of a good nut your father wasn't worthy of that release your mother should have swallowed you. Let's dance. Go! Shimmy in the belly. Who voice is that?! Don't say that is who I think it is.

TJ's POV

"JT this zoo is the best when daddy and mommy got engaged we had of a tour of the pandas got to see some of the animals up close it was awesome this will be my third time going back. I'm ready to go to the zoo, aren't you happy about the zoo Deja?"

"No once you guys leave I'm going upstairs to my room to sulk." She put the pillow over her face. "I miss Matt."

I rolled my eyes. "You're not going to join us! Forget about Matt you got me! Aww here I am thinking I get to hold your hand the whole time." I snapped my fingers. "Gosh darn it."

The door opened. "They're back upstairs I go have fun at the zoo JT fall into the tiger cage and get bit. TJ have fun boo."

"I will! I'll bring you back something from the gift shop. Do you have any requests?"

"No, I'm sure to love anything you bring me back." She sighed. "I'll be in my room with a book wish I had a carrier pigeon."

"TJ your mother says hi so does Conniehey…"

"That Conniehey licked my foot that dog. I walked in the house did my little solo I don't even know where he was I'm talking to your mother and then I felt something wet." She checked out her foot in the mirror. "My foot! I have to walk I have to wear cute shoes. I'm yet here the prayers of the righteous are working."

"Aww come on Aunt Denise he probably just wanted to see what you taste like I'd think he probably say peanut butter after those cookies you made."

"They were good baby also granny says hi too." I stood there just moving my eyes. "TJ are you okay?"

"Yeah, did mommy FaceTime her?"

"No she's here for the gender reveal party next week."

"Why is she here so early?! She could have landed on Friday afternoon that's long of enough time to boss people around. The stress in my life has returned I feel sorry for mommy and AJE. I only got a few more hours of being stress free."

"What about Gabby TJ?"

"JT Gabby isn't even on the same level as my granny, once you meet her you'll know why. Gabby got her stuff in check after the beat down Jazzy gave her at recess second week of school she already getting suspended."

"Y'all ready for the zoo!" Aunt Denise asked looking through her purse. "Okay it's there."

"We are! Aunt Denise is you going to carry your hatchet along with you? Is your hatchet like the good people of All State?"

"Yes, it is this. We are in the good hands of All Hatchet along with Azimio and Ray."

"Hi Guys! Did you hear about what we did last night?! It was epic! The highlight for me was laying hands on Tank the low was finding out that Deja my boo had a boo but now he's her ex-boo since he didn't get the clearance from Aunt Denise so I'm back in the number one spot! Hi JAZZY!" I gave her a hug. "Glam-ma let you out! How has it been on the inside? I thought she said you couldn't go to the zoo with us. Hi Ian and Logan!"

"Hi TJ."

"TJ I heard about the beat down. I want a mini glow in the dark hatchet! Where did you get one?"

"Aunt Denise."

"Denise no! You aren't taking a hatchet to the zoo! You don't need it. Give me your purse!"

"Stevie if I we…" Stevie yanked her in for a kiss she melted Muffin removed the hatchet grabbing her phone. "Whew!"

"Oooooh! Get it Stevie! She was going to be one of my Pawpettes I wouldn't mind being up on that." Glam-ma smacked PawPaw.

"Forget about her being one of your Pawpettes I'm still waiting for you to get up on me giving me my stick! Running out the house last night showing all of the world what I get to play with. "PawPaw whispered in her ear. "Guys! We have to um…go back to the house! JAZZY YOU'RE GOING TO THE ZOO WITH JACEY! COME ON HERBIE!"

Mercedes POV

"Why are you guys doing dancing? Who was that lady with Stevie?" She was popping her fingers. "Hi Mary! Why are you all shocked and surprise to see me?"

"Mom, what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?"

"I'm here to help plan for the gender reveal party." She pulled into a hug. "Right AJE, right baby girl. I thought you said that she was an active little one. She's not moving."

"She might be sleep."

AJE's POV

Oh lord! She's back?! Already! I rather see daddy's stick! Ah! *AJE FAINTS my pet chinchilla Cinnamon fans me*

"Hi AJE granny is here! Granny's baby! Where is my other baby?"

Mercedes POV

"T-TJ is spending the week with Uncle Stevie and Aunt Denise." She gently patted my belly. "Mom, let her be I thought that you were at choir rehearsal."

"That's what I told your father so he could let me out of the house I packed a bag a few weeks back leaving it at a friend's house I picked it up on my way to the airport here I am. What are you doing with your phone?"

"I'm calling daddy. Mom like Deborah Cox said you not supposed to be here. Hello daddy? What you mean….JJ open the door."

"Bernice I just knew that you would pull something like this I called the church to see if choir rehearsal had started but when they said it didn't the only logical place that you go was to the airport. Hi Mercedes baby." He kissed me on the cheek. "Why are you here?"

"That's right! I had to come back out here to help prepare for the party. Mary where is the list?"

"Mary do not give her any list. We are going back to Lima!" He picked up her suitcase. "Let's go woman!"

"Joshua I'm not going anywhere! You can go back to Lima alone! I'm staying here until AJE is born!"

Cinnamon's POV

What? *Cinnamon faints* Who is going to fan me?! Wait! Why did I faint?

A/N: We'll pick it up tomorrow AJE has a pet. Lol Until tomorrow folks iamJLS