A/N: A little something sweet here! Tank hit me up saying he's tired of y'all talking about him and his crab situation he gonna lay low and get clean but he still loves y'all. Also I want to wish a Happy Birthday to Denise mother I wish you many, many more may you continue to slay her by the chicken wings! Lol Um…so let's go. What's going on now?
Happy Reading! (:
Stevie's POV
"Okay, TJ you run along downstairs and grab some couch. Deja you setup the refreshments."
"Alright, TJ you can help me."
I peeked out the into the hallway watching them go downstairs. "We have a piece of the puzzle right here in our hands, Shane's cellphone too bad it isn't Tanks. So, the question begs to be asked. What are we going to do with it?"
"There are two options hand it over to the PI or give it to Puck. I'm leaning towards Puck telling Sam and Mercedes. Look all the PI can to is feed information them he can't be hands on."
"Puck, give it to Puck we'll discuss after we send them off to bed." Denise phone buzzed. "TJ is staying one extra night going home Monday after school."
"Why? I mean I'm not upset over that or anything just…"
"She wrote spelling bee with a smiley face. Stevie care to share. What's a spelling bee?"
I smiled and laughed. "Yes, um, that's what they call it, Sam's been without for minute AJE gave the green light and Sam will be getting the red light."
A knock came at the door. "Deja said that you two were up here I thought you'd be getting it on in the bedroom not the kids room." Puck said smirking. "She said you had something you wanted to share."
"Yeah, it can wait later well." I closed the door. "Today at the zoo Shane popped up out of nowhere he dropped something his phone."
"Give me that. Did you guys looking through it?"
"Didn't get the chance to someone called his phone it was the guy who was on the playground he mentions someone pulling his mask off. I'll leave it right there. I have to get the video set up for movie night. Are you going to stay?"
He sighed. "I want to stay then I want to go back to LA to hunt down this guy. I'll stay I'll leave early tomorrow to come back."
We all went downstairs to the game room. "Are almost up and running J3?"
"Yeah, a few more things and we're good."
"A'ight. " I clapped my hands. "Welcome everyone to Stenise Theater where our featured films will be the Evans Family beat down starting from the top to now. J3 we set." He gave thumbs up. "Okay let me grab some couch." I picked up the bowl of popcorn sitting down.
"Ooh I remember this fight baby you gonna see how Herbie Jones Esquire III get down. Although you already know how I do it. Gimme some sugar."
"Deja see me I was playing catch with Uncle JJ and J3 when crusty dusty musty Tank and his cousin Rick rolled up on us."
"Why did you run in the house?"
"Uncle JJ told me to, I was grounded because I learned about it on the playground, PawPaw, granny, granddaddy mommy, and daddy had gone to the grocery store, PawPaw came in the house first looking for J3 and JJ to help with the groceries I told them they were outside he ran to the door, he's about to appear in 3, 2, 1…" TJ pointed at the TV.
"There I go, don't I look good baby smacking Dynamite Too Sharp showing, Crack, Crunk, Patty Whack give dog a bone a taste of his own medicine. Here comes, my sons, following them will Bernice, then my ex-boo Tana."
"Yup here I come TJ had got popped in the mouth for cussing I went to the window I got down on my knees saying a little prayer it went Jesús ya sabes que he estado orando acerca de este día desde que me enteré de él yo sólo quiero decir que usted y la oración funciona gracias! ¿No se lo hagas! [translation: Jesus you know I've been praying about this day since I found about him I just want to say thank you and prayer works! Won't he do it!]
"WON'T HE DO IT!" Denise shouted.
"Yes, he will!" Tana and Denise hi-fived. "I drummed out a beat on him I could have used a backup with you and Mary tambourine skills."
"She and I would have been there with bells on. I should have been there for this! I would have loved to lay hands on him. Stevie baby this is when you were in the hospital because of him."
"That is right. Here comes Mercedes, she was yelling did she have to call the cops." I tossed a handful of popcorn in my mouth.
"Did they?"
"No, Tana and me took off after them that was the best fight I was ever in. PawPaw still throwing them blows. Grandpa you know what don't answer that question my mind just went way left."
"Yeah I'm still throwing them and Monica is catching."
J3 covered his mouth gagging. "Ugh…I got to throw up. Excuse me."
"The next fight is when Puck laid hands on Tank by himself; baby wasn't this fight where you said ok I just wanna know were u trying to kill us? I laughed so hard my coworker came in the break room like what is up? Puck gave him a beat down like the old school parents used to give u a tap with every word. Right?"
"Yeah, how you know about that! I was just crushing on you then." I laid my head on her chest.
"Oh me and Jenny went back to read the reviews. What was your coworker reaction?"
"I was quite embarrassed Jenny just be trying to slay me all of the time and I'm just a nice person I so nice she's just so wrong and she's a tease be not giving up what she's going to do saying she don't be clowning when she really is. I can't, I cannot, just foolishness! Play the video."
"Beat him Uncle Puck! That's right! Stomp him in his mini nuts! Oooh! That was a good hit."
"It's not over yet because I had a guest to appear out of nowhere, screaming…"
"WON'T HE DO IT!" All the kids shouted.
"Yup! I have perfect timing Puck was doing the Leprechaun jig or whatever dance I yelled that said another prayer which went like La oración realmente funciona me he sentido algún tipo de forma últimamente y algo me dijo que simplemente orar al respecto , así que puse de rodillas he dicho Jesús le envía aquí y mira lo que hiciste! Sí padre ! ¡Sí! Una oración simple! Lo hiciste y ahora tendrá la luz de él como holocausto a usted! ¡Fuego! ¡Fuego! [Translation: Prayer really does work I've been feeling some kind of way lately and something told me just pray about it so I got down on my knees I said Jesus send him over here and look at what you did! Yes father! Yes! A simple prayer! You did it and now I will light him up as burnt offering to you! Fire! Fire!]
"You tried to set him on fire?"
"Yes, I did Deja, burnt offerings but Puck put out my match I was pissed then the police showed up serving Tank his TRO I was satisfied although I still wanted to burn him. What's the next fight?"
TJ and Logan raised their hands. "Me and Logan fight, Logan was spending the whole week with me we went grocery shopping while there Sarah jumped up in daddy's face asking questions saying bad things about mommy, she was in another aisle I got the idea do to this."
"TJ! You and Logan are throwing fruit! Awww look at them. Ooh, that hit her smack dab in the head she down!"
"BAOUK is down!"
"What's a BAOUK?"
"JT it stands for Big Ass Ol Ugly Knot."
"TJ, look at Aunt Denise don't say that word this is your warning, you understand me?" He nodded his head. "Okay."
"This is when Logan and me said…Bye Ashy Felicia she raised her head looking upset. I didn't care it was a run by fruiting."
"Next fight is when Tank was waiting at my old house putting a gu…" Denise covered my mouth. "What?" She pointed at TJ. "Oh…um let's skip this fight."
"Awww…man I wanted to see it! Since we can't watch that fight let's watch the kids fight the main event a two-parter! The first beat down is Shane this one has audio!"
"Get it Jazzy! Look at me! Stomp him."
"Jazzy although we can't stand each other you did well out there today."
"So did you. JT what did you just to do Shane? You sat on his head."
"Oh I farted on him one just slipped through the cheeks. It was awesome then I smacked him."
"Whew! That was some smack! Then the lion roars he runs like the wuss he is! Look at him."
"Where were you Jacey?"
"Not there we were in the panda house overhearing about what was going down we just knew that it was our family Tana didn't bother chasing of Shane, she wants Tank and Tank only."
"Right, Shane is like a filler beat down like this next one."
"Who else…that's Sarah! She's flirting with…."
"My man, nasty filthy self she didn't know what hit her when I pushed Stevie back after he told her no I saw it with my own two eyes hearing it with my own two ears, Stevie knew not to give into that trash I let it be known he was happy with me."
"She pushed Denise. Does she not know that Denise doesn't mind snapping, crackling, and popping?"
"Nope! I was going to jump in but after seeing her in action she can handle all of this on her own. GO DENISE! KNOCK HER DOWN! THAT'S RIGHT!" Tana threw her pop at the screen. "Listen to Denise"
"Desperate, destitute, simply, funky, ugly wench stay away from my man in case you don't understand spray I'm going to spray you down with this mace." She grabbed my hand walking away. "No means No thirsty desert slut."
"ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!"
Mercedes POV
"Mercedes have you watched this video of your ultrasound? Call me crazy but did she say a tambourine?" Daddy rewound the video.
"Is that a tambourine?"
"Yes, daddy that's what she said, here are the sonogram."
He tilted the lamp. "In all of my years it's hard to make out these all I'm seeing is a Best Buy logo along with a Walmart? Do you see that?"
"Daddy no, there is no Walmart or Best Buy inside of me, although that does look like an iPad." I wiped my eyes. "I may need to get my eyes checked out myself."
"Mercedes there you go, just the mommy to be I want to see. Since we have the color for the baby rooms all picked out we'll pick an official color tomorrow it's time now to plan the gender reveal party but first I want little AJE to make a move for granny." She patted my stomach. "Come on baby move for granny. I have been here for the last few hours and not even a kick."
AJE's POV
"AJE come on baby kick for granny. I'll buy you a pony…"
*rolls eyes puts in ear plugs*
Mercedes POV
"She's not kicking! Are you sure she's okay?"
"Mom, AJE is fine he or she was kicking up a storm a few hours ago while you were unpacking talking to Unique, did you talk Unique to sleep?"
"That I did not she said that she was tired so was I, I've done a lot in these few short hours. We're moving onto the gender reveal party." I rolled my eyes. "The guest will wear blue or pink shirts casting their ballots for the gender, I'm thinking we'll have cupcakes, blue and pink ice-cream, watermelon carved into a little bassinet fruit outlining the blanket, have you thought about invitations, how will you reveal the gender?"
"We have a way that we're going to reveal the gender; we'll cut a cake and release balloons. Invitations not so much."
"Great I made a few selections, I already took the liberty in calling someone to make them, and you did the majority of the things on your lists. Tell your thoughts on decorations."
"Bottles, pacifiers, rattles, um…mom I don't know. This is my first one, streamers, party favors all the ins and outs of a baby shower minus gifts."
"Yeah, Bernice."
She put her hand in his face. "Hush Joshua, when the gender is revealed will you reveal the name I'm tired of hearing AJE. I know the E stands for Evans, what does the AJ stand for?"
"Sam and I will decide on that right now it's 50/50 anything else about the gender reveal party you can ask Mary."
"Does she know the gender?"
"No, she does not the only one who knows are the doctor and AJE."
AJE's POV
Cinnamon barks. *removes ear plugs* What Cinny?
Cinnamon – Your mommy says that you know what you are? Do you?
Girl I've been trying to figure out that myself for the longest I done tried to move this cord with not much luck, grabbed a mirror, tried tests nothing! Let me check again. Dang cord! Ow…I'll have to wait until this upcoming Saturday but we have to get prepared for tomorrow night. It's going to be your first spelling bee. I've been through many of them can't wait until I get up out of here so I can put a face to the stick.
Sunday..
TJ's POV
"Good morning, Uncle Stevie, JT, and Deja." I singsong. "Where is Aunt Denise?"
"She had to hit up the grocery store, oh TJ your mother hit us up you're staying one more day with us! Isn't that awesome?"
"Yeah, it is but I thought that I was going to go home today I know Conniehey misses me. I wish he could come over."
"Dad we should go get Conniehey mommy and Aunt Sarah are at the store tweeting each other while they shop side by side with mommy saying I can't, we got time mommy is going to be slain to the checkout aisle over something funny. Do it!"
"Yeah, dad do it we all love Conniehey."
He bit his lip. "Okay I'll do it Deja you stay here watch JT and TJ I'll be right back."
"Okay."
"Yes! Conniehey is coming over! Deja did you watch that YouTube video I sent you last week?"
"You mean the video of the people at the drive-thru safari, yes! I did! I love it, I think that you and I should go."
"I would love to go with you but you might feed me to the animals, we should make this a family outing bring TJ along with us…"
Arf [I got entry! TJ!] ARF ARF ARF [I missed you! DEJA! JT!]
"Conniehey! I missed you. How has it been without me at the house?"
Arf [Awful! Granny is doing the most!]
"Aww…let's take him upstairs to your room so once she gets home she won't find out."
Arf [Nice house she has I won't pee nowhere. Oooh nice shoes. Ooh JT your bed is comfy.]
"You like my bed Conniehey?" JT rubbed his belly. "I can't wait until we get a dog but first daddy has to build an outside house for him."
"Why? Conniehey is a good dog?"
"My mother I don't know why she don't love animals she has this say HCO which means Human Contact Only, the game is about to start soon. Conniehey stay up here we'll come check on you during breaks and halftime." He went into his closet. "I found and old shoe that don't mean anything to me you can chew on this."
Arf [Thank you.]
"But don't bark. Shh…be quiet." We walked down the stairs the door was open. "Hi Ms. Sarah."
"Hi TJ, JT here put these bags in the kitchen on the floor! Hi Conniehey!"
"Why is the door opened?" He looked out. "Oh, mommy is back I'm going to go help with the groceries turn to the game it's about to come on. LET'S GO CHARGERS!" He clapped his hands. "Wooo!"
"Dad, it's just the highlights from the first game. Although that game was sweet! Not gonna lie."
"Yeah girl so…AHHHHHHH!" Aunt Denise dropped the bags. "Stevie what is that beast doing here in my living room? Why is Sarah texting me while she's behind me?! I can't! I CANNOT! FOOLISHNESS!"
Arf [I'm not a beast! Tubbington on the other hand you are spot on.]
"Why is he on my couch? Conniehey get down, now, down, no, no, no….sit. TJ! Deja! JT! You just going to walk up in there Sarah. He licked my foot!"
Arf [And I'll lick it again!]
"Yeah, mom, what seems to be the problem? Conniehey come here boy!" Deja picked him up. "I heard about your girlfriend. That feels good."
"That's the problem go take him outside! Now, how did he get here?"
"Uncle Stevie got him for me!"
AJE's POV
The San Diego Chargers are here to take on the Cleveland Browns.
Go Chargers *shakes pom-poms* Go D-A-D-D-Y Why am I spelling I'm going to get enough of that in a few hours. Let me just watch this game. Oh man a flag! That wasn't no pass interference. Cinnamon smack the TV I can't move from this position. I thought about buying a car but I can't teleport myself to the other womb.
"Hello AJE you've moved to the sound of granddaddy voice, your mommy, Aunt Unique, even your grandma Mary, what about me?"
Cinnamon – Should I get my tablet you bought me so we can book granny a ticket back home?
You can grab it we can look at flights while I figure out why daddy's team is still running the ball! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING THE BALL?! IT'S 3RD DOWN 8 YARDS! DON'T RUN THE BALL! HE HAD NOWHERE TO GO! I CAN'T! I CANNOT! FOOLISHNESS! *throws pom-poms at TV*
Later that night…
Sam's POV
I've been horny since yesterday when Mercedes told me she had something up her sleeve I just want to get in those jeans gaining access that I know my stick is happy.
"Baby I'm home! Did you watch the game?" I set my bag on the couch. "Mrs. Samuel Thaddeus Evans!"
"Hi baby. Close your mouth before I put something on it." I kissed her finger.
"What if I…I want something on it that I can taste so sweet that makes you melt in my mouth we're going up to the bed room, okay." She pushed me on the bed. "What are we gonna…..oh."
A/N: I'll leave it right there until tomorrow iamJLS (: Lol